Phil

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Last Notes

2026-02-24 21:54:57 UTC

Loop Szn
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2026-01-15 16:27:33 UTC

Gm, nostriches.
The rage bait is intensifying across Twitter / IG / YT.
Can you feel it, anon?

2026-01-12 15:06:38 UTC

Chasing it
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2025-12-12 20:35:06 UTC

Santa Claus, you dog
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2025-12-09 15:43:16 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/41dDygR3r7e926oGUXfrLt?si=FaR7EB8sS9idmptk_ga08A

2025-11-24 22:19:31 UTC

Ya know what I mean?
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2025-11-04 14:08:30 UTC

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Take their sats and never give them back

2025-11-03 18:52:22 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/0FQeZmAKQLLnZC5iTN6JuR?si=G_S5QdcMTiumpz_O-NmJew&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A5Matrg5du62bXwer29cU5T

2025-10-31 15:47:02 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/59ClUavkkfRhryajZBn2Lf?si=v6plFDu1SAGVF-O4hmvJhw

2025-10-26 23:54:00 UTC

New PR (Phil Record).
Runners run.
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2025-10-19 15:12:43 UTC

SB50 reunion, DT Ring of Honor, Greenlaw active. 250 - a milli by Christmas in play.
God bless, go Broncos.

2025-10-18 20:06:06 UTC

Just had a dream where I was filling out a form that gave me the option to write my bitcoin address for a payment. I simply wrote, “yes :)”

2025-10-17 17:22:41 UTC

Bitcoin is 6 figures and people are posting, “Buy when there’s blood in the streets.” Gm.

2025-10-11 13:44:48 UTC

There's something so beautiful about watching this play out over and over and over again.
All you have to do it stay humble and stack sats while all these gen-z and millennial retards gamble their lives away with 50-100x leverage.
Bipedal humanoids have collectively engineered the best money in our 7 million year history and we have Branston risking it all on the shitcoin du jour. WAKE UP.

2025-10-11 00:18:10 UTC

S/o to my fellow sickos who endured the crash from $69K to $16K, hodled the whole way down, and backed up the dump truck at the bottom.
Cute little drawdown we had today.

2025-10-10 22:36:38 UTC

Welcome to McDonald's, this is the Luxembourg Sovereign Wealth Fund, how may I take your order?
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2025-10-10 22:23:47 UTC

Luxembourg just applied for a job at McDonald’s

2025-10-10 21:44:47 UTC

Morgan Stanley getting a nice entry for their clients I see

2025-10-10 13:13:10 UTC

Maybe the real gold adjusted bitcoin bull market was the friends we made along the way. Gm.

2025-10-08 17:25:47 UTC

Bitcoin is about to rip our fucking faces off, isn’t it?

2025-10-07 21:04:17 UTC

250 - a milli by Christmas still in play. Enjoy the panic.

2025-10-06 02:29:06 UTC

You ever see 67,000 go dead silent? Broncos are back back.
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2025-09-23 18:49:49 UTC

A little over a month until my 3rd marathon. If there’s one thing I’ve learned along the way about training it’s this:
Anyone can do a long a Saturday long run. It’s sexy to set a distance PR or beat your best half time. But race day finishes are born on Tuesdays.
You wake up and your shins are baked, your knees creak, your hips are barking, and your feet are blistered. Put on the work boots, silence the inner-bitch voice, and grind out a shorty.
Saturdays are for the girls, Tuesdays are for champions.
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2025-09-23 03:30:13 UTC

Hand up, I got absolutely drilled by Week 3 of the NFL. We will rebuild.

2025-09-23 02:46:14 UTC

Ts & Ps for Ravens fans - Lamar has to play superhuman football for them to compete with the upper crust of the league. It’s simply not sustainable and has to be frustrating beyond belief to root for them.

2025-09-13 16:22:15 UTC

5 minutes off my PR. We’ll go again.
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2025-09-11 16:11:35 UTC

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Holy shit man, Klippsten is such a joke

2025-09-11 13:28:52 UTC

Go for those who can’t.

2025-09-10 22:08:39 UTC

America has lost its way

2025-09-09 16:15:13 UTC

This Cowboys doc on Netflix is a masterpiece

2025-09-09 15:28:54 UTC

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

2025-09-08 17:17:20 UTC

The Bank of Phil is humming, let’s have a Monday
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2025-09-05 19:03:22 UTC

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I've gotta see them live at some point. NYE in Aspen this year would be sick.

