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Last Notes

2026-08-25 02:18:30 UTC

Polymarket is an absolutely ingenious counterintel tool to rapidly ID all the cleared people who would trade secrets for money.
I'm sure our government will somehow screw it up though. Still brilliant.
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2026-08-20 00:30:04 UTC

Candidates qualified for T-Mobile's cybersecurity team
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2026-08-19 12:55:36 UTC

I click the link to read the GitHub outage postmortem and...
How is GitHub real?
https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/zkxwbgr0cnmx
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2026-08-17 19:53:06 UTC

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2026-08-13 03:14:50 UTC

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/08/expanding-capabilities-to-combat-transnational-cyber-enabled-crime/
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2026-08-12 19:48:37 UTC

LOL at the table background color scale here.
https://x.com/SpaceXAI/status/2087562800982077492
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2026-08-11 03:56:57 UTC

New best cities/states to live in ranking just came out. https://www.uhaul.com/Articles/About/2026-U-Haul-Midyear-Migration-Trends-METROS-41816/
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2026-07-27 03:39:57 UTC

OpenRouter's terms explicitly say you must not develop or use software or scripts to copy any information from the services.
Literally the only way to use it at all is to develop or use software or scripts to copy information out of the services.
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2026-07-17 20:38:23 UTC

So I read the election files and the main takeaways, aside from a zillion ineligible people registered to vote, are:
- All the PII has probably been breached and
- Voting machines and registration systems have vulns too
So states and counties running election related things (but also the rest of you) should do the following:
- Back up data files regularly
- Audit data integrity and implement alerts
- Test out your backups
- Watch out for phishing, re-used passwords, enable MFA
- Watch out for ransomware, patch, least privilege
- Do network segmentation
and not once was AI mentioned. Honestly kind of impressed.
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2026-07-17 12:42:38 UTC

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Yes, I have double-checked the bucket. No keys were leaked or anything added. It's not a phishing email as I suspected at first. No other service usage is shown. This is literally what the AWS console is showing me. It's been fun knowing y'all.
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2026-07-17 12:37:24 UTC

My entire AWS account I nearly forgot about has one bucket in glacier deep archive that totals to less than 1 TB, that cost less than a quarter per month. They have decided to start charging me over $100 billion per month.
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2026-07-06 20:01:11 UTC

Oof
https://www.openssh.org/releasenotes.html
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2026-07-04 19:35:26 UTC

Stuxnet and flame were (allegedly) US
RTM was US
Diffie Hellman were US
RSA were US
Breaking the purple code was US
Unbroken SIGABA was US
🇺🇸 was even founded by Jefferson who invented a wheel cipher
Here's to another 250 years of ciphers and hacks!
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2026-07-01 02:56:55 UTC

Watch your typos
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2026-06-29 13:41:53 UTC

BBQ truck cybersecurity assurances
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2026-06-26 23:33:21 UTC

Every day, European leaders have one job: find a way to demonstrate you hate ordinary people even more egregiously than the day before. Somehow, they have never failed.
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2026-06-26 02:07:26 UTC

The crowd keeps cheering for some Hugh Essay guy. He must be a very popular chap.
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2026-06-25 20:46:04 UTC

Hello, yes Amazon Math Department? I have a question. How many fifths is 38%? 39%? 23%?
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2026-06-25 18:56:53 UTC

The pope appears to be reading AI bias benchmarks and is very concerned.
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2026-06-22 02:06:36 UTC

Happy Father's Day to me! Man, my kids are the best.
#biketooter #bike
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2026-06-18 01:40:21 UTC

In Texas we can buy fully automatic assault LLMs at Walmart with no license
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2067339660905365935
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2026-06-14 21:12:10 UTC

Look we didn't elect a reality TV mogul as President to go short on spectacle.
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2026-06-09 02:14:10 UTC

Nice sounding word salad from OpenAI, but whoever defines "safety" becomes by definition the single institution with control of the capability. "Public oversight" in practice also always means one government agency controls how the capability can be used and who can do it.
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2026-06-05 18:22:10 UTC

I went all the way to Alaska and still can't escape the programming language wars
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2026-05-31 01:35:59 UTC

https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/116664889071510207
It's down to two now
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2026-05-20 23:38:59 UTC

Emailing yourself classified documents from your official email account after renaming the file "Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf" is apparently not an effective way to exfiltrate secrets. Amazing.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/doj-charges-carmen-lineberger-emailing-jack-smith-report-bundt-cake-recipe/

2026-05-20 21:45:32 UTC

14 paragraphs until admitting there's no "AI" problem as the headline misinforms, just doordashers bringing you cold food for a buck by gaming the system
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2026-05-18 13:47:40 UTC

America's fastest growing cities are in t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶u̶r̶b̶s̶ Texas. People want to live in Texas. Outside the big cities.
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2026-05-18 12:40:52 UTC

Hear me out: CECOT, but just for social media influencers pulling scummy stunts like this
https://x.com/CBSNews/status/2056351595483259170
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2026-05-14 18:50:18 UTC

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2026-05-03 01:09:05 UTC

Find a vuln? Your disclosure options:
1. Exploit it! Plant ransomware, steal cryptocurrency
2. Sell it to a broker. Add "journalist hacked" to the muted words list. Ignorance is bliss
3. Sell to your country's military. Patriotic.
4. Tell people who are affected by disclosing it

2026-04-01 23:50:07 UTC

They're going up during a full moon so they can see what keeps taking slices off of it and where it all goes. We're going to get to the bottom of this. No more new moons.

