Mr. Bruno :antiverified:

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#WeWontGoBack
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#ProgRock
#Puzzles
#CatHerder
#Trekkie
#Democrat
#Independent
#IveGotAToolForThat
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///rabbits.crawling.beautiful

BGA: https://boardgamearena.com/player?id=93581282
Wanderer (kayak trips): https://wanderer.adminforge.de/profile/@mrbruno/trails

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Last Notes

2026-06-17 00:42:54 UTC

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That's no way to talk about your stupid hooman.

2026-06-16 19:59:41 UTC

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Quite a chase!

2026-06-13 23:30:30 UTC

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Good ol' Rhonda.

2026-06-13 13:54:49 UTC

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Did you get fuckt? Eh? Eh??

2026-06-05 18:10:15 UTC

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Big guy!! I'm Jelly.

2026-05-31 00:14:46 UTC

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I can't hate Data!

2026-05-27 18:50:16 UTC

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Let's switch Chump's cosplay pin with this!

2026-05-26 17:49:02 UTC

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Is there an image of Sisyphus pushing on a Möbius strip? Certainly someone must have thought of this before.

2026-05-25 20:06:51 UTC

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I didn't know treason was an Olympic event.

2026-05-25 00:53:06 UTC

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docker pull merch

2026-05-20 16:34:22 UTC

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#JusticeForIcarus

2026-05-20 16:32:02 UTC

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Yah! Enough sunburns already! I won't need the sunscreen for my windshield or worry about freaking hot summers.
Shut up and take money.

2026-05-18 16:18:53 UTC

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How are we supposed to make toast in the tub? Personally, I like a bagel in the shower. Plain regular cream cheese, not that fruity crap.

2026-05-17 15:06:10 UTC

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Neat but fails when you have to explain it.

2026-05-11 22:42:53 UTC

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Hells yah! Burnt fuck the out!

2026-05-09 19:26:31 UTC

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Wow! You truly live rent free in the hearts and minds of your enthusiasts! Good on ya!

2026-04-30 00:10:02 UTC

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Just a normal day at the vet!

2026-04-25 17:53:08 UTC

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"Be ungovernable!"

2026-04-22 15:49:03 UTC

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He can't fight himself out of that lousy bag? I'm not worried.

2026-04-21 13:16:19 UTC

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I thought it was from Poet Laurette Charles X. Daniels, Esq.

2026-04-14 22:37:09 UTC

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Tagline: "Great ham taste!"

2026-04-14 19:17:34 UTC

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“No. Only sometimes on vacation for recreational human purposes.”

2026-04-14 00:17:16 UTC

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hey, it's like a sponge! Leave no soldier behind, mister!

2026-04-13 23:12:58 UTC

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Who? I barely recognize the name, truly.

2026-04-13 19:28:04 UTC

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The chair dude makes me think of Venus Flytrap's amazing burn on Herb Tarlek's wardrobe: "Somewhere out there there's a Volkswagen with no seats." (WKRP in Cincinnati, Y'al!!)

2026-04-10 19:25:06 UTC

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"I love plastic.
I love the way it feels.
I love the way it smells.
I love the way it doesn't talk back!"
TJ Teru

2026-04-06 16:55:20 UTC

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You could mint your own low-quality pop-ups!
Or: "*Cha-ching* You just earned $0.00 for reading this low-qualify fact!"

2026-04-05 21:55:30 UTC

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warp engines, of course!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/354/319/095/723/801/original/75d244c428339db2.mp4

2026-04-04 11:59:35 UTC

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Yeah, that'll happen when you're licking chump's ass.

2026-04-03 16:54:52 UTC

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For sure! My family had one of those big console jobs. It was like a bonfire.

2026-04-02 20:47:28 UTC

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Whatever you say, Rhonda.

2026-03-31 23:18:52 UTC

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Baby got back!

2026-03-31 19:03:33 UTC

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I'm still waiting for the flying car that I was promised!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/325/322/479/455/433/original/579edda308e2c5f2.mp4

2026-03-30 22:30:51 UTC

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It's like saffron, yes?

2026-03-25 23:13:39 UTC

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I want an angry hissing cat!!

2026-03-25 16:51:54 UTC

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DTF! Down To Float 🛥️

2026-03-23 15:56:44 UTC

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Is Fido smoking a cancer stick???? Holding a paintbrush?

2026-03-21 15:11:55 UTC

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I thought this was supposed to be low quality facts. That seems pretty high quality.

2026-03-16 15:35:17 UTC

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He's a wizard!!! Why for he need a gun?!? Maybe he's a faux wiz.

2026-03-14 21:17:41 UTC

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YOLO, lil bud!

2026-03-06 16:29:40 UTC

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Is "do it for Tim" in your profile?

2026-03-05 16:40:51 UTC

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Nice! Maybe a shaved patch with a Japanese tat? Koi fish? What's that toy-like think you can knock over and it rights itself?

2026-03-04 01:46:46 UTC

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I want a "Do you wish to continue?" with a single button labeled "Ok".

2026-02-28 14:28:07 UTC

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It would be funnier without the quotes. :)

2026-02-25 22:59:38 UTC

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No god? :blobsad:

2026-02-23 17:07:49 UTC

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Penguins? Come on. You call that camouflage??
What's the most ungovernable animal? It's a cat. 24x7

2026-02-20 20:36:28 UTC

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Liar. We have video.

2026-02-19 17:01:27 UTC

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Elmo wants to go to Mars, Let's help him.

