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2026-09-09 01:41:50 CEST

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Oh shit I'm sure you're right. I hate it.

2026-09-08 22:41:33 CEST

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Who leaked my firewall configs?

2026-09-08 22:32:58 CEST

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You have to add an s to the end of it. That's how you know it's secure.

2026-09-08 22:01:20 CEST

How is there a .dot TLD but no .slash TLD this is bullshit.

2026-09-02 20:17:35 CEST

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Get naughty 🫦

2026-09-02 16:01:22 CEST

"Just use a password manager."
https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/cve-2026-84699
> Team Password Manager before 14.184.308 fails to enforce authentication requirements in the local account password reset flow. Unauthenticated attackers can reset local account passwords and authenticate as those users to gain unauthorized access.

2026-08-29 05:32:41 CEST

Hating Flock without hating Axon is like hating Cloudflare without hating Vercel it just doesn't make sense.

2026-08-27 22:20:45 CEST

Three perfect 10s in ServiceNow? 🥳
https://support.servicenow.com/kb?id=kb_article_view&sysparm_article=KB3152242

2026-08-27 20:05:51 CEST

As a compromise to the regime, I am willing to name a Washington State lake after their dear leader:
https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=15/47.99060/-122.17252

2026-08-27 00:04:44 CEST

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Five nines of edging is inadvisable.

2026-08-26 15:35:32 CEST

executives submitting firewall requests
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/162/067/779/517/422/original/ae869f292254dcca.mp4

2026-08-26 14:36:04 CEST

Ubiquiti published 21 sev:CRIT vulns, 3 of which are perfect 10s. They really are trying to keep up with the commercial network vendors. Those are some Cisco numbers right there.
https://community.ui.com/releases/Security-Advisory-Bulletin-067/fc4a3488-7c43-4628-8bab-f715e96dbfc9

2026-08-25 23:26:44 CEST

hacking on mushrooms
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/158/259/387/120/076/original/724dc74f1c229aa4.png

2026-08-25 23:01:41 CEST

Feds: Super sophisticated computer hacking hackers hacked all the utilities!
The actual attackers:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/158/155/999/415/220/original/67eea48d0504183d.mp4

2026-08-25 06:00:53 CEST

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:guillotine: :catte:

2026-08-24 21:56:30 CEST

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Have I been missing out by not watching Star Trek?

2026-08-24 21:51:20 CEST

RE: https://mas.to/@RikerGoogling/117152217300677453
I know it's a shitpost but is it widely known what he was talking about?
And no, it wasn't the COVID vaccine.
#note17ny…ttf4

2026-08-24 15:12:18 CEST

When you criminals you have heard of torrent things, which do you use?

2026-08-23 01:41:22 CEST

You know what? I've never seen @npub189a…r5yz, [@nullpo](https://masto.hackers.town/@nullpo ), @npub1vtx…e7wk, @npub1t9q…r0p6, or @npub1wrk…rnl8 in the same place at the same time as each other.#
:brdThink:

2026-08-23 01:31:15 CEST

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It'll happen once things go wide scale kinetic.

2026-08-22 19:03:06 CEST

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I don't think it can because I don't think we'll ever see robots with that level of "intelligence." Maybe more like the Sentinels in the X-Men movies? IDK, I haven't seen them in a really long time.

2026-08-21 15:52:28 CEST

INFOSEC: Your security is bad and you should feel bad.
Also INFOSEC: We can secure you by simply increasing your exposed attack surface. But at least you get better visibility into the dumpster fire.

2026-08-20 18:52:42 CEST

I haven't seen a demon core thread for a bit. Today seems like a good day for people to update their demon core meme folders. What do you lovely critters have for each other?
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/128/870/992/982/879/original/5e1193b7aa0a528e.png

2026-08-20 15:55:29 CEST

I did not realize people still linked to some of the blocklists in my blog so I didn't expect anyone to notice when I took it down to rebuild. Sorry if I impacted anything you were using.
If you want to recreate the Spamhaus DROP list or the GAYINT Naughty ASN block list on your own, here is an easy way to do so:
https://blog.gayint.org/asnsToPrefixes.html

2026-08-18 19:12:49 CEST

Slop jockeys complaining about slop.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/117/621/867/525/789/original/38dfbc8a5927c90f.mp4

2026-08-18 17:16:52 CEST

Watching all the slop code go to prod and fail for the multi-billion dollar companies makes me really excited to participate in society with airplanes and cars and buildings that are engineered by slop jockeys.

