Katie Ross

Survivor. Author. Inspirational Speaker. Mother.
Derek's Wife 😘

Public Key

npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc

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Last Notes

2026-07-21 23:57:51 UTC

Dinner conversation with our daughter who is headed into her sophomore year of high school goes something like this:
Daughter shows me a pair of sneakers for school and I tell her that I think they're ugly. She shows them to Derek for his opinion.
Derek - " Do you remember the last pair of $100 sneakers I bought you, that you never wore in 6th grade because you couldn't bend them? The air forces or something?"
Daughter, laughing - "WAIT, you really think that's the last pair of $100 sneakers you bought me?!???!"
Me - nearly spits my drink across the table laughing so hard 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

2026-05-28 14:37:39 UTC

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What the actual fuck? 😂. Is this being displayed in my house somewhere when you get home in 20 years?! 💜

2026-05-27 23:57:37 UTC

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Since your Jetta 10 years ago, I've had 2 brand new Touregs and 2 USED (SMH 🙄) Atlas's. 🤣.
Yes, I'm happily spoiled 🤣
But also, the Atlas was a necessary upgrade 🤷🏼‍♀️
Daughter will need a car in a year and a half 😂😂😂

2026-04-27 01:50:46 UTC

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Hey they handsome 😍
We miss you 😘 👦🏼🤾🏼‍♀️ 🐶🐱

2026-04-15 18:37:16 UTC

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Where's the eye candy in the background 🤎🐾👀

2026-01-17 05:06:26 UTC

My husband's is amazing 😍😍😍
#nevent1q…p9q2

2026-01-07 02:43:12 UTC

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I remember Logan literally blowing his nose on @nprofile…2szn shirt when he was a baby 🤣
Kids are awesome 💜💜

2025-12-14 05:49:56 UTC

I don't know what a "jellycat" is, but my daughter asked for a jellycat reindeer https://image.nostr.build/7580b97419449cd3ece0b2d0c5d79814b3749d3e64021754cdee40f6ddd5b194.jpg

2025-12-05 12:18:01 UTC

Necessary texts to teens in December....
https://image.nostr.build/8a9d30bcc14c5ec07e49a75dae9f37efa0daa5cdbf286347808a062e3fdd02ee.jpg
🤦🏼‍♀️🥶🤦🏼‍♀️❄️🤦🏼‍♀️🧊
I only hope she reads it before she comes downstairs 🤣

2025-11-21 11:19:57 UTC

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My daughter, seeing your name while scrolling my nostr: "isn't that the girl that sings?" 🩷

2025-11-11 04:37:47 UTC

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He will not abandon his post.... We got the alcohol AND WiFi package 🤣

2025-11-11 03:54:29 UTC

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This is the anti-hot dad bod 🤣... Unlike my husb 😍😍😍

2025-11-05 04:36:42 UTC

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Your picture is missing something....

2025-10-30 23:12:29 UTC

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We still call him this 🤣

2025-10-06 01:49:22 UTC

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Not joining the group tho. I have first-hand knowledge 😁😂.
See you all in 2 weeks 💜🧡

2025-10-04 22:08:44 UTC

@nprofile…q7kw throwing gang signs on the lake today 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/c1ed9753d3d993f82af989eea081a1e497811f7832901c99f8d719890f1db0fd.jpg

2025-09-20 12:29:44 UTC

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Which cousin 😂

2025-09-19 02:25:22 UTC

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Wait. Wait. WAIT. you did NOT tell me Rockstar was going to be there. Was bad enough I was missing Island & Mallory 😞

2025-09-11 01:05:15 UTC

What is your unhealthy obsession?
Mine is racing my GPS.
Do I win? Abso-fucking-loutely - every single time.
GPS says time to destination is 26 minutes. You bet your ass I'm making it in 25 minutes or less 😂

2025-09-08 21:26:13 UTC

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You're still an ass 😘 https://image.nostr.build/dd7e9ab0b72bde10b29f6d89a5c6ea2bf5f57039d0d4445f2d72baee341e2c06.jpg

2025-08-26 01:01:37 UTC

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Still ended in a tie 🤦🏼‍♀️

2025-08-15 00:38:08 UTC

While @nprofile…q7kw is in Helsinki....
With my girl 💜
https://image.nostr.build/f45f9a84d67301fb028980583f1a89adb336b22ddc92c1b8aaf63ef08eb30c18.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f45f9a84d67301fb028980583f1a89adb336b22ddc92c1b8aaf63ef08eb30c18.jpg

2025-08-13 01:35:19 UTC

My role as @nprofile…q7kw travel companion has been taken over by Shadow.
https://image.nostr.build/634e0a87ec9542425e3ec203df86ab1a41cf771ce777d1f5f899c968cb05b46a.jpg

2025-08-04 00:50:35 UTC

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This cute cat better not do me dirty 😂

2025-08-03 19:42:44 UTC

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This was NOT on the post vacay bingo card. I wanted a dog, damnit.

