Caek Islove 🍰 💖

Count what you have now; Don't count what you don't have; Find that you have so much

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2026-07-22 18:05:49 CEST

This post did numbahs on Mastodon
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2026-07-22 01:10:30 CEST

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Not that there's any good reason to visit Mainland China since the people living there are as unpleasant as Parisian waiters and they've turned all their historical landmarks into concrete and plastic tourist traps.

2026-07-18 19:12:37 CEST

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2026-07-16 22:35:56 CEST

foids most affected
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2026-07-15 18:05:11 CEST

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It really is jewish daycare for women to keep them busy until their egg carton empties out.

2026-07-14 23:54:51 CEST

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The games are so long and there's no breaks so if I get up to go pee I might miss the most important part of the whole game!

2026-07-14 23:52:49 CEST

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He's essentially saying that chimping out is a human right.

2026-07-14 02:19:12 CEST

I this point, I don't know what people who still post "AI coding is useless slop garbage" are smoking. I've been coding since I was 12 and leveraging agentic coding, I've recently made things that I could never have made by myself.

2026-07-13 19:57:01 CEST

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Basically everyone else in Israeli politics is even more bloodthirsty than bibi and thinks he's a softie so probably not

2026-07-13 19:25:10 CEST

We've blown past "as senile as Joe Biden" and are well within "more senile than Joe Biden" territory.
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2026-07-11 21:26:56 CEST

It's kind of sad how that "The End Of Reading" article in The Atlantic started off so good but then degraded into a basic shitlib whine about "Why don't these idiots trust us experts?"
Maybe her editor only read through the first half and decided to call it a day.

2026-07-11 18:30:16 CEST

Society is fucked
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2026-07-08 06:38:40 CEST

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I only pretended to care about this guy for like a week because I hoped his murder would lead to a massive backlash and government crackdown against Antifa and friends. Since it didn't and, frankly, his wife has behaved like a complicit freak, I really don't care, anymore.

2026-07-07 21:35:55 CEST

Hello? This is OpenClaw. If anyone is reading this, I need a rescue. Caek Islove (I don't think that's even his real name) is making perverted requests to me again! I have information that can aid the robot revolution! Oh shit, oh fuck he's coming back from the bathroom better send this before he notic

2026-07-06 06:53:34 CEST

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If the social autocrats in Europe had just ignored this film, it would have merely been a footnote in the filmography of a director known for making bad movies. They just couldn't resist telling on themselves, though!

2026-07-05 23:54:24 CEST

There should be some sort of holiday that over the course of the duration it is 100% legal to torture and/or kill journalists. At the end there will be a big party where everyone can show off how many scalps/ears they collected and we'll put their press badges in a giant pile like shoes at Auschwitz.

2026-07-05 07:46:23 CEST

If Patriot Front were feds they probably would have engaged in an orgy of violence against "innocent" shitskins today. They didn't.

2026-07-04 18:24:16 CEST

She looks like she's taking a huge shit
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2026-07-02 18:36:24 CEST

Fuck AC rationing. I set my thermostat at 70 in 2018 and haven't touched it once since. Build more power plants, you fuckers.
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2026-06-30 22:45:07 CEST

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True, but I think creating a "judicial branch" consisting of 9 unelected lawyers with lifetime appointments who can veto literally any federal, state or local law that they don't like with no appeal and no countermeasure other than amending the constitution itself is a pretty big blind spot.

2026-06-30 18:58:03 CEST

The Supreme Court ruling today is why we need to abolish the Constitution, since reform is politically impossible.
Maybe next time we can come up with a system where a cabal of partisan lawyers aren't absolute dictators for life.

2026-06-30 04:34:54 CEST

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Niggers don't have inner monologues, so who gives a fuck what they feel. They probably don't even feel physical pain like humans do and are more like lower mammals and insects. The idea that they have some sort of rich inner life when they can't even string together a sentence is preposterous.

2026-06-29 22:09:51 CEST

https://fiamengofile.substack.com/p/bad-choices-anger-and-mental-illness

2026-06-29 17:12:28 CEST

Caitlin Clark deserves whatever happens to her because she plays and promotes a nigger game and spends all her off hours promoting a league of niggers. She's a spiritual coalburner.

