"Damn it, I was having a good time ;(" -Myshkin "Every third thing he posts is disturbing" -Dagnar "SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd" -Theorytoe "how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas" -Matty "I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself." -JohnDarksoul "He drinks peach beer and plays starfield. He's just shitposting" -Xenophon "step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here" -BikerFren *BLOCKED* -JudgeDread
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Last Notes npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: :soyjak: :soyjak_excited: :wojak_soyboy: https://media.nicecrew.digital/dc/0e/6f/dc0e6fe11377c30d4ece5f8c5d559875f92ad1871347d775f61b67b4f96cf973.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Joe Biden's second term begins in 2 years :smiley_coffee: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGBOT :pepe_jig: :itdobelikethatmrstancil: :nigbot: https://media.nicecrew.digital/95/b2/b9/95b2b9eab745325947a49795d033d18dab97a35e0981be0e5b84094e35a23e41.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Holy fucking shit I hate this company so much it's unbelievable :pain: https://media.nicecrew.digital/93/f0/c3/93f0c39ad6d9e1a6ef3fc803fa79abd0acce5855c8bd65e314405320b504521e.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for hapa children 🇺🇸 https://media.nicecrew.digital/fc/8a/64/fc8a6466473ec92507539dbfdf42f42c2b22ccc10482b026b05036443c86fbd9.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Remember what you're fighting for. 🇺🇸 https://media.nicecrew.digital/36/32/7c/36327c4435934243fb1f80c89710e1325f0c14bfb86205c04c3abbce76b08aff.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Driving around a gated community in a patrol car while it's raining, listening to Aging Millennial Hipster playlist and filling out job applications groyper https://media.nicecrew.digital/0d/9b/58/0d9b585addc47f82a8112c8d0465c8261abf64a9a713fb47d871dcbd14e00f96.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I was fired 6 weeks ago, from my position as Patrol Supervisor by a pajeet on video call, because I asked my boss questions about the upcoming merger with Allied in front of subordinates (hate speech) :despair: https://media.nicecrew.digital/69/4d/80/694d80e09c1016bfaaf68bcb680776159449ef999d862b9f1abdede94fd1a1af.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: So, the company that recently fired me is responsible for patrolling the Sound Transit stations and tracks. Since I've been gone, niggers have stolen copper wire out of the tracks from the same location TWICE in 9 days (because the lazy niggers were sleeping in the patrol cars) :lamoooooo: https://komonews.com/news/local/copper-wire-theft-disrupts-light-rail-service-in-south-king-county-2nd-time-in-9-days-federal-way-downtown-angle-lake-stations npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: This morning I deleted all the pr0n I've been hoarding 7.9gb :insane: https://media.nicecrew.digital/4b/a6/74/4ba674f68a3352f76bcac312b99e8b4b6812bf1ee1df5f36d5ec646d597c4716.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: DOAX2 is a boob physics driven volleyball game (I am not a coomer) :werthers2: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Resisting the urge to buy Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 sealed copy for +$100 groyper (I'm poor) :pepe_sweat: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: They still use fax machines because earthquakes and tsunamis commonly affect Internet connectivity :pepe_shiteatinggrin: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: There's a sad crisis in Japan, where all of the youth has abandoned the countryside for good paying jobs in the cities + not procreating; so the towns and villages are becoming ghost towns as the elderly die off, leaving behind these fantastic real estate deals everywhere. :despair: Regular Japanese folk could purchase these, except they'll be stuck in the middle of nowhere with no job market or wages to support themselves. So, they live in closets in the city. The exact same thing has been happening in America for generations, except we don't notice it because the real estate is purchased by corporations for low wage warehouse jobs or subsidized to house foreigners. npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: >wake up >take a shit >get out of bed npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: https://media.nicecrew.digital/48/33/d9/4833d96271ffc3f5aa3d10a54ca31027c205262f528eea81428e6fe050254251.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I sold all of my crypto over a year ago for the love of God stop tagging me in these :pain: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: >wake up for 10 hour shift in another county >check schedule >SHIFT CANCELLED :epic: https://media.nicecrew.digital/64/c5/66/64c56638e31945d02ca9af3622bc2e5c63111dda4c900b228944db43e3219b0d.