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2026-07-30 21:29:42 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 make sense. That's how antivenom was always made - you'd inject horses with increasing doses of venom and when they develop immunity you'd extract the antibodies from their blood plasma. They still do that today. I seriously doubt what the guy's body makes is universal though.

2026-07-30 20:54:09 CEST

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@nprofile…gaa4 @nprofile…u6vd oh yeah. If you're testifying in front of the congress it's always under oath - that's why the fucker pleaded the 5th instead of just lying like he always had.

2026-07-30 20:42:30 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6
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2026-07-30 20:22:40 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja true dat

2026-07-30 20:18:43 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 I've heard that too and it seems to be confirmed. But that's kinda beside the point here - the pipeline transports crude oil, not refined products. Saudi refineries have very little to do with it.

2026-07-30 20:09:20 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 I'm not sure, to be honest. All I know is that the full capacity of the Saudi pipeline is 7 million barrels per day, and Saudi Arabia alone produces 9-10 million Bartels per day, which means that the pipeline doesn't even cover Saudi production, let alone other gulf states

2026-07-30 20:06:22 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 Iran produces even less than 5%. But the amount of oil normally flowing through the straight of Hormuz makes up roughly 20% of the world supply. It's not only Iran there, ya know.

2026-07-30 19:58:31 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 there's Suez and that's something Egypt will defend. Of course fully loaded VLCC can't transit Suez, but if the situation continues they will definitely commission a bunch of smaller tankers. The real issue is the capacity of the pipelines.

2026-07-29 20:49:15 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 and first martyr - the blessed Marvin of Granby
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2026-07-29 20:41:06 CEST

I think I'll start a new religion. It will be called the church of fafology.

2026-07-29 07:06:14 CEST

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@nprofile…l3qy can have it done in 20. Just let me grab the keys real quick lol
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2026-07-29 07:03:45 CEST

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@nprofile…d3qt ok, ok, fine. No need to nit-pick that much though ;)

2026-07-28 21:56:16 CEST

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@nprofile…jq23 pretty gross, ain't it lol

2026-07-28 21:51:37 CEST

I should probably stop molesting this poor dune coon, but.... 😂
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2026-07-28 21:26:32 CEST

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@nprofile…7r0z shut up and take my money!

2026-07-28 13:39:24 CEST

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@nprofile…jgdk @nprofile…qwa8 yeah. Unless they'll go with New Mecca or something

2026-07-27 18:30:03 CEST

I'm playing an antisemite today.
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2026-07-27 12:12:36 CEST

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@nprofile…9qjf fuck yeah! Also crucify everyone who says "Alexa" and "hey Google" on the radio. God I hate those motherfuckers!

2026-07-25 23:05:57 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 only if you're no sand monkey, because if you are, it's either arousing or offensive lol

2026-07-25 22:47:59 CEST

Desert delight lol
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2026-07-25 22:35:29 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg cus it was made in China? Just a guess lol

2026-07-25 22:02:18 CEST

Get yourself politically incorrect t-shirt. Or not. Whatever. If you want one, use reverse image search - I'm not promoting merch. It's a cool one tho, not gonna lie 😉
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2026-07-25 08:29:25 CEST

<<Framework nearly doubles memory pricing for 32GB, 64GB Laptop 13 Pro overnight — CEO says absorbing LPCAMM2 supplier hikes would put 'our ability to operate at real financial risk'>>
Well fuck you, AI pic posters - this one is on you 😜
https://www.tomshardware.com/laptops/framework-nearly-doubles-memory-pricing-for-32gb-64gb-laptop-13-pro-overnight-ceo-says-absorbing-lpcamm2-supplier-hikes-would-put-our-ability-to-operate-at-real-financial-risk

2026-07-25 07:15:36 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…rq7v yeah, lol. All fake news and revisionism 😉

2026-07-25 06:59:06 CEST

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@nprofile…rq7v the 22nd, section 1 literally starts with "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice". It's right there at the very top, my man ;)
https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-22/

2026-07-25 06:51:39 CEST

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@nprofile…rq7v well, technically, he was already elected 3 times even though the constitution says you can only be elected to the office twice, so if you count that as a precedent... 🤔😉
Not that I think it will fly in the supreme court, but I guess we'll see

