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I should rephrase then. If I lose my job or go to jail for swinging on this guy I just uprooted my wife and kids life for a couple of updoots on the fedi at most. I dont have the ability to do this without severe consequences to at least 5-7 people in my life for a stranger.

2026-07-12 00:33:01 UTC

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Bro i no longer give a shit about that. Ill unite with those who I give a shit about.

2026-07-12 00:30:27 UTC

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Idgaf not my problem. Im not fucking up my time when the dude could have defended himself.

2026-07-12 00:27:43 UTC

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If its not me or my family I'm not getting kicked off the plane or detained. At least if I'm going on vacation.

2026-06-06 00:35:20 UTC

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I would but she gave her ssn and routing number to a jeet yesterday and somehow my kids caught her so we avoided a catastrophe.

2026-06-06 00:34:14 UTC

>Wife asked me if I heard about the lego thing
>Mentioned its the mormons
>I reply they are just Christian jews (loosely)
>Grandma hears me
>Grandma says "Yeah they are"
>MFW grandma is actually an antisemite and hates mormons
>What the boomer

2026-05-28 07:50:08 UTC

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Maybe a rich faggot should go and explore it with a tin can designed by niggers, because White men are boring.
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2026-05-07 05:09:34 UTC

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Seriously is there anything real?

2026-05-06 16:52:17 UTC

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This is Microsoft goon support, how may I help you?

2026-05-06 16:50:27 UTC

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Man my job is worth way more than doing this, but holy shit would it be the funniest shit ever.

2026-05-06 15:15:56 UTC

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2026-05-06 01:24:35 UTC

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The UI is just clunkier on my phone and I primarily shitpost at work primarily. NCD is just boomer proof.

2026-05-06 01:04:50 UTC

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Who wouldnt fuck tony?

2026-05-06 00:59:36 UTC

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We have plenty of White nationalists, I bet theres plenty of latinos.
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2026-05-06 00:57:02 UTC

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Its probably the new single person instance that got a dark fedi welcome.

2026-05-06 00:55:22 UTC

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your asian instance got defederated.

2026-05-02 13:21:07 UTC

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You are a threat to non lifted pickups.

2026-05-02 13:19:14 UTC

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We need a body to police manlets

2026-05-02 11:48:27 UTC

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McCormick adding mercury to my turmeric to level out its ability to remove heavy metals.

2026-05-01 05:05:29 UTC

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Do you need the full image?
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2026-04-24 19:38:34 UTC

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Why am I supposed to hate the Chinese?

2026-04-24 15:07:13 UTC

Claiming God does not exist even though you can see his influence in nature is like claiming Norway doesnt exist because AI probably made it up.

2026-04-20 23:24:17 UTC

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Do you think JD vance asks trump to spit jew cum into his mouth after trump sucks a fat load off his handler?

2026-04-19 03:15:21 UTC

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Ours were great but it was a White town where I worked. Also we had to do hourly checks minimum.

2026-04-19 03:03:27 UTC

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Shit is worse, but pee can be sprayed everywhere. Was working with a guy at a gas station and he said a small joke about one door being locked and some faggot pissed on the walls and ceiling and wrote the joke on the mirror.

2026-04-15 21:46:27 UTC

When WWIII hits the Brits wont notice shit since they eat war rations anyways.

2026-04-15 02:10:49 UTC

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After she hit me with the bad pussy disorder, I had to buy more steam games. Have I mentioned my library?
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2026-04-15 02:06:33 UTC

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I'm just a sensitive young man, is this triggering your inner rapist cougar?

2026-04-15 02:04:33 UTC

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Hey your daughter broke my heart and im torn up, but becky
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2026-04-15 01:55:25 UTC

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Just buy her mom shit and show her your steam library worth as much as a car. She will let you smash. Source: Trust me bro.

2026-04-15 01:53:27 UTC

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By the way we are really struggling this month, plz donate more.

2026-04-15 01:20:08 UTC

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Maybe he should just buy more steam games with that crypto he is about to be rolling in

2026-04-13 23:04:42 UTC

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2026-04-13 19:37:28 UTC

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The big three killed anime :gigachad2:

2026-04-13 19:33:52 UTC

Anime has been mid for so long I dont even recall the last time I looked forward to something releasing. Sure there was Uglymug Epic Fighter but that was a meme and not something I was truly excited to watch.

