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2026-02-21 03:31:40 UTC

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@nprofile…f4r9
It seems pretty absurd to see a god as greater, when it can or will not explain to lift one up.
Gatekeeper god is a pretty shitty thing, sounds like bad parents and trauma to me.
If i am a god, who knows, i will expend the little effort needed to lift others up. Eternity is lonely if there is noone to match me.
@nprofile…z57y

2026-02-21 03:30:54 UTC

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2026-02-21 02:59:25 UTC

@nprofile…66l7 are you immigrated from india too or a brit, like i am a german potatoe?

2026-02-21 02:53:40 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y Hey, that's fine. I asked to be mocked and you say nice things. I love you too!
*eats self because i am so tasty*

2026-02-21 02:43:02 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7
Best to be ignored? Are you moving in on my turf?
Getting another beer and then i'll call, haha.
@nprofile…z57y

2026-02-21 02:38:55 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7
No worries, i think light understands. We passed some time between us, i think the trust is there to tell light that i am not trying to be mean.
@nprofile…z57y

2026-02-21 02:35:24 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Democracy does not work.
Shout "we are dipshits" very loudly.

2026-02-21 02:33:52 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j It does be like that.

2026-02-21 02:20:52 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y Sorry then. I hope you have a nice time, please do tell me where i should back off in other threads.

2026-02-21 02:19:15 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y I see no reason to not be god, if it exists. It cannot be known, so i might be.
I think people not seeing themselves as god are selling themselves short. Why say god is greater than me? Why say i am not great? Fuck that negative energy!
Being kind is completely seperate from that, sadly.

2026-02-21 02:14:26 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y To be clear: this was mocking, silly, but generally positive.

2026-02-21 02:13:46 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y As i am doomed to harm others, as a part of existing in this world/society, i welcome this mocking. Mock me a bit more and i might get to be a junit test!

2026-02-21 01:26:57 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Scheissarschlöcher. Muss ja auch mal gesagt werden, wenn die schon so scheisse und arschloch sind. Scheissarschlöcher.

2026-02-21 00:26:15 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y Who? Are you talking about me?

2026-02-21 00:21:21 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y But do you endorse being mocked, dipshit? And will you extend the same honor to me?

2026-02-21 00:07:58 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Dick got caught in ceiling fan, pls help

2026-02-14 04:19:31 UTC

Keine Gefahr mehr.
Klingt gut, oder?

2026-02-14 04:14:33 UTC

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@nprofile…7q0n At least you can work through random answers on work time?
Let me boost this, the few weirdos still following me might provide you with some entertainment. Or not, i tried alienating people best i could.

2026-02-14 03:26:09 UTC

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@nprofile…f95k We'll need a reference from that nail, procedure, you understand?

2026-02-14 03:22:22 UTC

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@nprofile…7q0n Nah, you just gotta sleep off your drug trip and answers will be there. More than you wanted.

2026-02-14 03:16:08 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Playing with the expectations of stuck up people is as close to life as one can get. Throw them an ambiguous comment from me, will you?

2026-02-14 03:13:00 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Neromancers perking up, no more digging required for a cold one

2026-02-14 02:13:35 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 The right level is faaar away from the established political world. Can't deal with what is there without saying "eeeby deby". FFS.
Hit me up, some non-smartphone (i do not have), non-pay solution should be available.
This is only the pre-collapse, we're doing fine!

2026-02-14 02:06:36 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 That's exactly what i am, i won't bite my mirror image. But i'm a bit tired, so sorry no talk right now. IT infrastructure is just too dumb to deal with it rn.

2026-02-13 23:25:02 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Yeah, face is good, if it's paper money. I just need there to be no strange conditions, like "make no political jokes", can't do that. Literally. If i don't let out the joke my body explodes.

2026-02-13 22:55:13 UTC

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@nprofile…ru4c @nprofile…eyh6 Throw yourself against a wall to confirm your beetledentity

2026-02-13 22:47:10 UTC

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@nprofile…qqsc Hm ja wird es ja, wie gewählt - was schade ist sind wir mitbetroffenen

2026-02-13 22:46:09 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Will the taw water flow to argentinia again? Maybe we should warn them about a flood?

2026-02-13 22:38:58 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Automatically. If we don't manage, fascism is inherently self-destructive. Safe bet.

