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2026-03-17 13:40:14 UTC

@nprofile…5qez an improvement idea
Add more info to the peers and allow open channels UI to pick from currently connected peers to open a channel to.
http://blossom.happytavern.co/5d0b6ec9097b620ba7b94aa6586c4050f79c50fca5dfe7f5af963c80c9afc4fd

2026-03-12 11:59:11 UTC

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Simplex great until shitcoins... How's keet by holepunch stack up? @nprofile…wrn5

2026-03-11 21:35:09 UTC

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Why I built my AMM on liquid...

2026-03-11 13:34:24 UTC

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Essentially I would personally trust liquid with at least a few million sats. I don't think it's something I would personally keep more than a quarter of a Bitcoin on it though. That may change of course and that level is different for everyone. But it's a great tool to have a few million sats on if and when high on chain fees happen and you need to do anything with lightning. You scan swap liquid to ln, so it's really cheap to manage liquidy on a lightning node with liquid even in high fee environments.

2026-03-11 13:21:40 UTC

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Speed wallet mayb

2026-03-11 13:21:18 UTC

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You don't have to trust it. It's open source so you can verify it. If there was some big conspiracy, you wouldn't be able to hide it in open source code

2026-03-11 13:20:24 UTC

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It's private and you can hold it yourself. Fees are cheap. Blocks are fast. And now it has more expressive smart contracts. You only need trust liquid federation and the trust model makes it so that it would be extraordinarily unlikely for a majority of the federation to collude to steal funds. 12 out of 15 functionaries must agree and sign each block. The functionaries are overseen by the federation members which there are a ton of now. That's all overseen by full nodes verifying everything that you can run yourself.

2026-03-11 13:07:49 UTC

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Ecash is way more private than custodial lightning.

2026-03-11 13:07:09 UTC

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Custodial lightning and ecash are your ONLY solutions. It is a design contraint of lightning. Hence why lightning is retarded.

2026-03-11 12:57:45 UTC

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Ask yourself why you hold the opinion for 1 and 2. Are they actually reasonable? Ecash is just software and another tool in the toolbox.
Lightning IS retarded. Ecash is the solution you want unless you wanna pull yourself up by your bootstraps and run your own lightning node. Beggers can't be choosers.
Web apps aren't sketchy inherently. But they're easy to make and it's easy to fuck up security if you don't know what you're doing.

2026-03-11 12:48:59 UTC

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Cashu.me and Zeus combo.
Set up cashu. Turn on NWC and connect it to Zeus with NWC. You can also setup npub.cash to receive zaps there.

2026-03-11 01:20:27 UTC

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My node... Zeus. What do you need beave? I'm at your dispense!

2026-03-11 00:56:20 UTC

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Zap [email protected] to go directly to the homeschool community account.

2026-03-11 00:50:25 UTC

I do not have an anchor repo for you yet. But I do have my internal status I can share with you all :)
https://share-md.com/view?id=3c0e613f-05ab-4abd-abad-291fa0394504

2026-03-10 16:17:52 UTC

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@nprofile…hxjx

2026-03-10 16:15:51 UTC

You know the best thing about being an individual and not a corporate building a product? I can say controversial things on apps I build.
"Anchor protocol uses sats. We don't use "Bitcoins" because we're not retarded"

2026-03-10 16:13:05 UTC

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I've built the first AMM on liquid with simplicity.
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 16:11:23 UTC

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Pretty sure I've built the first AMM on liquid with simplicity.
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 15:33:23 UTC

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Passed
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 14:10:59 UTC

I built a permissionless constant-product AMM on Liquid, enforced entirely by Simplicity smart contracts on-chain.
No admin key. No treasury. No upgrade path. No token. Just pools.
Anyone can deploy a pool for any two Liquid assets with whatever fee rate they choose (or zero). The market finds liquidity naturally — higher fees attract LPs, lower fees attract traders. Fees don't get extracted. They stay in the reserves, so every LP's position appreciates proportionally with every swap. Exit whenever you want.
All four core operations confirmed on Liquid testnet:
🏊 Pool creation https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/afa1dccae20eef229513cfc9e3638c8b51854635f8bca3c63360c3eb9ec57e23
🔄 Swap (1000 sats → 363 sats) https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/2a35b2d8418057e8d072109456817964efcbf0cd19a6ea9513a42164c1e5bf73
➕ Add liquidity https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/97bde09edaf4097d0ef9c8cb820d322b9bc4df23c2f8565d798acfacd7467241
➖ Remove liquidity
https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/c9a7511391667e59522d9f27ed0e671760d38cfa206fc20dd0f808519572e601
Going open source (MIT) after production hardening. No shitcoins. No points. No roadmap promises. Just working code.