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Notice how there was no Wednesday this week 😏 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Moving to Pakistan, but I can't decide if I want to drive a taxi or deliver fast food. :big_thunk: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Petition to ban cancer from @nprofile…2ext 😤 https://media.nicecrew.digital/b3/26/4f/b3264f5c8c40ef1257a18a921e2b663b3a43183c21cccf1aa4e12dbb54e6c8d0.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: You're literally an Indian stomping elephant 😒 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Fun fact: I only scroll/post fedi whenever I'm pooping or falling asleep :smiley_coffee: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Struggling to keep my sanity. After much discussion, my friends and coworkers agree my health problems are because of stress. Anyway, I was doing a foot patrol at my first site tonight, to be healthy. A random car drove along the road by the fence 20 yards from me and fired 5 gunshots. :pain: https://media.nicecrew.digital/d0/c5/54/d0c554a55b343dca99566ea680b234124a37260ce50f072c996547ca39771114.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Best I can do is -$1.44 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Sweet. My paycheck didn't deposit. :pain: Should have 100 hours (20 hours OT) on it. FML #nevent1q…ca0x https://media.nicecrew.digital/7d/02/6f/7d026f0bb54ece660568c4c80d4efb18814aa09733668b637c4495126b2a92b3.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Bethesda stays Winning :soyjak_excited: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I cannot describe how much I love my new apartment. It has all the amenities I need to function efficiently. I just casually do all of my chores throughout the day. #cozy :cozy: Stay blessed, White people. https://media.nicecrew.digital/f6/4a/4b/f64a4b474e72696fe281b4c76080458c03cf0d79f4ba567ccdc2b2e08cdf13bd.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Thinking about dressing up as myself (divorced, bloated, middle aged) for Halloween, and scaring all the trick-or-treaters as The Consequences Of My Actions™️ Featuring phrases such as "I'll die aloooone", "Nobody will notice when I'm gooooone", and "They won't find my body for two months until my rent is laaaaaate" https://media.nicecrew.digital/69/e6/2c/69e62c61a4a3d8337375f7ccc1dcf0a8577780f34e0c96ddc93d735fa137c5c4.webp npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Wake up ✅ Eat ✅ Shower ✅ Skyrim music playlist ✅ Maximum coziness achieved (apologies for my massive dong blocking the camera) https://media.nicecrew.digital/98/89/9e/98899ecc2308b6460816c938168f16b8707050f47a8b01c277d7f9349dfe2bc1.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: SEE YOU IN VALHALLA BORTHAR https://media.nicecrew.digital/61/8b/9a/618b9a93041a4d301634b3a0bf70fa2656af62dcb85917983aed722d6adc9e7b.png npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: They should make a game set in Norse mythology with the Roman army and dragons :smug: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I see herds of elk, coyotes, and raccoons roaming around some of these sites. This little guy was a deer just sitting in the grass 10 feet away while I wandered around it, just zero fucks given. npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I will pray for you :epic: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: :wojak_ss: https://media.nicecrew.digital/79/2b/42/792b423a2ba7779903db2a8e2a14bd20b8aec5f36ba166988c8cb3a74c1636e7.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Working in Tacoma tonight :epic: https://media.nicecrew.digital/34/4b/6f/344b6f54ea4a74699961a28c4ebdc126cdf0848b2fa5b9d5010e7fb29c1458de.webp npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I directly caused two sheboons to quit our company tonight (I disciplined them for not doing their jobs correctly) One is lazy and sleeps during every shift. The other got a sad tummy during the first 4 hours of her very first training shift. :smiley_coffee: What are you doing to save the White race today? npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Just sold all my XRP so I can pay my rent and survive the next two weeks :uncomfortable: because my hours were cut for training for this promotion AND I was only getting paid less than my base pay before the promotion (minimum wage $16) during the few days I did work. https://media.nicecrew.digital/d6/ca/36/d6ca365fb80d019a0ca822684f9992b262ac7c83a9380861854ff14b291afec5.webp npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Did you see the video of that random arab on The View totally owning the libs? :soyjak_excited: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: This is canon now :fumo_spin: https://media.nicecrew.digital/5d/1f/62/5d1f62709e5282c6271a2ee10dd17ad65cf85fd7abbfc1f8b6b43b4c8802ab7e.