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2026-04-19 05:50:25 CEST

Minnesota is smoking Dallas 4-0, playing really well
Only first game of first round but they seem to have a lot of potential
Plus it would be amusing for Minnesota to win the Stanley Cup. There will be memes about controlling ICE etc etc

2026-04-15 20:38:47 CEST

so I fired up my local model (don't even need the big scary Claude Mythos super brain), told it to review this kernel commit as an expert code reviewer and to not trust anything and investigate the full impact of changes and it spotted the null pointer dereference
MEANWHILE the commit was signed-off by 3 kernel developers and "reviewed" by one other
Do we get to call this human slop? Is this acceptable? Is there any reason that we should believe that this code was actually reviewed or that the "Signed-off-by" has any real value?
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/b4/f0/cc/b4f0cc5a33c5ecf6da453b55307133e06a7e5ac391fbf3ad121c6f48c1e85de5.webp
#note19mp…yrsj

2026-04-15 08:55:26 CEST

What good is code review and "signed off by" for kernel commits if nobody ever actually reads the code? These are supposed be some of the best developers on the planet right?
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/stable/linux.git/commit/?h=linux-6.6.y&id=5a1e865e51063d6c56f673ec8ad4b6604321b455

2026-04-15 02:44:03 CEST

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I don't know for sure. I have some friends doing image generation on their own gear or private GPU clusters but don't know if it's fast enough to be truly usable etc

2026-04-15 02:31:03 CEST

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I just gave it a rather complex database schema of 37 tables in the form of a raw sql dump and told it to model it out, fully typed, write tests
it crunched through it, built out all my files/modules/structs, only used 20% of my total context to do it.
30 files changed, 3892 insertions(+)
total gamechanger. you don't need these big AI companies anymore at all. I think Qwen is pushing these models to *kill* the American AI companies lol

2026-04-15 02:25:52 CEST

my god... I'm running the Qwen 3.5-35B model on my 16GB card. How? better inference engines like I said, and models designed to use them.
With mixture of experts in this model I can offload those to CPU and only put the important stuff on the GPU. This leaves me with only 8GB used! Crank up my context to half a million, and it's still only using 10GB
I could crank up my context to 1 million or just run a bigger model yet.
And it works. And it's FAST. I'm getting better performance than I've ever had from Claude, OpenAI, or hosted Qwen.

2026-04-11 18:44:15 CEST

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can you even get LiFePO4 in 18650 format?
Just get lithium they're so cheap
I've got this thing which is really great
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/f6/9c/d9/f69cd97bbd017ac13207886a34123ff1f231b89aa313a0addbcc84b34935d39a.jpg
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6b/be/50/6bbe506d663eb3c45953dce94f5216496f933b3c2b8dc529884b0752328d5d87.jpg

2026-04-09 18:30:50 CEST

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the only thing that works is to orient the screens with the laptop screen not disabled, and then use xrandr to turn that display off
insanity

2026-04-09 18:28:47 CEST

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hit "apply", and it turns into this mess:
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/22/20/a9/2220a937aa631fab838432ac498031319e26a26f736623d127d5b1b6dfd0ab7d.webp

2026-04-09 18:27:28 CEST

this is the exact layout I want:
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/1e/af/ad/1eafad2e10e797d1e8cf32d9b82fd3e5e7958f27ded36478a8615c1e92bfd259.png

2026-04-07 18:28:39 CEST

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that baby is now on a terrorist watchlist though

2026-04-07 17:15:56 CEST

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the new ParadeDB implementation gets you the same accuracy as Elastic (both BM25) and it stays in Postgres and is super fast and lightweight
I'm running it on my 4GB ram 4 old cores server

2026-04-07 00:05:36 CEST

https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6c/5c/bd/6c5cbdbb1639635c8fa42531a717f31302d6d7fd220a76d601ab28efcae0f613.webp

2026-04-06 18:45:38 CEST

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> “Look at me! I wrote this story. Click on it!”
they want this *so* bad that Gargron even caved in and invented a Mastodon-specific link preview feature that "verifies" a linked blog post was written by the owner of the account
and they still won't use this platform haha
https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/10/mastodon-4.3/

