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2026-09-04 17:11:23 UTC

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One of my favorite songs ever. Sad as hell though.

2026-09-04 16:00:40 UTC

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Family visit for a nephew birthday party. Staying with my parents.

2026-09-04 15:53:55 UTC

Not having the primal relay in my list had been useful in keeping their spam at bay but today I had to add the primal relay to my blocked words list.

2026-09-04 15:36:53 UTC

I've got this...
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/c06e771374d4b9c68de73d5e95a97747f566295b86638245c7e33d654f1be515.jpg
#nevent1q…e0lt

2026-09-04 15:04:14 UTC

Prepping for a weekend trip always feels like it takes longer than the trip.
Anyway, bedding, towels, dog stuff is the proper order for laundry day...
Here I go.
Oh, GM!

2026-09-03 23:10:34 UTC

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It's also real juicy with lots of devisiveness.

2026-09-03 23:08:47 UTC

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Which bots?

2026-09-03 19:10:59 UTC

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I may have mentioned this before but I like to tell folks "it doesn't matter what color tie is around the talking heads neck, the suit is the same."

2026-09-03 14:48:27 UTC

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I'm just teasin'. It was really just her comment that got me. It read fully sarcastic. 🤭

2026-09-03 14:44:44 UTC

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There's soft fried squid in there, buddy.

2026-09-03 14:39:57 UTC

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I read this in my most sarcastic southern American voice and laughed really hard at @nprofile…tvlq 's expense this morning. Thank you.

2026-09-02 21:29:11 UTC

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How dare you be friendly?!

2026-09-02 18:39:33 UTC

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Is apple really just internet explorer with a mask?

2026-09-02 18:15:00 UTC

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FTFY
https://cdn.satellite.earth/5b6c1aaee03cd49166d60de474b006152c481e7bebb8d4061e391c81a08ef783.jpg

2026-09-02 16:23:49 UTC

I guess we're cars now... This me.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/da525166005384755e251ae85b77d365ded410bc9461114715c7aadff04be25f.jpg
#nevent1q…kplg

2026-09-02 13:40:44 UTC

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That was my thought too.

2026-09-02 01:57:15 UTC

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If you're always growing and changing you never notice because it just becomes you.

2026-09-01 23:00:02 UTC

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I had to include a ruler because it's hard to tell the bubbles are so big. It could've been average sized bubbles and a tiny beetle.

2026-09-01 22:55:51 UTC

Spent the last hour or so at the office reorganizing packaging materials. While deciding what to do with this one bit, I discovered an unfortunate scene.
Top:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/4582cb413f4013dc7164a70bf48fbd7aa98af2e770099fb118262edfd279bff1.jpg Bottom:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/9712a9517da038b97c82d235847db09b77c7645b53430871ab19bf1e1e419c61.jpg Entry point:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/75f705eceb59eed0cb677b4bd5f893265c4d89bd973c12691b90883508b5ff9e.jpg Huge McLargebig:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/bf900997de5649ba48722d3b7e0a07e426b739a7e572f52382e51873b15434d7.jpg

2026-09-01 17:11:09 UTC

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Harvest moon over a craggy peak.

2026-09-01 16:03:24 UTC

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2026-09-01 01:07:21 UTC

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Love it!

2026-09-01 00:16:05 UTC

Idk who needs this information but someone created Letterkenny on Animal Crossing.
DA-9230-0153-5326

2026-08-31 22:01:23 UTC

Inspection crew:
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/3e986d0179dfe8e7e59ac3993a4554cf25d99911ecf9f365e286dec619f90d5d.jpg
#nevent1q…gf55

2026-08-31 19:26:39 UTC

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A demonstration. I will have to add jumprings but this is the general idea. I just happened to have some findings laying around at our office.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/9fbdc8f9789aa041dc4209e0bbdd0de89c6b7d584baf3ce4826c6e567611cadb.jpg

2026-08-31 19:16:41 UTC

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I may put one on a stick. It'll have to be a skewer though. They're teeny! And I love it.

