Sir ReadyKilowatt

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2026-06-10 23:39:39 UTC

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Whatever the swamp cooler can put out.

2026-04-14 12:13:39 UTC

This week's big winner:
"Fontaine Consulting LLC, International Trade Management Group LLC, and Exclusive Tent Rentals Inc were awarded $55,000,000,000 for support of the geographic Combatant Command’s joint operations, coalition partners, and other U.S. federal agencies in setting and sustaining the theater."
https://mailchi.mp/fabfc90d1137/us-frontline-chatbot-us-armys-golden-shield-rheinmetall-to-make-cruise-missiles

2026-04-10 02:39:45 UTC

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In the 1990s it seemed to be a weekly thing.

2026-04-10 02:28:04 UTC

Meanwhile, Bill Gates was busy stealing code from IBM and using it to build Windows NT.
Right strategy but failed to anticipate Moore's law catching up to the expensive workstation market.
https://youtu.be/CtnX1EJHbC0

2026-04-02 10:41:26 UTC

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when I worked in State College PA one of the techs would check the names on the 8:00 appointments. If it was a co-ed he wouldn’t call first, just get them out of bed!

2026-04-02 04:55:05 UTC

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When I worked in Aspen my coworkers who did cable work in houses complained bitterly about having to go to Benton's house to fix the cable all the time. I asked to go along once but they said it was always her "boyfriend" who complained. She was never there.

2026-03-29 00:20:35 UTC

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2026-03-26 10:21:11 UTC

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black robots?

2026-03-24 02:08:15 UTC

Iran in 1952
https://youtu.be/XPw1x6Ui2Og

2026-03-21 15:31:14 UTC

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she was going to rob the store and wanted the door open so that she wouldn’t be slowed down by it.

2026-03-15 00:13:35 UTC

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Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the US has the highest doctor to daredevil ratio of any country in the free world. - Captain Lance Murdock

2026-03-14 09:51:23 UTC

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"A tanker stuck a mine in the Straits of Hormuz overnight, blocking access to the shithole countries supply of oil. It is believed that the mine was placed by evil Iran..."
-Tuesday's top story

2026-03-14 02:59:04 UTC

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You must be on the Las Vegas strip

2026-03-09 17:23:34 UTC

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https://youtu.be/xleSrTCu18A?si=DoUkP3yciKml4Dt0&t=228

2026-03-08 13:40:10 UTC

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oh, I can’t even afford her body waxing bills.

2026-03-08 11:00:09 UTC

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probably Ron Moore’s best work. I almost quit watching during season 3 because the political messaging was too on the nose, but it ended up redeeming itself in the end.

2026-03-07 20:54:25 UTC

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Here's the picture: 9th grade biology. Our teacher, Bill McQuilken is lecturing about something long forgotten. He uses the word "phenomena" which prompts Jeff to shout "DO DO DO DO DO!" at the top of his lungs. The class has a collective laugh. Mr. McQuilken laughs hard enough to snort, causing the class to erupt into even more laughter, practically ending the lesson for the day and cementing Jeff into the class clown hall of fame.
Good times.

2026-02-28 19:35:30 UTC

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most effective birth control ever!

2026-02-26 11:56:45 UTC

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I was in the crowd and at the parade in the end but didn’t make the cut.
People used to talk about how nice the cast and crew were. They shot all summer and hung out in town. They had meals together in one of the big halls. All the waitresses got to serve Newman’s table at least once, so they all got a $100 tip (which was a month’s rent back then).

2026-02-25 11:11:03 UTC

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excellent theme song
https://youtu.be/T2-b0MidBjU

2026-02-22 08:49:54 UTC

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"looks like."

2026-02-22 01:37:18 UTC

Back when bread was good for you.
https://youtu.be/_7pXr1TZVsI

2026-02-21 09:55:16 UTC

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people are selling SSDs without controllers now (or were before the AI bubble)
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/upgrading-m4-pro-mac-minis-storage-half-price/

2026-02-13 10:13:33 UTC

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Don’t CA my CO!
https://a.co/d/038TIEPn

2026-02-11 12:11:02 UTC

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at that price at least when it flys into the tree too high for a ladder you can just leave it there.