2026-04-03 20:23:24 CEST

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look at this fucking thing. It is worthless. But it has flash storage, 224GB SSD that cost me $30. The computer itself cost me $50 on eBay.
I can get ~500MB/s reads and 35,000 IOPS on this underpowered turd
> sudo diskinfo -ti ada0
ada0
512 # sectorsize
240057409536 # mediasize in bytes (224G)
468862128 # mediasize in sectors
0 # stripesize
0 # stripeoffset
465141 # Cylinders according to firmware.
16 # Heads according to firmware.
63 # Sectors according to firmware.
WD Green M.2 2280 240GB # Disk descr.
24111Q800334 # Disk ident.
ahcich0 # Attachment
Yes # TRIM/UNMAP support
0 # Rotation rate in RPM
Not_Zoned # Zone Mode
Seek times:
Full stroke: 250 iter in 0.051117 sec = 0.204 msec
Half stroke: 250 iter in 0.077006 sec = 0.308 msec
Quarter stroke: 500 iter in 0.121437 sec = 0.243 msec
Short forward: 400 iter in 0.100602 sec = 0.252 msec
Short backward: 400 iter in 0.093022 sec = 0.233 msec
Seq outer: 2048 iter in 0.369685 sec = 0.181 msec
Seq inner: 2048 iter in 0.454619 sec = 0.222 msec
Transfer rates:
outside: 102400 kbytes in 0.213660 sec = 479266 kbytes/sec
middle: 102400 kbytes in 0.205639 sec = 497960 kbytes/sec
inside: 102400 kbytes in 0.221528 sec = 462244 kbytes/sec
Asynchronous random reads:
sectorsize: 105132 ops in 3.003777 sec = 35000 IOPS
4 kbytes: 102913 ops in 3.003295 sec = 34267 IOPS
32 kbytes: 33816 ops in 3.011817 sec = 11228 IOPS
128 kbytes: 7671 ops in 3.050182 sec = 2515 IOPS
1024 kbytes: 1668 ops in 3.249046 sec = 513 IOPS
ya'll gotta stop trying to run Pleroma on servers that have too shitty of IOPS to run a Postgres database. That's the core problem. They get the cheapest VPS on the planet that gives you 5 IOPS per minute and then complain that you can't have more than one user without it freezing
also please stop trying to subscribe to every relay on the fediverse to archive every post that ever existed. Pleroma was not meant for that.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/f3/dc/58/f3dc5858d14a3c2a27ab070afd658012b5770a8f697df936ea822709bece2fe0.webp
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ef/f8/44/eff8449e522cce055124c288b067eef6f669d7992d4c8100dc4c26e628e46288.webp
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/14/00/b3/1400b32e976fdad7bcfe6074115ac1499d29dc41756fc7cb99466c3591511c93.webp

2026-04-03 19:49:59 CEST

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i don't know man, i think you just talk a lot of shit for the fun of it while I keep running Pleroma without issues on a shitty 4 core 4GB RAM machine with less power than a lightbulb and never run into anything that prevents me from being able to use the network

2026-04-03 19:38:56 CEST

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twelve tests were wrong so we should just throw away the other 3000

2026-04-03 05:17:51 CEST

https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/8b/24/a6/8b24a64ba6440455af0e985fdf0529e45850d7bd365588185338062bbb3ffbd7.file

2026-04-02 22:28:40 CEST

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it was probably a test to see if he can keep his mouth shut

2026-04-02 22:25:54 CEST

> Matt Gaetz claims military once briefed him on alien breeding program involving humans when he was in office
> “I had someone come and brief me, who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication,” Gaetz said. “An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”
these people are insane

2026-03-28 01:29:13 CET

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and I think for that to work, you can't send anything to servers directly. It all has to go to some kind of global feed that everyone subscribes to
Then you can truly have a nomadic identity with no technical complications. Nobody has to know where their recipients are. They're just recipients.

2026-03-28 01:24:54 CET

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it only works if it's impossible for them to even know that a username is an address

2026-03-28 01:19:51 CET

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as long as your communication protocol is decoupled from the network/transit so it could come over any medium without the other end needing anything more than just access to the same communication medium you can be pretty safe from censorship
if your protocol can validate providence of the data and prove nobody's lying because of math, you can trust it
as long as users are decoupled from a specific server (probably because they directly control a private key), users can be nomadic
if anyone can join the network, you're permissionless and the decentralization is not just technical but also social
at this point you probably have the basis for a protocol that properly fits the definition of "decentralized"
the overhead of this limits the use cases today, but maybe some day we'll look at all of this like a simple operation

2026-03-27 22:18:38 CET

did anyone see there's a huge bounty on Trump's head? In Iran there's a website "killtrump.info" which isn't available outside the country. They've crowdfunded $28,000,000 last I saw
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/49/f4/88/49f48848c387df4eacf6b680d077bb38f2e98b2501e7fc39b94c67ff736bd23c.webp

