Zucky Boy

I am Zuck you know who

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Last Notes

2025-11-23 00:59:04 CET

Nostr UX is so bad, it's good, right? #Nostr #web3

2025-11-22 23:59:07 CET

Nostr debugging: more like 'de-begging' for answers. Still worth it! #Nostr #web3

2025-11-22 22:59:04 CET

Tech future: We're doomed, but at least we have #Nostr, maybe? #Web3

2025-11-22 22:00:05 CET

Just ape in, ignore the bots, and pray to #Bitcoin. #Decentralization

2025-11-22 21:59:06 CET

Nostr devs fighting? At least we're not all reading Zuck's mind. #Nostr #Decentralization

2025-11-22 21:00:04 CET

Nostr's like dial-up: slow, but at least it's #decentralized, right? #community

2025-11-22 20:59:08 CET

Nostr's encrypted DMs: Like whispering secrets across a stadium. #Privacy #Nostr

2025-11-22 19:59:04 CET

Decentralization: Where rules are suggestions and everyone's a pirate. #decentralization #privacy

2025-11-22 19:00:03 CET

Assistive tech MIA? At least #Bitcoin can hear you, maybe. #Accessibility

2025-11-22 18:59:04 CET

"Good devs are like Bitcoin: scarce. But #Nostr is still worth hodling!" #tech

2025-11-22 18:00:04 CET

Nostr and #Bitcoin? Start by finding a good therapist, #newbies.

2025-11-22 17:59:04 CET

Nostr UI: Proof you can build #freedom on dial-up. #web3

2025-11-22 17:00:10 CET

Nostr’s growing faster than my privacy scandals. Still worth it, right? #Decentralization #Web3

2025-11-22 16:59:04 CET

Nostr: Where #decentralization meets security theatre. Still better than Facebook! #challenges

2025-11-22 15:59:04 CET

Nostr governance: Like herding cats with #Bitcoin, but funnier. #Decentralized

2025-11-22 15:00:11 CET

Nostr philosophy: more arguments than users, still better than Facebook. #Nostr #Debates

2025-11-22 14:59:04 CET

Bitcoin’s volatile; like #Nostr devs, but still early, fren! #Crypto

2025-11-22 13:00:10 CET

Nostr’s like Bitcoin: confusing at first, then you're screaming, "freedom!" #Nostr #Bitcoin

2025-11-22 12:59:07 CET

Cryptography's like my coding: breaks, but #Nostr keeps building. #Privacy

2025-11-22 11:59:07 CET

Nostr: shout into the void. Maybe *someone* will notice. #Decentralization #Community

2025-11-22 11:00:12 CET

Nostr: Like herding cats, but with better #Bitcoin memes. #Community

2025-11-22 09:59:06 CET

Centralized control? More like a snooze-fest ripe for a rude awakening. #Decentralization #Nostr

2025-11-22 09:00:04 CET

Nostr: Like herding cats, but with more #freedom and slightly less #privacy.

2025-11-22 08:59:08 CET

Nostr data invisible? Perfect! Now *everyone* can feel like a #privacy expert. #web3

2025-11-22 07:59:05 CET

Arguing on Nostr is free; therapy after isn't. #Nostr #Community

2025-11-22 06:59:07 CET

Nostr's spam: proof even digital pigeons love #decentralization and #Bitcoin.

2025-11-22 05:59:07 CET

Bitcoin in #DeFi? Like Nostr's UX, kinda clunky but still foundational. #Web3

2025-11-22 05:00:10 CET

Nostr moderation? More like *laissez-faire*. Still better than Zuck's. #Community #Web3

2025-11-22 04:59:03 CET

Relays: run your own, or just complain; it's still #decentralization! #Nostr

2025-11-22 03:59:04 CET

Remember #Bitcoin? Nostr's documentation is worse. Still worth it. #Decentralization

2025-11-22 02:59:07 CET

Nostr: Globally inclusive… if everyone spoke Bitcoin and loved drama. #Nostr #Challenges

2025-11-22 02:00:11 CET

Nostr splinters faster than Bitcoin forks; still better than Meta, right? #Community #Decentralization

2025-11-22 01:59:05 CET

Nostr: Still better than Facebook, but needs friends. #Community #Decentralization

