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2026-08-25 15:28:03 CEST

This is what a hike in the 70s felt like.
#cryptids #humor #humour #70s
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2026-08-15 15:46:39 CEST

The Lord of #Caturday welcomes you!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-08-14 21:14:04 CEST

Another edition of Pirate Ontology is coming, this time with a bit of pirate epistemology too! You can sign up here and as a bonus, you'll get to a free download of my second book, Marvellous Hairy.
https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/
#ebook #ebooks #humor #humour #philosophy
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2026-08-13 19:42:03 CEST

Another edition of Pirate Ontology is coming, this time with a bit of pirate epistemology too! You can sign up here and as a bonus, you'll get to a free download of my second book, Marvellous Hairy.
https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/
#ebook #ebooks #humor #humour #philosophy
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2026-08-12 15:28:03 CEST

A new Slaughter/Mittens album is about to drop!
#crow #corvid #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-08-09 15:28:02 CEST

The horrors these warning cones have experienced.
#weird #cones #humor #humour
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2026-08-07 16:46:49 CEST

Weird dog off to the dog park! [sound on for weird barking]
#IKnowItsACalf #moo #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/117/054/761/929/668/826/original/58c3e9bf8f1e0ec9.mp4

2026-08-04 16:22:53 CEST

Joy comes in many forms, and sometimes its a heya of sumo wrestlers, enjoying a field of sunflowers.
#humor #humour #happy
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2026-08-02 17:50:09 CEST

I hope everyone's having a weird dog in a tree kinda' Sunday.
#IThinkItsABear #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-08-01 15:37:08 CEST

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-07-28 15:52:17 CEST

Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too!
#coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia
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2026-07-26 15:28:02 CEST

What's more fun than golfing?
#existential #questions #humor #humour
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2026-07-25 15:12:10 CEST

Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone!
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-07-24 16:01:38 CEST

These two are the heroes we need.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humor #puppy #cute
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2026-07-23 14:51:58 CEST

Grant is the hero we deserve.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/969/375/746/213/399/original/c090f22f3577f503.jpg

2026-07-21 15:33:04 CEST

Garbage melon, going for a rebrand.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/958/213/474/811/284/original/c063602fcd26f876.jpg

2026-07-18 15:28:03 CEST

Cracking open another fresh #caturday!
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-07-17 14:39:57 CEST

And as a bonus, it will work for dad jokes too!
#weird #signs #humor #humour #puns #pun
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2026-07-12 15:28:03 CEST

I dunno, it's a little hard to spot, but I think this video may have been digitally manipulated. [Sound on to be sure!]
#weird #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #absurd
[video description: a helicopter taking off, but the front of the vehicle has been replaced with a panting dog because it's panting sounds like a helicopter]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/907/237/830/759/942/original/10b1d331bae1fef8.mp4

2026-07-08 15:28:03 CEST

Your choice!
#SundayFunday #humor #humor #weird #signs
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2026-07-07 21:14:03 CEST

Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh.
#IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour
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2026-07-04 15:28:03 CEST

Lil'Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album.
#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-06-30 15:28:03 CEST

Those quotation marks are doing a lot of heavy lifting.
#punctuation #ItMatters #humour #humour
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2026-06-27 15:28:03 CEST

There are two kinds of cat: murder and doofus.
#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catsodon #humor #humour
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2026-06-26 15:28:03 CEST

When you've Irished up your coffee too much.
#coffee #whisky #humor #humour
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2026-06-23 15:28:03 CEST

Weird horse modeling the latest in salad haberdashery.
#IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #saladdog
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2026-06-21 15:28:03 CEST

Weird horse having a casual Sunday rest, looking fabulous.
#IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/788/329/278/297/717/original/7e0b6c7bc55c7987.jpeg

2026-06-20 15:28:03 CEST

Salad cat wishes you a very relaxed #caturday!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-06-19 15:28:02 CEST

Meanwhile, in the Jonathan Swift Café
#swift #babyfood #proofreading #humor #humour
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2026-06-14 16:32:04 CEST

This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
#swan #beach #humor #humour
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2026-06-13 16:46:32 CEST

Rocket and I wish you a well-caffeinated #caturday
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #coffee
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2026-06-11 15:41:02 CEST

Salad dog hopes you're all keeping cool and hydrated!
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-06-06 15:30:23 CEST

Oh the joys of staying hydrated on a hot #caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/703/399/630/237/198/original/7caa4ee1ae5e9cb1.mp4

2026-06-04 15:46:22 CEST

"Draw me like one of your French gorillas."
#weird #signs #humor #humour #titanic
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2026-05-30 15:28:04 CEST

Do you have a few moments so we can talk about the good news of #caturday?
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-05-29 15:28:03 CEST

And the 2026 Weird Dog Award goes to...
#IKnowItsADeer #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #ungulate
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2026-05-27 15:28:04 CEST

Weird monkey eating salad.
#IKnowItsACat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour
[description: a black cat stands on its hind legs and nibbles on a fern]
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2026-05-23 16:38:14 CEST

Best buds staying hydrated on a thirsty #caturday!
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/624/392/495/893/809/original/6f59a1c6a1fab54d.mp4

