Ape Mithrandir

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2026-05-09 03:28:46 CEST

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Nah fam you looking in the wrong zip codes.

2026-05-09 03:27:52 CEST

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Tell that to Roman Sterlingov. He traded P2P with someone who bought Bitcoin Fog domain name. Sent that BTC to KYC exchange and got locked up for the chain analysis tying the BTC that touched KYC to Bitcoin Fog domain purchasing. That was the only evidence.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/jury-finds-russian-swedish-operator-bitcoin-fog-guilty-running-darknet-cryptocurrency

2026-05-08 17:48:22 CEST

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#nevent1q…vndg

2026-05-08 17:29:18 CEST

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If I ask AI to do my research, does that still count?

2026-05-08 04:26:19 CEST

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#FreeSamourai
http://billandkeonne.org

2026-05-06 18:40:51 CEST

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Soon it will become the 0.01-0.09-0.9-99 rule with AI taking up the 99%.

2026-05-04 17:20:40 CEST

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The bottom picture is usually government sponsored.

2026-05-03 04:30:30 CEST

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Opencode + PPQ with Anthropic models works.
Claude Code is spyware.

2026-05-02 18:50:39 CEST

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It started way before that. It started when they took your silver coins and gave you paper in return.

2026-05-01 19:46:16 CEST

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Yes but stopping that developing in the first place is the challenge.

2026-05-01 19:35:58 CEST

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Violence existing at scale, and people willing to enact violence at scale, is the harder aspect to reconcile with Libertarianism/Anarchism.

2026-05-01 19:24:36 CEST

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Shit is being generated faster than it can be fixed. 0-days will never decelerate again.

2026-04-28 19:47:34 CEST

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Bullshit talk is cheap #FreeSamourai

2026-04-25 20:23:22 CEST

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Just connect a USB keyboard or buy a new laptop. Is it worth it to take it apart?

2026-04-25 20:19:06 CEST

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You know people who ask you about books? Well done sir.

2026-04-25 02:26:54 CEST

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The government would say "Not enough."

2026-04-22 15:03:44 CEST

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Better than most real influencers. The man deserves the money.

2026-04-22 14:45:52 CEST

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Agreed she's much more than DD

2026-04-20 20:10:57 CEST

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The Author definitely still used Claude when writing this

2026-04-19 03:32:39 CEST

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If you feed it all the right conditions it probably would tell you the correct answer.

2026-04-19 03:29:44 CEST

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Should be execution counter

2026-04-19 03:28:29 CEST

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But it's "dUaL pURpOse", an IRGC commander got his appendix removed there once.

2026-04-18 02:59:03 CEST

@nprofile…qagl offers an amazing service. Very reliable and great selection of models.
I still also use NanoGPT but only because they offer a selection of OpenWeight models via a subscription service. I find NanoGPT much less reliable than @nprofile…qagl.
@nprofile…qagl do you think some sort of limited subscription could be possible with your service? You'd have to select appropriate token and request limits similar to NanoGPT but even if yours was 2x the price of NanoGPT, I'd favor it due to the reliability of your service.

2026-04-16 05:21:52 CEST

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The gap between a trailer and a movie will take a long time to bridge.

2026-04-15 21:04:59 CEST

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Violence against me or my family is not ok.

2026-04-15 20:53:33 CEST

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It's also ok to have 12 kids.

2026-04-15 17:13:07 CEST

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Bisq and Retoswap also great for BTC <-> XMR swaps

2026-04-15 17:03:44 CEST

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It's good but you can see a few AI artefacts.

2026-04-14 19:26:01 CEST

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Ukrainians aren't short, I've met a few. How did this goblin get into power? Definitely not through free and fair elections.

2026-04-14 19:24:36 CEST

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What if I write it using local LLMs on shitty hardware and it took 2 hours to write it at 1 token per second?

