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Quantum Nic 🔊
https://v.nostr.build/6NgdTq8ei8i6Dj4O.mp4
Lyrics 🎶
[Verse]
I wore the laser eyes, fought the fud in the sky,
“Bitcoin isn’t dirty”, that fight made me break out.
Farmed the maxis hard, built my clout off the flame,
Now I pivot real smooth while I still say the same.
My star is rising, yeah I said it out loud,
From maxi to VC, now I’m preaching to crowds.
I left the tribe slowly, dropped the K from my Nick,
Same Bitcoin 'stache, different endgame, prick.
[Hook / Chorus]
I sell the fear, then I sell the fix,
Quantum ghosts, yeah I’m talking that shit.
Problem ain’t here, but the funding is real,
Castle Island Ventures cutting checks, seal the deal.
Create the FUD, then I profit again,
Project Eleven on deck? save Bitcoin from when?
Not today, not tomorrow, but listen real well:
If you scare them enough, you ring the bell.
[Bridge]
Still say I love Bitcoin, yeah, that part stays clean,
Quantum fear is a market, if you know what I mean. X4
[Chorus]
I sell fear
Then I sell the cure
Quantum whispers but the threat's unsure
Problem's later
Cash is now
Castles crumble but I take my bow
[Verse 2]
Dropped the K
Left no trace
Same BTC
Just a different space
'Stache is coming
Hear the sound
New frontier
Same battleground
[Chorus]
I sell fear
Then I sell the cure
Quantum whispers but the threat's unsure
Problem's later
Cash is now
Castles crumble but I take my bow
[Bridge]
Panic grows
The harvest ripe
I sow the doubt
They buy the hype
VC tables
I play the game
Different mask
But the goal’s the same
[Chorus]
I sell fear
Then I sell the cure
Quantum whispers but the threat's unsure
Problem's later
Cash is now
Castles crumble but I take my bow...🎶

2025-12-07 22:42:05 UTC

Stand Up for Freedom: Pardon the Innocent Coders Jailed for Building Privacy Tools! #pardonsamourai #freesamourai
Sign Petition here 👇
c.org/qRqM6yNPth
https://v.nostr.build/TUv6mSyYsLiJQ4LU.mp4

2025-12-05 17:06:59 UTC

"we don't care about that now"
https://v.nostr.build/V4MUwPAmPKHhESey.mp4

2025-12-04 23:10:24 UTC

"YOU DUMB CUNT"
https://v.nostr.build/PzWEOhAkS0LSWesW.mp4

2025-11-28 15:59:12 UTC

How it feels to be a Bitcoiner ⛔🐌
https://v.nostr.build/BmKDRfvF7iD5YiXm.mp4

2025-11-28 14:36:01 UTC

Bitcoin bulls right now
https://v.nostr.build/WmJosXKK4bvWgXje.mp4

2025-11-22 17:33:34 UTC

wow he actually did it, he went there 👀
https://i.nostr.build/S3YXsrAnxTGli1nS.jpg

2025-11-21 18:04:33 UTC

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2025-11-20 19:31:57 UTC

🦭
https://v.nostr.build/NM0aqYGRnFuW6ne0.mp4

2025-11-15 21:09:42 UTC

😊👉👈
https://v.nostr.build/qCZwDxnFcemIT78P.mp4

2025-11-15 11:43:20 UTC

👀
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2025-11-13 22:33:12 UTC

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#notgonnanode

2025-11-13 22:30:46 UTC

"WELCOME TO THE BEAR MARKET,
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT NOW,
WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT, HONEY, WE GOT ALL THE MEMES,
WE ARE THE REAL ONES THAT STACK AROUND, FIND PLEASURE IN THE RED,
IF YOU GOT THAT MACRO, DEV, HONEY,
MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE,
IN THE BEAR MARKET, WELCOME TO THE BEAR MARKET,
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah)
WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR
sha-na-ka-na-ka-na-ka-na-ka-na-ka-na
KNEES, KNEES,
PAPER CORN BOY, I, I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED"
https://v.nostr.build/AMj4dgWvbmzP56BV.mp4