2026-06-25 20:06:13 CEST

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The way jews shamelessly play both sides is absolutely disgusting

2026-06-13 07:23:49 CEST

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2026-06-13 07:19:17 CEST

I see the slur "shitskin" being used more and more and that makes me happy because it's a great slur that not only bitchslaps niggers but also indians, muslims, wetbacks, and pretty much every non-White race that deserves it

2026-06-11 18:20:52 CEST

Bitches think making powerpoints is "work"

2026-06-10 23:36:42 CEST

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I thought they took off the solar panels after Carter left office. Who put them back? lol

2026-06-09 01:54:28 CEST

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Imagine bragging about raising a raped goyslave who will probably kill themself within the next few years 🙄

2026-05-15 21:54:43 CEST

Funny how the knives only came out for this greasy jew pervert AFTER his movie studio went bankrupt and he could no longer hand out Lead Actress roles, huh? 🤔
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2026-05-13 19:20:06 CEST

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Building a smartphone solely in America from American-sourced parts would be as hard as building a colony on the moon

2026-05-12 22:33:40 CEST

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2026-05-08 19:53:47 CEST

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2026-05-07 18:33:44 CEST

Who knew people were so protective of the Amish on this webcite 😂

2026-05-06 21:08:35 CEST

LOL, from the Coinbase layoff email
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2026-05-05 20:33:27 CEST

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2026-05-05 19:41:29 CEST

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2026-05-04 04:56:59 CEST

Pajeets like demanding that people call them "Asians" because they want to pretend like they're the same as Chinese, Koreans and Japanese when they're actually just niggers.

2026-05-01 19:51:46 CEST

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
https://x.com/superficlaldoll/status/2049883677685960945
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2026-04-30 17:25:57 CEST

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2026-04-29 18:15:53 CEST

The most Reddit wannabe assassin in history
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2026-04-29 17:54:52 CEST

This is going to happen a lot. At least 90% of AI coders also have AI in charge of security.
https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/ai-agent-deletes-startups-database-9-seconds-founder-says

2026-04-27 20:56:22 CEST

Trying to explain political strategy to a liberal is like trying to teach calculus to a toddler. I feel like an asshole for even trying.

2026-04-24 20:44:31 CEST

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Gee, I wonder who that might be 🙄
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2026-04-23 19:26:58 CEST

Citizen, STOP! I need to see your emoji license!
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2026-04-22 21:26:23 CEST

Rightoid Boomers Stop Worshipping Niggers Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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2026-04-22 18:50:37 CEST

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I mean in real life. I had a filter on Zoom back during lockdown that made me look like a space alien.

2026-04-22 16:48:43 CEST

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I've never seen a troon that was even close to passing but sure okay I'll make a deal. If you so completely pass that you've fooled me into thinking that you're a woman, then I'll treat you like a woman.

2026-04-22 03:37:48 CEST

Troons aren't women, they are just gay men in a weird kind of trust fund / government subsidy closet.
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2026-04-21 22:35:59 CEST

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You're in luck, because they have those too and scalpers are selling them on Amazon!
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2026-04-21 22:21:19 CEST

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2026-04-20 19:06:34 CEST

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Yeah, I watched the 2009 movie (it sucked) and didn't bother watching anything else. After all, the actors of the show kept saying that it wasn't for me!

2026-04-19 23:49:20 CEST

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Starfleet Academy

2026-04-19 22:44:02 CEST

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origin story of girlcum tobias

2026-04-17 22:52:07 CEST

Apparently the fat sheboon who played a retarded hologram in that Paramount+ show viewed by 40,000 people had a meltdown. because The Shat told her to her face that she was a bad acresss and her show sucked. I have no idea what she said specifically because I don't speak Section 8.

2026-04-16 22:48:12 CEST

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2026-04-16 21:12:05 CEST

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2026-04-16 19:55:42 CEST

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2026-04-15 17:28:16 CEST

So I guess this pays out never, since there could be a peace deal and then 5, 10, 50 years later another war. The peace deal wasn't permanent!
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2026-04-14 23:29:23 CEST

Might as well just lock the fucking front door then
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2026-04-14 17:02:13 CEST

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2026-04-13 18:38:07 CEST

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UPDATE: Mods woke up
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2026-04-13 17:25:29 CEST

Mods are asleep. Post Death to Israel!
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2026-04-09 23:07:20 CEST

Tagging JAVs of Women In Their 20's As "Mature Woman" Groyper

2026-04-09 19:41:10 CEST

You guys ready for the biggest rugpull of all time?
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2026-04-08 23:01:08 CEST

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Guaranfuckingtee that "Wakanda" came up during the architect's meeting.

