Turdicus

Work foid was very excited to tell me first thing in the morning that she won money gambling at the casino, hit 100 and then stopped. Good self control

2025-09-14 02:07:08 UTC

the JD in JD Vance’s name stands for Judge Dred

2025-09-14 01:30:44 UTC

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large diet squirt

2025-09-12 22:21:49 UTC

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I am the white monster

2025-09-12 21:55:12 UTC

Bug landed on me and instantly died

2025-09-11 04:46:42 UTC

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dances in ashes

2025-09-11 04:44:55 UTC

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mmmmmm I’ll sponsor your honorary card to keep you around

2025-09-11 04:40:50 UTC

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yeah she’s cute, I thought she had a boyfriend though so I stopped paying attention to her. today was just an anomaly

2025-09-11 04:36:36 UTC

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Yeah me and the other guy told her we’re moving her desk to the dumpster and when she said something I told her it’s not my problem

2025-09-11 03:58:47 UTC

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she doesnt I don’t think

2025-09-11 03:55:25 UTC

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she def doesnt

2025-09-10 19:00:55 UTC

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yeah exactly my point, people barely even registered the second try as legitimate too

2025-09-10 18:59:45 UTC

remember when someone tried assassinate the presidential canidate last summer? how did nothing even come of that, how is random third world tier political violence just taken as part and parcel of living now

2025-09-10 17:35:25 UTC

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mail is down? what’s next? plate? leather?

2025-09-10 17:11:18 UTC

the work foid forced her way into a conversation I was having about chainsaw man to talk about something else so I called her a make a wish kid that she gets to even talk to us. then I did something else and she went out of her way to tell me how funny I was and then laughed at something else I did later. ok fine foid, I’ll put off calling you a bitch until tomorrow

2025-09-10 02:03:53 UTC

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This would work on me

2025-09-09 03:29:56 UTC

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When you put it that way it sounds utterly demonic

2025-09-08 11:51:27 UTC

This feels fake and gay to me.
https://i.poastcdn.org/ec/20/51/ec20512de10656cf03656d93fade2ad312eaeba029c1e65e65f8559878e0b053.jpeg

2025-09-07 03:38:21 UTC

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what if Kirby chinese

2025-09-07 03:35:37 UTC

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It’s been nice knowing you

2025-09-06 05:44:26 UTC

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I mean 6 million is REALLY high isn’t it

2025-09-06 03:17:38 UTC

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I started silent witch, I need to continue

2025-09-06 02:21:03 UTC

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She ‘s afraid of me

2025-09-05 23:41:31 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/1a/2a/ed/1a2aedad2bff72f1772b2698a62e7d8ae17d6aa6a3b310acc47f0e5a2dd85182.jpeg

2025-09-05 23:40:57 UTC

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I told some threads creature that I want to genocide the right people or something

2025-09-05 23:33:13 UTC

Oh man this fuckin rules, what a great start to my Friday night
#note1ucx…qh0j

2025-09-05 23:05:05 UTC

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yeah she should marry me

2025-09-05 21:35:14 UTC

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I also think the anime is better than the manga

2025-09-05 20:46:32 UTC

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I liked frieren dubbed but that’s much more controversial.

2025-09-05 20:42:13 UTC

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some anime I watch dubbed. some anime I watch subbed.

2025-09-05 20:25:02 UTC

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I’m still waiting for it to get dubbed

2025-09-03 14:57:17 UTC

my area director and some faggot visiting both just entered the bathroom as I’m trying to shit and phonepost in peace. and they’re fucking chatting while they piss and shit

2025-09-03 14:55:53 UTC

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Why is she reply baiting

2025-09-02 20:02:21 UTC

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what do I even do now, just continue as usual?

2025-09-02 19:34:15 UTC

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she’s one of my best friends she wouldn’t steer me wrong :aqua_crying_quietly:

2025-09-02 19:31:27 UTC

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My friend is a girl and said she knows how girls think

2025-09-02 19:28:39 UTC

Friend convinced me internet girl is just messing with me and doesn’t like me

2025-09-02 17:27:39 UTC

we are so freaking close to some truly epic pwnage gamers.
#note142a…vph2

2025-09-01 16:40:33 UTC

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thats so tough man, clinton got double sucked too

2025-09-01 16:35:52 UTC

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thats normal

2025-09-01 16:33:56 UTC

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he is NOT looking good man

2025-08-31 03:23:56 UTC

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I don’t have it and I’m in bed now

2025-08-31 03:06:35 UTC

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is it fun

2025-08-31 03:06:07 UTC

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What game is this

2025-08-30 07:23:52 UTC

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I’m being drained through the Internet but I like it

2025-08-30 06:47:00 UTC

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It’s happening. how do I stop it

2025-08-30 06:32:15 UTC

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they’re not 🥲

2025-08-29 03:08:59 UTC

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yeah I can’t remember much of a family party Saturday where I didn’t do anything that would cause me not to remember and I couldn’t remember Sunday really at all

2025-08-29 02:58:51 UTC

Having memory issues I think, having trouble recalling last weekend. Feels like more of a struggle than passive recollection. Things are kind of weird and bad lately

2025-08-26 16:54:33 UTC

Hey guys, I’m driving to the cigarette store. Would anyone like any cigarettes or cigarette items from the store while I’m there?

2025-08-26 16:50:12 UTC

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You guys have that now??

