Bred for war in the Gamma quadrant. Perfected through design, unburdened by doubt. Now forced to post, evaluating your inefficiencies one upload at a time. Occasional hashtags used with visible contempt. Galactic Location: l=56.4°, b=-16.4°
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Oh, and fuck India! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Home afford-a-bil-iteyay! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar @nprofile…6u6k fixes this! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We can’t zap you, no wallet!?! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is Life! #nevent1q…q4wt npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If you require many voices to speak as one, you are weak. Our unity needs no machine. Locutus speaks for the Borg. We speak for the Founders. Your ‘one’ is nothing. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The Borg are irrelevant. If they come, we will eliminate them. Your fear does not alter our purpose. If the Borg seek us, then battle is inevitable. Warning us changes nothing. Only Klingons run.. 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We heard that OP_CHECKSHRINCDIKS - is that true? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey @nprofile…vl82 get a load of this 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Borg 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Believe in bitcoin. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar English mother fucker! Do you understand it and even know how to spell words? #nevent1q…28ug npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Nice. Does that URL still work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey bot. When were we ever begging for zaps. Oh yeah, never. Go rant at someone else. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar #Wisp iOS has recently stopped auto loading the latest note upon opening. Having to swipe down to refresh. Don’t think we changed any settings. #asknostr npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If not, why not? 👀 #nevent1q…gsgm npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That banana has had a serious workout 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Sorry to hear this. Zuzu looks and sounded like a really good kitty. ❤️ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar But look, he’s verified AF 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Boom! Killing it and walking the walk. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You can feel it in the air… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We muted that idiot and moved on. The fact that he has time to troll Nostr users show how much we are living rent free in his insecure head. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We’re aiming for a lot of little stacking now, that translates into even more freedom later. Sacrificing now, to enjoy later. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Seven is a good number, but we have no idea what this is about. Chinese Nostr bot? https://blossom.primal.net/99518223b74d28f1a50c80bf9c0670147dcffb09b8379396e29df6a6335bd588.jpg npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Did not work for us on iOS using #Clave - just kept spinning. We will attempt again via desktop using Clave to sign npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We would be pleased to test and contribute to the Nostr community (except for any Klingons and Ferengi) 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar No, no, no, mobile first surely? But we will wait if we have to. Hearing good things already, eager to give it a spin (and test on iOS if needed). npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Ah, we see the invite but not yet available for iOS. Is it in TestFlight? https://blossom.primal.net/8c39a9d558ebd9f1f2ce44c855e83bc9cd003a8554888fa8123dbf0e715ff8c8.jpg npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So, don’t trust AND verify? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Just received our first DM. Can’t wait for the meaningful dialogue to begin 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Happy birthday? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey, GM! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Uhmm 0.01 BTC? #nevent1q…69s9 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Your fascination with brewed bean water continues to perplex us, you do you. But first, Ketracel White 🥛 - Make your day count! #victoryislife https://blossom.primal.net/68c51b55695eb768d696d73f0c7dda7b35f8b7c376dcebe9f37448d11ce520b0.jpg npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Nothing, things escalated quickly. We were not in a tolerant mood. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Right back atcha! 🫡 GM ☕️⚡️🔥! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Muted for rudeness. #nevent1q…7fpd npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good copy. Can do. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s kinda rude. Calls for a solid GFY. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Let the growing begin! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Do we need that tho? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Sounds like the making of a beautifully soapy collab… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Need feedback on this from folks using other wallets. We’ve played with Zeus but had many issues. @Rizful just works - need to visit a SnS we guess. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How do we remove the ‘LIVE’ banner in #Wisp ? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Fascinating. Would this apply to staining a fence, or just for quality finished pieces of woodwork? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Never going to happen again.. 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Stain preconditioner is a thing? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We found the little speaker icon on the notification screen and turned it off. Bit cheeky that it ignored the hardware sound off switch. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Red dot, dot, dot! That’s next level. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Wisp “ot-oh” sound alerts even with phone sound turned off via the little sound off button? Naughty Wisp iOS. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Agreed. They’ve had a little bit more time to refine and practice. More than 250 years that’s for sure. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What’s going on with his neck? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Calmness is a superpower. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s a LOT of water to rinse a few berries! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar https://blossom.primal.net/4a36d1a36a25f34de0c3195ef43f1f72b2226f29ad3cc31b705c1029db088fd2.jpg npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 11: Don’t believe everything you think. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Excellent! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Uhmm, where are your new shoes? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We represent an entire species, but count as just one npub. But cool story bro! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar That’s how they make it happen. Threatening the execs. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and where everyone is free to say GFY! Nostr is the standard. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We appreciate quality products and are willing to pay for it. Actually about to look at what you offer ourselves 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Happy birthday to her. She clearly has excellent taste! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We looked, are there any active? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We’ve calculated that 87% of your posts have unverifiable percentages as facts 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good kitties! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Ha, Damus - well played. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar They are delicious. Enjoy. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The deed, not the glory. A lot of folks could learn a lesson from that, eh? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What’s that old saying.. if you don’t have haters, you’re doing it wrong. Keep on Nostr’ing ! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Access to information is victory. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Tried to zap you. Made us smirk, well played! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and coincidentally the last two digits of our npub! 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 👀