2026-07-25 06:44:08 CEST

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@nprofile…rq7v pretty sure he has to amend the constitution first. Or repeal the 22nd amendment (whatever the process is)

2026-07-24 21:20:39 CEST

My favorite 3 so far lol
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2026-07-24 20:08:07 CEST

Like the designs of the new euro notes? I personally love them lol
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2026-07-24 19:35:02 CEST

That's a good one lol
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2026-07-24 15:36:12 CEST

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@nprofile…uewc well, shit! I here I was thinking they're making chicken nuggets 🤔🤣

2026-07-24 14:13:13 CEST

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@nprofile…07lq and honestly, that's the only age verification I'm cool with because anything more would involve disclosing my real identity to fuck knows whom or worse - to tye fuckin government that would serve as a gatekeeper. Don't want your kids watching internet porn, stop them yourself FFS!

2026-07-24 07:38:01 CEST

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@nprofile…ygns @nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…4p2j they had, but they ate them all

2026-07-23 14:46:45 CEST

🤣🤣🤣
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2026-07-23 08:34:49 CEST

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@nprofile…eqfl fuck yeah! Lettuce is what food eats. And my pet snail, of course, but it was a gift so I'm kinda stuck with it lol

2026-07-22 21:27:21 CEST

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@nprofile…29y7 @nprofile…2cl8 well damn.
BTW I don't think these "donate, donate, donate" were necessary there but then, it is what it is

2026-07-22 19:41:07 CEST

Hey can someone explain to me how Iranians are Persians? I mean, they don't read cuneiforms, they don't worship Ahura Mazda, or do anything that Persian were doing (maybe with a few exceptions), even before 1935 the country was Persia only in name... How does that work? Am I an ancient Roman? 🤔

2026-07-22 16:06:07 CEST

Remember this one the next time Curry plays the goat jingle 🤣
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2026-07-22 11:21:42 CEST

Well, congrats, I guess....
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2026-07-22 06:52:25 CEST

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@nprofile…rq7v of course. And I'm not saying that it shouldn't be the case. But you could easily argue that logically, what qualifies you to vote is your citizenship, not an ID, so unless having an ID is mandatory, which it isn't BTW, if you require ID, you are probably denying some of your citizens their fundamental constitutional right.

2026-07-21 11:36:56 CEST

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@nprofile…rq7v I wouldn't go that far, honestly. I mean, voting is your constitutional right as a citizen whether you have a government issued ID or not, so... You can kinda go either way with this one.

2026-07-21 11:27:33 CEST

Anyone here has any experience with them cheap foldable electric wheelchairs from china? Can they go up a ramp with a grandma sitting in them?
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2026-07-21 10:47:23 CEST

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@nprofile…36ex government came knocking

2026-07-20 18:25:34 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 yeah, well, checkmate lol
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2026-07-20 18:01:51 CEST

Shit I really enjoy trolling them heathen sand monkeys lol
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2026-07-20 11:38:56 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s if I'll ever get an EV, somebody please put me out of my misery

2026-07-19 22:20:41 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja most of us Europeans don't give a flying fuck either, funny enough ;)

2026-07-19 21:23:42 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…p4t6 yeah. Keep up the good work! 👍

2026-07-19 07:31:55 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 I was thinking, $3.50, actually
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2026-07-18 17:55:45 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 yeah, some thought of that too 😉
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2026-07-18 16:52:08 CEST

New land development plan for the middle east just dropped lol
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2026-07-18 16:13:25 CEST

Future head of the English church, ladies and gents lol
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2026-07-17 18:57:02 CEST

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@nprofile…9329 yeah, something like that if memory servers

2026-07-17 18:36:57 CEST

The last one for today, I swear. Ish 🤣
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2026-07-17 14:12:08 CEST

That's me just asking for jihad shit, I guess.
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2026-07-16 17:04:05 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 they eat pretty much anything, yeah. But they kinda tend to be black - I can't recall when was the last time I've seen a redhead squirrel.
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2026-07-15 20:08:03 CEST

Damn she fugly!
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2026-07-14 20:13:37 CEST