2026-08-31 19:14:56 UTC

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These will be perfect. I'm going to do one pair that's just a single bucket each and the others may end up in a cascade, dangly earring. I will absolutely show you the final products.

2026-08-31 19:12:24 UTC

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The buckets are going to become earrings, maybe not all of them. I'm not sure about the birds. There may be a pair of earrings there too. Lol.

2026-08-31 19:00:36 UTC

"Oooh...I got a package. Wait...what did I order? From Canada?! OH SHIT! BUCKETS!!"
And then I opened the package dear readers.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/763fc7f8ec1d3c1da5fa493bd66780d3ce9d996ab5173915bbe283b73c370aed.jpg
@nprofile…ga6f @nprofile…sj9l

2026-08-31 18:07:31 UTC

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Lol, dumping the seeds on his driveway/yard attracts lots of bird poop on his car. Weed killer sprayed on his lawn makes big dead patches. You could write a message or just make a picture if do random splotches. And grass grows back eventually.

2026-08-31 18:05:01 UTC

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Because a couple cheap bags of birdseed go a long way to dealing with pesky neighbors...
Also, weed killer doesn't just kill weeds. "Dog killer" in dead grass would be an interesting photo op.

2026-08-31 18:01:18 UTC

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Does he have cameras? Just a question...

2026-08-31 17:31:11 UTC

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Taylor Hawkins, for instance.

2026-08-31 13:53:57 UTC

I've coined a term, "bloatware photography".
That mid shit that's everywhere. The "photographers" making Sears Portrait Photography Studio employees look like seasoned, trained top magazine photographers. You know who you are.
Stop supporting that shit, folks.
GM.

2026-08-31 13:32:57 UTC

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Is it the same girl he's "happened upon" a dozen times?

2026-08-31 00:43:33 UTC

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2026-08-30 16:56:37 UTC

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"Fun"

2026-08-30 16:17:09 UTC

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It makes hunting for chicken snacks fun. We decided to keep one in a jar for a science lesson on the life cycle. It will be the 4th or 5th time we've done it. This time, though, we found an egg on the leaf that we trimmed to feed the squishyboi. So we have an added layer of "sciencing"

2026-08-30 16:15:27 UTC

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Here it gets posted in the local newspaper because it's considered a legal affair and those get announced; lawsuits, trials, divorces, etc.

2026-08-30 16:14:03 UTC

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This is the same kind of caterpillar I posted a couple days ago. They glow under blacklight.

2026-08-30 15:23:49 UTC

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This. I don't see the comments on your post but there's an active bot attack because people can't just let us have things.

2026-08-30 14:24:52 UTC

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I'm not seeing the same relay for all of them but Bitcoinist.pp is there for like 99% of the ones I've seen.

2026-08-30 14:22:20 UTC

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2026-08-30 13:58:44 UTC

Some folks just want to watch the world burn. Some folks just want peace among all people and creatures of the earth. Some people just want to be assholes.
Nostr is full of that last group. Whichever Dev made these jumbled word floodbots, I hope you gag on your mother's dick.

2026-08-30 13:54:44 UTC

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https://following.space/d/m09ii89bh7dr?p=de75eb1d7a6627807a8dff0fb337cfcf189e7e9af8ab6229f688f664710c3014
A Follow Pack for you.

2026-08-30 13:44:34 UTC

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I just blocked like 12 of them from a comment attack.

2026-08-30 13:35:33 UTC

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Note to self, Oshi will photograph ANYTHING if it's still for long enough.