2025-07-30 01:37:03 UTC

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That's basically where we're at! Love this area!

2025-07-25 11:18:46 UTC

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Where are you at?! We're headed to the beach soon!

2025-07-17 23:12:41 UTC

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Father Derek ✝️

2025-07-17 23:08:32 UTC

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Not gonna lie..... It's pretty damn good 🤣. Would I buy it? No. Would I turn down a free one? Also no.

2025-07-11 04:02:38 UTC

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I love you. Nigh nigh 😘💜

2025-06-17 16:45:25 UTC

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Daily "WTF Derek meme" 🤦🏼‍♀️

2025-06-07 03:44:18 UTC

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This was WAY too much to follow. I'm lost 😂😂. Can someone give me a dumbed down version before I agree?!

2025-05-27 02:29:24 UTC

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Damn, you got the C.E.O. 😍😍💜💜

2025-04-30 03:01:46 UTC

Real life happenings today
It's 1:20, we've been in the car for an hour and @nprofile…n6q3 announces that he's done on his phone, he's completed all of the things he needed to do & he can keep me company now. I look at him and our son and say "within 5 minutes, you'll be back on your phone."
We have a conversation about the things he's accomplished for Vegas and upcoming meetings and events.
It's now 1:25.
I start busting up laughing and making a big scene - like, literal dancing.... (thank goodness we're at a red light cause I'm driving). "Booyah. Mic drop. Bahahaha. I told you!!!!!"
Derek & our son look at me, both oblivious and say "what?"
"You're on your phone. It's barely been 5 minutes."
Do I know my husband or what?!?
This man is ALWAYS working on some project or doing research 😂
He put his phone down after this 😂😂😂 (we still had nearly 2 hours left in our trip🤪)

2025-04-24 23:39:48 UTC

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There is no world in which this will ever happen.
I love you though 😘😘

2025-04-19 20:33:15 UTC

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Excited to invite ourselves to your campsite this summer 🔥🔥

2025-04-14 02:10:13 UTC

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Love you, My Der, Derey, Lub, Husb, Husby, Hubager, but mostly.... My Very Best Friend 💜💜💜
Thank you for not jumping out of the Jetta when Rammstein came blasting on the stereo at 2am 21 years ago!!

2025-04-05 13:36:57 UTC

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na FISHING!

2025-03-05 02:32:51 UTC

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The sign 😂💀😂💀
https://image.nostr.build/e11811d3002acb2ef969ec126f27c84a285624780beaecd879697d26a3e4d10a.jpg

2025-02-28 19:59:16 UTC

The Prince and T https://image.nostr.build/37ad4b5726b41091e449c3cb0da031b38672cb848a27abfe12125b69f2d0d6d4.jpg he Pea?!

2025-02-28 12:14:00 UTC

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Confirmed

2025-02-28 02:25:20 UTC

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This literally has me drying 😂😂😂.
Yesterday would have been River's 20th https://image.nostr.build/2bdc10199fad5991f35c389fcbb8786ca16e57c47c1e8ee4b1c607f0af302f3a.jpg birthday 💔. I miss my jack terribly

2025-02-27 02:33:56 UTC

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Sadly.... No.
BUT.... I wouldn't be opposed to a Disney cruise 🤷🏼‍♀️

2025-02-27 01:18:36 UTC

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Isn't this what our teenager is for?

2025-02-26 13:10:50 UTC

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I think he may be wearing down 😂😂😂😂

2025-02-24 21:18:23 UTC

Help me convince @nprofile…n6q3 that we need a puppy!!

2025-02-22 03:13:17 UTC

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Nothing but love Uncle Rockstar 💜💜💜💜

2025-02-16 20:19:27 UTC

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Excuse you ... Mine are pink 🩷😂🩷

2025-02-14 13:13:52 UTC

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Dumbest. Idea. EVER 😂😂😂

2025-02-08 19:07:18 UTC

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I want to make a baby one with thread when we get back from vacation! He's cute 🐕

2025-02-05 23:35:08 UTC

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Love everything about this! I taught myself by watching YouTube videos over a decade ago! I'm still not great, but it keeps me occupied 😂

2025-02-05 03:08:20 UTC

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Balloon dog is quite awesome! We have 3 now 😂😂😂

2025-02-05 03:07:20 UTC

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Goodness.... I have no idea why there are 5,000 pictures attached and they're duplicates 😂
Sorry all 😂😂😂