2026-02-08 13:46:50 UTC

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Drone as first responders:
https://www.skydio.com/solutions/dfr

2026-02-08 13:45:49 UTC

But what about my burrito? How can they deliver my burrito if ICE is in the neighborhood?
https://www.flyingmag.com/faa-limits-drones-dhs-assets/

2026-02-08 13:31:27 UTC

This isn't like your little cinewhoop banging into a tree. These things are huge and can really cause a lot of damage or injuries.
https://www.suasnews.com/2026/02/amazons-delivery-dreams-grounded-as-texas-drone-crash-sparks-fresh-safety-fears/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/035/254/333/802/345/original/bbefed592e1f8d5b.jpeg

2026-02-08 13:20:29 UTC

If they catch you, that is.
https://www.flyingmag.com/drone-pilots-harsher-enforcement-faa-guidance/

2026-02-01 13:42:48 UTC

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Tips from a guy who hangs out in a lot of bathrooms.
https://youtu.be/8l5IiK2Ly2g

2026-02-01 12:49:37 UTC

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thankfully, men piss quickly enough that it’s pretty rare to have a full bank of urnals for very long.

2026-01-31 10:39:45 UTC

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those slackers?

2026-01-29 14:41:46 UTC

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https://youtu.be/uJ3kV3Icm28

2026-01-27 11:55:18 UTC

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and one hell of a good rhythm section
https://youtu.be/RdEU9sccnd8

2026-01-24 09:04:16 UTC

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Middle name list:
Tiberius
Octavius
Claudius
Augustus
Vespasian
Caligula
Trajan
Titus
Publius
Coriathianus (Kaaaaaahn!)
Commodus

2026-01-23 12:59:54 UTC

Bicycle licenses in NJ.
OT: Nick Scutari needs a nickname. Like Nick "The Screw" Scutari.
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/new-jersey-e-bike-law-insurance-license/

2026-01-21 13:59:12 UTC

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“the safety progress?” Meaning that it’s gone from being the safest way to produce electricity to being even safer?

2026-01-19 13:39:10 UTC

Under latest military contracts: Sherwin-Williams was awarded $127,500,000…
That’s a lot of paint!
https://mailchi.mp/aed17afa3188/next-gen-ramjet-engine-raybird-drone-upgrade-natos-arctic-security?e=a491af10c7
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/922/039/072/938/306/original/1f76e451fb43707a.png

2026-01-18 19:13:27 UTC

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Not show timeline, production schedule timeline.

2026-01-17 22:21:49 UTC

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don’t get too attached to it. The chances of a fly-away or tree incident are extremely high at this price point. But great for testing the waters (airs?) to see if you like the hobby.

2026-01-17 10:29:22 UTC

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30 years before 7 of 9...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/909/968/000/784/467/original/521a504047cc76f2.png

2026-01-17 10:10:15 UTC

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Maybe she got drunk and passed out at the tattoo parlor's Christmas party and instead of a sharpie they used the needles.

2026-01-17 09:55:26 UTC

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The experts can't believe anyone would voluntarily study their profession's sacred books and literature without compensation or future reward.
Anyone can study history
Anyone can study medical journals
Anyone can study law
It's just reading material, most of it available online.

2026-01-15 01:50:09 UTC

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Ah, but they block the employees from management. That's the whole point of the HR department.
I was interviewing for a management position once. The hiring manager asked me what I would do if I had an employee with terrible B.O. I mentioned that I would probably do a little coaching at first but if they didn't improve I'd just let HR deal with it.

2026-01-13 20:51:17 UTC

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seems fitting that I would find out he died from a parody news site

2026-01-13 07:40:50 UTC

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Magic pills don't change lifestyle.

2026-01-04 07:22:55 UTC

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Like the S&L guys before them, the Enron traders dispersed into the larger sector, bringing what they learned to firms all over the country.
After the S&L scandal, when the entire sector collapsed in 2008 it was blamed on "Not Me."
When the power grids collapse it will be blamed on "Not Me" while ignoring the Enron-efcation of the industry.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/835/625/029/386/993/original/b9fb438004f17e3d.png

2026-01-03 03:07:14 UTC

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he gets all the #vanlife girls!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/828/955/874/400/307/original/0aaca25e62310edd.jpeg

2025-12-31 10:19:38 UTC

Didn't vote* for Trump? Fine, no water for you!
*Actually the rural districts all voted for Trump. Just that we're outnumbered by the rat colony.
https://kdvr.com/news/politics/trump-vetoes-unanimously-approved-boebert-sponsored-water-bill/

2025-12-29 04:16:12 UTC

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a one way trip really increases the range.