2026-08-18 16:37:38 CEST

> AI has changed how we browse. Full stop.#
WE'VE FUCKING NOTICED.https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/firefox-exa-partnership/

2026-08-17 16:30:02 CEST

:dumpster_fire_gif: :blobcatpopcorn: :dumpster_fire_gif:
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/climate-lab/controversial-snoqualmie-battery-project-hits-a-snag/
> The project, known as Cascadia Ridge Resiliency Energy Storage, has faced intense local backlash since March, when a community meeting in Snoqualmie ended with Jupiter’s lead developer walking out to boos from the crowd.

2026-08-14 21:58:25 CEST

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Wait, that took an unintentional homoerotic turn.

2026-08-14 21:35:44 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@perfect10_bot/117095470066438063
I still love when advisories call potential attackers "miscreants." I need to use that word more.
#note10f7…zmaf

2026-08-13 17:43:17 CEST

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It's so bad. If only there were some sort of oversight. Maybe at a federal level. :brdThink:

2026-08-13 17:29:52 CEST

> That's right - send your request to port 1978 instead of 443, and you skip authentication entirely.
https://www.saiflow.com/blog/from-unauthenticated-api-to-grid-risk-a-hybrid-inverter-vulnerability-explained
I'm so fucking tired.

2026-08-12 23:44:52 CEST

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What do you mean "unholy"? The cloaca is literally a hole.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/084/721/717/867/026/original/ea2d805b6f038359.jpeg

2026-08-12 18:52:51 CEST

Fortinet published their advisories today. This auth bypass is interesting because it doesn't have their typical "thank you for being a dork and disclosing this to us instead of publishing it for the people" line in it, but is also doesn't say it's EITW. I assume it's because it's a config thing rather than a typical vuln but IDK, might be worth poking at.
https://fortiguard.fortinet.com/psirt/FG-IR-26-160

2026-08-12 06:05:15 CEST

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I can't keep up with the euphemisms, my bad.

2026-08-11 17:35:12 CEST

inb4 the wifi pineapple nerd was an attempted targeted attack on a specific passenger

2026-08-11 15:22:55 CEST

Enjoy those vibes, nerds.
https://blog.mozilla.org/security/2026/08/10/updated-gpg-key-for-signing-firefox-and-thunderbird-releases/
> Today, we moved to a new GPG signing subkey used to sign certain Firefox and Thunderbird artifacts (namely Linux tarballs, RPM packages, checksums files) after an unencrypted copy of the previous subkey was inadvertently committed to a private GitHub repository.

2026-08-10 17:10:07 CEST

CISA: Super sophisticated attackers from *checks notes on GOP's current boogeyman* Iran are hacking our water systems.
The actual attackers:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/071/839/735/243/585/original/f54a5fa862d9a454.jpg

2026-08-07 21:28:32 CEST

Many issues can be solved without violence.
However...
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/055/868/256/093/449/original/0a0f7f502233551b.jpg

2026-08-07 20:52:59 CEST

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For realsies or more memes?

2026-08-07 20:50:01 CEST

Catte
Ass
Trophy
cc: @npub1q6v…3ksl
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/055/719/744/742/634/original/b6d119b73b30891f.mp4

2026-08-07 19:27:40 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117055397036503989
You can't spell "Fediverse" without "Fed"...
oh no

2026-08-07 19:26:04 CEST

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i got u
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/055/392/494/471/463/original/6b80cff2b49aa6ab.png

2026-08-07 17:49:02 CEST

Now that the Summer hype cycle is in full swing, I am proud to announce the GAYINT solution to all these scary systems breaking containment.
This magic box will protect you from all the crime on the Internet.
IPO coming soon.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/055/007/776/624/177/original/9c8d62816c8cff94.jpg

2026-08-07 02:18:22 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@darfplatypus/117034357632037317
Heathens
#note1a0z…2sz9

2026-08-06 19:44:22 CEST

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Just need to update: https://toot.fedilab.app/@apps/117049410288433142

2026-08-05 23:20:05 CEST

RE: https://en.osm.town/@theorangetheme/117044833090995176
Please don't do this. Not only do I not want to know what is on your personal device, I don't trust corporate shit to not infect you any more than I trust the other way around.
#note157k…t55l

2026-08-05 17:08:10 CEST

pentest consulting
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/043/524/020/627/668/original/144c63a460be16e3.mp4