2025-02-05 03:04:55 UTC

#Frens #Crochetstr #Damoose #Dagoose https://image.nostr.build/0cc7528a0e92ff69debfc561d99df04eb5cfaa0ca766bdd9779dfbaebeac4df0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/48c6277801af591a25d485ac6a320530428cf0c06f2a9b257a9b8d13c124663b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/099cc2e30e039b9427919e81016255c6d4492aa79e8cd0bc5a73433e3ae14dd7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/68cf017e04dc05a714985eb4ac09b63df713031048cfdf668cb5c3d285a1eb7d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1471044d64d6ce0d6c1c7f83921f85fc9ac0b23ddb5779f131c6841847bc2162.jpg https://image.nostr.build/57313403f13a144c8f691635346fc39658bb8dfb1c3811770bf990575e50ca97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1d84da6933760e16c6a5a92c516dc90c7b9ce28b5dcf37234bff3658dda3b049.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0cc7528a0e92ff69debfc561d99df04eb5cfaa0ca766bdd9779dfbaebeac4df0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/48c6277801af591a25d485ac6a320530428cf0c06f2a9b257a9b8d13c124663b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/099cc2e30e039b9427919e81016255c6d4492aa79e8cd0bc5a73433e3ae14dd7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/68cf017e04dc05a714985eb4ac09b63df713031048cfdf668cb5c3d285a1eb7d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1471044d64d6ce0d6c1c7f83921f85fc9ac0b23ddb5779f131c6841847bc2162.jpg https://image.nostr.build/57313403f13a144c8f691635346fc39658bb8dfb1c3811770bf990575e50ca97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1d84da6933760e16c6a5a92c516dc90c7b9ce28b5dcf37234bff3658dda3b049.jpg

2025-02-01 14:22:31 UTC

Lightening Lanes scheduled. Can I go back to sleep now?!? 😴

2025-01-31 16:30:22 UTC

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Search crochet balloon dog pattern. There are several patterns available (obvs, if you crochet). Otherwise I can look at a custom order when we we get back from vacation!!!

2025-01-31 16:29:13 UTC

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No.... But my old dog pissed on my head while I was sleeping 20+ years ago 😂 (in our bed).

2025-01-31 16:28:03 UTC

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Okay. That totes beats my wake -up call 😂😂😂

2025-01-31 10:57:58 UTC

Nothing makes you jump out of bed faster than a dog getting ready to vomit 🐕😴

2025-01-29 23:35:19 UTC

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Maybe someday 😂

2025-01-20 00:47:34 UTC

I guess I'll see @nprofile…n6q3 in 72 business hours 😂
#Welcome new Nostriches

2025-01-17 15:23:20 UTC

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A sugar cookie 😂

2025-01-17 15:19:10 UTC

#CoffeeChain #Coffeestr
Oy vey! This is yuge!
https://image.nostr.build/20dda068fff0aab5ea2b33cc49aa3cdfa3e1ce6891e4b56cf806b908494e982a.jpg

2025-01-17 11:49:53 UTC

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love love LOVE!!!

2025-01-15 22:43:52 UTC

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Dafaq am I last for?!?!

2025-01-15 22:43:11 UTC

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The pattern that I have is for crochet, it's a download file I found somewhere, I can screenshot it, and share it if she'd like.

2025-01-12 21:19:32 UTC

For the hubby
🐕🐕🧡💜🐕🐕
https://image.nostr.build/8fc8c0b10587ce6b71c5589fe659974460f9d38795d829b9063558a6407f002b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b61eda912ed4710979827f71f66d7a3cf641dec67cfbeb1ed6ca3c44e4c6b849.jpg https://image.nostr.build/afa74b94535002af99aa07e9ece1e93f20569f09128c7cd0c2e1cd9a52d08d29.jpg https://image.nostr.build/86f6b74354f24e1fb7d6baff1fef24ea5d4706c1e416d1e3659a5604c2ff268b.jpg

2025-01-12 21:15:19 UTC

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Is this the meandering paws pattern? I've many versions of this pattern

2025-01-12 01:05:26 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/710be757c2997344ce95b01f0ff6934a16680fa5aec59345ef670255a9a2a43f.jpg

2025-01-12 01:05:03 UTC

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Turner was a fan as well 🤤 👁️🐕
https://image.nostr.build/7b0f513ad957147a254dd4c29693086248e5ad94c820768a3f01f5a2cbb5bae0.jpg

2025-01-11 02:11:35 UTC

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I don't weave, but crochet. Is there something specific you're looking for?