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: It's #SuicideSaturday Kill yourselves :smiley_coffee: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Think of the tremendous pressure it took to pump blood into that giant bobblehead, something was bound to pop eventually :epic: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I don't think jews killed Charlie Kirk (his neck just did that) https://media.nicecrew.digital/ea/be/cf/eabecf16cde86377e239545f6db32653cab309bdd902ea625f7a415e4ca30c03.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Scratch harder! https://media.nicecrew.digital/c6/e2/bd/c6e2bd0e3b52ec1eb8d3e5e00f4531374027f2c7de38bd856d64a935721678bd.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I think it's supposed to destroy the tissue and infected area to stop it from spreading 🧐 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Mossad filled my timeline with big fat anime titties 😒 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: You should sperg out about the jews :smug: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I am one angy potato 😤 https://media.nicecrew.digital/e8/c7/3c/e8c73c73f51475a61203a43ca2d8d3715797c044623e3aa482cf112ea5aff5f9.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I am going to oppress minorities extra hard tonight. Might fafo idk 👉🏻👈🏻 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I hate train passengers. https://media.nicecrew.digital/ea/be/cf/eabecf16cde86377e239545f6db32653cab309bdd902ea625f7a415e4ca30c03.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: This last patrol of (the actual worst) government agency is almost over, so I can drive back to the office in Monday morning rush hour through the mongrels of Tacoma™️ Might fafo idk :smiley_coffee: https://media.nicecrew.digital/c7/7e/fe/c77efecc7b18f6434d0c88d6908d4169fb8a6020022561dc49bec36f9195d6b9.jpeg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I am spiraling out rn :pain: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I want to kill the demons :despair: https://media.nicecrew.digital/4f/dc/9c/4fdc9cf4b340a0b25d7ad5757a14e8fb0d1f895db75aa411233d0221d7033a2c.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: My shift is almost over but billions must die. https://media.nicecrew.digital/83/6e/39/836e3937fd5ce9851007f67a354d9201af98c54decdf3a07c2a4f606cb86e8d2.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: IS THAT A FUCKING ROOSTER?! :gunleft: :gunright: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I can't stop crying lol. I think the rage is overwhelming me. npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: No I am rattled because check my timeline :despair: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: "Why is the security guard sitting in his patrol car weeping?" https://media.nicecrew.digital/38/6d/cd/386dcdc388f7d66942757dcd933095215155e4968fd1438617a444430f4de192.gif npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Really choking up at work holding back tears rn https://media.nicecrew.digital/83/6e/39/836e3937fd5ce9851007f67a354d9201af98c54decdf3a07c2a4f606cb86e8d2.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: https://media.nicecrew.digital/98/c3/08/98c308af281c4d118ee1a2753f265b05026673f2a7a9053d42be0df8237b19ab.webp npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: GM :smiley_coffee: #MondayMotivation https://media.nicecrew.digital/7f/4f/3d/7f4f3d89b1d4412c217071e99b8b5057d84fbcaa2c8784fd29905ad0bd6583e1.jpg https://media.nicecrew.digital/db/2d/41/db2d41177ebbf9db6995210196bd230ac12d2a70caab2ea8765b8f7a2695e0c9.mp4 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: It's #MolotovMonday Post your jars of gasoline :epic: https://media.nicecrew.digital/f0/3a/9d/f03a9db202f8225e9f52d750bf9f9d720b7b6ace6a7cce2f69a587b072a56722.gif npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Jesus Christ is that true? :fern_whoa: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: The Internet is serious business 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: What the fuck did I just watch? :pepe_cross: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Call me back when you wake up. If you give me a ride to the mall, I'll buy us some Orange Julius. I want to get the new Stone Temple Pilots at Tower Records, and maybe we can rent Faces of Death at Blockbuster on the way home. https://media.nicecrew.digital/1c/c3/a2/1cc3a2802534e7d14701ea78b385e9dbaeddad8dbafddb658e9ea53f79b636ea.