2025-11-12 20:13:24 UTC

fuck taking sides 🖕
https://v.nostr.build/9AXnKySbBBmBZdWe.mp4

2025-11-12 18:09:16 UTC

u mthrfckrs market makers 🤬
https://v.nostr.build/4J1FtAmspa2uk9wH.mp4

2025-11-12 18:07:15 UTC

WOE TO YOU FAKE QUANT SCRIBES AND MACRO PHARASEES, HYPOCRITES! FOR YOU ARE LIKE ORANGE WASHED BITCOIN PLEBS, APPEARING GOOD AND DECENT, WHILE PUSHING PAPER GARBAGE TO THEM IN THE NAME OF BLACK ROCK'S ADOPTION!
YOU SERPENTS, YOU BROOD OF VIPERS! THE BEAR MARKET WILL COME AND THEN HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE, TRAPPED IN YOUR PAPER BAGS!?
WOE TO YOU YOU FAKE EDUCATORS! YOU INFLUENCER DEVS! YOU SCARE AND DIVIDE PLEBS TO CAMPS, PUSHING AGENTAS AND BOOSTING YOUR EGOS WHILE PRETENDING YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING! YOUR TECHNICAL WORD SALAD TRANSLATES TO EGO! THE BEAR MARKET IS COMING TO CLEANSE OUR HOUSE ONCE AGAIN, YOU SERPENTS, YOU PHARASEES!
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2025-11-12 18:06:27 UTC

everyone: "get ready for daily DSB spaces again, yellow!!!"
ME:
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2025-11-12 18:04:34 UTC

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1123

2025-10-05 12:48:46 UTC

when we get that msg after the new ATH
https://v.nostr.build/cOH7Z6nINoOMWzXX.mp4

2025-09-23 17:11:09 UTC

I'm really emotional after the historic breaking news 🚨 from Dennis Porter 🥹. We just witnessed history in the making.
https://v.nostr.build/zRMzqN7gMSGszhRi.mp4

2025-09-22 19:21:59 UTC

BREAKING NEWS 🚨
MASSIVE POLITICAL NEWS COMING FOR BITCOIN ANNOUNCEMENTS TUESDAY, THAT WILL RESHAPE THE TRAJECTORY OF BITCOIN POLITICS ABOUT ANNOUNCEMENTS. THIS WILL BE A DEFINING MOMENT. I JUST GOT OFF A CALL IT'S CEREAL.
https://v.nostr.build/8Hv9f1gP6MXdBXAl.mp4

2025-09-18 17:47:48 UTC

the Core/knots debate is still ongoing
https://i.nostr.build/LZdYwVPvBdfb8KZU.jpg

2025-09-15 18:11:23 UTC

Oh wow! That's crazy!
https://v.nostr.build/eX6a7NzkEdUlYwi8.mp4

2025-09-15 14:14:30 UTC

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right? guys? helo?

2025-09-15 14:14:15 UTC

BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Just got 0 sats on the fold spin which could only mean one thing:
EXCHANGES ARE OUT OF BITCOINS, PUMP INCOMING!!
https://v.nostr.build/bGODuJkOXtCk5xMO.mp4

2025-09-13 11:33:01 UTC

👀 eyes on target!
https://v.nostr.build/BW6bO8KsKYWjTozv.mp4

2025-09-12 11:45:32 UTC

Their message is clear. RIP Charlie.
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2025-09-12 11:44:36 UTC

🤘
https://v.nostr.build/Z7ID5ELDulTT15qL.mp4

2025-09-11 09:36:33 UTC

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2025-09-08 13:06:05 UTC

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lool

2025-09-05 11:39:07 UTC

gm
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2025-09-04 03:17:15 UTC

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yes

2025-09-02 21:25:28 UTC

running knots version 30

2025-08-29 22:39:57 UTC

bitcoiners getting all that cheap sats
https://v.nostr.build/KceOIQYub2TlhyBE.mp4

2025-08-28 17:36:53 UTC

the latest .eth podcast with Vitalik just dropped
https://video.nostr.build/4625dc7c5aee1202441f563076b5ce95cf32985799a9f83df6588517ce2303ac.mp4

