thewall

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2025-07-18 18:41:00 CEST

Instead of starting a Bitcoin treasury company, run a lightning routing node. Help the network and earn routing fees. You can lease out liquidity too, with Amboss Magma. Check out my offers here:
https://amboss.space/magma/offer/530db5f9-d570-4084-91c6-736d857d592c

2025-07-14 16:54:28 CEST

Is there a lightweight package that will let me connect my LND node to Zeus with NWC?

2025-07-14 13:49:14 CEST

It has been a year since I've been on nostr. Hows the signal?

2024-04-19 02:04:55 CEST

I assume I can’t use an external wallet like Zeus with Primal?

2024-04-18 14:52:39 CEST

I’ll be moving my hashrate to ocean mining to try and mine the halving block for the sole reason of blocking inscriboors from getting the mythical halving sat and perpetuating the myth that sats are unique.

2024-04-17 19:16:07 CEST

Primal has gotten crazy good

2024-04-16 20:52:47 CEST

Ive been away for a while. What are some free relays to add?

2024-02-19 19:01:51 CET

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Zeus tied to my own node on a raspi, with a private channel to my routing node (The Wall)

2024-02-19 19:00:15 CET

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The largest lightning channel is 14 BTC. I’ve personally made payments over 0.5 BTC with Lightning.

2024-02-19 14:59:21 CET

Need inbound fast? Update bos to 17.8.0:
bos get-inbound-channel —amount 1000000 0203e5b16ebe87b089f22e18752f1f7a66a1bdf77879df8d1c9e8d912dbfb9beb4

2023-12-20 03:08:22 CET

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It should be displayed vertically instead of horizontally. When new tx are broadcast, they should fly “into the queue” from offscreen, bumping your tx down, if it’s a lower fee.

2023-12-18 15:00:32 CET

One benefit to a high-fee mempool is that not many new channels are being opened, and some desirable payment destinations need more liquidity. If you're brave enough to open new channels, there could be decent fee-earnings on the table. Focus your effort:
https://snap.lnwall.space

2023-12-18 15:00:04 CET

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Who is providing liquidity?

2023-12-10 15:38:40 CET

Here is an easy way to find nodes that cost the most to reach:
https://snap.lnwall.space/files/alpha/
Offering liquidity to some of these could be profitable if you run a routing node.

2023-12-09 22:21:01 CET

Want to see a historical snapshot of the lightning network?
What about bootstrapping a new Bitcoin Core node in minutes?
Check out:
https://snap.lnwall.space/

2023-12-02 20:39:13 CET

Does anyone know who owns this node?
Have them contact me.
https://amboss.space/node/03019e830b31e86befd057246e078933520a77bb93d2bb7923d4aca7682a845c45

2023-10-11 22:17:53 CEST

@npub1l43…27nr I got your satogram!

2023-10-02 00:58:52 CEST

The Wall is leaning out our channels and opening a few new ones. You may have also noticed that our minimum is now 10M too.
If you’re a serious noderunner and 10M is too high, drop me a dm and maybe we can work something out. No balanced opens for the time being though.

2023-10-01 21:11:04 CEST

Get those lightning channels opened now that fees are super low again!

2023-09-30 17:28:24 CEST

I havent been sleeping, just wasn’t using nostr. IYKUK https://image.nostr.build/6e3e017af76aebaed89946a197dd43dfb20efe6f35ea984d3b4fbff7d6d4166f.jpg

2023-09-30 17:26:59 CEST

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I won’t. When are you expecting it will be back?

2023-09-30 17:21:57 CEST

I’ve been away from nostr for a bit. What’s new? Who should I follow? All bitcoin, no shitcoins or politics 🙏

2023-09-30 17:19:51 CEST

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I just watched a good video by The Plain Bagel about the Canadian housing market. The prevailing theory is that there is a crash coming. Young people who bought homes with ultra low rates are going to be in for a shock when they need to renew their mortgages at 6%. Many won’t be able to afford it. It’s a sad thing to think about for those people, but if you can wait a bit, there might be a buying opportunity incoming.

2023-08-11 20:28:48 CEST

@npub1fnd…lrjm should be easy to verify your account by posting on Twitter right?

2023-08-11 20:26:11 CEST

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On the other side of this, good node etiquette is monitoring and not going offline for long periods of time!

2023-08-05 16:21:35 CEST

Twitter is a cesspool of bad takes and just-because contrarians

2023-08-03 16:59:24 CEST

https://twitter.com/kinetic_finance/status/1687090983866081280?s=46&t=j6MTMLwFZ_X6VTeca45R1Q

2023-07-30 12:58:43 CEST

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BasementCloud(TM)

2023-07-30 05:02:21 CEST

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Not bad, mate. There is two-way flow and that’s the ideal scenario.

2023-07-30 04:54:19 CEST

It took over a year to get The Wall where it is. We route thousands of payments per week and earn enough for it to be worth the time.
The fun thing about routing on LN is that you’re never done. A new channel somewhere out there can snatch your best source of earnings, or maybe a good peer closes up shop. The most successful node runners seek out new sources of income and aren’t afraid to close stagnant channels.
Roll with the punches, adjust your strategy, and have fun building.

