Blouie

I want to live in the timeline where this gamecube Kirby platformer didn't get canceled that game looks so cool 😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/c3/4a/a5/c34aa51a595f449ab60f4d28c3b28dc2a3591205e71d2a8d2c5b238f220fd1cf.mp4

2025-09-16 07:51:10 CEST

- reply

Yeah the online city trial looks mad fun I can't wait. Hopefully they show off more modes like top ride or something new. People are saying theres a story mode because of the Dark Matter tease but I doubt that. I really want the achievement board thing back too, Ultimate kind of had something similar but it wasnt as cool because they split it up into a bunch of smaller boards.

2025-09-16 07:46:02 CEST

- reply

Yeah maybe with 16 people it'll be fine actually since it'd be even harder for one person to get all 3 pieces

2025-09-16 07:42:25 CEST

- reply

No in the original city trial both could spawn at once, there were situations where youd find two dragoon and hydra pieces but wouldn't find the third ones.

2025-09-16 07:37:06 CEST

- reply

They showed off two new classes, the tanks and chariots. It'd be cool to see both of them get legendary counterparts but then they might have to limit how many types of legendary machines can appear in a match. Like imagine only finding one piece of all four of them lol.

2025-09-16 06:47:28 CEST

- reply

Nevermind I guess there are just some huge boxes, maybe they have the big items or just more stuff in them.
https://i.poastcdn.org/37/f5/6d/37f56d2003143504b37783901849956c6387fda5425ca424575d7d7c6e85c77e.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/37/5d/81/375d811588ca1cd3012fcf6c5ba6ac9dab1b741f7aa809fe3b9667c8f6e1bfca.png

2025-09-16 06:42:07 CEST

- reply

I think it just looks like that because they moved the camera for the screenshot or something

2025-09-16 06:40:04 CEST

Posting things I like until I get skinned alive by my enemies
(You)
https://i.poastcdn.org/bf/fc/b3/bffcb3d8a2809df520c1eeccc200d7caa06ddbc0d46066d9d498d9c7ba3a36ca.png

2025-09-16 05:06:14 CEST

- reply

Wtf I share a birthday with both of them

2025-09-14 20:10:36 CEST

Put some clothes on stupid whore

2025-09-14 05:50:19 CEST

- reply

What if you surround the trap with glue traps so if they run off with the bait they'll get stuck

2025-09-14 04:55:25 CEST

- reply

Yeah the one I got this morning was way bigger than that

2025-09-14 04:32:18 CEST

- reply

I've only seen them in the kitchen and living room. I found some holes they made in the walls and we filled them in with stuff they can't chew through so now they're only in the kitchen.

2025-09-14 04:26:20 CEST

- reply

Nah in the kitchen 😭

2025-09-14 04:25:19 CEST

- reply

They probably are tbh

2025-09-14 04:17:49 CEST

- reply

The ones I've caught have been pretty big, I'm using the kind of trap like the second picture but bigger obviously. I set some smaller traps around too but they've never set them off.

2025-09-14 04:11:18 CEST

- reply

I used peanut butter for a bit but they stopped falling for it
Will probably set the trap with cheese again tonight

2025-09-14 04:06:44 CEST

- reply

Rat trap with a piece of cheese on it, looney tunes style

2025-09-14 04:01:46 CEST

- reply

I caught one this morning, he was trying to chew through the dog food container

2025-09-14 02:33:13 CEST

- reply

Never heard of him

2025-09-13 21:07:50 CEST

Ain't no way
https://i.poastcdn.org/c5/98/e5/c598e53beee2fa6113b1cec6d3ba30924cd69c60251c3517327ea8184adf6c88.jpg

2025-09-13 19:25:48 CEST

- reply

Do you want to play it with me

2025-09-13 19:15:34 CEST

- reply

No but if there are more characters they haven't shown off yet then I hope he's playable since he was in Star Allies

2025-09-13 19:06:34 CEST

- reply

https://i.poastcdn.org/d2/56/32/d25632844c596b58609ad061e92497fb84a9bb7ad08a261e171551b195ea5b4f.jpeg

2025-09-13 18:51:26 CEST

She looks so evil in 3D
https://i.poastcdn.org/01/ea/c8/01eac8a9b408da471726442490ca8f3034e79726c5ffe6f9f7b1488a5bee6ff9.jpeg

2025-09-13 07:22:18 CEST

- reply

I meant the ones in 2020 but I thought the BLM stuff was always weird lol

2025-09-13 06:37:14 CEST

- reply

That stuff and the BLM riots for me but I was younger than that

2025-09-13 04:34:11 CEST

- reply

I meant back in highschool like your story

2025-09-13 04:29:52 CEST

- reply

Yeah I browse r/blackqueens every day

2025-09-13 03:58:46 CEST

- reply

Wait that dude was me

2025-09-12 23:13:32 CEST

- reply

Imagine throwing glass in here
https://i.poastcdn.org/a2/86/ac/a286aca90c606a9737bd31e360698008c3c32dd703985a2893e22460a3a5ba4d.jpg

