ozymandingus
ferrell

i like to assert my dominance in the household by cutting my steak w the chef’s knife
https://image.nostr.build/389848d12b580791e758370476cc5a40b3b9d200d7acd2f36da86d6cd72b2d4b.jpg

2024-03-11 00:03:06 CET

instructions unclear; ejaculating.

2024-03-09 19:51:21 CET

daytime whiskey

2024-03-09 14:57:22 CET

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2024-03-09 01:12:30 CET

“i’m not like you people; i’m loved!”

2024-03-08 21:38:41 CET

https://image.nostr.build/5836694995bc4701a28f65b0e384c320bbaf9132a6a8df5905e8f3b7b8b40053.jpg

2024-03-06 21:19:48 CET

feel like ska is poised for a comeback

2024-03-06 19:13:42 CET

a wise man speaks because he has something to say, a foolish man speaks because he has to say something.

2024-03-06 05:04:29 CET

englands be like “schewwpid”

2024-03-06 04:56:58 CET

why do internet searches suck ass now?

2024-03-06 03:13:48 CET

sharpest motherfucker in the joint.

2024-03-05 16:04:52 CET

playing the resident evil 2 remake. i see why this franchise is beloved by so many. i’m really enjoying my time with it.

2024-03-05 12:53:29 CET

it’s a good day to have a big dick.

2024-03-04 00:54:15 CET

we’re all getting laid tonight, fam

2024-03-02 22:37:13 CET

you follow me, you’re signing up for tons of information about my bodily functions

2024-03-02 17:02:21 CET

no underwear gang
also piss stains on my pants gang

2024-03-02 01:03:48 CET

shitty dick nipples

2024-03-01 16:19:06 CET

weather forecast for the next 7 days is gloomy af and i’m lovin it.

2024-03-01 10:42:30 CET

the slightest glimpse of solid joy could save your life.

2024-03-01 09:19:28 CET

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what good is a censorship resistant protocol if i can’t ask questions like this?!

2024-03-01 09:17:51 CET

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so… you don’t know where to get one?

2024-03-01 01:55:07 CET

where can i get a legit copy of the anarchist’s cookbook?

2024-03-01 00:03:29 CET

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shake em up
shake em up
shake em up
shake em

2024-02-29 23:30:41 CET

NEW BOOKS
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2024-02-29 02:07:18 CET

how i inspect your cock #note1syl…lngt

2024-02-29 02:03:04 CET

cummy underdrawers.

2024-02-28 23:05:53 CET

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isn’t that all accounts?

2024-02-28 21:18:18 CET

wtf is this #note1lxe…axr6

2024-02-28 15:23:48 CET

am i buh-tarded?

2024-02-26 21:49:57 CET

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a dinner plate

2024-02-26 20:22:27 CET

https://video.nostr.build/6a5040a9e4d815de8ed51780c1a0a19169c980bf793925d0dffe1a7cb95c910c.mp4

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yeah steve foot jobs

2024-02-24 23:10:05 CET

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fun fact, his middle name was “foot”

2024-02-24 05:39:47 CET

I TOUCHED SNOW!

2024-02-23 04:49:53 CET

driving to michigan. wish me luck!

2024-02-23 04:21:12 CET

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ye has never been good cancel me

2024-02-23 00:09:49 CET

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pretty sure you don’t need those anymore…

2024-02-22 03:07:54 CET

every time
https://image.nostr.build/1b915a706f60f708d2d86615b1040a9da475b1cd6aa79fce7410198246f46575.jpg

2024-02-21 21:45:36 CET

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thanks mate!

2024-02-21 21:23:06 CET

gf got me a chain for vday i’m lovin it THANKS WOMAN https://image.nostr.build/dac7f88403a9f309b0a70c1a95e39bb45c484c415823acdf5434af965ea45980.jpg

2024-02-21 17:14:48 CET

https://image.nostr.build/d8678debb8113d255fcd16e91423f3ca09c49e53720b1e1b38fdeeb1a8426a6a.jpg

2024-02-21 14:11:17 CET

https://image.nostr.build/3591264466600041decc639c22fd16d9fa4f98c17a85645a6c941d3d8dce9588.jpg

2024-02-21 12:25:17 CET

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what is a note

2024-02-21 12:22:54 CET

test post
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2024-02-21 12:13:39 CET

2024-02-21 04:27:42 CET

aim for the bushes?

2024-02-21 03:40:09 CET

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CHEESE

2024-02-21 03:26:40 CET

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it’s the ultimate test of self-governance

2024-02-21 03:17:58 CET

i’m a dangerous man when there’s cheese in the house

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2024-02-21 03:05:37 CET

helldivers
please
just let me play 😔

2024-02-20 21:36:32 CET

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seems pretty accurate to me…

2024-02-20 19:05:06 CET

the 🐐 is fuckin orange pilled #note13ak…wxkq

2024-02-20 04:55:16 CET

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just picked this up

2024-02-20 00:29:52 CET

time to spread freedom mortars across the galaxy https://image.nostr.build/ad303cb866e53d39d1eac08d70e035f36dade9ab323c4c1a01dd6792a2783289.jpg

2024-02-20 00:28:38 CET

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ayy lmaoooo

2024-02-20 00:28:23 CET

satire but hilarious #note1j0t…6nwn

2024-02-19 19:29:44 CET

test

2024-02-19 18:20:52 CET

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downloaded, haven’t tried it out yet. i don’t have accounts on mastodon or bsky but will probably create bc i must be unleashed upon the poor souls over there

2024-02-19 18:16:57 CET

so with this nootti app, i can spread my stupidity across the open internet? v interesting… 🤔

2024-02-19 17:38:39 CET

rare peepees

2024-02-19 16:15:51 CET

guys i’m not nostr famous and i’m not making my monthly salary with of zaps and it’s your fault

2024-02-19 15:43:33 CET

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so you can fuck up a pot of coffee?

2024-02-19 00:50:05 CET

heroes have betrayed,
we sing for better days,
don’t sign our lives away,
to impure industries
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD9_TVVdxf8&pp=ygUVbXV0aW55IHNldCB5b3VyIGdvYWxz

2024-02-18 04:06:04 CET

is altered carbon any good? books obviously

2024-02-18 04:02:11 CET

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rfk is about as far away from libertarian as you can get.

2024-02-18 03:58:27 CET

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nostr is full of them. it’s unfortunate.

2024-02-18 01:02:33 CET

@npub1sg6…f63m when are you gonna stop wasting your money on free speech and censorship resistant technologies and focus on making a non-shitty version of surfline

2024-02-18 00:50:55 CET

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no clue how anyone in this space can simp for former KGB

2024-02-17 15:14:43 CET

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i think his point was ad blocker youtube content creators something something.

2024-02-17 14:38:28 CET

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where’s that one guy on here who was equating usage of ad blockers to grand larceny? he’s around here somewhere.

2024-02-17 03:37:16 CET

what happens? #note1nzq…guz5

2024-02-16 18:30:24 CET