2025-12-29 02:07:32 UTC

Build your own jam-proof combat drone!
https://www.getfpv.com/commercial-industry-drones/fiber-optics/fiber-optic-canister-25km.html

2025-12-19 05:12:15 UTC

Wasn’t half of Germany a central planned economy for about 40 years? Did they forget everything about that time?
No, let’s double down on communist style central planning!
https://youtu.be/qLZZGjjuml8

2025-12-13 11:31:37 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/13/0

2025-12-09 11:16:41 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/09/3

2025-11-30 13:40:44 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/30/1

2025-11-29 15:30:57 UTC

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not fan base, cable system distribution. Chicago sports covers a massive portion of the Midwest. Additional sports teams mean more regional sports networks and so would divide up the subscription revenue.

2025-11-28 06:24:43 UTC

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Akshully, it's a Pennsylvania Dutch food
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple

2025-11-28 06:01:12 UTC

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The Checklist Manifesto addresses how horrible hospital procedures can be.
https://atulgawande.com/book/the-checklist-manifesto/

2025-11-27 12:10:41 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/27/2
https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/27/3

2025-11-27 09:39:33 UTC

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tracer round set the tree on fire?

2025-11-27 09:33:36 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-heals-demon-possessed-man-by-taking-away-his-smartphone

2025-11-25 04:21:02 UTC

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"They said there'd be pie."

2025-11-23 00:30:28 UTC

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2025-11-16 10:27:37 UTC

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That's a lot of dead dinosaurs!

2025-11-12 19:28:53 UTC

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Colorado. West slope. The aurora was seen as far south as Phoenix.

2025-11-12 11:37:39 UTC

Woke up at 3:30 to do what men my age do at that time of the day. Found out there was an aurora overnight, so I quickly ran out to the back yard and captured these great pictures.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/536/522/955/601/782/original/5942b2657a2fce37.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/536/522/957/580/313/original/97c19bf8efc22693.jpeg

2025-11-12 02:48:26 UTC

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The reason for the high administration costs is because the insurance companies and government require accountability down to the penny. Every hospital admin in the country can tell you exactly where every cent goes.
Expect lots of rounding up to the nickel and profits to skyrocket again because of it.

2025-11-12 02:08:55 UTC

Jim ain’t got nothin on Shirley.
https://youtu.be/O4dAlxkTUZc

2025-11-11 11:38:03 UTC

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so happy that San Diego has solved all other municipal problems and can now devote tax dollars to the horrible state of curbside recycling scofflaws.

2025-11-09 23:53:24 UTC

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I'd say the world is looking more like San Angles than anywhere else.

2025-11-01 17:15:20 UTC

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So it had nothing to do with getting around Colombia's patents on 33⅓ albums?
https://jpcavanaugh.com/2021/11/12/audio-format-wars-part-3-columbia-goes-long/

2025-11-01 17:01:21 UTC

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is that you in the chandler?

2025-10-29 10:25:50 UTC

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“is the driver ok?”
“He stopped being a driver just after he touched the brakes.”

2025-10-28 11:32:42 UTC

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I'm on a rail!

2025-10-28 11:28:35 UTC

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At the end of the article there's a few AI generated graphics showing a huge capacitor bank. Probably takes a week to bring them up to charge.
https://youtu.be/cKM-HrwT51A

2025-10-28 11:24:33 UTC

To fight communism we have to become communist...
https://thedefensepost.com/2025/10/28/us-national-security-rail-network/

2025-10-28 11:09:28 UTC

Railguns are back!
https://nextgendefense.com/railgun-general-atomics-weapon/

2025-10-28 10:11:19 UTC

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you’re still going to eat it.

2025-10-26 16:36:43 UTC

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the miniseries was great but the plot really wasn’t deep enough for a full season’s worth of story.

2025-10-23 12:51:54 UTC

They gave a 20 year old Indian kid $8.5 million dollars to start a drone delivery company.
This is going to end well... 🙄
https://www.flyingmag.com/tesla-backed-airbound-1-cent-drone-delivery/

2025-10-21 10:56:56 UTC

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the key is to ignore the little guys and concentrate on mining the asteroids. Get about 15 torpedoes then you’re ready to take him out.
There was an emulator back in the 2000s that came with Defender, Stargate and Robotron: 2084 (another time suck of my youth).