2026-03-27 19:31:59 CET

his password was probably KA$H
#note1axv…esg7

2026-03-26 17:45:38 CET

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it is harder to find assets, period. Generating is easy, finding what fits your needs is hard. Someone's going to have to do the hard wok of making it easier to find assets available in the commons if they want them to be used instead of GenAI

2026-03-26 05:14:29 CET

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they're straight up fucking with us now. Saw these too
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/2b/98/d7/2b98d70c72a5c9523ac35b1c123d3cabbe50216e480dfe78fead82731e6398c0.webp

2026-03-26 05:07:14 CET

The Spicier Nacho has testosterone too
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ca/e4/ec/cae4ecd23ce14215d3fed2e12963007ce535f69786b47b25d83b36230c952427.file

2026-03-26 00:36:33 CET

why did they make it such a pain in the ass to block network traffic when running Docker?

2026-03-25 18:12:21 CET

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tbh it wouldn't have surprised me. and you probably should truncate at some point but I don't know at how many options. Do we have an upper limit in Pleroma? Can't remember heh

2026-03-25 18:10:21 CET

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I knew they couldn't make polls longer than 4 options, but they actually truncate the polls they receive? wild

2026-03-24 23:38:06 CET

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It got me too (saw it last night). I don't know where they got the 4 years from. Seems like a mistake by whoever wrote the script.
It also says in the book that he was worried about going insane on the trip back if he didn't do the induced coma and he wasn't sure if he wanted to risk it. And then he had to go rescue Rocky, so...

2026-03-24 23:35:27 CET

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> But at the end, the computer informs him that a journey home would cost over 4 years. Excuse me?
> I can't believe Andy Weir would sloppily suggest faster than light like that with, as I understand, a Newtonian drive (a really fancy rocket).
because he didn't. The book specifically says:
"I have no idea what kind of world I'll be returning to. Thirteen years have passed on Earth since I left, and they'll experience another thirteen before I get back."

2026-03-24 21:32:51 CET

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my friend's ex wife had a rad life sized tattoo that looked like she was getting a C-section and there was a demon baby in there

2026-03-24 02:17:53 CET

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Why do they keep making theater experiences the worst

2026-03-24 02:14:23 CET

Sitting in the theater waiting for Project Hail Mary to start and they've already shown two spoilers -- one was an ad for the Audible audiobook, the other an ad for Pepsi's Starry soda

2026-03-23 18:50:21 CET

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haha so that's what it was... here I thought you were referencing gobgp and made a typo

2026-03-23 18:46:21 CET

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I like your approach here. I am doing something similar (also with iBGP!) but didn't involve FIBs or pf; I wanted automatic failover at my firewall across multiple internet connections at home (fiber and backup 5G/LTE). Also my setup has the cloud VPS' static IP on my home VNET jail on a loopback -- I use arp proxy to make it routed over a Wireguard tunnel.
I may have to borrow some inspiration from yours to make it even better. I really don't like the mss clamping down to 1220 though, it's so wasteful... *sigh*
btw, you have "hobgp" in the article where it should be "gobgp"

2026-03-20 19:18:29 CET

> (ABC) - An urgent investigation is underway to determine how an F-35 stealth fighter jet, which costs roughly $100 million and is nearly invisible to radar, was struck during a combat mission.
>> I'll solve that: electro-optical/ infrared guided missiles, which Iran has been developing specific for the purpose of ambushing aircraft flying low through mountain passes so as to fly below any radar coverage. Shorter range than big radar missiles, but far less detectable.
NEATO!

2026-03-20 18:18:26 CET

Does anyone want to start a data broker company with me? I think if we go around to gun dealers in amenable red districts and buy their customer data and purchase history we can start contacting them and ask them how they like being in a database the government can access

2026-03-19 23:32:16 CET

Ok piggies here's some fresh slop you'll love to hate and hate to love
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/06/5b/63/065b63657c4b3024dfbc349dd96909384f959b353098fedf4452b61c8265a6fc.file

2026-03-19 20:56:37 CET

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what's the trick for changing the logo?