Hey if the taxman can take your candy away because you failed to pay your land tax, then bo is the land yours to begin with? It kinda seems to me that any "land ownership" is a misnomer because what it really is is a lease from the government. Or am I missing something 🤔

2026-07-14 18:26:12 CEST

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@nprofile…t9ea to be fair though, it actually tastes good. But the smell.... Oh boy! 😂

2026-07-14 17:25:09 CEST

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@nprofile…t9ea you only say it's the absolute worst because you never tried durian at a Filipino street stand. Just saying 😂

2026-07-14 14:21:24 CEST

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@nprofile…f95v I don't think "benevolent dictatior" was ever a thing, ya know. I mean, there were some that would appear that wayz but that's as only because they always feared the popular uprising. Seems to me like. It always needs to be balanced to actually work - if you have a dictator/desote, you also need the plebs that can overturn him if things get too sideways. Classic grassroots accountability, ya know

2026-07-14 13:37:50 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja I'd imagine he wants you to be whatever the heck you are, given that he made you and he's omniscient and all. Just saying

2026-07-14 12:08:43 CEST

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@nprofile…f95v dude! You can totally print "Tim tampon" sticker and slap it on top instead - do not waste the trolling opportunity you've been given on just going political! 😂

2026-07-14 12:05:15 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s GM to you too. Where be the beach with them bikinis? 🤔😉

2026-07-14 11:40:28 CEST

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@nprofile…f95v well, to be fair, Rome did way better under kings and then under emperors than it ever did as an actual, non-just-in-name republic, so there's that. Perhaps it is the way to go, just gotta make sure that you have enough pitchforks and torches to fuck up the ruler real good when he crosses the line 🤔

2026-07-14 08:27:08 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…c965 yeah, I was just about to suggest duck with oranges - good shit!

2026-07-13 19:58:57 CEST

Hey what's Muslim for "Jesus fuckin' Christ"? Muhammad fuckin' Abdullah? That doesn't sound quite right 🤔

2026-07-13 19:26:42 CEST

Fumigating the property against muslims and such.
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2026-07-13 10:26:02 CEST

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@nprofile…jdwz according to google: `On average, around 50,000 to 58,000 people die every month in the UK`
Heatwave saves lives, I guess 😂

2026-07-12 16:09:34 CEST

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@nprofile…f95v sure! I've been testing your regular VNC for like an hour now, and it does work for as long as you have decent connection, but if your LTE drops for a few seconds it's a no-go - the session dies and whatever you've been doing is lost. About to try NoMachine now. I hear it handles network instability better and the sessions are persistent, so even if you disconnect, whatever you've been doing still sits on the desktop and waits till you reconnect

2026-07-12 16:00:46 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg well, yeah, but them sand monkey can fight themselves till only one sect remains too - same logic applies lol

2026-07-12 11:22:19 CEST

Sunday project: whip up a proxmox VM that will reliably stream remote desktop to this wearable setup over LTE, so I don't have to carry a laptop around - because why the f would i need to. Goddamn foldable keyboard with trackpad fits in my pocket ;)
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2026-07-12 09:44:41 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 my money's on Yechiel Leiter. Say whatever you want about them Israeli, but when it comes to this kind of shit they're almost always a safe bet lol

2026-07-12 09:18:51 CEST

Aug. 2, 2021
<<'Very glad I was vaccinated': GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham tests positive for Covid>>
"Graham said he was now experiencing "mild symptoms" and added that had he not been vaccinated, he would have felt far worse."
That aged well
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/very-glad-i-was-vaccinated-gop-sen-lindsey-graham-tests-n1275739

2026-07-12 08:07:52 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg well, technically they're not wrong. I mean, once they slaughter or convert all the infidels, which apparently is their goal, the jihad will be over and thus they'll have peace. Just gotta put it in longer time scale, ya know 😂

2026-07-12 07:45:52 CEST

Hey is the third avatar movie any better than the second one or is it just more tree-hugging bullshit?

2026-07-11 21:32:32 CEST

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2026-07-11 21:06:56 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 dunno about that, but they're sure boarding all the goddamn ram I can afford. Fuckin' bastards!

