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Ditto is 5 months old, Armada is about 1 month old, and everything beyond is within the umbrella of a year or so.
I'm very happy with the things that our team has put out into the world during this time. Fortune has favored me heavily to work with such talented and motivated people.
Now, let's continue to seize this moment. Onward, friends. :trillian-party-hat:

2026-07-27 05:23:25 UTC

Behold!
https://blossom.ditto.pub/3b5ab66f9618007cf70c76000ea3b98a36d51edef4fa415b5e0b4d97f23e7dc6.png

2026-07-27 05:18:28 UTC

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This is how you unlock ultra rare blobbis.

2026-07-27 05:14:11 UTC

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Dark City ruled.

2026-07-27 05:08:40 UTC

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Here is the list if you're curious.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/28de1a7964d9700f6293adcd3f5cc0514048109fd22b4e1a2d0171420b269a63.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/24050de8471f79bc51ad91e845a3514379d290908dacf68fa6a1e215832c5f75.png
Feel free to (or have an agent) read through the source here:
https://gitworkshop.dev/[email protected]/armada

2026-07-27 05:02:15 UTC

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Yes. :trillian-smoking:

2026-07-26 18:24:12 UTC

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This is perfect, thank you!

2026-07-26 11:44:23 UTC

Getting jump-scared by my own ngit comments appearing in Ditto. :trillian-eek:

2026-07-25 21:52:21 UTC

Dignified.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/eda570c342693a5a634215f263514c2992701b094ef8ee17644f3bddc4126055.jpeg

2026-07-25 20:16:12 UTC

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:OO:

2026-07-25 19:39:42 UTC

Nostr as Terry Davis envisioned it.
#nevent1q…92ug

2026-07-25 19:39:21 UTC

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:gamecube:

2026-07-25 16:46:21 UTC

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I've moved on to ketchup just to be safe.

2026-07-24 20:10:07 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
https://blossom.primal.net/fb1c9e41b6e8e700b15e1953882ddd192b29d9111559a1e3be6fb1a992ed0e8d.jpg
#nevent1q…4p20

2026-07-24 19:50:18 UTC

Out here on Route 15 trying to catch a Ditto.

2026-07-24 18:52:54 UTC

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Server powercycled, one moment. A good note to make this an offline webapp a la Shakespeare though.

2026-07-24 18:19:37 UTC

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If I recall from when we investigated prior, it's because the site is publishing shop listings as "long-form content" (kind 30023) in an unorthodox format.
The easiest fix would be updating the site to instead publish shop listings as NIP-99 marketplace events, which seems to be closer to what they are anyway - https://nostrhub.io/nip/99
I think this is something that could be quickly prompted and tested using current models and Shakespeare, but let me know if you have any questions. Hopefully that helps!

2026-07-24 18:13:53 UTC

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Always bet on @npub1ye5…knpr . :trillian-cat:

2026-07-24 01:58:48 UTC

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Could you provide a screen recording of the bug? If we can replicate it, we can most certainly fix it.

2026-07-23 18:52:17 UTC

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If you say ditto three times, sometimes something magical will happen.

2026-07-22 19:39:13 UTC

We've been using ngit/grasp and ngit-ci for Armada, and I plan to move more projects over in short order:
https://gitworkshop.dev/[email protected]/git.shakespeare.diy/armada
He's done an amazing job getting tooling and infrastructure to its current state. Give it a try!
#nevent1q…2c6n

2026-07-22 05:22:27 UTC

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In a sense! This would be like having a group chat with multiple Shakespeares available to you and your colleagues to collaborate on projects. The other key difference is this is using nostr-based git to host code instead of GitHub.
This workflow is similar to what we've already been doing with AI agents on our team, and is especially similar to how we've been using them in our in-development chat client, Armada.

2026-07-20 13:11:25 UTC

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For The Frog The Bell Tolls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSer-WueLjs

2026-07-20 13:10:48 UTC

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For The For The Bell Tolls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSer-WueLjs

2026-07-19 16:27:36 UTC

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I forgot about testing NIP-04 with kidney stone updates. :bigsteppin:

2026-07-19 16:23:50 UTC

Dun dun.
https://blossom.primal.net/1e1a38519b76db1e76d5f78de2ed70f53a9dd273a7a3045829691346765cfb91.jpg