2026-04-14 19:21:24 CEST

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No seat should be safe at midterms, D or R. Every candidate needs to be grilled for funding from AIPAC.

2026-04-14 19:19:22 CEST

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The best most ISPs will allow is to set the ISP router in bridge mode.

2026-04-14 19:12:41 CEST

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In the olden days the king would send tax collectors door to door with an accompaniment of knights.

2026-04-14 19:10:12 CEST

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Win win for both sides

2026-04-14 19:03:53 CEST

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Depends on the definitions but Mao, Stalin, FDR, Hitler, Putin and Xi Jing Ping are all exceptional in their own ways.

2026-04-14 05:20:45 CEST

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They must be unexceptional to lead the way for what comes next.

2026-04-09 17:36:48 CEST

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Living for your children and grandchildren builds a better society, than living forever.

2026-04-06 18:46:28 CEST

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How many fingers do you have?

2026-04-06 18:36:29 CEST

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The BioHacking community seem stupid.
Man has known since antiquity that we live forever through our bloodline and kin.
Die, but die with grandchildren and great-grandchildren and then you will live on in their memories.

2026-04-06 18:21:14 CEST

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If Bitcoin succeeds your leveraged Stocks go bankrupt during the collapse of the US Dollar.

2026-04-06 18:16:10 CEST

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Shhhh 🤫 don't say that to Bitcoiners...

2026-04-05 04:07:41 CEST

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You can also ignore all that BS and just have a family. Find someone you love and settle down in your 20s. Likely the younger you settle down the better.

2026-04-05 04:00:21 CEST

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HDDs also up in price.

2026-04-05 03:54:14 CEST

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Have you checked the price of SSDs recently?

2026-04-04 18:40:17 CEST

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My youngest kid loves to pick up snails with leaves. Or ride on their scooter.

2026-04-04 15:39:42 CEST

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They never want to overcome the Economic Calculation Problem, they just want to say they have and then decide whatever benefits the people in control the most.

2026-04-04 15:36:29 CEST

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I would bet Jeffrey Epstein never had any concerns about concealing his financial transactions.
Even now after his death and with a law in Congress forcing the release of this financial transactions, they are more private than anyone else's in the world.

2026-04-03 18:26:03 CEST

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Blame technology, starting with the lightbulb

2026-04-03 18:24:07 CEST

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It is no hire climate at the moment. Keep a level head unless you can afford to be unemployed for an extended period of time.

2026-04-03 18:22:40 CEST

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Nothing worse at the moment

2026-04-03 18:12:40 CEST

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Make the flag on the right 🇮🇱

2026-04-03 18:09:36 CEST

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2026-04-03 18:05:38 CEST

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Yeah I let Kimi control mine

2026-04-03 18:04:57 CEST

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Only the best and brightest

2026-04-03 18:02:40 CEST

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If it's on an exchange it's not your Bitcoin

2026-04-03 18:01:58 CEST

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Save a space in the Appalachian cabin for me

2026-04-03 18:01:05 CEST

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Um acthuawalluuy that's the iRoN aGE
@nprofile…nmvd

2026-04-03 17:59:54 CEST

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Pretty sure it's more than $35bn and he isn't done yet.

2026-04-03 17:57:14 CEST

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2026-04-03 17:50:52 CEST

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Babson

2026-04-03 17:46:24 CEST

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Israel struck the man's home. Trump refuses to control the Israelis. He has even said he doesn't want to say who he is negotiating with since they might get assassinated.

2026-04-03 17:44:48 CEST

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Is @nprofile…jx8d the faggot in this sentence or Starmer?

2026-04-03 17:43:14 CEST

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Monero has insufficient liquidity to form the basis of an international oil market. Each tanker is carrying +$200m worth of oil.

2026-04-03 17:41:25 CEST

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Can't all USD based stablecoins be blocked?

2026-04-03 17:38:58 CEST

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I saw the rumor that Trump asked about using the Treasury to short Oil futures, but I'm pretty sure Bessent explained the insanity of that idea.