2025-08-25 14:06:32 UTC

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Also, would

2025-08-25 14:05:31 UTC

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ok she can have her good boy point back

2025-08-25 14:03:00 UTC

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oh ok I don’t believe her, nice try

2025-08-25 14:02:33 UTC

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look man, I’m sure it was a lot, but that sounds kind of far fetched and out there

2025-08-25 14:02:02 UTC

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Is this real

2025-08-24 18:38:29 UTC

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THATS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED I DONT THINK SHE LIKES ME I THINK SHE IS JUST RETARDED AND ONLINE

2025-08-24 18:08:04 UTC

Was talking online with a woman about how I was going to a kids party where they have a dog and she asked “you know what they say about dogs right, men are like dogs they seem more approachable when they’re good with kids” chat what does this mean

2025-08-21 03:14:41 UTC

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sorry we out. we’ve got untouchable brownoid and 70 year old jew

2025-08-20 21:40:56 UTC

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No, negresses are violent and very not cute. It just would be funny to watch a woman

2025-08-20 21:39:39 UTC

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can you make sure she’s cute first

2025-08-19 18:53:08 UTC

my interview went twice as long as scheduled. they told me nice things about me and that they liked me. now I am like, what if those things are fake though

2025-08-19 16:17:29 UTC

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wtf do you mean you wondered? of course he did.

2025-08-19 03:48:35 UTC

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This is so embarrassing, I didn’t know how to ask and she seemed to change the subject

2025-08-19 02:25:11 UTC

my boy did it again
#note1p00…s40k

2025-08-18 21:04:49 UTC

Hello congress. My homeland is filled with browns who kill people like me indiscriminately and I cannot afford a home and my friends are having trouble finding or keeping jobs. Why shouldn’t I kill you

2025-08-18 20:08:16 UTC

Shitted right now
#note1znd…vfad

2025-08-18 18:12:50 UTC

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Wow thank you now I can form a parasocial attachment to you this is great

2025-08-18 17:59:50 UTC

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your ai has a name now?

2025-08-17 02:35:39 UTC

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I’m missing the girl part but I have the anime

2025-08-17 02:33:41 UTC

I should have a girl’s boobs in my face right now and instead I’m just going To watch anime

2025-08-16 01:32:14 UTC

ruining my life, everything is mad gay and feels like shit
#note1w4q…7amf

2025-08-15 21:48:32 UTC

man this fed really did her homework, talking about liking the same movies and stuff and showing me a new weird YouTube channel and liking some of the same ones already. Thinking the stupid images I show her are funny. this one definitely wants to sabotage or kill me

2025-08-15 14:00:46 UTC

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why

2025-08-13 22:16:19 UTC

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I’m not done with it

2025-08-13 22:13:41 UTC

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Side note. I took a picture of my crap to show my friend and keep trying to not send it to her accidentally or post it anywhere
https://i.poastcdn.org/d3/b5/19/d3b519b4e80555724857b164fde40ffb4cb7fef2d8ccb254d337d0b0a1809fcb.png

2025-08-13 21:39:20 UTC

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ok when I was in high school I thought about this and wondered why no one did this

2025-08-12 20:49:55 UTC

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I must be stupider because I always care about my stuff and others‘

2025-08-12 17:34:24 UTC

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niggas borrowing my tools at work and then they disappear. I’ve been there only a few months and a couple tools already vanished

2025-08-12 02:33:00 UTC

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he is also african

2025-08-12 02:08:30 UTC

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Can you explain this character to me as if I haven’t played in years so I can appreciate her too

2025-08-11 23:55:22 UTC

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I can do that I just need a cute female volunteer

2025-08-11 21:56:17 UTC

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I think about this from time to time

2025-08-11 21:43:16 UTC

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Oh yeah instead of the greenback they can call it the cumback good thinking jeff

2025-08-11 21:38:48 UTC

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I don’t want a cum based economy jeff

2025-08-11 21:30:01 UTC

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I usually get 20s from a bank

2025-08-11 03:11:08 UTC

If you screenshot a tweet now the app will automatically place branding in the corner. I’m gonna lose it and I can’t explain why
https://i.poastcdn.org/82/8a/56/828a56cd15980fee552dca68172ab7950ee1817464c8c4ef553592966a2d9ca3.jpeg

2025-08-09 16:11:11 UTC

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No they go on the floor

2025-08-08 18:09:21 UTC

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what color

2025-08-08 17:11:45 UTC

@Blouie alt account leak
https://i.poastcdn.org/8a/3e/1e/8a3e1e4daf2b2d6b4d5469bfcdcd218a86c7b5818bf692dc9998cf31fe8552fd.jpeg

2025-08-07 20:52:58 UTC

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she looks like she enjoys sleeping in on saturdays

2025-08-07 04:20:12 UTC

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It’s a guy who sent a super chat to null every week for like 8 months and then superchatted rekeita the same exact thing and he read it 9+ times in a row because he was so drunk he couldn’t remember

2025-08-07 04:10:49 UTC

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anime sucks cope and sneed

2025-08-05 03:34:32 UTC

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taco night?

2025-08-05 03:21:52 UTC

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what ever happened to her again? meltdown?

2025-08-04 20:44:13 UTC

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It’s a chocolate elf woman, it’s different and ok. Also it’s not Zelda in case youre wondering