2026-05-22 16:36:19 CEST

Weekend plans: try to be as happy as this weird dog.
#IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour #friday
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/618/724/660/427/160/original/af3f88a25371d27a.mp4

2026-05-19 16:27:33 CEST

Typical summer vacation in the 70s.
#heatwave #summer #humor #humour #cryptids #70s
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2026-05-12 15:45:36 CEST

Nerd humor apotheosis.
#frodolives #frodo #LOTR #nerd #humour #humor
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2026-05-11 16:28:18 CEST

When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.)
#dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-05-09 15:28:02 CEST

80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #80s #eighties
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2026-05-02 16:32:20 CEST

The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it's bath night.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #ridiculous
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2026-05-01 16:58:39 CEST

Derpalooza!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-04-24 16:24:35 CEST

Alligator apotheosis.
#alligator #humor #humour
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2026-04-23 21:49:38 CEST

"Easy to devour in one sitting, this tongue-and-cheek account of a BMI-obsessed society is both laughable and cringe-inducing. ... THE FATNESS is a story of socialism gone wrong is set amid a plausible backdrop with witty characters who will steal your heart and, snag your cheeseburger if you're not careful." ~IndieReader.com
https://geni.us/TheFatness
https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fatness-mark-a-rayner/a1c83e601db73cb2
https://books2read.com/u/4X80k5
#humor #humour #fiction #sf #speculativefiction #obesity
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2026-04-23 16:30:17 CEST

Crushed by comfort and ennui.
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-04-22 15:12:47 CEST

Weird otters
#IKnowTheyAreDogs #dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #otter #otters
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2026-04-19 15:49:14 CEST

Have a derpy Sunday!
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #derp #humor #humour
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2026-04-18 16:07:43 CEST

Behold, the Floofmeister!
#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-04-16 16:31:51 CEST

"Is this thing on?" [sound on!]
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/414/864/662/879/198/original/68a6569f1ce1347f.mp4

2026-04-15 16:16:20 CEST

Mittens charging ....
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2026-04-11 16:22:23 CEST

Getting comfortable for another #caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/386/512/698/017/883/original/36ad01405dd9021f.mp4

2026-04-09 14:43:38 CEST

If Sisyphus was a duck.
#duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
[Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/374/805/886/125/232/original/a20e0c9736805afe.mp4

2026-03-15 15:28:19 CET

Beware the Ides!
#caesar #idesofmarch #humor #humour #tumblr
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2026-01-29 14:47:54 CET

Some days you're the boy and some days you're the tortoise. Most days you're the lettuce.
#vintage #photo #humor #humour
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2026-01-24 15:28:05 CET

Sliding into another #caturday.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
[video description: a grey cat finds a way to slide into a box already filled with an orange cat and a tabby cat -- both the other cats accept this intrusion.]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/950/543/336/938/878/original/d5db78e60883003d.mp4

2026-01-21 15:28:03 CET

I'm happy to see you, too, coffee.
#coffee #humor #humour
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2026-01-19 21:14:03 CET

Quote the woman: I'm Jolene.
#edgarallanpoe #dollyparton #birthday #humor #humour
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2026-01-04 17:18:34 CET

The blurst of times.
#humor #humour
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2025-12-24 15:28:03 CET

One more sleep 'till this thing goes off!
#christmas #carnage #humor #humour
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2025-12-20 21:14:03 CET

Bonus #caturday Christmas Carnage!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #Christmas #carnage
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2025-12-17 15:28:03 CET

And so, the annual Christmas Carnage begins...
#meme #cat #cats #catstodon #humor #humour #christmas #carnage
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2025-12-12 17:37:54 CET

Weird horse and weirder snow horse.
#IKknowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #snow
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2025-12-11 16:20:39 CET

Holy c'mon, it's not even winter yet!
#snow #Canada #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/701/599/884/067/095/original/e334437c36642fbe.jpg

2025-12-09 15:53:28 CET

Perfect UX, right there.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/690/174/173/718/363/original/0b1460a966c9605a.jpg

2025-11-22 15:28:04 CET

Powering up for a #caturday!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #adorable
[description: a black and white cat "catches" a laser light and it then chews as though its eating the light with the caption: bro thinks he finally caught and ate the laser.]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/593/817/768/881/537/original/c280cce92601a9e1.mp4

2025-11-20 15:28:07 CET

The Husky: nature's drama queen. [sound on if you can take it]
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #husky #humor #humour
[description: a husky at the side of a swimming pool crying like ti's being tortured as its human encourages it to jump in. a little dog then appears and jumps right in. finally the husky follows]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/582/493/265/245/529/original/0997035d8ee96b73.mp4

2025-10-31 20:01:53 CET

Have a spooky Halloween everyone!
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #halloween
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2025-09-27 15:28:05 CEST

Count Bagula
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/276/492/568/534/369/original/ab305dd9c9c12f0c.mp4

2025-08-22 15:28:10 CEST

Woo-hoo! Friday! [sound on]
#fridayvibe #donkey #rubberchicken #humor #humour #cute
[video description: a lady gives her donkey a giant screaming chicken. It brays as the chicken screams and when given the chicken, bites it to make it scream. The donkey brays and excitedly moves in circles.]
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/072/649/482/601/344/original/d055a03c92608923.mp4