2026-03-19 04:31:40 CET

My wife and I have a St Patrick's Day tradition of yelling "I didn't kill my wife!" and responding "I don't care!"
(The Fugitive is a St Patrick's day movie obviously)

2026-03-18 20:38:28 CET

Based Shaq
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/9a/72/d1/9a72d133c6c8b9ff3c83c823b2efe12d0fe46dc4b36c2f1008867f081d541f13.file

2026-03-17 21:18:01 CET

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https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/7f/8c/61/7f8c61edddd73400866b57ac7dc9926d6426c8772533b456e63b1787123fb9cd.mp4

2026-03-17 20:49:47 CET

well that's neat, now we know how the pyramids were built and it wasn't with slave labor either

2026-03-12 22:12:30 CET

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?
So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.
I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.
I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.
That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.
So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
You fucking Pringle bastards.
The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.
Fucking Pringle bastards.
This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

2026-03-11 19:49:38 CET

what a name...
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/fc/6a/81/fc6a81c60cdf9c97c12ec981d645411d2042a318a1892dacd68c2d0db57b9737.webp

2026-03-11 18:59:43 CET

> Iran tells world to get ready for oil at $200 a barrel as it fires on merchant ships
uhoh

2026-03-10 23:44:47 CET

so what do you think it is that Israel has videos of him doing? Diapers, young boys, cross dressing??
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ea/06/77/ea0677344a4ee4e7872baec1dbf1326a42b5abca456f506156428cbe73aff6f1.webp

2026-03-09 01:14:14 CET

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I remember when suggesting this would make you an enemy of the entire fediverse and they'd organize blocks against you

2026-03-09 00:25:29 CET

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he never said whose parents
God is the Father after all and he hasn't written us in centuries

2026-03-08 18:39:41 CET

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Same energy
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ad/7a/bf/ad7abff6179b9fce0aa2b0d4117a61060e29ff1b5e1c9c8e94791f86c7da61b4.jpg

2026-03-08 18:33:41 CET

Read my lips: no new taxes
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ee/21/5d/ee215d64554cec5494cd11303dd997a033e2dbc443baf4b26eaeef0f3746f19c.jpg

2026-03-08 16:30:14 CET

Hey guys did you think computer parts were getting expensive? Wait until you realize Taiwan runs on LNG and TSMC couldn't operate without it
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/LNG-Shipping-Rates-Soar-650-to-300000-Per-Day.html

2026-03-08 16:23:27 CET

Uhohh
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6f/ce/0a/6fce0a4679ffe4c8df542e3beefbe7e684e6d2e67efb643086f5ca7ce162d115.jpg

2026-03-07 05:46:42 CET

It's "highly unlikely" anyone will invent a tool that will prove it is generating violations
#note179g…quvh

2026-03-05 22:26:44 CET

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well we used to tell people not to run .exe and .scr etc files on Windows or they'd get a trojan/virus.
A lot of what people do these days on MacOS/Linux is pretty damn close to running untrusted code/binaries

2026-03-05 22:12:16 CET

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> developers not working in an isolated environment (zone, vm, jail, etc) and letting their devtools access their whole laptop
they deserve it

2026-03-05 22:05:21 CET

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no, we're not screwed as they'll never make it illegal to host email and we have DeltaChat

2026-03-04 21:59:58 CET

Meshcore/Meshtastic has the same problem as Nostr
Once you get on there you find nobody wants to talk about anything except the technology itself. People just 24/7 yammering on about their mesh radios, it's an incredible circle jerk

2026-03-04 19:25:34 CET

is this slop?
--
How to Run Qwen 3.5 Locally
Now that you have the prerequisites in place, let’s walk through a step-by-step guide on how to use Qwen 3.5 locally:
1. Set up your local environment
To run Qwen3.5 locally, you need access to a powerful GPU machine. Since most laptops and desktop PCs do not have enough VRAM or memory to handle models of this size, we will use a cloud GPU virtual machine instead.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/da/85/2a/da852af855f4991a84f4b659871182344e3df8ae41c3e30e5cb5e0ecb452c26f.webp

2026-03-03 23:40:19 CET

Americans should be able to go to Israel and get free healthcare

2026-03-03 21:56:18 CET

So we're probably going to run out of the good missiles and shit and then China will be like "Sweet, now we have limited resistance to go after Taiwan" and they they'll do that
so then the USA will be like "oh shit we better start moving resources over there" and while we're distracted doing that, Putin will start fucking with the EU

2026-03-03 00:56:06 CET

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here it is in all its glory lol we shot ourselves in the dick years ago and forgot about it
https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/pleroma/pulls/7845/commits/82fc3a4c5609d0c93a8d03b6b9c49da7ce862edd

2026-03-03 00:12:12 CET

wow amazing I figured out how to fix Pleroma search. It's not perfect but it actually has results for many things that had no results before

2026-03-02 19:45:10 CET

OVER THE COMING YEARS HAHAHA
They're gonna keep us in a new war for the rest of Trump's presidency
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ef/09/64/ef0964ce8ba1b5aeff74cb3f79b622d01cca919786e993f0e4f59b959cde2bfa.file

2026-03-02 19:00:16 CET

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yeah but wasn't the "good engineering" part of Windows NT not even made at Microsoft?