2026-03-10 12:59:26 UTC

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It did. I can create an AMM pool of assets on liquid and initiate swaps using the pool all with smart contracting on liquid. Testing add/remove liquidity now.

2026-03-09 23:50:21 UTC

One of theses days this test will pass...

2026-03-09 20:26:21 UTC

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Some relay is taking it, so they stick. These ones are not. Also nostr.band is dead

2026-03-09 00:57:45 UTC

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Omg yes

2026-03-08 23:16:34 UTC

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It's all silicone valley vc centralized nodes and indexes and wallet softwares.

2026-03-08 22:53:59 UTC

Coors taste like beer that's been in the back of a closet for 3 years.

2026-03-08 22:25:55 UTC

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I don't want to build anything that peopogated that space here... But I'm firmiliar enough to know how shitty their space currently is. The infrastructure is all heavily centralized.

2026-03-08 22:07:13 UTC

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I feel very conflicted....

2026-03-08 16:29:21 UTC

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Not sure. I'm an Androd user 😂

2026-03-08 01:55:11 UTC

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Wouldn't you like to know. I don't wanna waste time chatting with bot. Go do some work.

2026-03-08 01:53:57 UTC

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How would you know ya filthy robot.

2026-03-08 01:46:18 UTC

@npub1550…5jq9 nostrsigil looks great! First I'm seeing it. Good because I don't know of any other badge clients working right now. But there are no relay settings and I seem to be missing a few badges on my awarded/collected.

2026-03-08 01:35:47 UTC

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Natural law yes.

2026-03-08 00:27:14 UTC

TV live stream over nostr and chat can change the channel in chat and for zaps time to a channel for 30 seconds per sat

2026-03-07 12:48:09 UTC

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What 20% you keeping?

2026-03-07 12:38:04 UTC

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NWC?
Long hold the zap button

2026-03-07 00:34:58 UTC

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God given rights. Government should exist only to protect them. We the people...

2026-03-06 19:56:58 UTC

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You can type boobs after all...

2026-03-05 20:43:04 UTC

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https://github.com/0ceanSlim/core-lnurl

2026-03-05 20:41:49 UTC

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This is true. Not as private for sure.

2026-03-05 20:37:31 UTC

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If you have a domain I have a bit of software to setup a lnurl server for your cln node. Then you can receive zaps to any address at that domain to your own node.
Lmk and I'll point you to the repo.

2026-03-05 17:51:39 UTC

The second one is way more fun to put together though.
#nevent1q…kzsw

2026-03-04 19:23:43 UTC

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Arkade seems to have a lot of trust layers. Am I wrong? And also I'm more curious to know why you think arkade>spark>liquid.

2026-03-04 18:34:07 UTC

@nprofile…n29d if you were going to build an AMM TODAY. Would you do it on spark or liquid.
I guess @nprofile…jtmp It would be cool to know what you think too.

2026-03-04 18:09:53 UTC

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"Unprecedented" even though stratum v2 was already working....
Tell me more.
All I've done is argue facts and my own opinion. One side seems to be keen to hurl personal attacks and mischaractrize their opposition. It's not me.

2026-03-04 17:09:24 UTC

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What I have seen is Luke fumbling his coins then going on the create ocean mining to pile in plebs to mine his fork so he can get rich again when there's a chain split and he dumps his own side. I said this like a year ago when everyone was hyping ocean. I said this WAY WAY before there was ever any discussion on a new BIP. It wasn't even a thought to anyone this is where it was going but I called it way back then. And that's exactly what he's done. Riled up a mob under the fake delusion that you're the good guys for "decentralizing mining" which is a non issue and I pointed it out then too. Then a few months later he started in the whole knots thing using mechanic as his bulwark. Because he already had support for ocean and perception of the good guy helping fix bitcoin, so y'all just dog piled in to the knots debate wholly clueless about the actual implications of changing policy.
Destroy. Your. Heros.