2026-08-05 16:29:32 CEST

Still the most infuriating error message I've come across.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/043/372/038/851/113/original/26b9fc379a950b20.png

2026-08-04 23:21:29 CEST

[@da_667](https://infosec.exchange/@da_667 ) I don't remember why I made this but I just found it looking for something else and it made me laugh.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/039/325/411/306/729/original/158801ea791378fa.mp4

2026-08-04 22:31:22 CEST

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2026-08-04 20:45:11 CEST

I like to make fun of the French but they really do have some good cutlery.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/038/710/409/432/313/original/cdd05e732056145b.jpg

2026-08-04 19:47:37 CEST

*A Christmas Carol* by Charles Dickens is a PSYOP trying to convince us that rich people can be rehabilitated.

2026-08-04 02:45:45 CEST

Mastodon feature request: A special cringe notification for when you accidentally like your own toot.

2026-08-03 23:25:45 CEST

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Nothin. Just fishin.

2026-08-03 23:21:21 CEST

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If you never take the bait you will never be the master of it.

2026-08-03 23:16:16 CEST

It's 2026 and people in America still can't toss a salad without getting a stomach bug. Cleanliness is next to godliness, people. SMDH.

2026-08-03 22:17:13 CEST

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https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/115697392136120988
#note17g5…za7y

2026-08-03 18:50:22 CEST

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The National Parks and the beginnings of the FDA ( The American Experience episode on The Poison Squad was also awesome ) were such huge wins for everyone except the super rich. But at least the super rich then were spending money to build libraries and shit instead of trying to win the race to the end of the world.

2026-08-03 17:39:02 CEST

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:neocat_bonk:

2026-08-03 16:57:46 CEST

> See the Impact and Value of Your Intelligence Program
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/032/157/133/738/380/original/1d5d6bfd7b13697c.mp4

2026-08-03 05:20:44 CEST

Free as in speech or free as in beer?
Free as in mustache rides.

2026-07-31 22:47:50 CEST

I'm not working today so I don't want to really get into it, but for those of you who haven't worked directly in water / wastewater OT environments, they are more varied and unique than any other industry I've ever seen. And that's not a bad thing. But it does mean that the general INFOSEC absolutist thought leader theoretical bullshit applies even less there than anywhere else.

2026-07-31 04:26:51 CEST

OT security was mostly solved by engineers before IT and business nerds got involved and did nothing but expand the attack surface and introduce known vulnerabilities and failure modes.

2026-07-31 02:43:12 CEST

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No one has ever proven that any of those were me. :brdAngel:

2026-07-31 02:35:36 CEST

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Thanks for the peanuts. :brdHyper:

2026-07-31 02:32:08 CEST

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STOP WHISTLING INTO THE PHONE, CRIMINAL.

2026-07-30 22:06:16 CEST

RE: https://masto.deoan.org/@neurovagrant/117010395998443347
Please use this button to report all cringe, regardless of whether it's AI.

2026-07-30 01:31:19 CEST

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I bet Claude could pilot them better than people anyway.
*ducks*

2026-07-29 23:32:13 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/117005391644502554
*bong rip*
so hear me out...#
QUANTUM DRONES
#note1cyx…zysy

2026-07-29 04:18:07 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/116995198155154554
You fucking cowards.
#note1rpd…3gan

2026-07-28 17:48:12 CEST

OH: I have an idea. Let's go find a bench. Sit for a while. And talk about dogs.

2026-07-28 04:39:22 CEST

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It's not enjoyable, at least not to me. I've already learned that the hard way a few times. But I'll take a prickly prick over a burny eye any day.

2026-07-24 17:45:43 CEST

🖼
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/975/722/701/923/419/original/b6d09f49b67bedeb.png

2026-07-23 20:52:29 CEST

Someone should bully the tech bros into taking a sub designed by their gen-AI shit and visit the Titanic. Prove to us that they can engineer as well as a human engineer. If they are successful, then maybe they are worth considering for use in production environments.

2026-07-22 22:54:25 CEST

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Oh you are in for a treat, my friend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimothy_(raccoon)
https://trending.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-jimothy-and-why-is-he-everywhere-online-seattles-viral-raccoon-and-his-memes-explained

2026-07-22 22:40:55 CEST

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lmfao

2026-07-22 17:38:14 CEST

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Automation != Autonomy

2026-07-22 15:47:25 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@patrickcmiller/116963915911110345
Computers don't "act on their own." That's a statement by someone who either doesn't understand how their shit works, is trying to deny responsibility, or likely in this case, both.
#note1r73…4m5r

2026-07-22 15:28:27 CEST

Please stop trying to give AI agents autonomy. That whole idea is an attempt to deflect responsibility from the corpos to an entity that cannot be held responsible. They are computer programs, doing what they were programmed to do.