2026-02-09 00:35:49 UTC

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Nayh, I want a SPORES hat.

2026-02-03 23:27:21 UTC

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"You farging icehole!"

2026-02-02 20:28:54 UTC

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https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/002/889/524/979/101/original/0c4ae3497fb46eda.mp4

2026-02-01 15:02:11 UTC

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At that point, all of the press should say "answer the last question"

2026-01-30 20:57:54 UTC

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all cats are cute

2026-01-29 01:33:45 UTC

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He looks happy, maybe well. Is frog? Weird green cat?

2026-01-27 23:09:06 UTC

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I'm already there. What now, lab geeks?

2026-01-26 22:50:26 UTC

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I don't get HBO, don't plan to get it.

2026-01-25 15:53:01 UTC

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WHAT??? YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP AND STOP MUMBLING! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

2026-01-22 14:19:54 UTC

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I prefer Alma Linux.
And no Nazis.

2026-01-16 18:00:20 UTC

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Wait! No one said the bear was a musician! That's a game changer!

2026-01-16 17:00:26 UTC

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I'll sue!! I burned myself on my napkin!!! What? Yeah, it might have been on fire. Why do you ask?

2026-01-15 18:15:49 UTC

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Cthulhu sushi! Mmmmm!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/900/471/809/535/661/original/01b7ab9c1785d65b.png

2026-01-09 14:20:34 UTC

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Sounds like Mr. Slave from South Park. "Jes' Chrs'..."
https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Slave
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/865/575/961/571/711/original/80bbebf0ea5c9a9d.png

2026-01-02 15:57:15 UTC

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Show me your research, chart boy! Video or it didn't happen!

2026-01-02 14:29:30 UTC

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It looks like kitty is giving off a huge fart. So, yeah, accurate.

2026-01-01 15:41:35 UTC

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Well, yeah, with all the sneaky ghosts!

2026-01-01 03:43:40 UTC

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Here are some quiet pretty fireworks! 🎆 🎇

2025-12-30 17:12:18 UTC

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that was just not right. I'm so glad he stood his grounds.

2025-12-28 13:30:03 UTC

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So when he's doing is performance review of you, do you just stare at the missing ear tip?
That's ok, I'm missing mine too.

2025-12-27 13:44:59 UTC

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Your cat as a cloaking system?! Jelly!!!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/791/824/374/671/829/original/3c6e6be9971bfcce.mp4

2025-12-20 12:50:27 UTC

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I thought it was because Astro the dog wanted a raise and had a "cannot cut" clause in his contract. He had the best agent at the time.

2025-12-16 21:32:11 UTC

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That's when they started kidnapping house pets.

2025-12-16 21:30:11 UTC

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They can dish out shade but not take it? I thought they were social media wizards.

2025-12-13 12:06:01 UTC

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"I was told there would be Chinese food"

2025-12-12 16:42:31 UTC

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Put that terrorist in jail! 🤣

2025-12-11 16:09:24 UTC

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What is this "ray dee oh" of which you speak?

2025-12-08 17:56:27 UTC

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No xenomorph? I am dismayed.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/685/228/251/613/265/original/852e3677868b8b3f.jpg

2025-12-02 00:25:28 UTC

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FOUND IT!
https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/

2025-12-02 00:20:13 UTC

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I looked but can't find it. I wish I could remember the URL

2025-12-02 00:04:57 UTC

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There's a site with "real" images like this for different occupations. It's sooooooo cringe!

2025-12-01 01:06:47 UTC

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Doesn't look much like him... But I suppose he might sue if they did. I don't want people wearing me on their socks either. Take note, evil-doers.

2025-11-30 22:33:28 UTC

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Show off!

2025-11-30 14:31:40 UTC

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Keep them out of everywhere!!

2025-11-26 17:38:10 UTC

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Hey, buddy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/617/196/692/361/209/original/246ff2331b03adfc.jpg

2025-11-24 13:41:53 UTC

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Instead of milk & cookies for Santa, I might put out vodka and porn for Satan. What kind do you think he likes? Looking for ideas for either as long as they're legal.

2025-11-23 13:32:32 UTC

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I AM the tabby this city needs. :batman:

2025-11-18 20:33:08 UTC

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Cheetos is good. Chee toes! Chee toz! 🧀 🦶 :blubcatuhh:

2025-11-18 17:42:30 UTC

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I remember the days when I was excited to receive an email!

2025-11-15 13:22:23 UTC

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I'd like to see a cybertruck/dumpster on fire. :blobcatonfire:

2025-11-13 14:23:39 UTC

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Very nice! But we need to see poop and they should scratch the litter.

2025-11-12 17:55:23 UTC

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Considering their environment, I think it would be wiser to just live inside a 'fro. Just leave eye and feet holes.

2025-11-10 17:20:57 UTC

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It also makes me think of a couple of my favorite youtubers... They were doing a fundraiser and Matt said he would get a tattoo created by his friend Seth if they hit a goal. And of course they did and Seth is NOT an artist.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/526/545/113/916/347/original/fd6c769fc57d48f6.jpg

2025-11-10 17:14:54 UTC

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They dumb us down with all the disinformation so we cant spel anymor!

2025-11-08 00:21:40 UTC

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P A S S :no:

2025-11-05 01:20:15 UTC

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and 99 Jar Jars ya dirty bird.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/494/460/214/701/885/original/499a17483b5d817e.mp4

2025-11-04 00:17:37 UTC

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He looks kinda sus. Don't turn you back on him!