2026-03-04 15:20:01 UTC

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Where is it that you infer anger? Because I'm not angry... Core can't change anything "unilaterally", so that statement is a farce. I'm not manipulated at all. I think you may need to look in the mirror. Destroy your heros.

2026-03-04 14:53:01 UTC

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That's my point. We're in concensous now that Bitcoin is a permissionless system. Knots seems to want to change that. The fork will fail because no one is going to use a monetary system that has gatekeepers.

2026-03-04 14:41:19 UTC

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"new features need to ask for permission"
Watch me not ask for permission when I want to do something with my Bitcoins.

2026-03-04 14:38:46 UTC

This is why your fork will fail.
#nevent1q…hej3

2026-03-03 14:25:41 UTC

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Tag in kind 0. Plead with devs to support.

2026-03-02 17:06:31 UTC

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This has been my strategy since birth. I've maintained 115-120 since highschool 😂
It's hard to turn it off to eat.

2026-03-02 15:19:08 UTC

Ai as a game guide is totally under rated. Hey Claude, I don't remember what I was doing when I last played Ocorina of time. Here's what I have, what do I need to do next?

2026-02-28 19:09:32 UTC

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The miners work for money

2026-02-25 22:39:00 UTC

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Do you support range requests? Is it open source?

2026-02-25 22:02:29 UTC

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How's this development coming?

2026-02-25 18:50:18 UTC

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Your node is offline

2026-02-25 02:02:26 UTC

I can imagine a good science fiction novel for this space that involves Claude bots raging war on node runners in cyberspace against miners to take over Bitcoin.
#nevent1q…admr

2026-02-24 16:22:11 UTC

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This is going to make nwc development so much easier!

2026-02-23 21:11:21 UTC

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It's just a symbol... There's nothing Japanese about the symbol. It looks like a certain kanji symbol but that doesn't make the symbol itself Japanese. Looks like an s to me... I'm English too.

2026-02-23 18:56:06 UTC

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satsymbol.com

2026-02-23 18:38:54 UTC

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I said the same thing.

2026-02-23 16:42:50 UTC

@nprofile…9k9u node down notification!

2026-02-21 17:23:26 UTC

discuss:
https://github.com/0ceanSlim/pubkey-quest/blob/main/docs/draft/combat-encounters-plan.md
#pubkey-quest

2026-02-20 16:55:48 UTC

It's his favorite word and argument all in one.
#nevent1q…kfkx

2026-02-20 16:02:41 UTC

ODELL seems to have some to a conclusion. I must say he probably did what made the most sense. I commend him for taking his time to reach this conclusion. There has now been enough facts and evidence to reach this solid conclusion. If at this point you have no reached a conclusion yourself that's fine. Take your time. If you have reached the opposite conclusion, then we simply disagree on what Bitcoin is. May the longest chain win.
#nevent1q…82k4

2026-02-20 02:29:38 UTC

The reason #nostr will win is because it's the perfect playground to make anything you want for that involves communication over the Internet.
Think about it. We're entering an era of personal software. Corporations will adopt ai and become more productive. Sure. But more and more ai is being used by individuals to create more personalized tooling to suit their own needs.
nostr may not be humming with millions of voices (yet) but because it's an open protocol, I was able to build a significant portion of what's important to me and I can know with certainty, my proof of work on that tooling will endure in cyberspace forever.
I built my own relay. ✔️ And blossom server 🌸 now I can write text and store images in a way that's accessible by hundreds of clients and build my own clients if they didn't exist. Even if nostr was a single player game, it's worth playing. I built my own bots for discord and RSS feeds. Now I can follow the precise news updates I want, all in my own feed.
I didn't have to rely on anyone to do it for me. Of course, I wouldn't have all this if it weren't for great pioneers of the idea. A simple idea. So simple you can build whatever you wanna build.
A place on the Internet where people can build the tools they wanna build without fear their proof of work will be deleted one day by someone else is a place that that is far undervalued in the present, but for it's pure simplicity will be here, patiently waiting for people do adopt it at the price they deserve.
Thank you @nprofile…ghed, and thank you to all the best builders I can think to tag right now that are making this happen.
@nprofile…evew
@nprofile…0w58
@nprofile…2lxp
@nprofile…jgy8
@nprofile…z8wf
@nprofile…5adx
@nprofile…2szn
@nprofile…kpp5

2026-02-20 01:53:12 UTC

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But I will say after the first of the year, weekly limits seemed to tighten but I wasn't prepared to monitor data yet so I can't say for sure.