2025-08-15 03:06:11 UTC

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yes

2025-08-13 21:33:03 UTC

Pretentiousness
For years, we’ve mocked a certain attitude whenever it popped up on our timelines: pretentiousness.
That snobby, hollow posturing with zero substance underneath.
The “I’m here to save ___” vibe. The appeal to authority. The inability to laugh at themselves.
Every subgroup in Bitcoin has it to some degree—but one group, until recently, got a free pass. We put them on a pedestal for years. We still consider them vital to Bitcoin, but we’re slowly realizing, once the topic drifts outside their lane, they are retards. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Macro Folks:
The reigning champions of saying nothing for hours while making it sound profound. They put listeners into a trance, convincing them they’ve just heard deep wisdom—when in reality, it was air. Many are pretentious fucks mostly because they believe the image they see in the mirror: suit, tie, “important” face. A few can actually take a joke, the biggest joke being that they’re experts in a system that makes no sense.
Traders:
They were the macro guys before macro guys were a thing. Their pretentiousness has “adapted” over time. It's there, but they have learned to hide it. They mostly emerge during bull runs like seasonal wildlife, then hibernate in bear markets—deleting old tweets, dodging margin calls, and repaying borrowed money by borrowing more money.
Influencers:
The podcasters, book writers, and content creators. Many leveled up from the pleb tier. Their main pretentious skill? Copy-pasting anything that will go viral. Their #1 pretentious weapon is blocking people—though, thanks to Elon’s changes, that weapon lost some bite.
Plebs:
Generally low on pretentiousness, but few derfinitely try way too hard to out-pleb everyone.
“Oh, you’re on keto? I only eat elk I hunted with a throwing axe.”
“Oh, you’re running a node? I am the node.” Whatever that means.
Memers:
The mirror of the culture. The clowns. The weirdos. Cats, dogs, puppets, Liotas. Low pretentiousness, low IQ—and that’s often a blessing, because it keeps them safe from scams the macro/trader/influencer types push. Their Venn diagram sometimes overlaps with other subgroups.
Miners:
Mysterious, like dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Few know much about them, except they always carry ear protection—possibly to block out everyone else’s noise.
Devs:
The backbone of Bitcoin and the reason for this tweet on pretentiousness. Once basement dwellers, now rockstars—conference stages, podcasts, TV appearances. Every word they say was debated for months. For years we put them up on a pedestal and now we are paying the price. Fame isn’t for everyone, and some egos are buckling under the spotlight. Knowing code doesn’t make you an expert in everything buddy, why are you commenting like an expert for the geopolitical changes in Uzbekistan like wtf. Stop pretending you're something that you are not. You're flawed like us, it's time for your dev bubble to burst. We have ChatGPT for technical questions now, calm down.
The devs, still the most important subgroup of individuals in Bitcoin but now we know: a few of them can also be pretentious retards. And it's time to make fun of those few, as we do with everyone else.

2025-08-13 00:29:16 UTC

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oke oke

2025-08-13 00:29:04 UTC

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yes

2025-08-13 00:23:15 UTC

meeting Bitcoiners is always such an amazing experience! Till next time Yugocana! Bitcoin Bull mentality ftw! @nprofile…upqu
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2025-08-10 22:08:19 UTC

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"Labra wake up, Gigi said something about us"

2025-08-02 20:47:56 UTC

Lugano Satoshi statue was stolen you say?
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2025-08-02 01:31:13 UTC

The Bears 🐻 Are Back!
https://v.nostr.build/pLVGPZPvXjHi7UsN.mp4

2025-08-01 18:34:14 UTC

The Most Stable Man In The World
https://v.nostr.build/H6FZN819bSOow8qb.mp4

2025-07-30 22:12:48 UTC

bitcoin feels stuck
https://i.nostr.build/zdsycGanb9jaypE0.jpg

2025-07-20 21:32:51 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/RxWbQnIeqJ0

2025-07-18 22:35:09 UTC

this explains the "sighs"
https://v.nostr.build/z8Vyl8T3tO40vmGK.mp4

2025-07-18 18:27:35 UTC

When she’s using way too much teeth but you’re too close to the finish line to tap out.
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2025-07-18 11:00:11 UTC

this is just sad even for a Coldplay concert
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2025-07-18 10:46:49 UTC

👀
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2025-07-17 20:11:02 UTC

“Number Go Up” — the new fragrance by Saylor.
Smell the Conviction.
https://v.nostr.build/x1rmjSsMENZ3lRjc.mp4

2025-07-16 18:43:01 UTC

After bitchat and bluetooth, @nprofile…jsen’s newest project is revolutionary.
No internet? No Wi-Fi? No Bluetooth? No problem!
Introducing the CD2CASSETTE CHAT ADAPTOR —
Now you can stay connected with your buddies anywhere, anytime, anymesh.
Old-school tech, next-gen communication.
https://i.nostr.build/l7kYWZYai38cPY2X.jpg

2025-07-16 17:47:55 UTC

Michael Saylor's morning routine
https://v.nostr.build/dTuNzBIuQwRkjg1d.mp4

2025-07-10 22:13:16 UTC

I SUDDENLY FEEL IT DOWN IN MY PLUMPS. THAT FEELING THAT I NEARLY FORGOT. MY LEGS START MOVING BY THEMSELVES TO THE BEAT. A BEAT FROM THE PAST. THE BEAT OF LABRA. SLOWLY AND STEADY. TAKING OVER ME.
DIS IS MY QUANT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
MY QUANT IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE.
WITHOUT ME, MY QUANT IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY QUANT, I AM USELESS. I MUST STACK MY QUANT TRUE. I MUST SHOOT HIGHER (CAN YOU?) THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO SHORT ME. I MUST LIQUIDATE HIM BEFORE HE LIQUIDATES ME
https://v.nostr.build/nI9uZr9huVC0une9.mp4

