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2026-08-07 01:24:42 UTC

Rosh Hasonic
#DriveThruHolidays
#HashtagGames

2026-07-30 14:39:07 UTC

Missionary position just needs rebranding. A new name that sounds less like a punishment.

2026-07-14 15:34:41 UTC

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2026-07-12 16:09:50 UTC

It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/907/865/344/553/354/original/8ff2d6126bdae54c.jpeg

2026-07-01 18:17:25 UTC

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Right back at ya!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/846/081/587/918/049/original/d984a2b175adc79e.jpeg

2026-06-27 13:53:31 UTC

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Careful not to go all She Hulk? It sounds good to me. I can’t remember my last adrenaline rush that wasn’t caused by danger. It may have been when an old friend visited a couple of years ago and reminded me of old crimes. I’d settle for a clear head these days.

2026-06-27 06:24:27 UTC

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Lol, it's bedtime and now it's in my head.😁

2026-06-27 06:19:24 UTC

I'm not embarrassed that my mom threw her panties at Tom Jones. I just wish she'd waited until he was on stage.

2026-04-08 14:38:51 UTC

I unfollowed someone who called himself a professor because he wrote “should of."

2026-04-01 15:14:11 UTC

You don’t know what kind of bad habits your dog is developing when you’re not home.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/084/329/433/774/original/7479c8a5da4dbcbe.jpeg

2026-03-09 20:01:09 UTC

RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay/116200640492149003
Ever wonder why vaccines were invented?
Me neither.
#note1rkm…pqw2

2026-02-27 23:06:53 UTC

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We should have taped harder.

2026-02-26 18:18:03 UTC

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2026-02-24 19:17:31 UTC

This is the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of presidencies.

2026-02-08 20:32:18 UTC

#SilentSunday
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2026-01-28 15:26:26 UTC

They could have put the Epstein files in the Melania movie and no one would ever know.

2026-01-03 00:01:03 UTC

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You can read any article for free by pasting the link into this page.
https://archive.ph/
@npub1wtd…zame

2025-12-28 23:25:29 UTC

#SilentSunday
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2025-12-25 05:48:32 UTC

Merry Christmas to all who feel the spirit. 🎄
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/778/619/591/141/769/original/e5dc5dc126505793.mp4

2025-12-16 21:35:52 UTC

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Love that walk!
I rarely play video games but this is beautiful and it looks like a lot of fun.

2025-12-12 19:55:10 UTC

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Some Progressives have a mental block about registering for the Democratic Party. As concessions go, it’s a small one compared to the potential payoff if they all turned out to get the best people and ideas on the ballot.

2025-11-28 16:07:31 UTC

I need to buy a new memory foam mattress. The old one knows too much.

2025-11-27 18:18:17 UTC

My bra fell on the floor during the night and I tripped on it when I got up. I literally booby trapped myself.

2025-10-21 19:40:45 UTC

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🤣 When I was 4, a movie called “The Deadly Mantis” was on TV and I saw enough of it to think that the one I saw in the yard later on was a baby monster. I screamed so loud my mom came running and she explained the difference to me. The green ones are friendly but the black and white ones will wreck your house.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/413/826/105/497/305/original/42f1994b5fe258c1.jpeg

2025-10-21 19:06:00 UTC

Relocated this excellent new friend from a parking lot to some nearby vegetation.
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2025-10-15 01:34:38 UTC

Wave New World
#HairStyleABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-10-09 19:42:40 UTC

I found a vintage lesbian witch Halloween card and it doesn’t get much cuter than this.
#Halloween
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2025-09-11 01:10:03 UTC

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative’
David Edwards - April 10, 2023
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2025-08-27 03:49:54 UTC

Walk Me This Way
#MashupClassicSongsAndDogs
#HashTagGames

2025-08-09 03:01:06 UTC

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I’m relieved but now I want a hot dog.