2026-07-22 00:32:10 CEST

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IDK. I'm on mobile right now. And not entirely sober.

2026-07-21 18:54:40 CEST

Hold up. There was a perfect 10 in WordPress Core the other day and I have heard nothing about anyone popping the White House website. That seems... huh.

2026-07-20 20:26:50 CEST

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Sausages, tacos, and freshly tossed salad means there's something for everyone. :catte:

2026-07-20 05:04:18 CEST

Siri how long is 19 cm in freedom units?

2026-07-20 03:51:42 CEST

How tf are we on the 6th generation of the Glock 19 and they're still not dishwasher safe? Have you people even been filling out the comment cards? SMDH.

2026-07-19 17:38:33 CEST

Tor but instead of the .onion TLD it's .tired and we can all hang out without all the tech bro madness.

2026-07-18 01:41:57 CEST

Some nerd elsewhere: cR0w, you shouldn't laugh at and blame orgs that get hacked. That's victim shaming.
Me: LOL. If an org's business model benefits from them passing everything off to AI as a show of their confidence in their own grift, then fuck them. LMAO.

2026-07-17 23:23:27 CEST

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Because of what passes for "AI" these days is three if statements in a trenchcoat with VC funding and impossible promises and no accountability.

2026-07-16 05:12:03 CEST

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Specifically the Northwestern Crow. :heart_cyber:

2026-07-15 19:34:29 CEST

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Oh cool! You got your DHCP app updated.

2026-07-14 22:04:30 CEST

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I asked about this in another thread with someone else but never saw an answer: Do you know if a MV3 extension would be able to toggle that automatically to keep it on life support?

2026-07-14 19:44:27 CEST

https://git.projectnightcrawler.dev/NightmareEclipse/LegacyHive
> The PoC requires another standard user credentials and a third username (which can be an administrator account), if the PoC is successful, it will end up mounting the target user hive in current user classes root.
> The PoC was stripped down as an attempt to prevent public exploitation, the original PoC did not require additional user credential and was not limited to usrclass.dat hive, any hive could be loaded using this vulnerability but you would need some brain cells to make the PoC do it.

2026-07-14 19:17:34 CEST

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Do you have a reference for it being EITW? I don't see that in the advisory. But thanks for the heads-up anyway.

2026-07-14 18:47:04 CEST

:neofox_drake_dislike: : sending your vulns to [email protected]
:neofox_drake_like: : sending your vulns to @cR0w

2026-07-14 15:44:04 CEST

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I get where you're coming from but my hatred comes from the fact that some of them are kept "in business" entirely by offering services to known IABs and ransomware operators. The amount of shit they throw at critical infrastructure is why I'm cool with shutting shit down.

2026-07-14 15:04:49 CEST

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*starts dialing the Italian embassy*

2026-07-14 04:27:51 CEST

You know how there are weird tricks with computer stuff that you think everyone knows but they don't? I live learning and teaching new things like those when they come up.
Today's was the carat substitution in bash. It probably works in other shells too but IDK, I'm too old to learn a new shell.
The way it works is fairly similar to the / in sed or similar. You can use them to run the previous command but with a string substitution.
For example, let's say I entered this command: dig A cascadiacrow.org
When it fails to resolve, I realize it was a .com domain. Rather than retyping the command, or hitting the up arrow to change the previous command, you could do this: ^org^com^
And it would run: dig A cascadiacrow.com
Kind of cool with those one liners you spend way too much time on and find a typo.
Anyway, I used it and someone thought it was magic so if it's new to you too, happy Monday.

2026-07-13 17:11:03 CEST

Worst Marvel knock-off ever.
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2026-07-13 15:53:52 CEST

If there are still people around you who think AI can find and fix all the vulns, start sending them the dozens ( hundreds? ) of daily CVEs in slop-coded production AI systems.

2026-07-10 23:13:36 CEST

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They're bad about hiding sponcon but I give them credit for making an effort to not post sponcon on fedi. They've done it in the past on accident and quickly fixed their process when called out.