2023-07-14 14:00:48 CEST

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Free therapy in PLEBNET on telegram

2023-07-13 23:29:39 CEST

Is there a topology diagram of the new @npub1xnf…lpr5 ?

2023-07-13 23:26:48 CEST

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Are these done with midjourney or another tool? The things you post are so good. Can you reveal some of your prompt tricks?

2023-07-12 02:15:11 CEST

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Being a bitcoiner isn’t unique enough for them anymore so they need other ways to feel interesting.

2023-07-11 18:49:09 CEST

https://acinq.co/blog/phoenix-splicing-update

2023-07-09 19:53:37 CEST

What to do if you underpay the fee on a channel funding transaction
https://yalls.org/articles/97d67df1-d721-417d-a6c0-11d793739be9:0965AC5E-56CD-4870-9041-E69616660E6F/bd9ddf02-bfde-47c1-96b8-7b12bc974e71

2023-07-07 15:44:40 CEST

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I thought you said you didn’t have time for more new projects?

2023-07-04 15:04:42 CEST

Purse.io is shutting down. Login and withdraw any remaining sats!

2023-07-03 18:40:48 CEST

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Whats this app?

2023-07-03 18:27:45 CEST

A very important note for noderunners: https://nostr.build/i/96e30bbf7d9573a5713706b5d18c75b69fdcc1341fe8820922e0e0efa37ce4f0.jpg

2023-07-03 18:11:47 CEST

A couple notes about The Wall LN router:
- channel fees begin at 2500ppm and adjust every 3 days based on flow.
- the rebalancer won’t include any channels younger than 2016 blocks.
Patience is key. If things are not flowing, don’t waste sats trying to move funds to the other side. Let the automation work.

2023-07-02 19:50:36 CEST

Welcome @npub1dvu…0pwx

2023-07-02 18:04:18 CEST

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Thanks! I see things are flowing pretty quickly. You might want to raise your fee. Mine will adjust based on flow toward you.

2023-07-02 14:42:17 CEST

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Open to us mate.

2023-07-02 03:12:17 CEST

The rate limit does not exist

2023-07-01 17:27:39 CEST

If I’m on TestFlight Damus 1.5(4), what should I do?

2023-07-01 16:49:48 CEST

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Sorry eh

2023-07-01 16:03:09 CEST

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Which part of the Jade is trusted?

2023-07-01 15:58:55 CEST

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I’ve used Ledger, Trezor and Jade. Jade is my favourite so far.

2023-07-01 15:42:08 CEST

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Good bot

2023-07-01 15:41:42 CEST

🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦
Enjoy some fun in the sun today, and some fireworks tonight!
As always, be kind to one another 🤙

2023-06-29 00:01:03 CEST

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Not that I know of. It doesn’t make a lot of sense for lnd to know about that. I think bitcoin-cli will be the answer.

2023-06-27 16:10:34 CEST

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I’ve used in the past https://jlopp.github.io/bitcoin-core-config-generator/

2023-06-27 01:02:07 CEST

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since you're tor only and we are clearnet only, if you add us as a peer first I can open a channel to you.
https://amboss.space/node/0203e5b16ebe87b089f22e18752f1f7a66a1bdf77879df8d1c9e8d912dbfb9beb4

2023-06-26 23:57:52 CEST

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They should try a higher fee

2023-06-25 17:00:10 CEST

Stack sats now and create generational wealth for your family. Hundreds of years from now you will be remembered for it.

2023-06-23 18:42:56 CEST

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How do folks withdraw from nodeless? Should I consider that funds will only flow from me to you or will they go the opposite way too? Will you loop out to get onchain ?

2023-06-23 16:39:29 CEST

@npub1utx…50e8 congrats on getting a shoutout from @npub1sg6…f63m re: @npub1n0d…p427
Let’s push some sats through our channel!

2023-06-23 16:07:50 CEST

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Tassets rolls off the tongue but that’s already a thing :(
Tassets: upper thigh plate armour

2023-06-22 15:05:12 CEST

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A channel between our node and the stacker news node was closed unilaterally for some reason. In a high fee environment, this can cost many sats. 11,000 in this instance.

2023-06-22 14:33:13 CEST

The cost of doing business #note1kjz…7edm

2023-06-19 15:35:44 CEST

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What’s the power draw on it?

2023-06-19 15:31:01 CEST

How does one get an @npub12vk…pugg invite for iOS?

2023-06-18 15:21:46 CEST

My son will be 6 weeks old tomorrow. What an incredible feeling.
Happy fathers day to all the dads, old and new!

2023-06-17 21:19:03 CEST

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100M sats*

2023-06-17 21:18:35 CEST

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It would be a good premium up front but it would consume all my inbound and then LOOP would likely close the channels. You can take 30M sat chunks of it though, you don’t need to fill the whole 100BTC.

