mewtwo the corn farmer

The engineering consultant firm i work for got sold today and rolled up in a private equity deal. The whole company had to sell their esop shares market value. Luckily I only own bitcoin. My coworkers venting to the wrong guy. Ive had 7 w2 jobs in 6 years. I dont care if they sell it again, then again. I am here for the sats until I dont need to be brotherin.

2025-08-11 16:41:31 CEST

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Gigantor if Tues

2025-08-09 23:48:29 CEST

I like a room temp sparkling water.
Real big dog water drinkers will understand

2025-08-09 14:59:24 CEST

If you slam hotel doors before 6am, youre a piece of shit who had a bad childhood.

2025-08-06 17:28:31 CEST

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Big if Tue

2025-08-05 18:01:28 CEST

Bitcoin is dead!
Sold it all for long bonds

2025-08-04 19:53:33 CEST

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Wooop wooooop

2025-07-29 22:48:20 CEST

That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
That natural state of the world is deflation.
@nprofile…2c7y

2025-07-29 20:26:59 CEST

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Perhaps

2025-07-28 22:32:27 CEST

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Bitcoin is for heterosexuals

2025-07-22 17:46:56 CEST

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Poopy farts!

2025-07-21 17:44:52 CEST

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Needs to be fucking burned to the ground

2025-07-18 21:08:48 CEST

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Tesla is a software company

2025-07-18 16:06:17 CEST

Code is speech
1st amendment money

2025-07-17 22:20:14 CEST

https://youtu.be/OqyOXyqtIfI?feature=shared

2025-07-17 21:51:46 CEST

The best memes end up on nostr
Go fuck yourself a lil

2025-07-16 18:54:32 CEST

Oh...
...hello

2025-07-15 01:57:45 CEST

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYsmYCyUA6juOcg0iaRhJjl59n90gWdvk&feature=shared

2025-07-10 20:41:36 CEST

Open water bitcoin @nprofile…f670

2025-07-09 23:48:03 CEST

#asknostr
My company revealed their earnings from 2024.
The company grew 19% but the ESOP share price only increased 15% due to EOY discretionary bonus and creating new shares for new ESOP participants.
I now own a smaller percentage of a larger company.
Do I ask the VP for the cap table?
The share distribution seems like securities fraud to me. Especially because nobody in the meeting realizes they are being debased.
Do I poke around or leave it alone?
#asknostr

2025-07-08 05:22:45 CEST

BITCOIN DISPROVES LAST THURSDAYISM

2025-07-08 02:33:56 CEST

Permission to goon?

2025-07-07 07:39:47 CEST

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Abu

2025-07-04 15:52:40 CEST

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Pepper moth

2025-07-03 04:19:31 CEST

I dont feel content
But I love where I am right now

2025-07-02 23:20:09 CEST

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Pls ser wat is answer

2025-07-02 17:01:01 CEST

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Agreed lots of 'wasted' data. get it? Poo

2025-06-30 17:51:20 CEST

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Even better I lease a brand new Ford Ranger for around $700 a month and rent it on turo. Gross around $4.5k a month and I just take the free bus system to work. Free sats

2025-06-30 16:06:49 CEST

GM
Finding Dory is fucking stressful movie

2025-06-16 16:34:37 CEST

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If they are drooling and eating less and crying more give them frozen things for the mouth to gnaw on itll calm them down quick. Cheers Mr node

2025-06-11 07:10:45 CEST

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Tri tip and gfy

2025-06-11 06:11:45 CEST

Gonna lean into spiraling out if control

2025-06-10 19:03:42 CEST

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Still a chance ☝️🤓

2025-06-09 21:51:00 CEST

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Its an equation, not an age, yall

2025-06-09 17:48:54 CEST

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Lol

2025-06-08 01:33:59 CEST

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I forget what I had for dinner yesterday!

2025-06-07 23:40:37 CEST

What is the best way to cross borders with bitcoin in cold storage? #asknostr

2025-06-07 18:18:40 CEST

GM nostr

2025-06-07 18:12:56 CEST

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Yet

2025-06-07 04:50:32 CEST

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2025-06-07 04:39:51 CEST

In case you didn't know, humans are spiritual beings that live inside a spiritual existence. Everything you see in front of you is your brains' interpretation of a flipped and mirrored collection of energized material of a specific frequency range.
Don't overthink it. Just enjoy it, homie.
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2025-06-07 04:18:58 CEST

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I believe it. I am bricked

2025-06-06 05:21:57 CEST

Changing one single cog in a gigantic global monetary system of gears from red to blue every 4 years doesn't change the overall systems trajectory or mechanics.
You cannot vote your way out of a debt spiral that has crossed the event horizon. Nobody is coming to save you.
GN

2025-06-06 05:16:00 CEST

Elon and Trump beef is fake. Elon is going to tell Americans to buy bitcoin in spite of Trumps bill. Takes the heat off trumps admin.