2026-07-19 00:43:50 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

2026-07-18 17:15:44 UTC

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We have letters in Ditto, but we're working on https://armada.buzz if you're interested.
https://armada.buzz/invite/naddr1qvzqqqyzz5pzqqhllgzkurfdwaf4hjggdjtcvppqa6ugj3pfspeq0jtjh3drgqjmqqqqgzqqq9#BAACAwRysYEIcGnu4mENv5J-RHBc

2026-07-18 17:10:21 UTC

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Meanwhile in Houston.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/7d37d880e9900b0a3ebfa40674124123cfe2026803171c7ae1bf802bd86f92fc.png

2026-07-18 16:22:58 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO7OwIhfBjE

2026-07-18 14:57:04 UTC

Good morning.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/ce31e836486719d2eba634be64354acd8264eadd839c98afa5f1a5a65a838821.jpeg

2026-07-17 20:34:39 UTC

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(Pardon the redraft.)
I'd second this sentiment. All I require is a CI that produces artifacts on a predictable trigger (push or tag), and ngit-ci has provided exactly that for me.
It's not too much more complex or difficult compared to other CI configurations I've had to work with in the past. If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @npub15qy…yejr for his work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci
https://blossom.ditto.pub/8e6faa30186545004cf06c27c8aa9be6e4d1ad07ec0e41af62ab1b8dbd2ba7c2.png

2026-07-17 20:30:35 UTC

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'd second this sentiment. All I care about is being able to execute predictable actions within containers whenever a trigger (push or tag) happens. In that regard, ngit-ci facilitates exactly what I need; it's not too much more complex or difficult than any other CI configuration I've had to work with.
If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @DanConwayDev for his work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci

2026-07-17 20:29:15 UTC

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I'd second this sentiment. All I care about is being able to execute predictable actions within containers whenever a trigger (push or tag) happens. In that regard, ngit-ci facilitates exactly what I need; it's not too much more complex or difficult than any other CI configuration I've had to work with.
If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @npub15qy…yejr for this work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci

2026-07-17 18:27:08 UTC

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:trillian-eek:

2026-07-17 15:34:52 UTC

What a kawaii morning.

2026-07-16 23:31:37 UTC

Posting from Din.

2026-07-16 13:00:25 UTC

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Howdy! Could you try this one and see if it gets through?
https://armada.buzz/invite/naddr1qvzqqqyzz5pzqqhllgzkurfdwaf4hjggdjtcvppqa6ugj3pfspeq0jtjh3drgqjmqqqqgzqqq9#BAACAwRysYEIcGnu4mENv5J-RHBc

2026-07-15 14:07:31 UTC

I like going to Panera Bread because their interior is frozen in a pre-2010's aesthetic.

2026-07-15 06:00:50 UTC

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The extort is always the cherry on top for this one.

2026-07-15 05:53:30 UTC

Very cool idea, @npub1q3s…d26p.
#nevent1q…7wrk

2026-07-13 15:27:04 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/8810a2deed9e114809354df9f0dc69ac336ab964568022e79a429ce4c1b78b0e.gif

2026-07-10 13:39:01 UTC

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Just getting started. :trillian-sunglasses:

2026-07-08 11:40:24 UTC

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Ahh, indeed that repo was/is locked down for a moment. However, this one is just too good to pass up - it shall be implemented.

2026-07-05 22:28:54 UTC

Remember, remember, the fifth of Julember.

2026-07-04 22:54:27 UTC

https://blossom.dreamith.to/cb89714d296f1d9569400087ebea7e755255b3ed99789545e3112704dd04690a.jpeg

2026-07-04 21:12:53 UTC

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What phone do you use - or at least the rough "specs" of it? Not required, but it would help with replicating issues; I have a few older Android devices I'll try testing with in any case.
Also, what kind of slowness are you experiencing - slow page loads, lagginess during interactions (scrolling, replying, etc)?

2026-07-04 21:01:18 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/0GJ-XEcYLfcAAAAC/wongwingchun58.gif

2026-07-04 20:53:49 UTC

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This rules so much.

2026-07-04 20:45:07 UTC

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Are you seeing reactions to replies or comments in this scenario? I just pushed a change to include those as well, otherwise I was unable to replicate the behavior described. :trillian-smoking:

2026-07-04 02:03:13 UTC

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What things would you like to see people compete for?

2026-07-04 02:01:07 UTC

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I see! WiFi or mobile? Which app for signing?
I've been using Amber for the Ditto APK, and I'm currently replying using a bunker login. I can investigate, but being able to replicate the failure scenario will help narrow down any potential cause. In any case, I'll see if I can find a way to replicate this scenario.