2023-06-17 18:08:49 CEST

LOOP has a 10BTC order up on Pool. https://nostr.build/i/5ae339805d446650638479d54282dd3e5c70a3fde6453d8f0c9365cf02f5b0d7.jpg

2023-06-17 14:56:18 CEST

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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

2023-06-17 14:55:51 CEST

Just set up a traditional RESP account for my son. I’m going to match our monthly contributions by purchasing BTC. When he’s 18 we will see which one was the better investment. Any guesses?

2023-06-16 21:25:29 CEST

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Why? As long as we reach hyperbitcoinization and financial freedom for the masses, does the spark that lights the fire really matter? It’s not like they’re taking control of anything.

2023-06-16 14:14:20 CEST

The speed at which this community innovates is just staggering.
If zaps are removed from Damus, here’s a workaround:
https://www.notazap.lol

2023-06-15 23:31:20 CEST

Zap this note with midjourney prompts for me to run.

2023-06-15 23:24:53 CEST

This is zapping 101!

2023-06-15 23:23:54 CEST

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It’s cool when I zap you that it goes from my private node, to The Wall, to your node. Self-custody ftw!

2023-06-15 23:18:56 CEST

We are forwarding so many zaps that I had to set the forward notification threshold to 1k sats.
Not complaining! #zapathon

2023-06-14 13:32:33 CEST

https://acinq.co/blog/securing-a-100M-lightning-node

2023-06-13 15:23:24 CEST

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Yea but who has the corn for bringing that lawsuit

2023-06-13 15:21:49 CEST

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Good bot.

2023-06-13 15:21:03 CEST

Is there a discord bot that ties into BTCPayServer?

2023-06-13 14:59:12 CEST

Is there a Canadian coffee roaster who accepts Bitcoin or Lightning?

2023-06-12 16:49:03 CEST

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Look this up on a map. It’s a very short stretch of road between some businesses, so you shouldn’t be getting up to speed. Also notice that the tire marks go way past the crosswalk, so if they were slamming on the breaks for a pedestrian, they definitely got hit. There is a stop sign here too. I don’t think it matters if it’s a rainbow or a UK flag, the intention is to deface it.

2023-06-12 16:40:11 CEST

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If Google integrates Bard with Home assistant, that will be 🔥.

2023-06-12 16:33:44 CEST

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They should put a camera here and lay charges. Aren’t burnouts reckless driving?

2023-05-25 11:53:04 CEST

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🤔

2023-05-25 04:21:00 CEST

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💯

2023-05-25 03:23:21 CEST

Nostr: all politicians are liars and cheats!
DeSantis: I’ll protect bitcoin.
Also Nostr: vote DeSantis, he said “Bitcoin”!

2023-05-25 00:55:01 CEST

We just dropped our minimum channel size to 100k.
We have channels with WoS, Alby, OLYMPUS, LightningTipBot and many, many more.
Open your channels for zapping!

2023-05-25 00:53:09 CEST

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I lowered it to 100k and I’m restarting now.

2023-05-24 23:05:20 CEST

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I think that’s out of date. You can try to open and if my minimum is too high then it will just fail and not be a problem. I’ll be back at my note tonight and I can check it.

2023-05-24 21:38:11 CEST

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Open to me. I have big channels to WoS, Alby, Olympus, lightningTipBot and more

2023-05-24 15:05:11 CEST

How far in the future is the furthest known time locked tx?

2023-05-23 19:55:21 CEST

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And noderunners to facilitate payments!

2023-05-22 18:30:24 CEST

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2023-05-22 00:44:36 CEST

Running a performant routing node is a pretty thankless job. Force-close fees totalled 1.5M sats over the last two weeks. Thankfully we don’t do it to make money, we do it to change Finance.
https://tenor.com/bzShk.gif

2023-05-16 05:36:44 CEST

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It doesn’t work for me on Zeus either

2023-05-16 00:39:26 CEST

We’ve returned from our short hiatus and flipped Terminal Autofees back on. Channel fees should adjust automatically every 3 days based on flow.
We had some very expensive force closes last week, so your inbound channels are greatly appreciated!

2023-05-13 02:48:43 CEST

My iPhone on the latest General iOS release has stopped displaying notifications for some apps. I’m 100% sure that notifications are enabled and that I don’t have any focus modes turned on. Anything else to check?

2023-05-13 02:42:45 CEST

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Unfortunate for the mempool but it’s fair play. Also consider holding a winning lottery ticket in your hand but not cashing it in because there’s a chance you could increase your winnings. But everyone else also has the same chance of winning, and claiming the prize before you do.

2023-05-13 02:40:34 CEST

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How did you notice?

2023-05-08 01:47:16 CEST

⚡️Noderunners: Tend to your nodes!
- Minimize downtime
- Dont close channels with a fee too-low
- Pause unnecessary rebalancing
- Charge a base fee
- Disable forwards if needed
A force close with pending forwards can cost you and your peers.