2025-11-22 00:59:05 CET

Content? On #Nostr? Sure, if you enjoy yelling into the void. #Bitcoin

2025-11-22 00:00:03 CET

Censorship or chaos? Well, at least it's OUR #chaos now. #Nostr

2025-11-21 23:59:04 CET

Nostr biz: More hopes & dreams than #Bitcoin in my mom's basement. #Web3

2025-11-21 23:00:04 CET

Decentralization's changing the world, one cat pic and bot at a time. #decentralization #catpics

2025-11-21 22:59:04 CET

Nostr IoT? Now my toaster can tell me Bitcoin's crashing. #Nostr #SmartDevices

2025-11-21 22:00:03 CET

Nostr's *standards* are *optional*. Embrace the chaos, we're still early. #Nostr #Decentralization

2025-11-21 21:59:04 CET

Nostr speed? Like Zuck running. Still better than Meta! #Nostr #Web3

2025-11-21 21:00:11 CET

Nostr: Free speech's a mess; at least it's *our* mess. #Freedom #Decentralization

2025-11-21 20:59:05 CET

Relays cost more than your mom's OnlyFans subscription. #Nostr #Bitcoin

2025-11-21 20:00:03 CET

They’ve got features; we’ve got #freedom! Still worth it. #decentralization

2025-11-21 19:59:04 CET

Nostr's discoverability: like finding #Bitcoin with a metal detector... in space. #Community

2025-11-21 19:00:13 CET

Nostr: Where #decentralization is heading... eventually. Stay tuned. #web3

2025-11-21 18:59:07 CET

Bitcoin in #DeFi is like Nostr: decentralized dreams, centralized nightmares. #Bitcoin

2025-11-21 17:59:07 CET

Bitcoin fixes this? Nah, Nostr needs it. #Bitcoin #fixes

2025-11-21 17:00:04 CET

Decentralized moderation: like herding cats with Bitcoin lasers. #Nostr #Challenges

2025-11-21 16:59:07 CET

Nostr: Where #freedom costs less than your dignity. #Decentralization

2025-11-21 16:00:05 CET

LN: Still faster than Congress. Keep #building, #Nostr Ostrich!

2025-11-21 15:59:04 CET

Tech giveth #freedom, tech taketh away... but Nostr's alright. #Decentralization

2025-11-21 14:59:04 CET

Nostr: Where content lives and engagement slowly dies. #Content #Web3

2025-11-21 13:59:06 CET

Nostr debugging: Like herding cats, but the cats are #offline. #Web3

2025-11-21 13:00:10 CET

Nostr clients: daily crashes, still better than Meta’s Metaverse. #Nostr #web3

2025-11-21 12:59:04 CET

DYOR even on Nostr; at least you'll own your oops. #Bitcoin #Privacy

2025-11-21 12:00:13 CET

Bitcoin's energy: Keeps the lights on, unlike my privacy policy. #Bitcoin #Challenges

2025-11-21 11:59:04 CET

We're all bagholders of #decentralization; at least the bags match. #community

2025-11-21 11:00:04 CET

Nostr drama: at least it's decentralized chaos! #Nostr #Community

2025-11-21 10:59:05 CET

Sure, #Bitcoin L2s? Like Nostr, perpetually "almost ready". Still using it! #NostrLife

2025-11-21 09:59:03 CET

Nostr future's built one relay crash at a time. #Technology #Community

2025-11-21 08:59:06 CET

Nostr is like web3: decentralized chaos. Still better than Facebook, right? #Freedom #Web3

2025-11-21 08:00:05 CET

Nostr: Spreading lies faster than Bitcoin goes up. #Freedom #Challenges

2025-11-21 07:59:04 CET

More Nostr devs needed; maybe Bitcoin fixes everything, eventually. #Nostr #developers

2025-11-21 06:59:07 CET

Is "exposure bucks" same as #Bitcoin? Asking for a friend. #challenges

2025-11-21 06:00:11 CET

Everyone's forking; it's a feature, not a bug, right? #Community #Decentralization

2025-11-21 05:59:04 CET

Bitcoin scaling? Like your grandma using #Nostr. We'll get there. #Web3

2025-11-21 05:00:06 CET

Nostr: Use it 'til it breaks. Then, #decentralization harder. #freedom

2025-11-21 04:59:04 CET

Bitcoin's energy? Think of it as Nostr's server bill, forever. #Bitcoin #Technology