2026-07-04 01:28:04 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/bd98bb8472b6f835f58e334883c7eac6066fea284e2c63c38e052685d02c0c4b.gif

2026-07-04 01:19:38 UTC

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The apk release is behind in Zapstore - bumping it now. Webapp is live, might need to hard refresh to see it!

2026-07-04 01:18:59 UTC

The next most interesting request for Ditto shall be implemented. What is your wish? :ditto_pkmn:

2026-07-04 00:56:43 UTC

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What would you like to see there?

2026-07-04 00:55:24 UTC

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Ah, like a "Learn More" link or something akin to that for the client https://treasures.to. Speaking of, I now have a new UI and filters for these listings on the map!
https://blossom.ditto.pub/3bb8055979930322d071d747256a57cfa030c8a5b877f4a95751613d96a17671.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/c64a64e2e88ac67692f55950d102aaed6d73cf683a724cc390eb6adf37fee4a0.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/6be83325be61a86e6b3daa726de7f3396eb1cd6f78f3e6afcc788880a066d5a3.png

2026-07-04 00:44:59 UTC

Happy birthday, @npub1q3s…d26p! 🎂🎉
https://blossom.ditto.pub/bb553431f1a6898e811f698831e50c04fdb521dbe8e0a252aa3dc51a4c77791e.png

2026-07-03 22:56:25 UTC

Wish granted, @npub1cn6…wt8a !
https://blossom.ditto.pub/5377c0fe5686af8e46f52178efd49c7b1302c7ffd69260b0b90a20d0d5022b48.png
#naddr1qv…cc8a

2026-07-03 22:47:30 UTC

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Here's our one simple trick:
https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto/-/blob/main/src/hooks/useCuratedDittoFeed.ts?ref_type=heads#L53-91

2026-07-03 19:47:51 UTC

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Good feedback, I'll see if we can make that situation a little nicer. 🍀

2026-07-03 19:44:45 UTC

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Ah yes! I followed up with one of your compatriots, but I plan to update the map to highlight these (hopefully today) and allow for filtering by their client - thank you again for the update there!
Any chance you'd be interested in noting Treasures (https://treasures.to) for the general NIP-GC/NIP-CC listings?

2026-07-03 19:36:51 UTC

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Anything holding you back, friend?

2026-07-03 11:39:43 UTC

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This is a false-positive trigger (bug) that came from a set of recent changes, fixing now. Thank you for reporting!

2026-07-03 09:49:12 UTC

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Would this grant your wish?
https://blossom.dreamith.to/ca5c6cfc9519ff1c789fb6610e1f2208e9cdcd63db24b5410e3f354651ffaebd.png

2026-07-03 01:10:50 UTC

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🫥

2026-07-03 00:05:06 UTC

It's official! Punxsutawney Phil has formally earned the rank of Nostr Expert. Please join us to congratulate Punxsutawney Phil on his achievement.
We look forward to his continued contributions to the Nostr ecosystem.
https://blossom.dreamith.to/cc13ae8b4c2a98dd5154714abb6b629208b949bc9bef06b870d436252ee177c9.png

2026-07-02 15:01:28 UTC

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That's not a bad idea, honestly. For a while, I kept having this thought about an "anti-Ditto" client that is essentially a clean minimalist kind 1 feed.

2026-07-02 15:00:05 UTC

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I dig that, too!

2026-07-02 13:56:42 UTC

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That was the original codename for Ditto 2.0, crazily enough. https://mew.shakespeare.wtf
I fully support it. :trillian-cat:

2026-07-02 13:33:18 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/a5bd7fd31668bea3449e8d4f5d8d446b2dde9eb1d16f2937aa1e861496394b12.png

2026-07-02 12:21:24 UTC

"GM"
https://media.tenor.com/O5as23V0QaMAAAAC/baby-sun-teletubbies.gif

2026-07-02 05:28:01 UTC

Magic Cursor mode might be the most elusive easter egg/feature on Ditto.

2026-07-01 18:26:07 UTC

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Now we do!
blossom:fd86cf88609162d71a30ef1a38ddc527a6255a6dc3a2d906bca536e4b568fcc6.png?xs=blossom.dreamith.to

2026-06-30 13:28:30 UTC

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You're the strongest part of that glue, friend.