2026-08-30 07:33:46 UTC

Hey, Rupert. Wha'cha doin' up at 2:30 in the mornin'?
Oh, nothin'. Just relocating snakes to outside from my living room.
#thanksHairyJim

2026-08-29 15:50:12 UTC

Trying again...
Very first bud!
https://cdn.satellite.earth/08336defca748a8993f8f42d37f658a1c8d3f30fd93c6c61f8ff813a8c13b44c.jpg
She got a little chewed on. I was worried she wouldn't bloom. https://cdn.satellite.earth/d727f4afea8c9bdafec96d21d32bc0314411de479ae11b64563d25477ebc48ad.jpg
Chewed up beauty with her budsisters.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/5d1ca23bdba56f5a39369ea4fedbe8a96ce3ba971bc33781ddc02a24e0b3eddc.jpg
Pristine, untouched, swamp beauty.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/57e368e6b2dfa5dd31b5288d81cd863762b64f9f062aba1b32e92b5b251e52a7.jpg
#nevent1q…9tqy

2026-08-29 15:37:34 UTC

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I'm gonna try again in a minute. Lol. I tried 3 different ways earlier.

2026-08-29 13:12:20 UTC

We ArE sO eArLy... Make pictures upload ffs.
#nevent1q…vspj

2026-08-29 13:10:56 UTC

Last time we visited my family in south Louisiana my dad yanked and hacked at a swamp mallow so I could have one at home.
She blooms!!

2026-08-29 11:59:25 UTC

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There is at least one nostrich with experience.

2026-08-29 03:45:08 UTC

Taking a moment while parked on the side of the rode to protect a young lady from an erratic drunk that apparently hit a mailbox and is accusing her of hitting him to share a picture if my sister-in-laws divorce celebration cookie cakes.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/91aeb2db693bc00eaaba0a086ff096730dfb26869e6d47346bbeaaeb60c7f097.jpg
#loosianafridaynight #neveradullmoment

2026-08-28 13:50:22 UTC

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That's that fifolet...

2026-08-28 02:23:26 UTC

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So hard being Bevo.

2026-08-28 02:13:06 UTC

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Shit...I never made that connection but you're right.

2026-08-28 02:11:42 UTC

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Also, where's Ariel, King Triton?

2026-08-28 02:11:12 UTC

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You did post it from the game screen.

2026-08-28 02:09:10 UTC

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Oh man. What a cutie.

2026-08-28 02:05:50 UTC

Fucking neat as hell.
#nevent1q…pwj5

2026-08-28 00:56:45 UTC

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I do enjoy a good Droopy cartoon.

2026-08-27 22:47:14 UTC

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I didn't notice his absence and now I'm angry. My choice still stands though, Courage all day.

2026-08-27 21:59:46 UTC

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Honestly, Brian gives me the ick. He's pretentious and in love with his best friend's wife.

2026-08-27 21:47:33 UTC

The answer is obvious.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/bc4347a6554034e762be019e0b583ec2e5677789279875221ce4e4771726b4d3.jpg

2026-08-27 15:52:59 UTC

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Which nostrich is this?

2026-08-27 13:32:55 UTC

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Love a well-loved mug. Morning, beautiful lady!

2026-08-27 00:08:30 UTC

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2026-08-26 22:37:04 UTC

What is it in folks that makes them think your timeline doesn't matter?
I told the customer on the phone at 5:03 "I'm leaving at 5:20 because I have an appointment at 6." And he says "I'm on my way now. I'm almost there."
At 5:18 he's still not arrived. Thankfully, my big, strong, hardworking, bear of a husband showed up just in time to rescue me.
#respectfolkstimegahtdangit

2026-08-26 16:53:30 UTC

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It's the media server thingie. Idk. I just know the website/app and my login for ours. Lol.

2026-08-26 16:52:25 UTC

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As a former gifted child and current pothead, done.

2026-08-26 16:49:57 UTC

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@nprofile…ga6f does the downloading for me. I used to but it's become complicated now because of jellyfin. Extra steps and all, y'know?
I made him download everything Dolly yesterday because I realized that I didn't actually have any of her music outside of a couple CDs.

2026-08-26 15:56:01 UTC

Discovering that Garth Brooks doesn't allow his music on YouTube, Spotify, etc because of the low payout rates for artists is both comforting and disheartening.
Comforting because he's clearly a proponent of artists earning what they deserve but disheartening because now I can't listen to his music outside of Amazon.
#lookslikeimonacdhuntingmissionatthethriftstores

2026-08-26 15:29:29 UTC

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I haven't been able to access mine or post using it in weeks.