2025-09-12 23:05:36 CEST

- reply

Im not dying for israel

2025-09-11 06:44:20 CEST

- reply

He's jewish too

2025-09-10 21:46:53 CEST

- reply

I luckily didn't see the up close version

2025-09-10 21:06:43 CEST

- reply

I will simply not watch videos of people dying

2025-09-10 03:52:37 CEST

Dyna Blade my beloved
https://i.poastcdn.org/d2/56/32/d25632844c596b58609ad061e92497fb84a9bb7ad08a261e171551b195ea5b4f.jpeg

2025-09-09 04:52:05 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/41/83/a4/4183a47375bbec548acdef2760020ebb44c4a54987aefde2ef16ae71c692b0d3.jpg

2025-09-08 08:24:51 CEST

Adding tone indicators to all my posts now so people will know when I'm joking

2025-09-08 06:29:24 CEST

Me and the dog had a midnight snack

2025-09-08 05:04:16 CEST

- reply

I unfollowed you like a month ago because I just dont like your posts

2025-09-08 01:21:56 CEST

I do not go out of my way to bother or interact with anyone so I dont get why they try to talk to me

2025-09-07 19:18:30 CEST

My mom is forcing me to hang out with my aunt
https://i.poastcdn.org/8c/99/e8/8c99e8d3bd8ae388ce510dbffe95b9f09f968c1006f73badc39244ea9aa6a3ee.jpeg

2025-09-07 07:41:00 CEST

Only 600 more goon sessions until 2026 🥺

2025-09-07 05:36:10 CEST

- reply

https://i.poastcdn.org/07/df/85/07df8596b0af7f0865de6333f2d110a6fdfb989bb419dc66b8b8ec3a819396b1.png

2025-09-07 05:34:22 CEST

Blocking all Silk Song posters

2025-09-06 07:22:30 CEST

Losing your copy ability every time you get hit is possibly the most AIDS thing of all time

2025-09-05 01:55:06 CEST

#IFUCKINGLOVEDYNABLADE
https://i.poastcdn.org/c1/98/72/c198728438ddc28f8344b0b99c2def6d330f14d7e5bf9ae7ad3e44e3b1eee39d.jpg

2025-09-04 20:26:21 CEST

- reply

From what I've seen in the demo some levels have barrels laying around like crates and you can pick them up and throw them
You'll be throwing chunks of terrain more often though
https://i.poastcdn.org/a5/7d/70/a57d704a44b07fc51d43bbde8c2e285746da1fb5aeacbb1758caa607f74938e7.png

2025-09-04 20:05:55 CEST

- reply

You can throw barrels and there's barrel cannons everywhere

2025-09-04 16:37:29 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/98/f9/de/98f9de2e3d2608d6ab496a203c239295c1c0f94947b41005e44094692c3d3e9d.png

2025-09-04 04:59:30 CEST

- reply

This is why I don't watch any women on the internet

2025-09-04 03:14:41 CEST

If I don't like something I should literally never have to see it

2025-09-02 23:52:06 CEST

- reply

You're not a licensed Wii U repairman though

2025-09-02 23:50:35 CEST

Anybody want to fix my Wii U 🥺?
I'll give you 32 dollars and a kiss on the cheek

2025-09-02 20:01:08 CEST

- reply

Now we have to see what happens if we let that cat raise a dog

2025-09-02 04:15:52 CEST

- reply

I'm going to keep fucking with him until he stops trying to talking to me. I don't really have interest in having friends anymore really doing stuff with other people is annoying to me.

2025-09-02 04:07:50 CEST

- reply

All he does is come over to my house to smoke weed and annoy me so I have no reason to talk to or hangout with him
Also it was his fault he didn't find me because I was sitting in the room with the door open and he came up stairs twice

2025-09-02 03:57:30 CEST

- reply

Nobody else comes to my house so yes

2025-09-02 02:46:19 CEST

I hid in my drawing room until he went home LFG

2025-08-31 06:38:50 CEST

I wish I had a sister to drink monster with
https://i.poastcdn.org/17/3b/04/173b04893efb3fbc2dad924e62adcedb3cc6ae7ce611e0cd4e50115cd3589c15.jpeg

2025-08-31 04:47:04 CEST

- reply

I knew he was shit when I found out my mom watches him

2025-08-31 04:26:09 CEST

I got my cubes working and they immediately started punching each other after I connected them 😔
https://i.poastcdn.org/c8/57/3f/c8573faee4f9be5893fe59a58eec341ab8e9576dd2063c2163d3a589d2c62690.jpg

2025-08-30 20:01:25 CEST

This mf just asked me what time it is when he's the one wearing a watch

2025-08-30 04:46:21 CEST

We need to start making games less accessible

2025-08-29 20:37:39 CEST

Saw a shriveled up dead snake on the sidewalk on my walk to the monster store
I guess snakes are extinct now

2025-08-25 07:37:25 CEST

Which one should I draw tomorrow
https://i.poastcdn.org/96/0a/08/960a085fbf95c15d86d92d2e29b4ab55b47f7309d9c6134cbbe1279b11f13098.jpg

2025-08-25 05:36:45 CEST

Sliced my thumb on some steel wool somehow

2025-08-23 21:38:27 CEST

- reply

You're still paying for gas??

