Crone to the bone. Old ass punk who’s seen some shit.
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Last Notes npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Rosh Hasonic npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Ben, I really admire your composure when dealing with these inexperienced leftists who haven’t noticed the pattern yet for whatever reason. Reminds me of the old proverb about the road to hell being paved with good intentions. Fucking exhausting and downright pernicious. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Missionary position just needs rebranding. A new name that sounds less like a punishment. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 <reads post> npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Stephen Colbert said Mitch McConnell looks like a boneless chicken thigh with googly eyes. Petty, but idgaf. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I used to enjoy dystopian fiction, but I’m over it due to the sheer abundance of dystopian reality. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Right back at ya! npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Sounds like a wild ride. The BP thing is a little scary though. I was just reading about hibiscus flower for BP. I have mixed feelings about home remedies but this one tastes nice with honey as a bevvie so I intend to try it as medicine just to see. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Careful not to go all She Hulk? It sounds good to me. I can’t remember my last adrenaline rush that wasn’t caused by danger. It may have been when an old friend visited a couple of years ago and reminded me of old crimes. I’d settle for a clear head these days. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Lol, it's bedtime and now it's in my head.😁 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I'm not embarrassed that my mom threw her panties at Tom Jones. I just wish she'd waited until he was on stage. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 This is what my soundtrack is like today. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Can anyone identify this plant? There are at least 3 of them coming up in my garden this year for the first time. I’ve tried image searches with 0 results. I’m super curious about it. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Auto makers should look at which colors are moving from KitchenAid and Le Crueset and go from there. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Fifty Shades of Grey npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I unfollowed someone who called himself a professor because he wrote “should of." npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I don’t care what anyone says about Mastodon. I really like you weirdos. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Nothing captures my mood like these dollar store Peeps. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 You don’t know what kind of bad habits your dog is developing when you’re not home. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay/116200640492149003 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 We should have taped harder. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/138/292/637/991/862/original/e7778e7cbb90dfd4.png npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 This is the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of presidencies. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 #SilentSunday npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 They could have put the Epstein files in the Melania movie and no one would ever know. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 You can read any article for free by pasting the link into this page. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 #SilentSunday npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Merry Christmas to all who feel the spirit. 🎄 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Love that walk! npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Some Progressives have a mental block about registering for the Democratic Party. As concessions go, it’s a small one compared to the potential payoff if they all turned out to get the best people and ideas on the ballot. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I need to buy a new memory foam mattress. The old one knows too much. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 My bra fell on the floor during the night and I tripped on it when I got up. I literally booby trapped myself. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 🤣 When I was 4, a movie called “The Deadly Mantis” was on TV and I saw enough of it to think that the one I saw in the yard later on was a baby monster. I screamed so loud my mom came running and she explained the difference to me. The green ones are friendly but the black and white ones will wreck your house. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Relocated this excellent new friend from a parking lot to some nearby vegetation. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Wave New World npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I found a vintage lesbian witch Halloween card and it doesn’t get much cuter than this. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative’ npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Walk Me This Way npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I’m relieved but now I want a hot dog. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I like the idea on its face, but do dogs like flying? I sure don’t. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I will keep your concerns in mind when we vote on this issue. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Celosia #Bloomscrolling npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Gardens of the Galaxy npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 In my experience, people move to remote places like this to be left alone. Something to consider before approaching them. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 It wants me to sign in to confirm my age so I’ll just assume they gave him a milder beating than he deserved and nod in agreement. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Hell Bent for Pleather npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Watching “We Want The Funk” on PBS and it’s 🔥. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Here’s a vintage Hitler pin cushion. One day there will be updates to this design. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I haven’t relaxed about it yet, and apparently we’re all in for a roller coaster ride that no one asked for. I’m sleeping a little better though, for now. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I decided to pay off my mortgage because I’m legitimately afraid of being wiped out completely and losing my home to forclosure, like so many did with the Bush II crash. I would not have done that in normal times and I hope it was a sound decision. 😬 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Actual felon says what? npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Turner and Hooch npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 #SilentSunday npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Did he die? npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 These poor folks will be the first to feel it before it gets to the general population. I expect mass resignations will follow, and possibly black listing. When the tip lines get TV ads we're all screwed. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Sometimes playing dumb is just the right thing to do. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 The Repair Shop but for humans. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 This site is pretty reliable as far as cooking info. They say to add double the yeast to account for losses during freezing. Good luck! npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 We witch you a Merry Christmas. 🎄 🧙♀️ npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 My brother-in-law just got his Christmas bonus from his job of 30 years. It was $43 and change after they took taxes out of the original $75. Ho ho fucking ho, right? npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 If you're worried about being attacked by relatives tomorrow, you still have tonight to think of a way to make it weirder when they do. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Alt text without the picture. 😄 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 This reminds me of a cartoon by B. Kliban. In frame 1, Jesus is carrying his cross up a hill. Frame 2 has him riding it downhill like a sled with his long hair flowing behind him and a big smile on his face. I tried to find it but no luck. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Calling all bookworms! npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Fair point. Since I moved from the city to a smaller town, I've discovered that people like giving me veggies they've grown and then they follow up to see how I enjoyed them. I learned quickly to fry most of them so I can give them the praise they're after. 😅 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I like the green ones breaded and fried. So many foods are made palatable by frying. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 If green bean casserole is so great, why isn't it eaten all year? npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Didn't Nostradamus talk about the mark of the beast on the forehead too? He wouldn't have thought it would be writing on a hat. Your aunt should've had this talk with your mom a long time ago. 😅 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 It's only worse in their minds when Biden says it because they know it's not a lie. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 My bank wouldn't let me open a savings account in addition to our joint checking without my husband's signature. That was in the mid-'90s. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 T. Rex - Born To Boogie npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 A spider saw me and ran away because that's how it is. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Vance never said how he would make women's lives easier. He said he needs to win their trust. Think about the difference. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Jack Southern - Darlene npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 The Jetsons set us up for disappointment. Where's my Rosie?? npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Port-a-potties were sturdier in those days. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 And I'd rather smell like pussy than Lysol any day. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 It's not entirely new though, and it used to be a lot creepier in olden times. Here's an ad from the 1950s for using Lysol as a douche. I shudder at the thought of it. 😳 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 JFC, this is spot on. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I think the main difference between Vance and 45 is that only one of them actually has beliefs that, as awful as they are, don't begin and end with his own ego. Although as noted previously, there's way too much time for Vance to become more like his master. Ugh. 😫 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 He 's already changed his personal belief system to fit his ambitions, at least as far as trump is concerned, but at the moment - 40 years younger?!- I'm more upset at the idea of having him around for the rest of my life. Hopefully he'll crawl back to his rock after they lose the election and the resulting insurrection. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Or does he understand perfectly because he's one himself? 🤔 npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 J.D. Vance Flails When Grilled on Trump’s Surprise IVF Proposal npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Graham Maby. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 It's come to my attention that a lot of you don't let your kids watch Bugs Bunny cartoons because they're too violent. I'm not here to tell you how to raise your kids, but I think you're missing an important point. Bugs was reacting, often somewhat violently, to people who tried to murder him or overpower him in some way, and he usually tried logic first but resorted to violence when that didn't work. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I could name 100 amazing women but my personal favorite is Poison Ivy of The Cramps. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 Maybe they're afraid it's not really a joke. Maybe they're not entirely convinced that it couldn't be true. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 51% gravy, 49% grave. npub1n827mpywxzunzgxldgn0w7xgdqe204um8ze42hnme6zv0h20hsqqcgldv8 Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 I'm still tired from my long walk on the wild side.