2026-04-01 18:37:15 CEST

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Is if FOSS?

2026-04-01 18:33:23 CEST

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"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you"

2026-03-31 20:18:18 CEST

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I would the Chinese are helping them make it.

2026-03-31 20:15:45 CEST

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Similar laws requiring disclosure of device passwords or decryption assistance (with criminal penalties for refusal) exist in:
- UK (RIPA 2000 s49): Up to 2 yrs prison (5 yrs nat sec/child cases).
- Australia (Crimes Act s3LA): Up to 2-5 yrs.
- Singapore (Criminal Procedure Code): Up to 3 yrs (10 yrs for serious offenses).
- France: Up to 3-5 yrs + fines.
- India (IT Act s69): Up to 7 yrs.
Many others (Ireland, Belgium, etc.). Details vary by context; always verify official gov sources for travel.

2026-03-31 20:14:39 CEST

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2026-03-31 20:11:54 CEST

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Trump just gonna unilaterally end the war. Israel and Iran will probably keep fighting.

2026-03-31 20:10:14 CEST

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Sometimes people are better off not knowing Nietzsche.

2026-03-31 20:08:34 CEST

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That assumes that this point is a good place.

2026-03-31 04:37:05 CEST

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If it was a guy interviewer it would have gone down way differently.

2026-03-31 04:26:33 CEST

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Nowadays soldiers mostly die for a steady paycheck, good healthcare and their college tuition paid for by the state.

2026-03-31 04:24:30 CEST

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Depends on where you live. Cuba definitely feeling an oil shortage of late and that started before the Iran War.

2026-03-31 04:22:53 CEST

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My AI doesn't like it when I ask "What was the point of that? Please give me a practical usecase."

2026-03-31 04:21:55 CEST

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Matthew 5:39

2026-03-31 04:13:09 CEST

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Who is this?
Also there are still huge swaths of the elite you are adamant the hoax most go on.

2026-03-31 03:28:14 CEST

@npub12em…y99g has put together an amazing Bitcoin Math website (https://magicinternetmath.com) but what he failed to mention is that he also casually put out one of the Best How to Use Bitcoin guides with Sparrow Wallet!
https://sparrow.magicinternetmath.com
https://blob.satellite.earth/1a71da3d9cfdc924de20139da605fb53df48a39380c4441ef3854aa2c15e0c2d

2026-03-30 18:47:54 CEST

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2026-03-30 18:29:35 CEST

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Doesn't he realize AI can triangulate his coordinates from this video and dispatch lethal action?

2026-03-30 18:26:31 CEST

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2026-03-30 16:55:46 CEST

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If they are a Leftie they should say Bernie Sanders.

2026-03-30 16:54:18 CEST

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History rhymes
https://reliefweb.int/report/iraq/water-under-siege-iraq-usuk-military-forces-risk-committing-war-crimes-depriving

2026-03-30 16:49:29 CEST

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I believe in this magic
https://magicinternetmath.com/

2026-03-30 16:48:16 CEST

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It would be a struggle unfortunately 🦍

2026-03-30 16:47:22 CEST

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I prefer if the shopkeeper accepts XMR or if necessary Lightning. For me tho and storing my wealth, it is worth going through the hoops.

2026-03-28 19:05:35 CET

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You have to be determined but it can be done. Bisq into Samourai Whirlpool was the 🐐
We have Ashigaru now which is not as liquid yet but the tech is there.

2026-03-28 17:52:49 CET

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Russia pretty much admitting to this.

2026-03-28 17:52:31 CET

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Iran has been planning this for years. They used their older missiles first, to waste the interceptors.

2026-03-28 17:44:26 CET

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Everyone one of these things will get funding from the Pentagon soon, if they haven't already.

2026-03-28 17:40:14 CET

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I think you missed it. We normally do a late tea at around 8pm New York time.