2025-08-08 23:35:17 UTC

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I like the idea on its face, but do dogs like flying? I sure don’t.

2025-07-24 13:42:33 UTC

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I will keep your concerns in mind when we vote on this issue.

2025-06-29 16:03:12 UTC

Celosia #Bloomscrolling
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2025-06-26 02:30:47 UTC

Gardens of the Galaxy
#ShowsAndMoviesTheSuburbs
#HashTagGames

2025-05-31 18:12:31 UTC

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In my experience, people move to remote places like this to be left alone. Something to consider before approaching them.

2025-05-28 17:29:20 UTC

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It wants me to sign in to confirm my age so I’ll just assume they gave him a milder beating than he deserved and nod in agreement.

2025-05-27 03:13:49 UTC

Hell Bent for Pleather
#MakeASongArtificial
#HashTagGames

2025-04-09 01:44:03 UTC

Watching “We Want The Funk” on PBS and it’s 🔥.
#music
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2025-04-04 23:31:58 UTC

Here’s a vintage Hitler pin cushion. One day there will be updates to this design.
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2025-04-03 14:10:43 UTC

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I haven’t relaxed about it yet, and apparently we’re all in for a roller coaster ride that no one asked for. I’m sleeping a little better though, for now.

2025-04-03 14:05:11 UTC

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I decided to pay off my mortgage because I’m legitimately afraid of being wiped out completely and losing my home to forclosure, like so many did with the Bush II crash. I would not have done that in normal times and I hope it was a sound decision. 😬

2025-03-06 05:17:09 UTC

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Actual felon says what?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/19/politics/peter-navarro-jail-contempt-of-congress/index.html

2025-03-06 03:45:28 UTC

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Turner and Hooch

2025-03-02 17:04:43 UTC

#SilentSunday
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2025-02-21 20:35:26 UTC

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Did he die?

2025-01-23 20:48:27 UTC

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These poor folks will be the first to feel it before it gets to the general population. I expect mass resignations will follow, and possibly black listing. When the tip lines get TV ads we're all screwed.

2025-01-23 19:40:04 UTC

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Sometimes playing dumb is just the right thing to do.

2025-01-19 22:25:18 UTC

The Repair Shop but for humans.

2025-01-03 21:40:48 UTC

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This site is pretty reliable as far as cooking info. They say to add double the yeast to account for losses during freezing. Good luck!
https://www.thespruceeats.com/how-to-freeze-yeast-bread-dough-427560

2024-12-25 05:11:09 UTC

We witch you a Merry Christmas. 🎄 🧙‍♀️

2024-12-19 14:50:45 UTC

My brother-in-law just got his Christmas bonus from his job of 30 years. It was $43 and change after they took taxes out of the original $75. Ho ho fucking ho, right?

2024-11-27 23:16:46 UTC

If you're worried about being attacked by relatives tomorrow, you still have tonight to think of a way to make it weirder when they do.

2024-11-26 01:42:20 UTC

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Alt text without the picture. 😄

2024-11-26 01:31:19 UTC

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This reminds me of a cartoon by B. Kliban. In frame 1, Jesus is carrying his cross up a hill. Frame 2 has him riding it downhill like a sled with his long hair flowing behind him and a big smile on his face. I tried to find it but no luck.

2024-11-25 19:56:32 UTC

Calling all bookworms!
I need to buy a book light. I've never had a really good one so I'm hoping some of you can tell me if get I should the clip on kind or that one that hangs around the neck. Any specific recommendations?
Blessings in advance for anyone who takes the time to answer. 📖 🐛 💡 😃
#books #reading

2024-11-15 18:41:00 UTC

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Fair point. Since I moved from the city to a smaller town, I've discovered that people like giving me veggies they've grown and then they follow up to see how I enjoyed them. I learned quickly to fry most of them so I can give them the praise they're after. 😅

2024-11-15 18:19:28 UTC

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I like the green ones breaded and fried. So many foods are made palatable by frying.