2026-04-11 15:00:49 UTC

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When we win parents will be responsible for teaching literacy so retards cant access the majority of the internet.

2026-04-11 05:29:47 UTC

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>YWN have a girl in a fursuit take you sledding

2026-04-10 10:02:46 UTC

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I did a class on gun safety and then refused to get a CC in case this gay shit was pulled on me

2026-04-09 05:26:42 UTC

The last good war movie I can recall being released was fury. I haven't watched it in a decade but I reminder it just being about brotherhood and sacrifice and not some massive anti Nazi murder boner.

2026-04-09 04:41:48 UTC

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It was only a 2.5 hour gay porno bro 😏

2026-04-09 01:32:40 UTC

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Dont forget to donate this month!

2026-04-07 10:02:12 UTC

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The founders intended for me to fuck aliens because my rights are in alien able

2026-04-05 05:41:39 UTC

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Should have told her "I cant help with the daddy issues but I can make it worse"

2026-04-03 18:26:55 UTC

Yeah I would rather loose my sight than do pig bukkake eye drops
#note1zga…834h

2026-04-02 04:58:01 UTC

My life as a teenage robot taught me clankers need rape correction not shunned

2026-03-23 14:08:27 UTC

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Even trump responded to this
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2026-03-23 09:18:10 UTC

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Steam $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

2026-03-23 09:16:44 UTC

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>I spent 17 grand on my steam library
>Poast is financially struggling
Erm, what?

2026-03-22 13:33:00 UTC

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White people hated spices so much they took one look at chilis in south america and said "You know what on top of getting the ching chongs addicted to opium we should ruin their life by giving them this asshole tearing pepper"

2026-03-22 13:30:08 UTC

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White people literally gaped the planet arakus asshole for spices.

2026-03-22 10:32:35 UTC

I feel so sorry for the blue eyed White kid in our neighborhood. He is like 13 and is on his sixth nigger his mom is fucking. Kid is an issue while in school but is such a nice dude and mows lawns and does whatever small shit around the neighborhood for some cash. I pay him like $20-$30 to mow my front lawn every couple weeks and wish I could save the dude because he is actually trying so hard to not be a dirtbag and it does show.

2026-03-22 09:28:23 UTC

If steam taking 30% is such an issue for developers giving us cheaper games then why arent games 18% cheaper on epic?

2026-03-22 06:22:23 UTC

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Yeah I buy my grandma in law toiletries and food every month because she cant afford taxes on her house and utilities.

2026-03-22 06:18:14 UTC

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>I only get $1000 a month to live on in my paid off house and car with no kids or spouse
The fuck you spending money on nigga.

2026-03-22 06:13:22 UTC

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Well I mean its boomers, what do you expect? They are entitled to the world at the expense of their entire family line.

2026-03-22 05:57:48 UTC

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Social security amazes me because its straight up market manipulation through the stock market and the WWII generation who made this just didnt give a flying fuck as they droned on about better dead than red.

2026-03-22 04:40:14 UTC

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One of the copes I have with factorio is I do a lot of math and logic which keeps me mentally working.

2026-03-22 04:39:11 UTC

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Yeah, I lose interest now too. But all I do really is play factorio and make my per minute number go higher and design bases and trains that look neat to me. I would have a irl hobby instead but that would cost money I can spend on my wife and kids doing activities.

2026-03-22 04:34:49 UTC

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I mean these are chinks so its understandable. Back in my day jrpgs took 80-150 hours to 100% and I missed it when games became 8 hours. I think ive tossed about 15-20 30 plus hour saves in factorio. It actually asks "bro are you sure this save file is over 24 hours" by the way.

2026-03-22 04:32:25 UTC

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Wait its not full release? What else do they want to put in it? It feels full release already and has zero noticeable bugs.

2026-03-22 04:28:34 UTC

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Dyson sphere program then

2026-03-22 04:26:43 UTC

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You should play Factorio

2026-03-22 03:56:25 UTC

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Erm akshually all graphics are unreal since they are just simulated pixels.

2026-03-22 02:37:12 UTC

Niks van dat emo-screamo-gedoe: nagels zwart lakken en seks hebben met m'n maten (het is niet homo als de ballen elkaar niet raken).
Zucht.
#note1lvv…ksnn

2026-03-21 17:52:40 UTC

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For a while it made me not feel like a loser. I have low self esteem even though I'm living the dream and am apparently a really good husband and father.