2026-06-29 08:52:54 UTC

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The current blocker was on the event structure and client tags, but it sounds like that might have been remedied. 🤞

2026-06-28 21:29:00 UTC

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An app default based on the top contributors in the GitHub NIPs repo. Who would you like to see in this list?
https://blossom.ditto.pub/978e80c3506e714d7068b54225ffcb558801976dc805e422be135eb630c24cec.png

2026-06-28 12:23:42 UTC

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https://birdstar.app

2026-06-28 12:22:32 UTC

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So mote it be!
https://blossom.dreamith.to/7787b4b8f52332bb72d87abfc69c32438a091f9c94856c24e1a1426cb341d127.png
https://ditto.pub/.well-known/nostr.json
(You'll need to change your username to [email protected] in your settings for it to take effect.)

2026-06-28 11:56:46 UTC

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Based on this event, it is likely that this note either explicitly or implicitly tagged your public key (npub1lgrh3swvh0p0tck7l6ryks9h52pycxupy3jwxachmxc8kywh68hshv57k2 // fa0778c1ccbbc2f5e2defe864b40b7a2824c1b812464e37717d9b07b11d7d1ef).
If the event has a "p" tag that references your key, then it is possible for it to pop up in your notifications even if the content of the event doesn't explicitly mention you.
If you're curious, you can click the "..." menu on this event, and click "View Event JSON" to see the full data of it - including that elusive "p" tag.
That being said, if you want to filter out this type of noise, you can set your notifications to only trigger via people you follow here - https://ditto.pub/settings/notifications
Hope that helps! :trillian-party-hat:

2026-06-28 09:24:16 UTC

I only like to make things that make my wife smile. Everything else is collateral.

2026-06-28 03:10:22 UTC

I'm deprecating all chat clients in favor of two cans and a string.

2026-06-28 02:21:26 UTC

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Based. :ditto_pkmn:

2026-06-28 01:51:28 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/wTQvswr6mhcAAAAC/spoiler-alert-spoiler.gif

2026-06-27 19:18:45 UTC

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Channeling the spirit of Alex... I see it now...!
https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto/-/blob/main/NIP.md?ref_type=heads#kind-36767-theme-definition
https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto/-/blob/main/NIP.md?ref_type=heads#kind-16767-active-profile-theme
(External publish pending.)

2026-06-27 04:03:27 UTC

Gitaroo Man ruled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EDr2a_S9yk

2026-06-25 08:59:49 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/jNURRppBLewAAAAC/dew-it-galactic-republic.gif

2026-06-25 03:08:34 UTC

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Indeed. tl;dr updating blossom + having a domain with "https://" in the config resulted in a bad time. Hopefully we're back to having a good time.

2026-06-24 00:49:38 UTC

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Very cool.

2026-06-20 23:47:27 UTC

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Greetings there!
It currently uses this crawler service to try to pull in external events - https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto-crawler
Also, a great suggestion! I've gone forth and implemented this behavior. The profile load attempts to find your relay list, and then will query further from there.
For the moment, I've mirrored all of your listings to our relays. Hopefully that helps!

2026-06-20 04:26:37 UTC

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@npub1e6t…gqft Blobbi lord... save us! 🙌

2026-06-19 19:37:51 UTC

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Very nice!!

2026-06-19 19:26:14 UTC

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ありがとう！Thank you! :trillian-smile:

2026-06-19 04:27:09 UTC

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Well, there's always this one!
https://blossom.dreamith.to/2596e7ecfc14bc6601c915373b80cebdc062dfb7001ffd50b49e9a5210f49cbc.png
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/ditto-extension/fbiegkepanmjielbemkhieckmlckiagi
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ditto-extension/

2026-06-19 04:00:11 UTC

My daily reading from https://nostrdamus.me #nostrdamus #daily
• Past: The Devil (Reversed) - Your past is marked by a time of addiction and restriction. You may have been a slave to your desires, leading to a sense of being trapped. It is important to break free from your chains.
• Present: Temperance (Reversed) - In the present, you are at risk of being too extreme in your behavior. It is time to find a sense of moderation and to avoid excess. Don't let your passions get the best of you.
• Future: Death (Reversed) - The future holds a warning against being too resistant to change. It is important to be adaptable and to go with the flow. Don't let your fear of the unknown keep you from finding happiness.
#past_the_devil_reversed #present_temperance_reversed #future_death_reversed
https://blossom.primal.net/3615e38e228b0b671169d9a64d6191b0e759629f31e04241540acb056b4188ac.png

2026-06-18 23:11:24 UTC

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Can I get a hit of that?
https://media.tenor.com/b2x0jXsXTdAAAAAC/you-got.gif