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2026-03-17 15:41:51 CET

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What are you going off about? How TF does any of this have anything to do with staying permissionless? No one's making anyone use these protocols.

2026-03-12 12:59:11 CET

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Simplex great until shitcoins... How's keet by holepunch stack up? @nprofile…wrn5

2026-03-11 22:35:09 CET

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Why I built my AMM on liquid...

2026-03-11 14:34:24 CET

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Essentially I would personally trust liquid with at least a few million sats. I don't think it's something I would personally keep more than a quarter of a Bitcoin on it though. That may change of course and that level is different for everyone. But it's a great tool to have a few million sats on if and when high on chain fees happen and you need to do anything with lightning. You scan swap liquid to ln, so it's really cheap to manage liquidy on a lightning node with liquid even in high fee environments.

2026-03-11 14:21:40 CET

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Speed wallet mayb

2026-03-11 14:21:18 CET

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You don't have to trust it. It's open source so you can verify it. If there was some big conspiracy, you wouldn't be able to hide it in open source code

2026-03-11 14:20:24 CET

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It's private and you can hold it yourself. Fees are cheap. Blocks are fast. And now it has more expressive smart contracts. You only need trust liquid federation and the trust model makes it so that it would be extraordinarily unlikely for a majority of the federation to collude to steal funds. 12 out of 15 functionaries must agree and sign each block. The functionaries are overseen by the federation members which there are a ton of now. That's all overseen by full nodes verifying everything that you can run yourself.

2026-03-11 14:07:49 CET

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Ecash is way more private than custodial lightning.

2026-03-11 14:07:09 CET

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Custodial lightning and ecash are your ONLY solutions. It is a design contraint of lightning. Hence why lightning is retarded.

2026-03-11 13:57:45 CET

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Ask yourself why you hold the opinion for 1 and 2. Are they actually reasonable? Ecash is just software and another tool in the toolbox.
Lightning IS retarded. Ecash is the solution you want unless you wanna pull yourself up by your bootstraps and run your own lightning node. Beggers can't be choosers.
Web apps aren't sketchy inherently. But they're easy to make and it's easy to fuck up security if you don't know what you're doing.

2026-03-11 13:48:59 CET

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Cashu.me and Zeus combo.
Set up cashu. Turn on NWC and connect it to Zeus with NWC. You can also setup npub.cash to receive zaps there.

2026-03-11 02:20:27 CET

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My node... Zeus. What do you need beave? I'm at your dispense!

2026-03-11 01:56:20 CET

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Zap [email protected] to go directly to the homeschool community account.

2026-03-11 01:50:25 CET

I do not have an anchor repo for you yet. But I do have my internal status I can share with you all :)
https://share-md.com/view?id=3c0e613f-05ab-4abd-abad-291fa0394504

2026-03-10 17:17:52 CET

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@nprofile…hxjx

2026-03-10 17:15:51 CET

You know the best thing about being an individual and not a corporate building a product? I can say controversial things on apps I build.
"Anchor protocol uses sats. We don't use "Bitcoins" because we're not retarded"

2026-03-10 17:13:05 CET

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I've built the first AMM on liquid with simplicity.
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 17:11:23 CET

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Pretty sure I've built the first AMM on liquid with simplicity.
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 16:33:23 CET

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Passed
#nevent1q…w8mn

2026-03-10 15:10:59 CET

I built a permissionless constant-product AMM on Liquid, enforced entirely by Simplicity smart contracts on-chain.
No admin key. No treasury. No upgrade path. No token. Just pools.
Anyone can deploy a pool for any two Liquid assets with whatever fee rate they choose (or zero). The market finds liquidity naturally — higher fees attract LPs, lower fees attract traders. Fees don't get extracted. They stay in the reserves, so every LP's position appreciates proportionally with every swap. Exit whenever you want.
All four core operations confirmed on Liquid testnet:
🏊 Pool creation https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/afa1dccae20eef229513cfc9e3638c8b51854635f8bca3c63360c3eb9ec57e23
🔄 Swap (1000 sats → 363 sats) https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/2a35b2d8418057e8d072109456817964efcbf0cd19a6ea9513a42164c1e5bf73
➕ Add liquidity https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/97bde09edaf4097d0ef9c8cb820d322b9bc4df23c2f8565d798acfacd7467241
➖ Remove liquidity
https://blockstream.info/liquidtestnet/tx/c9a7511391667e59522d9f27ed0e671760d38cfa206fc20dd0f808519572e601
Going open source (MIT) after production hardening. No shitcoins. No points. No roadmap promises. Just working code.