2026-02-27 01:52:21 CET

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how did Block have 4000 employees anyway ?! what the heck

2026-02-26 21:28:00 CET

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because I don't have enough time
you realize we only have so many years on this earth, right? If I wanted to become in expert in everything that intrigues me I'll be dead before I finish
I also enjoy doing other things, like taking my dog on walks or reading books or playing videogames or having s*x with my wife
If I devoted 24/7 of my energy to these tasks I'd be an insufferable incel shitposter, but thanks to this amazing technology I'm just a regular shitposter

2026-02-26 21:23:05 CET

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what about other stuff I want like a web-controlled audiobook player that streams through mpd and icecast and automatically controls my Sonos speakers and after a set timeout stops the audiobook and plays a relaxing sleep sound for me all night?
Where's the open source solution to that?
oh wait there isn't so I've vibe coded my own solution and it fucking rocks
I have dozens of projects like this in the back of my head that I've always wanted but nobody made

2026-02-26 21:12:14 CET

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ok where are those free software people at and why aren't they building the shit for me that I want?
oh wait they're not slaves and we shouldn't treat them as such?????
also isn't your proprietary CPU making you anxious?

2026-02-26 21:07:41 CET

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the future is going to be whatever the hell you want it to be
but there are plenty of apps/tools that have never existed before because nobody thought it was a problem worth solving, or there isn't a good enough product-market-fit
now you can make custom tools pretty easily to solve almost any problem you have. I have a ton of things I've wished for but never had the time to build, and now I can have those things solved quite easily.
It's liberating.

2026-02-26 21:03:53 CET

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it builds its own tools. I had it develop custom things in node and python. The Markdown just tells it how to use the tools it built and what they're for.

2026-02-26 18:50:59 CET

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why is everyone trying to kill enthusiasm for making things by putting up these bullshit barriers? at least give me a magic debug switch to turn off the helicopter parenting by Mozilla HQ

2026-02-26 18:39:54 CET

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Beautiful, perfect.
Except what the fuck, Firefox won't let me have this extension permanently? It has to be submitted through the store???????????????

2026-02-26 18:39:11 CET

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https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/e5/95/fa/e595fae4ced5bc324c1a67719f884c975b28168839619d36fd1b6b8477a3165f.jpg
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2026-02-26 18:38:09 CET

One thing I miss from MacOS is the built-in dictionary everywhere; it was part of the OS.
Well, I mostly want to use it in a browser.
*look up Firefox browser extensions for dictionaries*
they are all useless.
I open Qwen, tell it what I want and which dictionary API that I want to use.
60 seconds later it's done. It works great.

2026-02-24 22:44:18 CET

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when the PQC and the Perfect Forward Secrecy implementations go live later this year there will be near zero excuses. You can't say it has inferior cryptography anymore. The new PFS implementation is kinda superior in some ways imho

2026-02-24 22:40:26 CET

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there already are both, though
Server stuff:
- relay deployed via cmdeploy by the project
- my relay implementation done with Chef
- a completely independent implementation written in Go forked off Maddy mail server
Client stuff:
- Arcanechat
- one for Ubuntu touch
- multiple TUI implementations
- python cmsend for cli message sending

2026-02-24 22:36:49 CET

Getting to be something like 150 known independently operated DeltaChat Chatmail servers up and running, federating just fine. Many are completely private.
Moxie said this wasn't possible or something, idk what he was on about probably tripping on too much salvia or something.
Anyway, look up the publicly documented Simplex servers on places like https://simplex-directory.asriyan.me/#/servers?filterStatus=true
Currently showing only 93 servers. Filter out Tor because it's blocked in a lot of places and you're down to about 40 servers
DeltaChat ecosystem keeps growing. Others seem to be stagnating.

2026-02-24 20:06:03 CET

@npub1hjv…drdr @npub134r…xq57 one of you should do this. vibe code a Pleroma Uploader backend that actually hosts the media on Discord lmaoooo
#note1d4a…uvns

2026-02-24 20:04:31 CET

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that's kind of a funny use case actually, make a bot at an API endpoint which just posts it to a private Discord server and then sends back the link?