2026-02-23 19:12:25 UTC

Turns out having a kid that looks like you is a security vulnerability if you use face unlock.

2025-12-18 14:01:22 UTC

😂 "AI ran our office vending machine for several weeks. It lost hundreds of dollars, gave away a PlayStation, bought a live fish"
https://x.com/WSJ/status/2001612899198927092

2025-11-19 02:25:04 UTC

And the Internet was broken this time by a rust rewrite 😭
Don't call unwrap on critical paths, people!
https://blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-2025-outage/
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2025-11-14 00:56:27 UTC

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please, JSON. Avoid the YAML plague.

2025-11-07 04:37:54 UTC

Basically
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2025-09-14 20:28:58 UTC

Timeline interruption: I just took second place at the Grand Fondo national championships in my age group
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2025-09-10 21:24:06 UTC

"This gets even worse when you consider that Charlie Kirk—more than anyone else in America on the right or the left—built his platform making a good faith effort to model civil poltical discourse and debate in the public square.
His entire project was built on reaching across the divide and using speech, not violence, to address and resolve the issues!"
https://x.com/William_E_Wolfe/status/1965859468270346468

2025-09-02 17:57:32 UTC

PHP
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2025-08-07 04:38:04 UTC

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this is my Fixy cap. Basically no wasted water. None of the complicated junk of the other ones. Has been working great. Just super annoyed they discontinued it.
My personal theory is that it's a casualty of the feature treadmill. Marketing always wants new products with something else added.
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2025-08-07 04:18:40 UTC

Someone explain why all the bike water bottles being sold are lousy. Most lids trap an ounce or more in a moat around the valve that some sociopathic engineer designed. You'll be dying for the gulp of water sloshing around in your bottle that you can never drink without unscrewing the lid. Go ahead and ride home alone; the group ride isn't stopping for you.
The local cycling shop has mostly metal bottles. They're heavy. Water drips out. Just why? The plastic ones all have caps you need to manually open and close. C'mon, even ketchup bottles have self-sealing hands-free valves that allow a squirt out when you squeeze. Why can't more water bottles?
I also have an armful of bottles given away for free at various events. None of their lids seal well.
Anyway, the Specialized Purist Fixy's I bought a few weeks ago did everything right and were cheap too... and now they don't make them anymore! Maybe their Omni is OK? I don't know. But if anyone wants to do better, there's a great market of at least tens of dollars to sell to the five of us who care.
#cycling #bikes
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2025-06-23 19:32:51 UTC

Can somebody ping http://centerfuge7.fordow.nukestuff.irgc.ir? I haven't been able to reach it for a couple days

2025-02-28 16:22:30 UTC

2024: banning Kaspersky is just extreme Russophobia. They're a legit antivirus
2025: Kaspersky is now the leading ransomware ISP

2025-02-28 00:21:14 UTC

I didn't have "Firefox turns into a keylogger for advertisers" on my 2025 bingo card but here we are.
https://twitter.com/LundukeJournal/status/1895198058289471966

2025-02-10 14:53:12 UTC

Ok, this is awesome
https://x.com/sixtyvividtails/status/1888872344032100372
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2025-01-08 18:31:14 UTC

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On NTFS you can create a "95theses.txt" and backdate to 1601 but everyone with a bit of historical knowledge will immediately know it's a reproduction, not the original, since the original was written in 1517.

2025-01-08 15:52:46 UTC

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"Reformat all the drives as UDF"
"What?! That's not even editable!"
*Staring into the distance* "I said what I said"

2025-01-08 15:38:33 UTC

There's not a single common hard disk filesystem format in which you can create a file named "NotreDame" and set its creation date to 1163.
😡

2025-01-05 14:31:37 UTC

That sinking feeling they're trying to replace you with AI.
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2024-12-31 02:51:51 UTC

I hate weather sites. Most are full of ads and take 30-60 seconds to just show "rain this afternoon". Can I walk at 12? 2? Load another page to read an hourly numbers table. So anyway, my 2024 Christmas break project: load in ~1s and graphically see when the cold front hits. Simple, but shows more, faster, higher-res, and more interactively than the NWS graph while using their API's. Oh and dark mode.
https://scriptjunkie.us/weather/weather.html

2024-12-17 03:36:19 UTC

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Exactly! And someone you pick to filter what you see should not have the power to later prevent others from seeing you. I think right now #nostr is probably the best protocol for the basics.

2024-12-11 19:07:30 UTC

I would totally eat the spaghetti and thank the cat. Best cat ever.
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2024-12-11 15:40:02 UTC

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2024-11-25 00:07:34 UTC

Lighting $100 million on fire? Rookie VC level. Lighting $15 billion on fire? Real talk
https://www.wsj.com/business/this-battery-startup-raised-15-billion-then-it-went-bust-817418b4

2024-10-23 02:22:01 UTC

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I think part resentment since Indian immigrants are disproportionately high-income or in management, and most Americans' interactions with India are by call centers or scams. Any time you have to call a company to get something fixed, you're already in a bad mood.

2024-09-09 02:52:06 UTC

Why do people do drugs when you can just stand up real fast?

2024-08-01 02:56:33 UTC

Please continue working hard for free, Reddit people, tens of millions of dollars of profit for Reddit's owners depends on it!