2026-07-11 17:47:34 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 well, not the debt per se, but he did question its legitimacy. Or at least that's how I interpreted those remarks

2026-07-11 17:43:04 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 well, Trump once did - he kinda did say the US can just default on the bonds and fuck it. But that was a long time ago.

2026-07-11 16:40:41 CEST

They wanna talk, my ass.
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2026-07-11 09:53:44 CEST

This is so bizarre that he feels he has to say that. I mean, he's goddamn sitting president of the goddamn United States for cruising out loud. It's obvious that if a nation state takes him out this nation state will be done for - that's the goddamn US defense policy since decades now.
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2026-07-10 20:59:05 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc nothing beats the winged dick with a bunch of dicks wind chime thing from Pompeii lol
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2026-07-10 15:37:11 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja probably because hegseth has some sort of beard size issues ;)
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2026-07-10 12:30:19 CEST

<<Hegseth pushes for action after sailors appear to flout his beard policy>>
Motherfucker Is Just being a ridiculous bitch at this point. I mean, c'mon. He shows up in trunks and sneakers to visit the Boxer and bitches that some of the guys who've been cooked up onboard for months now aren't shaved close enough? Jesus fuckin' Christ what a bitchy fuck!
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/hegseth-beard-policy-sailors-action
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2026-07-10 09:03:54 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc they make those wifi-enabled power meters. Pretty cheap stuff but I'm not sure how they Integrate for alarms and stuff. In any case, at the very least it would tell whether something is drawing power or not without actually watching the machine.
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2026-07-10 08:35:35 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc well, fuck. Can't set up some sort of remote monitoring, maybe based on power consumption, so at least you would need to watch the thing all the time?

2026-07-10 08:14:20 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc technology is your friend, my man. A wearable screen plus some pocketable smart tv thing like this combo (that's the exact setup I have) and there you have it - you can hang out with old people all day long provided a phone charger ;)
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2026-07-10 08:07:08 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc in places like Rome they basically made the amount of pavement available for cars smaller, so they only increased the chances of collisions, methinks. But then, they do generate a whole lot of tickets for crossing the line, so I guess they do serve a purpose.

2026-07-10 07:34:11 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc I personally believe that people who are dumb enough to die riding a bike in heavy car traffic should be allowed to do that. For the betterment of the gene pool, of course. I'm an environmentalist like that, ya know.

2026-07-09 19:20:17 CEST

Uh oh.
Seriously though, motherfuckers fire drones and missiles at civilian shipping, but it's the US side who violates the memorandum. Jesus tap-dancing christ where do they make all those goatfuckers?!
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2026-07-09 19:07:49 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s how much did you pay for that? If it was more than 5 euros, it ain't poor man's wine, ya know. At least before shipping and customs haha

2026-07-08 21:01:58 CEST

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@nprofile…cz7d don't worry, the Dems will fix it in post - they always do

2026-07-08 17:29:57 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6 you might be right, but I kinda hope you're wrong, because if you are right, eventually we'll have to give them eaxcly what they want and Allan will prolly run out of virgins

2026-07-08 15:52:05 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 if he had the balls to actually take on Moscow with a pair of trebuchets he actually might win. But since it is what it is... 😂

2026-07-08 15:08:42 CEST

It kinda bothers me how uncooperative Iran seems to be. I mean, they pretty much got all they wanted since they got sanctioned all those decades ago, and yet, they won't take the deal... Could it be that they're all just uncivilized goatfuckers? 🤔🤔🤔

2026-07-08 14:27:24 CEST

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@nprofile…6449 yeah, kinda. It's usually kinda funny, so there's that

2026-07-08 14:20:28 CEST

Looks like he's finally realizing that you can't fuckin' negotiate with those goatfuckers. Bout time
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2026-07-08 14:14:54 CEST

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@nprofile…2cv9 hopefully he means what he says this time around. I mean, c'mon! Whether you like the US hegemony in the middle east or not, he did offer those goatfuckers pretty darn good deal. All they had to do was to behave like a half civilized nation, but nah, they gotta go their goatfucking way. How do you even negotiate with someone who only understands the stick?

2026-07-08 13:06:38 CEST

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@nprofile…f95v hopefully soon, because it's getting fuckin' ridiculous. Maybe mid 2027