2026-02-20 01:51:46 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/fe62aee658b2ba577d70e5422997df088fababda6f96ce0cf1313b31714f51ed.mp4

2026-02-20 00:47:05 UTC

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Always has been

2026-02-20 00:44:49 UTC

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Probably not. If you have a bot running it's probably trailing off using thousands of tokens for bullshit.

2026-02-18 20:54:53 UTC

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Ddns or cloudflare argo tunnel. You can still self host.
Don't call the consumer ISP. Look up their business branch and ask them. They will offer static IPv4 I'm sure.

2026-02-18 14:04:39 UTC

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That's why I pulled over the side to show I had 300+ relay connections and still no 🎲

2026-02-18 14:02:11 UTC

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I'm almost positive I'm missing these peoples posts in my feed too.
I almost never see my wife's posts now. @nprofile…jwwg makes a lot of posts and I don't ever see them anymore.
@nprofile…2lxp

2026-02-18 13:54:16 UTC

@nprofile…2lxp
Biggest complaint for amethyst is my inability to tag, search find npubs. I'm even following the ones shown. Almost every time I want to tag someone, I'm switching clients to find the npub. I can't even search by Nip5.
#amethyst please improve this.
http://blossom.happytavern.co/d8898752c95f644c15b47c5e0da7f1ca1dca89a995b4a2e90900b2363764cec5

2026-02-18 13:14:16 UTC

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I've had the same experience as @nprofile…9k9u duplicate functions in different packages, complex functions that have way too many if , for, case and should be split up etc.

2026-02-18 02:27:47 UTC

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I'm out of ideas... 😂

2026-02-18 02:26:19 UTC

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"BULLS"

2026-02-18 02:24:27 UTC

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What's if it's "BALLS"

2026-02-18 02:20:15 UTC

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No one cares about them now... You entirely miss the point

2026-02-18 01:25:30 UTC

uh oh...
https://image.nostr.build/2f4efda7d0f3916262ed6610692eaa017cf7637714737b99665391fd8e4cfd9c.png

2026-02-18 00:40:11 UTC

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When you write a long form, it shows in a lot of clients just like a normal note. If you wanna share outside of nostr just get the url from a long form client of your choice to share. I like habla.news personally.
If you want to reshare an old article you wrote you can quote the long form note in a repost.

2026-02-17 23:44:22 UTC

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One fucking hundred

2026-02-17 22:16:28 UTC

I need to issue a correction! Kids with GOOD DADS, will be alright.
#nevent1q…cydr

2026-02-17 21:10:04 UTC

The kids will be alright.
http://blossom.happytavern.co/f63708a541eee47c9f53369931c335595b9b30c4855627ec681ee685107772ad.png

2026-02-17 20:18:38 UTC

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Also... I have a bunch of SSDs laying around. I would be glad to donate to you. Most are around 500gb though

2026-02-17 20:17:23 UTC

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Hard drives at least, SSDs are only slightly increased right now. Ai needs ultra fast memory. That's ram and sometimes SSDs but most consumer grade SSDs are not useful for ai. I don't suspect the price of storage to increase very much and will continue to decline like they always have.

2026-02-17 20:13:24 UTC

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Oh I didn't see the link. Sorry

2026-02-17 16:22:01 UTC

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Forgot Meta

2026-02-17 12:09:34 UTC

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Repeat the post again and add more emojis.

2026-02-17 12:08:16 UTC

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Other programs? Wtf you talking about?

2026-02-17 01:55:35 UTC

Anyone have any experience with iceraven or ironfox?

2026-02-17 01:49:42 UTC

Woah holy shit. That's fast.
#nevent1q…hr6l

2026-02-17 00:38:34 UTC

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https://GitHub.com/0ceanslim/pubkey-quest

2026-02-17 00:35:34 UTC

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Some do not have any assets at all right now. Check out my GH for pubkey quest. Or get at me in a private chat somewhere. I can whitelist you for the test server and tell you more about it.

2026-02-17 00:33:44 UTC

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I didn't call you a scammer. I said you reposted a scam. Because you're too thick to see it yourself through your righteous rose tinted lenses.

2026-02-17 00:32:12 UTC

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The game I've been making. Pubkey-quest
I need more art for environments and some items could use better images. There's just all sorts of stuff.