2026-08-26 14:30:15 UTC

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Thanks for looking for me, Frank. That's a real bummer. I really liked his CDN.

2026-08-26 14:16:54 UTC

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And that's where 98% of my nostr images are stored.

2026-08-26 14:16:26 UTC

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He's who made satellite.earth

2026-08-26 14:13:55 UTC

So nobody?
#nevent1q…87vw

2026-08-26 14:11:25 UTC

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This is one of my favorite Dolly stories.

2026-08-26 14:02:27 UTC

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I haven't done wordle since starting word5 really. Now I'm curious.

2026-08-26 14:00:55 UTC

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Take a big poo before you go. You're welcome.

2026-08-25 20:44:43 UTC

Just remembered I have this amazing piece of art featuring the Queen herself.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/d15bbf49666a910c8aeec8856713c44ef8fd9df12c5273514c4c1ffc0242698f.jpg
@nprofile…cslq

2026-08-25 18:46:40 UTC

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Let me be the first to say, that's some bullshit.

2026-08-25 18:38:37 UTC

👑
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/5e6a3c77b9662901a733be65c1119117b8927cd2e30c520c77fae885d4d90a39.mp4
Lemme be. I'm grieving.

2026-08-25 16:59:25 UTC

Has anyone checked on @nprofile…ya4e lately? Satellite.earth has been deader 'n dead and I'm worried.

2026-08-25 16:24:20 UTC

Already downloaded...
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/fe5f62d5ce39c48a0dc2b7b6cf8b865a777cf2311083140724565d4aa7c44a21.jpg
#nevent1q…4e0d

2026-08-25 14:30:32 UTC

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I muted his pfp url in amethyst. 💜💜

2026-08-25 01:24:36 UTC

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2026-08-24 23:24:30 UTC

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Yeah, it's been difficult for her but she's a tough little cookie. I do worry about her though.

2026-08-24 23:15:13 UTC

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Because there is only 15 minutes until the next puzzle...I had a hard time with this one because I have a hard time doing what it says.

2026-08-24 23:14:19 UTC

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2026-08-24 21:24:43 UTC

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My mom has been bearing the brunt of his care since my grandmother passed in 2015. She only recently (like the last 2 years) convinced 2 of my aunts to help her. There are 8 kids total, 7 living. And only 3 taking care of him. He, on his good days, has told my mom that he wants her to get everything.

2026-08-24 21:11:05 UTC

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I've only got 1 left (I had all 4 until 2015. I am so blessed.) and he's got really bad dementia. It's heartbreaking. His own mom died from Alzheimer's. He was always so quick witted and funny and it's painful to watch him fade away from us.
He regularly told a story about me when I was a kid. He told it to me recently saying "I don't remember which granddaughter this was..." and told me my story.

2026-08-24 20:40:18 UTC

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Especially in 1996.

2026-08-24 20:40:01 UTC

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I have the OG brown boots that I got with this set and some olive green ones that get more compliments the older they get. Lol.

2026-08-24 20:39:07 UTC

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I even bought the boots with money I earned myself. $125 was A LOT for 15 yr old Rupert.

2026-08-24 20:36:28 UTC

I don't think this koozie/straw topper got enough eyes. It keeps cracking me up.
For your BUSSY.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/7929c3db435de643fb985285e23bde5da22a58efe019086438de14fb71bfcec0.jpg
#nevent1q…sfh9

2026-08-24 20:24:25 UTC

I've had this "school supplies set" since 1996. I still have the boots that it came with too.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/e6f8a097867340c33e78123a218609f01b84ededec5c22d590d6c3459064c793.jpg

2026-08-24 18:17:47 UTC

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Okay, so it works better than I thought. Still needs a bigger ball.

2026-08-24 17:08:14 UTC

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I have too but don't have videographic evidence like you. Lol