2025-08-23 18:17:24 CEST

Sir Kibble, no idea what I was doing with the shading tbh.
I've always hated cutter and this enemy since I was a little kid for some reason.
https://i.poastcdn.org/0c/3e/cd/0c3ecd0197514a418468768838b5a682f019bdc4412886727c48ba09535599e2.jpg

2025-08-21 20:42:59 CEST

The key to winning as K Rool is to realize that most people on elite smash are retarded and that I can get away with throwing out blunderbuss way more

2025-08-21 20:19:37 CEST

- reply

What the hell is an adult water park, are you going to be going down the water slide with your nads out or something

2025-08-21 04:04:06 CEST

Revolutionary
https://i.poastcdn.org/c1/90/0e/c1900ec65ff697920eb50e6ceed72366395ff0302406f96d2e4bbacdacfbd2c4.jpg

2025-08-20 09:35:47 CEST

- reply

I don't get why you think he had to make some sort of deal where he has to make Smash 6 in order for this game to get made. He's a respected director and he probably has enough pull to just pitch ideas for games he'd be interested in making, I mean they let him work on that Kid Icarus game on the 3DS after that series was dead for like 20 years.

2025-08-20 08:27:42 CEST

- reply

I'm just going off what the guy said but I guess everything can be fake and gay if you really want it to be

2025-08-20 08:20:07 CEST

- reply

Videos from him talking about games he's worked on

2025-08-20 08:17:01 CEST

- reply

I guess it could've been but that also just seems to be what he does when he makes games

2025-08-20 08:13:08 CEST

- reply

He talked about it on his youtube channel, after development for ultimate wrapped up he wrote a proposal for Air Riders and pitched it to nintendo

2025-08-20 08:10:57 CEST

- reply

What? Sakurai literally approached nintendo wanting to make another Air Ride game

2025-08-20 08:04:54 CEST

- reply

Sakurai literally said in the direct he was avoiding showing off secrets lol
I'm willing to bet there's a few more vehicles and stuff that weren't shown either

2025-08-20 07:57:28 CEST

- reply

I'm fine with it not being radically different as long as it's still good, and it looks pretty great. There's still stuff they haven't shown off yet either.

2025-08-20 07:49:42 CEST

- reply

But Air Riders is fucking sick

2025-08-20 07:49:00 CEST

- reply

No these are worse than download codes because you need to have the fake cartridge in your system to load the game even if you have it downloaded to your system already

2025-08-20 07:47:44 CEST

- reply

I believe nintendo is actually using different sized carts for their games but I'd have to double check that. If they're not then they can probably just eat the cost of using the bigger carts but most 3rd parties probably can't or aren't willing to so they just use the key cards which are far cheaper to make.

2025-08-20 07:40:33 CEST

- reply

Yeah pretty much all of nintendos games are real cartridges but they're kind of fucking over 3rd parties by only offering like one size of cartridge so pretty much every other game is a key card

2025-08-17 01:25:44 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/2c/aa/54/2caa54a0140929bff5fdf74e3e08c693d6c66f1923223e73e4e9ca99314395ef.jpg

2025-08-17 00:12:34 CEST

- reply

Do you ever post anything normal

2025-08-16 23:53:07 CEST

"Do you like hurting other people?"
"Yes"
https://i.poastcdn.org/3c/c8/94/3cc894cd21f76e7ca05bfb5c4b2d1e0579725512a4c8a4fb980e1224cb7fe470.jpg

2025-08-16 05:44:21 CEST

- reply

The way that covers my dick and balls

2025-08-16 04:54:37 CEST

If I was a dog I'd wear pants because having my willy out 24/7 would just be a bit weird

2025-08-13 06:37:42 CEST

Putting this on anything makes it instantly hilarious
https://i.poastcdn.org/0d/5f/ff/0d5ffffe545da0969fb6312238b2e80c90177e6d571788ef26f41b4b84a7fe6d.png

2025-08-12 07:12:54 CEST

"I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like my sister's crotch in the morning!"

2025-08-12 04:49:14 CEST

I hurt myself in the Wendy's bathroom

2025-08-12 04:36:18 CEST

- reply

I made the whole thing in Mario Paint

2025-08-12 04:07:49 CEST

Face reveal
https://i.poastcdn.org/d3/ba/72/d3ba729ba04c488e184943b4f84a772ba741bb656204838c5cd19e1455ca893e.mp4

2025-08-08 20:14:42 CEST

- reply

Purple because I'm a fat fuck and black coded