2026-03-21 17:39:49 UTC

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Also he really seems downtrodden, but isn't that the house he was kicked out of?

2026-03-21 17:37:00 UTC

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Yeah I stopped replying because he became boring. unless Seth is the father of his child there's really nothing he can do unless this isn't actually a bit.

2026-03-20 11:07:23 UTC

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Oh yeah that one causes you to have lower sperm count and lactate as a man during puberty totally isnt evil.

2026-03-19 14:08:27 UTC

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World war and Germany mentioned 🥳
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2026-03-19 09:14:29 UTC

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Bereid je anus voor op een gewelddadige binnendringing.
According to Google, this isn't a serious language

2026-03-18 23:21:54 UTC

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Afroman gets deported last for this epic shitpost

2026-03-18 23:17:43 UTC

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Afroman in court
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2026-03-07 06:47:30 UTC

Any news yet on the Israeli strategic adult diaper reserves?

2026-03-07 01:39:05 UTC

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All my immediate family have tags, chips, the lot. only time they don't is when they are getting bathed.

2026-03-07 01:21:01 UTC

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I left because it was that and 80% lost pets. Like an unreasonably high volume of lost pets. I did the math and these people had to loose their pets at least once every three years for the numbers to even make sense for my population.

2026-03-06 06:14:53 UTC

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Assassin's creed: Civil War. You are Duncoonius Johnson who enables all of the events leading up to the Civil War and then get to assisnate Stonewall (the snipe shot was a lie)

2026-03-06 05:40:18 UTC

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Well when life gives ya lemons. go to www.lemonparty.org for more correspondence on 4chan BBC status.

2026-03-06 05:17:07 UTC

Holy fuck bros the last BBC threads on /gif/ are over two days old. Is Israel getting pounded this hard?

2026-03-05 14:03:44 UTC

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They keep cranking the number lower and lower with no real reason to. I went to the gym 3 times a week for 1 hour of strenuous activity, cut my weight to lower than high school weight, and only ate home cooked stuff for an entire year and my cholesterol was still 5-15 higher than recommended. Astonishingly my female doctor at the VA of all places told me "Yeah you have been coming here for 5 years, I've seen you lose the weight and effort you put in it's just genetic and ignore it".

2026-03-05 07:21:56 UTC

Are you stupid or reprobate? I'm not some Siege tard those people are faggots and essentially Antifa. Let it all collapse but not by using the deaths of Whites wtf let them fail because we are not their dying for the jews. You are warped don't fucking quote post my posts NIGGER.

2026-03-05 07:21:40 UTC

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This is some navy seals copypasta

2026-03-03 15:46:41 UTC

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Oh no I totally love living around niggers and hate having a White nation.
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2026-03-03 15:31:37 UTC

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Yeah it would, instead of retarded black drug addicts with no talent of ambition.

2026-03-03 14:54:19 UTC

Hey Iran can you nuke America first? By America I mean New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, Philadelphia, San Antonio, San Diego, Dallas, and San Jose and Jacksonville?

2026-03-03 03:24:55 UTC

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Dont talk about my mutuals and I that way

2026-03-02 16:49:00 UTC

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Did you poop yourself?

2026-03-02 02:45:07 UTC

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Its all spyware you fucking retard @npub1kuw…g9mt

2026-03-02 02:41:16 UTC

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2026-03-01 20:08:47 UTC

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None of this paragraph was surprising when read in order.

2026-03-01 14:05:32 UTC

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USS Abraham Lincoln got shot in the middl eastern theater :02_laugh:

2026-03-01 13:47:28 UTC

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He didnt legally bomb Iran either :02shrug:

2026-02-28 19:55:42 UTC

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I mean having a conference anywhere recognizable is getting a missile chucked at you at mach 8. I also dont know if they cam back trace signals so I wouldnt say shit for a long time tbh. Maybe release a few pre recorded shit with things written like the date on them or something.

2026-02-28 07:07:10 UTC

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This is starting to lose momentum. Dude needs to come in with a black eye and a couple nights in jail to spice it up.

2026-02-26 04:21:16 UTC

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Boomers are still alive. They still make up about 20% of the population.

2026-02-25 18:43:07 UTC

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We are a predominantly white area and this store is the size of an abandoned supermarket.

2026-02-25 18:29:32 UTC

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There are 5-10k bottles at my liquor store.