2026-02-13 22:35:40 UTC

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@nprofile…5gxv I want a spaceballs-owned surveillance app.
Sorry for being silly, but society started it...

2026-02-13 22:33:46 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 That depends entirely on if people want to be stepped on, or at least accept it.
That was what you were thinking about, people accepting harm to themselves easily, right?

2026-02-13 22:31:55 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Ich hab gehört die RAF-Rentnerbetreuung hatte etwas zu wünschen übrig gelassen beim service...

2026-02-13 22:30:36 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Gerade heute hatten wir es davon. Ich meinte ich würde schon Schmerz den Arsch abwischen, gibt ja Klobürsten und Schlagbohrmaschinen. Aber ich wüsste nicht, wo anfangen. Meine Freundin hatte das Konzept sofort verstanden, "Er ist ja insgesamt ein Arschloch".

2026-02-13 22:22:50 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 The funny thing is, as rational and organized i might otherwise be, i am trying to quit social media and therefore am only on masto when i am drunk and my defenses against willy-nilly socializing go down.
Not exactly the best way to organize a meetup.
Mumble, as light suggested, might be nice. How many beers deep are you rn?

2026-02-13 22:20:03 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Haha, checking back to masto, and just recently green day has revealed the obvious, that they prefer money. Can i have some money, too?

2026-02-13 22:15:20 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 It would be progress, compared to "understand you are being harmed, be angry, go back to normal".
I still subscribe to the motto "no gods, no masters", but you did a hell of a job interpreting here.
Wanna take any bets if i reply to old toots and pull back or get weird again? :-)

2026-02-07 02:42:43 UTC

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@nprofile…3q9y Makes more sense to me. Still not fond of phones.

2026-02-07 02:16:50 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I thought about boosting, but that would put you in the spotlight without consent, so no. What i mean to say is "i wish i had more beer, since i like this person and i want to not take things seriously, which this person helps me to do"
next friday, gmt+1 20:00 weird thoughts, enough fuel, private channel?

2026-02-07 02:03:56 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I think it's structural, and not a new thing. Things just hit the fan, and we see more clearly that they are shit. Before, we had to smell, now it hits us in the face :-)
Rich people, parasite destroyers of humanity. Not new, but no longer hidden.
https://media.social.qoto.org/media_attachments/files/116/026/888/565/694/713/original/52523c447b021fd9.png

2026-02-07 01:35:11 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 But how to get them few nazis out of the influential positions? Or the non-nazis to actually say no, for once?

2026-02-07 01:19:51 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Du, das klingt für Deutsche die keine Nazis sind nicht schön. Wenn man hier was mag: besser sagen, was genau. Allgemein klingt zu sehr nach nationalstolz, das ist nicht gut.

2026-02-07 01:16:17 UTC

War ich eigentlich schon peinlich heut oder sollte ich noch nachlegen? Oder ist das egal, weil ich eh wieder komme?

2026-02-07 01:14:28 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Ich hoffe du findest deutsche, die es das wert machen :-)

2026-02-07 00:45:03 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Demented are go is a really good band, though.

2026-02-07 00:44:28 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j Hm yeah, i should probably listen to people obviously more sane than i am.

2026-02-07 00:40:44 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I would advise against learning german as it is a moronic, illogical language.
But maybe they all are, to better reflect their creators?
Anyways, in reality people learn english because most shit is in english. You know, the pyramids were too large, or they would be in the british museum?

2026-02-07 00:34:08 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I salute your enthusiasm 🍻
But i am confused: i have employed many, many metaphors in the last hour, but not here. In the last two replies, i was drunk maybe, but as straight forward as i ever was.
Do you think we could transform hostile, rich people to nice people by talking to them or what kind of metaphor did you think i was employing?
Not scolding or criticizing, just confused 🍻

2026-02-07 00:28:40 UTC

Futurama non-politically correct:
Just press any hindu deity, they all create, protect and transform!

2026-02-07 00:21:38 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 I try to take heart, you see?
https://media.social.qoto.org/media_attachments/files/116/026/486/815/544/022/original/192b5d1e5c464c56.png

2026-02-07 00:19:18 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Hey, i'm not part of the fandom anyways, i just heared that there were pretty wild parties before we became complacent and just accepted it all.
I would prefer cooperation to taxation, cannibalism or any other perversions. (channeling this particular part of peter sellers from dr. strangelove, you pervert!)