2025-10-21 09:34:52 UTC

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I spent a lot of quarters killing that annoying little bastard!

2025-10-16 18:28:59 UTC

Best health care system in the world
https://coloradosun.com/2025/10/16/uchealth-university-of-colorado-hospital-surgery-pause/

2025-10-13 21:06:24 UTC

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I think I would rather watch a Julia Roberts me too film.

2025-10-12 20:09:47 UTC

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a case of Windows 95 install floppy disks
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/363/006/262/438/377/original/cfeefd50ef739522.jpeg

2025-10-12 18:18:38 UTC

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Dammit Jim!

2025-10-11 20:29:45 UTC

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I'm thinking more about the dealers who run those "bad credit, no credit? No problem" scams where they finance directly, like Rent-a-Center but with a car loan. Legal loansharking, at least until someone notices. If this dealer was operating in a different state they might not have run afoul of consumer protection laws.
https://www.mass.gov/news/jd-byrider-to-pay-15-million-and-cancel-debts-of-thousands-of-consumers-who-received-predatory-car-loans

2025-10-11 14:17:49 UTC

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fair enough. But worse is the financed cars that promise cheap ownership but end up costing thousands of dollars more in interest and fees.
“Cheap” up front means costly on the back end.

2025-10-11 02:25:04 UTC

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"Cheap cars that need repairs"
Nope sorry. Cheap Asian cars run forever on an annual oil change. Expensive cars have extensive maintenance schedules that can only be performed by the expensive car dealership and will still crap out if you look at them the wrong way in the driveway.

2025-10-11 02:14:47 UTC

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Back when Comcast headend techs built channel multiplexes in the headend someone in Colorado Springs mapped the Playboy PPV channel onto the wrong mux. It had the same program ID as Nickelodeon (of course). It went out on the system for several hours until someone in the call center actually believed a customer and called down.
After that the company policy was to map all the smut onto a prebuilt mux and dedicated equipment, with red coax and labeling. Only a few people had passwords

2025-10-10 00:11:02 UTC

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it’s pronounced “yunz”

2025-10-09 12:55:04 UTC

I guess people aren’t buying hats and shirts anymore
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/ferrari-shares-crash-most-record-after-2030-outlook-disappoints

2025-10-07 18:39:39 UTC

Someone needs to make a Nicole Brown Simpson AI so she can tell OJ who killed her.
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/10/dj-bruce-lee-and-jackass-mr-rogers-dead-celebrities-become-puppets-in-sora-2-videos/

2025-10-03 10:30:14 UTC

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“put the couch over there” is not an idea.

2025-10-01 18:37:21 UTC

“The coroner did not order a toxicology report to reveal whether there were drugs or alcohol in Thompson’s body at the time of death”
Probably worried that the sample would contaminate the lab and give everyone a contact high…
https://coloradosun.com/2025/09/30/hunter-s-thompson-death-investigation-colorado-bureau-of-investigation/

2025-09-28 20:56:11 UTC

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it’s true. And some really excellent turntables that were being scrapped by people who were buying CDs

2025-09-28 20:37:39 UTC

Building (drone) walls in the EU:
https://dronelife.com/2025/09/26/baltic-drone-companies-partner-for-new-eu-drone-wall/

2025-09-24 10:27:03 UTC

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I usually copied my boss on most email. It was mostly a CYA move and always came in handy when someone was looking for someone to blame for their incompetence. Last thing any supervisor needs is someone from another department dropping a hot steamer in his lap and blaming one of his guys.
Thing was, reply to all was the norm, and quite often the distribution list would get quite large. Taught me how to be diplomatic and still call out lazy or incompetent employees.

2025-09-22 00:33:46 UTC

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"Officers later recovered the vehicle, its windshield shattered and its undercarriage torn up from the landing..."
And a broken cigarette lighter.

2025-09-22 00:17:52 UTC

One of dad's HP41 calculators (don't worry, he has several others to mess with... they're just having to downsize significantly and can't have 10 of everything anymore). When I read the Foundation trilogy I imagined Hari Seldon predicting the future with one of these. Many are lost forever because the batteries leaked and destroyed the very fragile contacts. This one had some green death on the springs that cleaned up with a scotchbrite pad. I think I need to stick with the emulator.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/245/061/914/512/157/original/3dac9417bfa457c4.jpeg