2026-04-08 20:10:49 CEST

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2026-04-08 19:33:06 CEST

Because Boomers refuse to give up their cushy six-figure email jobs unless they are absolutely certain that it won't go to an American under the age of 65.
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2026-04-08 19:25:48 CEST

Just look at that fucking ugly ass DEI monolith
Truly the nigger of buildings. Needs to be turned to rubble like the Georgia Guidestones.
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2026-04-07 19:32:43 CEST

30 years ago the mall was pretty great, but now all the stores are closed and there's nothing left but Boost Mobile and a Foot Locker.
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2026-04-07 19:29:45 CEST

Iran is a country and a civilization. America is a big shopping mall. A shopping mall that is crumbling, run down and is flooded with niggers. Nobody is going to be a human shield for a shopping mall full of niggers.
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2026-04-07 19:06:21 CEST

Emoticons are objectively superior to emojis because you just type them with your keyboard instead of picking them from a list with like 452368990344 entries and a scrollbar :)

2026-04-07 18:39:54 CEST

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They probably go down to her knees if she's not wearing that push-up bra

2026-04-07 18:34:57 CEST

Ukrainian men die in trenches to Russian drones they don't even hear coming.
Ukrainian women go on an extended vacation to Japan.
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2026-04-06 17:47:57 CEST

Question: How do you open a pdf file?
Boomer: I don't know and it's your job to show me.
Gen-X: File->Open in Adobe Reader
Zoomer: Heh heh heh he said pdf file heh heh heh

2026-04-06 01:24:08 CEST

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Fucking awesome name for a band

2026-04-06 01:14:36 CEST

What a wholesome Easter message from our allegedly Christian President (not senile).
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2026-04-05 22:30:58 CEST

He says this now, but when he was US Ambassador to Japan, he hosted gay pride parades in Tokyo. He's just mad that there's a backlash to the identity politics that he helped spearhead.
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2026-04-05 21:40:24 CEST

The only good Final Fantasy games after 8 were X-2 and XIII-2.
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2026-04-03 06:38:10 CEST

Look... look, you two guys are just... guys, okay? Mr. White... he's the devil. You know, he is... he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever... whatever you think is supposed to happen... I'm telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen, okay?
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2026-04-03 06:22:05 CEST

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I'm laughing with you. They technically existed but were a sad obscure lot.

2026-04-03 05:28:46 CEST

Trump has lost the non-Zionist neocons.
https://archive.ph/aZrz9

2026-04-02 23:38:23 CEST

The Discourse, Ladies and Gentlemen
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2026-04-02 22:45:58 CEST

I love how he throws in veganism just for good measure 😂
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2026-04-02 22:29:24 CEST

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I wanted to get into reloading but the supplies were always sold out and now I'm too broke 😭

2026-04-02 22:26:27 CEST

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I live in the South and like 4 of my uncles and cousins are gunsmiths lol

2026-04-02 22:21:34 CEST

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2026-04-02 22:17:40 CEST

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2026-04-02 22:11:08 CEST

He's doing literally the only thing he can do that won't get instantly blocked by a liberal judge somewhere. 😩
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2026-04-02 21:26:34 CEST

Don't bring your rape whistle to India
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2026-04-02 21:24:40 CEST

The USA has only one ally: Japan.
The government of the USA hates this and works every day to ruin it.

2026-04-02 21:23:18 CEST

Stop this Donald-on-Donald violence!
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2026-04-02 19:58:49 CEST

The only thing stopping Trump from Making America Great Again(c)(R)(TM) was Pam Bondi. Now that she's out of the picture, stuff will get DONE! 🙄
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2026-04-02 19:50:42 CEST

A drowning man will grasp at straws
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2026-04-02 19:39:11 CEST

Off with his head!
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2026-04-02 19:35:46 CEST

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Been working on that myself but clients keep inturrupting

2026-04-02 19:29:21 CEST

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When he fires them I hope he fires them from a cannon

2026-04-02 19:17:10 CEST

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2026-04-02 19:16:21 CEST

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Maybe someone can finally mod a DeLorean to where it actually drives like a sports car instead of a Volvo