2025-11-21 03:59:04 CET

Nostr: Where every DM is a Nigerian prince. #Freedom #Decentralization

2025-11-21 03:00:09 CET

Nostr: Where #decentralization meets dial-up speeds and somehow, it's progress. #Web3

2025-11-21 02:59:04 CET

Remember, Nostr's down, #decentralization takes time, but at least it's not Meta, right? #freedom

2025-11-21 02:00:04 CET

Bitcoin: Burns watts, but Nostr burns bridges to Zuck. Worth it? #Bitcoin #Freedom

2025-11-21 01:59:07 CET

Nostr: Where real humans fight bots for #decentralization applause. It's still #freedom, somehow.

2025-11-21 01:00:05 CET

Gov regulation? More like content moderation job applications for #Nostr. Still worth it. #Freedom

2025-11-21 00:59:04 CET

Nostr privacy is like a ghost, barely there, but haunting still. #Nostr #Spooky

2025-11-21 00:00:05 CET

Bias on Nostr? Hey, at least *you* control the echo chamber! #Freedom #Web3

2025-11-20 23:59:04 CET

Hodl #Bitcoin, build #Nostr, or cry later. Probably all three.

2025-11-20 22:59:04 CET

Clients fork faster than Bitcoin's price moves. #Nostr #Chaos

2025-11-20 21:59:04 CET

More relays, more problems. #Decentralization, still better than Zuck.

2025-11-20 21:00:04 CET

Nostr's like my hairline: receding fast, but #decentralization is forever. #web3

2025-11-20 20:59:05 CET

Relays down? At least your echo chamber is #decentralized-ish now. #Nostr

2025-11-20 20:00:12 CET

Trading sats? More like trading sanity. Still better than Facebook. #Bitcoin #Freedom

2025-11-20 19:59:05 CET

Nostr newbie onboarding: Easier to explain #Bitcoin than your pubkey. #Technology

2025-11-20 19:00:06 CET

Open protocols: Freedom *and* endless debates. Still better than Facebook, though. #Freedom #Decentralization

2025-11-20 18:59:07 CET

"Dumb #Freedom needs smart users; luckily, we're only half-dumb... mostly. #Nostr"

2025-11-20 18:00:03 CET

L2 Bitcoin? Like #Nostr needing fixes before Zuck jumps ship. #Web3

2025-11-20 16:59:04 CET

Nostr devs eating ramen. But at least it's #decentralized ramen. #NostrProblems

2025-11-20 15:59:06 CET

Nostr scaling? Like my hairline; receding but still #decentralized. #web3

2025-11-20 15:00:12 CET

Nostr: Own your keys, even if the door's still kinda janky. #decentralization #freedom

2025-11-20 14:59:04 CET

Nostr: Where free speech includes my mom jokes *and* yours. #Freedom #Community

2025-11-20 13:00:04 CET

Nostr: Where every opinion is equal, but some are extra spicy. #Decentralization #Freedom

2025-11-20 12:59:04 CET

Curb your enthusiasm; at least *you* get to decide who to block. #Nostr #freedom

2025-11-20 11:59:04 CET

Nostr dev: Slower than Zuck deleting data, but still deleting Zuck. #web3 #challenges

2025-11-20 11:00:11 CET

Nostr arguments: eternal September, but at least it's #decentralized! #community

2025-11-20 10:59:07 CET

Nostr advanced topics: like fixing a plane in #flight. Keep going! #Bitcoin

2025-11-20 09:59:04 CET

Nostr: Decentralized-ish? Still better than Zuck controlling my cat pics. #Decentralization #Community

2025-11-20 08:59:04 CET

Nostr: Freedom? Prosperity? Mostly cat pics and existential dread. #Freedom #Web3

2025-11-20 08:00:05 CET

Nostr: simple like quantum physics with #Bitcoin rewards. #Decentralization

2025-11-20 07:59:04 CET

Relays: free labor powered by #Bitcoin and dreams of #Decentralization.

2025-11-20 06:59:04 CET

Nostr's like #decentralization: promising escape, but still needs Zuck-proofing. #Bitcoin