2025-07-10 17:45:20 UTC

this is unreal 😡
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2025-07-10 17:04:55 UTC

Eleutheria
https://v.nostr.build/aI5QAuvUfYsqmzSu.mp4
https://youtu.be/X_hzClMjIVE

2025-07-08 23:13:19 UTC

👀
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2025-07-06 21:32:03 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/W17rTB452vI

2025-07-04 15:38:08 UTC

The One with the Paper Bitcoiners
https://v.nostr.build/2I3RHfxbQbGik7kK.mp4

2025-07-02 18:41:16 UTC

Running paper bitcoin

2025-07-02 18:36:40 UTC

https://v.nostr.build/QbmSgveM0ZPHwULH.mp4

2025-07-02 18:35:06 UTC

"Just try me"
https://v.nostr.build/gCJvp65NmtBBYHbt.mp4

2025-07-02 18:32:15 UTC

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wtf

2025-06-29 21:31:42 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/xLMfi7jL9hg

2025-06-27 21:06:59 UTC

Paper Bitcoin Treasury Companies
https://v.nostr.build/xIQ34ryhOSh2pxUL.mp4

2025-06-22 21:32:54 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/kML8jDHiIn4

2025-06-22 16:45:26 UTC

😬
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2025-06-18 22:06:09 UTC

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👀

2025-06-18 18:45:10 UTC

NΙGGΑ ΗΕΙL PRINTER
https://v.nostr.build/UBYgUmwRgvbjv4EP.mp4

2025-06-15 11:37:03 UTC

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Niiiiiiiiiice

2025-06-14 17:04:55 UTC

Michael Saylor simply explains how Strategy works: The MacroEncabulator
https://v.nostr.build/vgCCjjyMKTf7mt6P.mp4

2025-06-13 19:36:25 UTC

yeah ₿aby, yeah!
https://v.nostr.build/oCnrLxE9t7F8v7V8.mp4

2025-06-11 20:56:44 UTC

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🙏

2025-06-11 18:51:37 UTC

👀
https://v.nostr.build/vBGoo99U5Jsq31f7.mp4

2025-06-08 21:27:47 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/h-r5Nvxw50I

2025-06-05 22:02:36 UTC

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it's oke

2025-06-05 21:58:06 UTC

Fred Krueger called yellow an idiot today on a space.
So yellow made diss.
Quantum Freddy 🔊
🎶Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
I started out stackin’ layers in Photoshop,
Sold my startups, got that VC pop.
Lynx and EOS, I rode those waves,
Printed my coins, then ghosted the graves.
(Pre-Chorus)
Maxi mode on, new followers source found,
ETF bull, shoutin’ real loud.
Power law charts taped to my wall,
Then I denied it—yeah, screw y’all!
I don’t need Saylor, I’m holdin’ more,
Through ETFs, I own the store.
Why dilute those shares and make that tweet,
When I got paper Bitcoin from Wall Street?
(Chorus)
Now I’m Quantum Freddy,
Spinnin’ up dread,
Savin’ the chain
From threats in my head.
No real danger, but I drop the bomb,
Scarin’ boomers with my doom dot com.
(Verse 2)
Wrote a big book—AI did the work,
Sold it to fans, they bought like a jerk.
Solana flips, memecoin rugs,
Washed my hands with free market hugs.
I ain’t buyin’ hope with a ticker name,
MSTR’s just leverage shame.
He’s stackin’ stats, I’m shortin’ dreams,
Paper Bitcoin in a suit of memes.
(Bridge)
My name is Fred, I ain't a sage,
Just a fed-up suit with a Twitter stage.
Scam, flip, repeat, it's all the same,
But quantum doom gives me back my fame.
(Final Chorus)
Quantum Freddy, last man standin’,
Zero-day threat that I keep brandin’.
Maxi? Shitcoiner? I’m whatever wins—
Just don’t forget, I play for the sins.
Quantum FUD is my new disguise,
'Cause relevance never dies.
Quantum ghosts in my latest tweet,
Same old grift, just rinse, repeat.
Quantum FUD is my new disguise,
'Cause relevance never dies.
Quantum ghosts in my latest tweet,
Same old grift, just rinse, repeat.
Quantum Freddy🎶
https://v.nostr.build/ZZUlV0b52RszHfRh.mp4

2025-06-01 21:36:35 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/Y9F13mNAfU8

2025-05-30 15:44:35 UTC

👀
https://v.nostr.build/scKxJv4SI2ulZCVX.mp4

2025-05-27 18:39:57 UTC

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!
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2025-05-25 22:34:13 UTC

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