2025-01-07 22:33:52 UTC

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Rude 😞

2025-01-07 20:45:53 UTC

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We shall watch this tonight 🤖🤖🤖

2025-01-07 18:24:00 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/e4bc1fe02dfaa58d3ed731ea3db79293edd23bf85fced46f234d447a2d642b06.jpg

2025-01-06 21:24:55 UTC

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Thank you love 🥹

2025-01-05 20:11:27 UTC

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Thank you 💜

2025-01-05 16:43:48 UTC

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Let me get @nprofile…2sfc made, and then he can give you a price (need to perfect before I will consider selling 🥴)

2025-01-05 16:11:32 UTC

This one was a surprise for our son. He's proudly displaying it on his shelf 😂
https://image.nostr.build/ffd0a3d1d7fd78c2cb564097df94f83f10c00c2886429eac1d9533bb817d43ae.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c7ce0a69d2f9f2891805a1e4d61576661f226ddc612c6b85f2f45243166478b6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fb509031771e9ea05289e6c67719443cfc162560d60b2f00b3f40eed296a4e03.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4ed767fd2072032f2075250b49c7a1b49d656d0701da572e5fedf9486a971015.jpg https://image.nostr.build/029f84275288f55c86e0204c74fd05efd70a66ab9b6474caa291fd17f0ad4fc2.jpg

2024-12-16 23:18:30 UTC

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I've also seen your solar panel in a few pics too, but didn't want to point those out 😂
https://image.nostr.build/6659f15e39ea1e25b597ca51b5b5b32570299225e8103612c0de3e857603c3a2.jpg

2024-12-15 20:27:17 UTC

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I recognize that shirt, those sneakers and that watch 😍😍😍😍

2024-12-15 19:24:44 UTC

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Hey there handsome! I miss you 💜

2024-12-15 06:21:45 UTC

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🫨😒

2024-12-11 00:58:34 UTC

Last weekend, my car told me that my keyfob battery needed to be replaced. I had replacement batteries that were some crappy brand that didn't work, so I just changed keyfobs. The next day, my car told me that THAT keyfob's battery ALSO needed to be replaced. Now I'm annoyed and tell @nprofile…n6q3 that I'm ordering batteries and changing ALL keyfob batteries.
https://image.nostr.build/b1e620568b565f64741d45c3d6c7ca9e3076090553204e923a17b98670f6808d.jpg
Derek won't humor me and tell me if these taste terrible 😞😂😞😂

2024-12-07 16:56:22 UTC

@nprofile…a77t, I have a project for you 😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/73a0743d822e7df1003670ae687098fc48fd65da1064556dc79badba59d676d0.jpg

2024-12-02 21:55:38 UTC

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Just make sure she reads the whole pattern first for helpful hints and counts stitches 💜💜💜

2024-12-02 21:53:48 UTC

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https://www.hookedonhomemadehappiness.com/bobble-christmas-trees-crochet-pattern/

2024-12-02 21:41:40 UTC

Went slightly overboard making Christmas trees 🎄 https://image.nostr.build/1a7a88eb3548fde76dcd3cd58d8f76b4c5ae3b3cfd6df892658cdde4138cb9d3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4f60c2e4915e17e2578b0604032f9877f700b8a495fc0cb4e5c8392271d206a4.jpg

2024-12-01 05:03:57 UTC

Welcome to my birthday month 🩷😁🩷😂🩷

2024-12-01 04:53:10 UTC

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I adore this plan 💜💜

2024-12-01 02:28:57 UTC

@nprofile…n6q3 was searching for a specific hat this afternoon.... I may have a problem 😂.
This is not even close to all of the hats/scarves that I have made over the years... https://image.nostr.build/cf101e364736561a9f90e356fe79a3eca2d00f1929103b49ae642327f44ccc67.jpg

2024-11-26 16:49:52 UTC

An acquittance's Etsy store - so many cute things I want to get for my daughter 💜
https://www.etsy.com/shop/moonrisecraftworks/?etsrc=sdt

2024-11-23 18:47:31 UTC

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That's fantastic ❤️

2024-11-23 05:07:39 UTC

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Let's make it soon!!!

2024-11-23 05:07:02 UTC

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Tramp stamp 100k 😂😂😂

2024-11-21 18:26:48 UTC

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Sorry honey 😂😂😂😂😂

2024-11-21 18:12:29 UTC

Just made @nprofile…8grv spit coconut water all over my kitchen.
#AskHimWhy 😂😂😂😂😂

2024-11-19 03:40:31 UTC

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He does have an incredible chill 🐾🐾

2024-11-13 01:58:55 UTC

Daughter: (squeals with excitement) "is that for ME?!?"
Me: "No"
Daughter: "But, can it be?!"
😒
https://image.nostr.build/86cddda6c27a70f8f5b29173d0bb36eaf22439b0b50b9e962c2bff05d0d88894.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f54a3daac5f2f5ee2edc1fcc988279447155d82b6400c32a15a00e65f05f125d.jpg

2024-11-12 01:38:16 UTC

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Sister wife?! 👀👀

2024-11-11 23:30:11 UTC

If @nprofile…8grv announces the price of Bitcoin one more time, I may ask for a divorce 😂🐂😂🐂😂🐂