2025-06-06 05:12:32 CEST

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Eulers Disk!

2025-06-05 21:30:33 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/82dcd030361305a702e5991e4e3aaf0edd217b5ca60d3fbbebab879ca1b943ef.jpg

2025-06-04 21:39:26 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/ea05da84d2f0ab6f3a18cba2d8296d790fba934b1ba002370b8954fdb69164c3.jpg

2025-06-03 21:59:04 CEST

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2025-06-03 20:44:20 CEST

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1 corn

2025-06-03 20:39:48 CEST

10m sats will be $10m in about 10 years.

2025-06-02 21:27:26 CEST

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Whata the main difference from tallow?

2025-06-01 22:09:30 CEST

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2025-05-31 21:51:53 CEST

Glittery https://video.nostr.build/4b0dca7ac406ae531171d5c8b5f455c017442649744915580e5c1f5499ec922d.mp4

2025-05-31 21:14:25 CEST

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Days turn to months

2025-05-31 06:32:24 CEST

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Shambala

2025-05-31 04:51:35 CEST

Mega vibes https://image.nostr.build/da94deb3407ec9f2ca4516a06284532de99a59901cdadd023226ec9beacc8e87.jpg

2025-05-30 17:29:00 CEST

GM
https://image.nostr.build/2eb77758ee1a9449ee361e405ae28e2120bdf3fc002f9a65dec4cfa5f7c8aa91.jpg

2025-05-29 06:22:51 CEST

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Its over

2025-05-29 06:17:54 CEST

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Not incorrect

2025-05-29 04:17:14 CEST

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Ayo

2025-05-29 03:32:08 CEST

Not a fucking chance that coinbase doesn't blow up.

2025-05-29 02:10:34 CEST

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Oh....h8

2025-05-28 19:21:36 CEST

Im so profoundly sick of being solicited to in my life that when I want to listen to a podcast I'll gladly pay you to not make me hear you shill a damn thing.
Vf4 is inevitable and ads today are puke fiat

2025-05-28 16:26:15 CEST

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🫡

2025-05-28 16:14:43 CEST

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Pretty true 👍

2025-05-28 16:13:19 CEST

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Godspeed homie!

2025-05-28 16:13:00 CEST

Over 80% of all the dollars in existence are from 2020-present.

2025-05-28 14:35:44 CEST

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They have no one to sell their $1m houses to

2025-05-28 04:13:58 CEST

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Underrated to the maximum.
Found out all the native plant yard planners just use native growing 'weeds' with intention. Doesn't die either.

2025-05-25 15:30:45 CEST

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Mexico would like a word.

2025-05-15 19:08:16 CEST

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What is the single greatest influence that made Laser who you are today.

2025-05-03 18:25:41 CEST

GM people of nostr.
1st farmers market of the season today.
Picked up ribeyes and tallow soap.

2025-04-10 00:15:20 CEST

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Right. My uncle is a police officer. I don't like cops. I love my uncle, he needs a job too like anyone. Luckily my uncle has read the constitution.
I believe if people knew what you do they'd feel the same.

2025-04-10 00:12:10 CEST

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Everyone makes a choice.

2025-03-29 19:07:55 CET

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Big if true

2025-03-21 14:25:42 CET

GM https://image.nostr.build/f7a2944a8a9306b5d19a169f378875f46e9ac24afb6c56f21dd0acb624be0cce.jpg

2025-03-19 19:12:51 CET

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I knew a mentally unstable person who was a hoarder, but wealthy from generational farm land. He collected farm equipment, cars, fridges, lawn mowers (hundreds) in Montana. Was an amazing sight.

2025-03-14 14:38:05 CET

GM https://image.nostr.build/c27b17ba7266979eb093461b1af05fc85bec947083f05eb21e5a71984f5d2dcc.jpg

2025-03-07 17:55:08 CET

GM https://image.nostr.build/4bed690c8ad7539145124a39bea51e16eca76a2d846deb8e3ed677e112cff1b2.jpg

2025-03-06 18:13:43 CET

GM https://image.nostr.build/5b7c4a8185982bab3dbc0fc00a54819998239569595cc171f8998b8b70073e70.jpg

2025-03-03 23:11:00 CET

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2025-03-02 00:41:00 CET

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2025-02-27 20:45:55 CET

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2025-02-17 15:15:03 CET

Everything's price is trending to zero bitcoin and infinity dollars.