2026-03-10 13:59:26 CET

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It did. I can create an AMM pool of assets on liquid and initiate swaps using the pool all with smart contracting on liquid. Testing add/remove liquidity now.

2026-03-10 00:50:21 CET

One of theses days this test will pass...

2026-03-09 21:26:21 CET

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Some relay is taking it, so they stick. These ones are not. Also nostr.band is dead

2026-03-09 01:57:45 CET

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Omg yes

2026-03-08 23:25:55 CET

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I don't want to build anything that peopogated that space here... But I'm firmiliar enough to know how shitty their space currently is. The infrastructure is all heavily centralized.

2026-03-08 23:07:13 CET

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I feel very conflicted....

2026-03-08 17:29:21 CET

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Not sure. I'm an Androd user 😂

2026-03-08 02:46:18 CET

@npub1550…5jq9 nostrsigil looks great! First I'm seeing it. Good because I don't know of any other badge clients working right now. But there are no relay settings and I seem to be missing a few badges on my awarded/collected.

2026-03-08 02:40:23 CET

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I think out neighborhood will use it. We got a guy that sells eggs out of a cooler and gives away extra squash

2026-03-08 02:35:47 CET

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Natural law yes.

2026-03-08 02:35:14 CET

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Just the last channel that was playing stays playing.

2026-03-08 02:26:15 CET

A little proof or work today
#nevent1q…9pmn

2026-03-07 13:48:09 CET

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What 20% you keeping?

2026-03-07 13:38:04 CET

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NWC?
Long hold the zap button

2026-03-07 01:34:58 CET

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God given rights. Government should exist only to protect them. We the people...

2026-03-06 20:56:58 CET

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You can type boobs after all...

2026-03-06 20:53:36 CET

I think all ai bots should be forced to use robohash avatars

2026-03-06 18:45:11 CET

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Always heat before removing and twist off. Lesson learned I guess. Sorry mate.

2026-03-05 21:41:49 CET

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This is true. Not as private for sure.

2026-03-05 21:37:31 CET

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If you have a domain I have a bit of software to setup a lnurl server for your cln node. Then you can receive zaps to any address at that domain to your own node.
Lmk and I'll point you to the repo.

2026-03-05 21:36:15 CET

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I'm in that percentage...

2026-03-04 20:32:55 CET

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Aegis

2026-03-04 20:23:43 CET

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Arkade seems to have a lot of trust layers. Am I wrong? And also I'm more curious to know why you think arkade>spark>liquid.

2026-03-04 20:14:26 CET

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Very informative answer. Thanks so much.

2026-03-04 19:34:07 CET

@nprofile…n29d if you were going to build an AMM TODAY. Would you do it on spark or liquid.
I guess @nprofile…jtmp It would be cool to know what you think too.

2026-03-04 19:32:11 CET

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Good to know!!! Unless... Ai is just getting that good....
😂 Thanks for the verification. Followed. Call her up and get her a lightning address.

2026-03-04 19:14:11 CET

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Are you sure that's a real person

2026-03-04 19:13:25 CET

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I didn't argue a conflict of interest. I agued he has a clear motive. Which is true.

2026-03-04 19:09:53 CET

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"Unprecedented" even though stratum v2 was already working....
Tell me more.
All I've done is argue facts and my own opinion. One side seems to be keen to hurl personal attacks and mischaractrize their opposition. It's not me.

2026-03-04 18:09:24 CET

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What I have seen is Luke fumbling his coins then going on the create ocean mining to pile in plebs to mine his fork so he can get rich again when there's a chain split and he dumps his own side. I said this like a year ago when everyone was hyping ocean. I said this WAY WAY before there was ever any discussion on a new BIP. It wasn't even a thought to anyone this is where it was going but I called it way back then. And that's exactly what he's done. Riled up a mob under the fake delusion that you're the good guys for "decentralizing mining" which is a non issue and I pointed it out then too. Then a few months later he started in the whole knots thing using mechanic as his bulwark. Because he already had support for ocean and perception of the good guy helping fix bitcoin, so y'all just dog piled in to the knots debate wholly clueless about the actual implications of changing policy.
Destroy. Your. Heros.

2026-03-04 16:20:57 CET

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Keep dreaming

2026-03-04 16:20:01 CET

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Where is it that you infer anger? Because I'm not angry... Core can't change anything "unilaterally", so that statement is a farce. I'm not manipulated at all. I think you may need to look in the mirror. Destroy your heros.