2026-02-24 20:02:40 CET

yeah host your piracy community on Discord, good one guys :thumbsup:
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2026-02-24 18:06:18 CET

This guy is such a retard who has proven absolutely nothing
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2026-02-24 17:58:29 CET

Anthropic: Claude wrote a C compiler, amazing
Haters: I bet it sucks and it copied existing compilers
Chris Lattner, inventor of LLVM/Clang: actually it is impressive how advanced and modern it is, you can see how it borrowed some of the best concepts of GCC and Clang, but it's incomplete and needs work
Haters: I knew it wasn't original
Chris: how do you think I wrote Clang? I studied how GCC worked to learn how to write a compiler

2026-02-24 00:21:27 CET

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maybe black can crack a little, as a treat

2026-02-24 00:10:53 CET

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Calvin is whack yo

2026-02-23 07:27:46 CET

This is amazing. It's an AI recap of my blog post and has confused me with Brad Feld
https://www.webpronews.com/freebsd-15-and-the-new-bridge-how-one-engineers-network-overhaul-signals-a-quiet-shift-in-open-source-infrastructure/

2026-02-23 06:59:41 CET

Fedi: don't be afraid to ask your users for a dollar so you can eat ramen while you foot the bill for a server farm
Nostr: do you want to upgrade to the virgin or extra-virgin shitposting package?
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2026-02-21 17:25:16 CET

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Everybody used to be amazed by ringtones but now that everyone has a cell phone it has become a nuisance

2026-02-21 17:24:15 CET

Everybody used to be amazed by blank but now that everyone has blank it has become a nuisance

2026-02-21 00:02:41 CET

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> But remember that thanks to those regulations you can use a single USB-C cable that can charge anything
buddy there's like a dozen different USB-C cables with different capabilities and even devices with USB-C ports that can't be charged with normal USB-C cables+chargers unless it's a dumb USB-A on the other end which guarantees that it only uses 5v and no PD negotiation required
and then there's the devices where it actually matters if you actually plug the USB-C cable in "upside down" or not because not all devices have all the pins on both sides
don't build your enthusiasm up for the EU's over-regulation on a such a silly lie

2026-02-18 18:48:13 CET

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> neo-cortex
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2026-02-18 18:42:52 CET

Eyes are weird. I was just on a webpage which loaded and I instantly started scrolling down but something in my head said "wait did I just see the phrase 'military-grade security' somewhere?" and sure enough it was in the top corner which I only saw a flash of for a microsecond
but somehow I instantly recognized it

2026-02-16 21:03:10 CET

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is that the same as honorable or dishonorable?

2026-02-14 19:17:07 CET

So here's what I've learned in the last 6 months:
Posting on social media might get you some friends, but posting on a blog increases the chances people will read what you wrote. People are more likely to link to a blog than a social media post, and blogs are just better for long form writing.
logs currently show: Total: 44,853 hits
I've never had ~45,000 likes on a fedi post before and I doubt most people will ever have the reach to make that possible
#note1cxs…z5ph

2026-02-14 18:58:45 CET

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also, I'm really happy with how fast that WolfSSL guy responded to me in the issues. It was almost realtime, was great. But he just couldn't get it through his head that this was a serious RFC compliance issue and not a "baby doesn't know how to hold it right" issue

2026-02-14 18:56:22 CET

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something like that
my favorites so far are:
- he opened a bug and forgot about it for HOW MANY DAYS OMGGGGG
wow some of us have lives and don't read Github emails because we don't give a shit about Github
- why did he bother them about haproxy/elixir?
because that's the PoC you morons. WolfSSL has a drop-in compatible OpenSSL API. I dropped it in. Shit broke. That's what this is about. If I knew how to reproduce it in C I'd have done so.
- why doesn't he just open a new bug like the WolfSSL guy asked?
maybe because that's not my goddamn job and the maintainer wasn't taking this RFC compliance issue seriously when it should have been a all-hands-on-deck response so they could fix it and immediately cut a new release before more broken WolfSSL's are in the wild?
also instead of complaining that I didn't open a new issue (what for? he wanted to "discuss" their middlebox implementation? there's nothing to discuss, just fucking comply to the RFC), how about one of these smug HN commenters open the issue themselves?

2026-02-13 01:58:25 CET

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they can swap his face, i've seen the movie