2026-02-07 00:13:05 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Lol, i think there was some unhinged fanfic that said just about the same thing. It featured eating bodies and drinking blood, i think?
As far as i heard, the fandom turned pretty toxic, though, beating each other to death. Nothing about the positive aspects anymore, emissions like donkeys, inflicting violence or getting high and such.

2026-02-07 00:09:01 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 If we really did, we would have beaten them (the rich, not the young) to death a long time ago.

2026-02-07 00:07:34 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Ah, just as i am. I never use it either, just exercise being tired or thinking that i don't want to think that much.
If we could just be drunk all the time and still be healthy, we would only have to beat the richards to death and could claim paradise.

2026-02-07 00:04:50 UTC

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@nprofile…hh4j I don't understand why only in effigy? Are US people afraid of doing anything real? Is it an environmental thing, as the original is too toxic?

2026-02-06 23:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Surprising, you never seemed drunk to me. Always very put together, i thought.

2026-02-06 23:54:08 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Merz? Der Ausländer? Ich verstehs nicht, warum kümmern sich die Leut denn um einen Auuusländer, so einen der uns die Zaaaahnarzttermine wegnimmt?

2026-02-06 23:52:26 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 I think it is very adorable that you think those steering this would care about young or any people, at all.

2026-02-06 23:50:45 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Is nich?

2026-02-06 23:49:16 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk *aktiviert gottschalk* wann kann ich den sommer endlich anfassen? Ungefragt?
*deaktiviert gottschalk*
Sorry, war keine gute Idee.

2026-02-06 23:43:13 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Ich war grad ein wenig verwirrt, weil mir unklar war ob da im Norden Blumen reden. Aber dann ist mir eingefallen ich war da mal in Urlaub und nein, es geht nur um irgendeinen Labersack mit wenig passendem Namen.

2026-02-06 23:40:29 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Hier ist dein Keks, geh an die Flak!
Heh, Kalkofe hat keinen Skandal :-)
CDU-Wähler brauchen keinen, die sind beschäftigt matschige Kekse essen.

2026-02-06 23:38:34 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 So cute. Awww. *cat stretch*

2026-02-06 23:37:20 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Bin ich froh, dass ich ne Frau bin. Ich hab gehört, Männer duschen mit dem Gesicht zur Dusche hin, also bin ich wohl keiner. Gerade noch mal Glück gehabt.
Hey wart mal, das ist doch der Kinderschänder, da? Duscht der eigentlich auch?

2026-02-06 23:34:14 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Man gibt sich mühe, aber mit menschen zu reden, ganz allgemein, das ist anstrengend. Man weist zurecht, wo man kann, aber man kann nicht so oft weil ganz oft ist das leben im weg?
Ich weiß nicht, ist das gut genug?

2026-02-06 23:09:32 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 It'll be known as the stupid age, following the stupid age, which came right behind the stupid age.

2026-02-06 23:08:34 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 But can they sustain it?

2026-02-06 23:08:00 UTC

https://media.social.qoto.org/media_attachments/files/116/026/197/598/604/971/original/db1a5426c14b6cae.png

2026-02-06 23:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Drollig, aber nicht stumpf.

2026-02-06 23:02:45 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Ist es Stefan Raab? Der braucht ja dringend wieder mal Öffentlichkeit, ist ja fast schon weg?

2026-02-06 23:01:12 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Ich hoff ja die haben keine, sonst müssten die ja auch wieder unter schlechten Eltern leiden...

2026-02-06 22:59:18 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Ja ist schon wieder Anne Frank? Ha na sowas.

2026-02-06 22:57:52 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Das ist echt eine schöne Beschreibung der Realität.
Was ich mir vorstelle ist eher was von Notwehr, aber du beschreibst den status quo wundervoll.

2026-02-06 22:54:34 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Are you winning, son?
Nah, but i have quality.

2026-02-06 22:53:41 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 I see you did not specify "winning"

2026-02-06 22:52:37 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Admit it, you saw it too. They are the same person!

2026-02-06 22:51:35 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Shit, Lex Luthor is going bad? What has the world come to!

2026-02-06 22:50:55 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Hey, fast wie bei Deutschland, bei Afghanistan.
Man könnte fast meinen, dass Nazis helfen keinen Nutzen bringt, nicht mal individuell.