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Rekt :lamo: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I feel so attacked rn :asuka_etobleh: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Does anyone have the @nprofile…3meg post about 15 second nigga time? npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: And of course I had to put out a small brush fire started by someone's cigarette 😒 #nevent1q…t709 https://media.nicecrew.digital/c4/c2/51/c4c2518891a977f17d0b970e9d89a28ea9e0c37aca1e46e14f11f3ad35ee77d1.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Fucking jews 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I wish women were a real thing 😔 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Milk comes from breasts and poop comes from butts 🧐 https://media.nicecrew.digital/ea/be/cf/eabecf16cde86377e239545f6db32653cab309bdd902ea625f7a415e4ca30c03.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: https://media.nicecrew.digital/bc/7e/1e/bc7e1e961907a8c46aa15e25f880c21a3ccba574ff06c7071f18d2d14d57dcf8.gif npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I have an adult human woman fetish 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: :pepe_music_happy: https://open.spotify.com/track/4VbDJMkAX3dWNBdn3KH6Wx npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Babysitting a government building in Olympia https://media.nicecrew.digital/59/32/b9/5932b9cf50ad269d7595177aaff8b21616a0d066d222fee0970eb4e822abb09c.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Today is #FaggotFriday so post your buttholes 👌🏻 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I'm literally a glownigger™️ https://media.nicecrew.digital/ae/74/c3/ae74c3851b6166f36314a9ecb194ba9628449e47b1f50360f42020200eedb925.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Fucking hackers 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: GN It's time to autoerotic asphyxiate until I pass out as per usual :insane: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: https://media.nicecrew.digital/ff/2e/5d/ff2e5d7fa6b869e69e0ec78b46ad9381dc298d83f40815bb820051777794cdab.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Graf ban this nigga 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Race mixing is a sin 💅🏻 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I'm still loving my glow in the dark :volknetwork: patch (the last thing a minority sees before getting oppressed) https://media.nicecrew.digital/ca/7e/dc/ca7edcfdd1a837442985b9426061234a6b597d01b1bbc46609d307324ce5896c.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I'm getting a NICE patch for my back plate carrier, like ICE, for the silly fun times (coming soon™️) npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I finally live in a White rural area where I can express myself freely without worrying about my neighbors bashing out my windows because of a JJR sticker :smug: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Who do you gotta blow around here to get a NCD vinyl bumper sticker? :HazeSmug: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: https://youtube.com/shorts/v50iMrPScc8 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Great now my Doinkcoin is gonna crash 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: It's a music video from the 90s by Jamiroquai called Virtual Insanity in reference to Matty inquiring about VR rigs earlier :pepe_nerd: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: UNSUBSCRIBE npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Today is #ThyroidThursday Post your goiters! :epic: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: POV: you are Matty https://media.nicecrew.digital/dc/89/bf/dc89bf4019b78ca17493e88f2ae994c445bd2bf5482ad929644eeda63147e12d.gif npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: This 👆🏻 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Go to bed nigga 😤 npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: They moved me to patrol Tacoma/Olympia this month now, because the nigger who was doing it fucked it up so badly, one of the clients specifically demanded he not be in this contract :mind_blown_boar: Even though I have every right to, I don't hate Seattle. But I fucking HATE Tacoma. Anyway, this patrol is way easier though. I'm getting a promotion soon and some raises coming down the pipe. :smiley_coffee: https://media.nicecrew.digital/98/c3/08/98c308af281c4d118ee1a2753f265b05026673f2a7a9053d42be0df8237b19ab.webp npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Supervisor sent me this, from clearing a property earlier :pepe_shiteatinggrin: #nevent1q…ncjg https://media.nicecrew.digital/ca/7e/dc/ca7edcfdd1a837442985b9426061234a6b597d01b1bbc46609d307324ce5896c.jpg npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: Loving your wife isn't a personality, Tyler :epic: npub1rlctggkxmky7zsdn0cl0suas65dfpr6u05wfdhlnu38zdg6wuhpqsmefym SKiZM :wojak_ss: I did the sex once. Not a fan 😒