2024-11-15 18:04:00 UTC

If green bean casserole is so great, why isn't it eaten all year?

2024-11-14 02:02:04 UTC

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Didn't Nostradamus talk about the mark of the beast on the forehead too? He wouldn't have thought it would be writing on a hat. Your aunt should've had this talk with your mom a long time ago. 😅

2024-10-30 15:33:57 UTC

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It's only worse in their minds when Biden says it because they know it's not a lie.

2024-10-25 20:26:32 UTC

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My bank wouldn't let me open a savings account in addition to our joint checking without my husband's signature. That was in the mid-'90s.

2024-10-20 17:34:51 UTC

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T. Rex - Born To Boogie
Led Zeppelin - Boogie With Stu
Billy Briggs - North Pole Boogie
The Sylvers - Boogie Fever
The Brian Sisters - The Boogie Woogie Man
#music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8XtJmlIf4

2024-10-20 01:01:22 UTC

A spider saw me and ran away because that's how it is.

2024-10-02 01:56:56 UTC

Vance never said how he would make women's lives easier. He said he needs to win their trust. Think about the difference.

2024-09-21 18:30:13 UTC

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Jack Southern - Darlene
Cookie and the Cupcakes - Mathilda
The Fall - Bill Is Dead
Downliner Sect - Glendora
Idles - Danny Nedelko
#music

2024-09-19 18:19:41 UTC

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The Jetsons set us up for disappointment. Where's my Rosie??

2024-09-18 16:48:10 UTC

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Port-a-potties were sturdier in those days.

2024-09-05 18:07:23 UTC

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And I'd rather smell like pussy than Lysol any day.

2024-09-05 17:31:16 UTC

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It's not entirely new though, and it used to be a lot creepier in olden times. Here's an ad from the 1950s for using Lysol as a douche. I shudder at the thought of it. 😳
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2024-08-31 20:54:09 UTC

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JFC, this is spot on.

2024-08-30 20:52:26 UTC

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I think the main difference between Vance and 45 is that only one of them actually has beliefs that, as awful as they are, don't begin and end with his own ego. Although as noted previously, there's way too much time for Vance to become more like his master. Ugh. 😫

2024-08-30 20:13:41 UTC

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He 's already changed his personal belief system to fit his ambitions, at least as far as trump is concerned, but at the moment - 40 years younger?!- I'm more upset at the idea of having him around for the rest of my life. Hopefully he'll crawl back to his rock after they lose the election and the resulting insurrection.
https://people.com/everything-j-d-vance-has-said-against-donald-trump-his-2024-presidential-election-running-mate-8678397

2024-08-30 20:01:01 UTC

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Or does he understand perfectly because he's one himself? 🤔

2024-08-30 19:26:24 UTC

J.D. Vance Flails When Grilled on Trump’s Surprise IVF Proposal
https://newrepublic.com/post/185500/jd-vance-explain-trump-ivf

2024-08-17 21:22:54 UTC

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Graham Maby.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Maby

2024-08-17 15:50:19 UTC

It's come to my attention that a lot of you don't let your kids watch Bugs Bunny cartoons because they're too violent. I'm not here to tell you how to raise your kids, but I think you're missing an important point. Bugs was reacting, often somewhat violently, to people who tried to murder him or overpower him in some way, and he usually tried logic first but resorted to violence when that didn't work.
Bugs Bunny is good trouble.

2024-08-09 20:09:10 UTC

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I could name 100 amazing women but my personal favorite is Poison Ivy of The Cramps.
#music
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2024-08-07 18:57:36 UTC

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Maybe they're afraid it's not really a joke. Maybe they're not entirely convinced that it couldn't be true.

2023-12-03 19:46:10 UTC

51% gravy, 49% grave.

2023-04-30 15:24:59 UTC

I'm still tired from my long walk on the wild side.