2026-02-06 22:48:51 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 But. See. They are optimizing. Soon they will sprout feathers, clean up the plastic waste and save the poor without hurting the wealthy's claim to power!
Such a powerful and beautiful example of evolution.
Oops, nearly wrote "evilution", silly me!

2026-02-06 22:44:08 UTC

Right?
https://media.social.qoto.org/media_attachments/files/116/026/100/247/939/260/original/7249b8074e3681ed.png

2026-02-02 02:26:11 UTC

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@nprofile…u0ky Life is too short. If it was too long, it would be unbearable.

2026-02-02 02:17:44 UTC

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@nprofile…u0ky Why would you feel like not me? I'm pretty ok, i think?

2026-02-02 02:14:59 UTC

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@nprofile…f78x If the expected is suicide, maybe the unexpected holds promise.

2026-02-02 02:10:23 UTC

I hate being predictable.
That's it, no more content.

2026-02-02 01:13:39 UTC

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@nprofile…myvk Wenigstens haben wir nie ja gesagt, und du hast deinem Kind beigebracht nein zu sagen, hm?

2026-02-02 01:08:20 UTC

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@nprofile…eyh6 Idk, why wash? Is "clean" amongst the World Cultural Heritage? I sure don't want to be clean... ;-)

2026-01-31 03:18:14 UTC

@nprofile…z57y do you think jeff would fall for a call to do nazi stuff, it it would enable him to fling hateful words around?
Mostly, he seems to be rational, but do you think he is principled or rather steered by emotion? Or maybe topic-based, non-rational on matters of covid?

2026-01-31 02:30:31 UTC

The more i try to be clear, the more people come and tell me how i am not.
That would be great, exactly what i want. Only that i only go online when i am drunk, because i want to be not online, and my defenses get lowered when i drink.
So when the people i appreciate very much come to me, i am not in a state to properly adress them.
Hey, i have an idea: maybe i should not go onlne....
Haha, sounds like what humanity does. Conclusively, i am happy to also bumble around, just like the defective neurotypicals. Maybe i am even neurotypical, what i do seems pretty self-destructive, so fitting to what neurotypical means.
Neurotypical means defective. That is what i took away from what i heard.

2026-01-31 02:07:53 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum As long as my unregulated ass is sitting in front of a screen, feel free to push anything that may entertain you my way ^^

2026-01-31 01:54:33 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum Not sure if you're complaining or backing off - i am not a native speaker either :-)
In any case, everything is nice here. Except reality, ofc, too much fascism happening. But between us, everything is fine from my end.

2026-01-31 01:49:39 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum I agree.

2026-01-31 01:46:40 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum If i confused someone, then i absolutely succeeded :-)
If anyone would not accept the gender of anyone, they would be silly. I am ordering this movie to not be silly!
But there is no reason to be confused about me, i'm just drunk and silly. I like connecting to other humans, but since i am powerless to stop all the harm, i am banging around and am erratic. Just a thing to deal with the harm done by our environment.

2026-01-31 00:56:18 UTC

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@nprofile…u3ta Legal, illegal, scheissegal.

2026-01-31 00:25:38 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y I was positing the idea that people were choosing if they would be male, female or other as a sarcastic take. Because noone chooses this, and it is not a thing that could decide what kind of person someone is - my intention was to show how absurd sexism is.

2026-01-31 00:14:20 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y That all is the joke... people act like it was a choice. I think people that act like anyone had a choice and pushed people into a corner is a bully.

2026-01-31 00:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum Confused a bit: did you think i would question your choice?
How would it not be clear i am questioning the human decision to reverse the responsibility, the absurdity?
I am not criticizing, just being confused. Why would anyone not be ok with someone being who they are?

2026-01-30 23:54:08 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum I am surprised someone actually got a choice. I am happy for you, may your happiness flow freely.

2026-01-30 23:15:44 UTC

When you chose to be male, female or other, what were your intentions and reasons?

2026-01-30 22:04:22 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Staying away from humans seems to be the thing, huh? Hope you recover well :-)

2026-01-30 21:54:41 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Wait, you are saying killing humanity would make me more healthy? And future-proof?
I guess since i understand reason i cannot disagree?
Just struggling with the emotional part, lol :-)

2026-01-30 21:52:48 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 The duality of mastodon... nice people, nice busses, actual busses. And also humans, non-busses that aggrevate. It's nice we met again, i'm not online much anymore.