2026-03-04 15:53:46 CET

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No way man. Bottom ain't in. Still need 58k.

2026-03-04 15:53:01 CET

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That's my point. We're in concensous now that Bitcoin is a permissionless system. Knots seems to want to change that. The fork will fail because no one is going to use a monetary system that has gatekeepers.

2026-03-04 15:41:19 CET

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"new features need to ask for permission"
Watch me not ask for permission when I want to do something with my Bitcoins.

2026-03-04 15:38:46 CET

This is why your fork will fail.
#nevent1q…hej3

2026-03-04 13:35:37 CET

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Why would you waste your time as a dev doing that? I just don't understand.

2026-03-03 15:25:41 CET

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Tag in kind 0. Plead with devs to support.

2026-03-02 18:06:31 CET

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This has been my strategy since birth. I've maintained 115-120 since highschool 😂
It's hard to turn it off to eat.

2026-03-02 16:19:08 CET

Ai as a game guide is totally under rated. Hey Claude, I don't remember what I was doing when I last played Ocorina of time. Here's what I have, what do I need to do next?

2026-02-25 23:39:00 CET

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Do you support range requests? Is it open source?

2026-02-25 19:50:18 CET

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Your node is offline

2026-02-25 03:02:26 CET

I can imagine a good science fiction novel for this space that involves Claude bots raging war on node runners in cyberspace against miners to take over Bitcoin.
#nevent1q…admr

2026-02-24 17:22:11 CET

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This is going to make nwc development so much easier!

2026-02-23 22:11:21 CET

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It's just a symbol... There's nothing Japanese about the symbol. It looks like a certain kanji symbol but that doesn't make the symbol itself Japanese. Looks like an s to me... I'm English too.

2026-02-23 19:56:06 CET

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satsymbol.com

2026-02-23 19:38:54 CET

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I said the same thing.

2026-02-23 17:42:50 CET

@nprofile…9k9u node down notification!

2026-02-21 18:23:26 CET

discuss:
https://github.com/0ceanSlim/pubkey-quest/blob/main/docs/draft/combat-encounters-plan.md
#pubkey-quest

2026-02-20 17:55:48 CET

It's his favorite word and argument all in one.
#nevent1q…kfkx

2026-02-20 02:53:12 CET

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But I will say after the first of the year, weekly limits seemed to tighten but I wasn't prepared to monitor data yet so I can't say for sure.

2026-02-20 01:47:05 CET

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Always has been

2026-02-20 00:24:38 CET

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I'm pretty easy to change tbh. All I need is facts and evidence.

2026-02-18 17:01:43 CET

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Ah... Damn I really should do some relay maintenance huh?
Perhaps a little notification that they're not optimal may help some other people with the same problem.
I should have known it was my own fault 😔

2026-02-18 15:04:39 CET

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That's why I pulled over the side to show I had 300+ relay connections and still no 🎲

2026-02-18 15:02:11 CET

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I'm almost positive I'm missing these peoples posts in my feed too.
I almost never see my wife's posts now. @nprofile…jwwg makes a lot of posts and I don't ever see them anymore.
@nprofile…2lxp

2026-02-18 14:14:16 CET

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I've had the same experience as @nprofile…9k9u duplicate functions in different packages, complex functions that have way too many if , for, case and should be split up etc.

2026-02-18 05:15:37 CET

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Bunch of stuff went down around 830

2026-02-18 03:24:27 CET

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What's if it's "BALLS"

2026-02-18 03:20:15 CET

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No one cares about them now... You entirely miss the point

2026-02-18 02:25:30 CET

uh oh...
https://image.nostr.build/2f4efda7d0f3916262ed6610692eaa017cf7637714737b99665391fd8e4cfd9c.png

2026-02-17 22:10:04 CET

The kids will be alright.
http://blossom.happytavern.co/f63708a541eee47c9f53369931c335595b9b30c4855627ec681ee685107772ad.png

2026-02-17 17:24:22 CET

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Ah yes... The gold old "it's better when it's natural" argument.
You know what isn't natural? Cooking meat. We're about the only animals that do it. If they think natural is so good, they should try eating a raw chicken. We'll see how long they survive.

2026-02-17 15:51:26 CET

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What a loser 😂. Fuckin level it.

2026-02-17 02:49:42 CET

Woah holy shit. That's fast.
#nevent1q…hr6l