2025-09-05 16:46:34 UTC

Oh hell yes
https://open.spotify.com/track/5gmv3BgePSYiHnPJgY7oTJ?si=aM9PZW0NSwOxTPc7uxT2QQ&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A2tbXy11tUrsHG7CzjBCzgX

2025-09-04 16:34:47 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/2HbKqm4o0w5wEeEFXm2sD4?si=b298be9c915c4c45

2025-09-03 17:12:31 UTC

What a productive week in Coin Land:
It all started because I kept seeing @nprofile…kxcv posting about solo mining and how people were hitting the lotto for the entire block reward.
Ordered a Bitaxe and starting hashing - based on the current network strength, the expected time to add a block by yourself with ~1TH/s is 11,416 years.
Messaged my OG coin friend about my lottery ticket and he sent me some more robust options he was looking at. I ordered a Canaan Q and joined my first mining pool @nprofile…fd7j.
So far rev is 10,677 of the sweetest KYC-free sats these eyes have ever seen. Expected time until first payment, however, is 35 weeks and I simply can't stand for that. So what's to be done?
Ocean does LN payouts, but my little Umbrel node has been out of commission for years. I tried plugging it in yesterday and connecting but was getting a System Error and was unable to login. Dug through tons of forums and figured out how to flash it. And now she's back in business and running like a champ - 82% synchronized as we speak.
3 more Canaan Qs on the way for good measure. Oh, and now my nostr relay is up and running again via my RasPi4 Umbrel. I'll never forget the feeling of receiving my first zap direct to my locally hosted LN wallet / nostr setup. I couldn't stop laughing at the genius of it all. Somewhere along the way I lost that exuberance, but thankfully, it has found its way back.
In short, having fun playing with my Bitcoin.

2025-09-02 21:27:37 UTC

Steady lads, more hash inbound
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2025-09-02 18:50:28 UTC

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#NietzscheWouldScrub

2025-09-02 18:48:14 UTC

It's Tuesday and I have $5.75 worth of KYC free sats. I think I'm addicted to home mining.

2025-09-01 17:24:34 UTC

Mining with my homies @nprofile…fd7j
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2025-09-01 04:10:09 UTC

Stand-up comedians are the biggest contrarian indicator on the planet

2025-08-30 23:39:08 UTC

We have increased our hashing abilities by a factor of 93
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2025-08-30 21:03:53 UTC

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The crime in DC is mostly concentrated in certain parts of the city. Particularly across the river in SE.
It occasionally spills over to the city proper but it’s pretty rare. That being said, my building was shot up last year and there’s been multiple shootings on my block over the years. Roaming gangs of teens were terrorizing neighborhoods this summer.
All in all it’s probably a good thing, the local government here is so fucking incompetent.

2025-08-30 20:22:18 UTC

6 years ago my old man passed away. 15 good ones for him today carrying his old locker tag.
47 minutes faster than my last 15 miler on 7/24. There’s nothing better than find your gearbox again.
57 days out from the Marine Corps Marathon, this is where the fun starts.
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2025-08-29 18:49:35 UTC

Stay humble and spend sats
More soap from @nprofile…ud6p today and also a new lid from @npub1qny…95gx
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2025-08-29 16:06:24 UTC

Barenaked Fridays. Have a great weekend fam!
https://blossom.primal.net/95303c7813b298b0e9c3a29bc35cac73f9c2acd55594e4b59609ac4d960eec54.mov

2025-08-28 15:37:14 UTC

Here’s my new song, “Tonk.”
A nostr exclusive just for you guys.
https://blossom.primal.net/d55a13e1bca23db91ea825e78bcd4a9209ef4ae728355ce6b4cdbc4e9ec323d9.mov

2025-08-28 14:33:13 UTC

This kid would be fired up
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2025-08-28 14:30:59 UTC

I played my first open mic last night in D.C. at Madam’s Organ.
I had to go first and played an original. The MC asked me to play another, and then asked if I knew another song so I could accompany a female vocalist. So we’re chalking it up as a W.
I’ll start posting some music stuff for you guys going forward 🫡 🎸

2025-08-28 14:24:35 UTC

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IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD

2025-08-26 13:23:22 UTC

Deleted Instagram. Burn the boats. Gm.
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2025-08-26 13:16:46 UTC

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$115,895
Moscow time: 863

2025-08-25 21:52:49 UTC

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@nprofile…ts9q

2025-08-25 21:51:59 UTC

I’ve got a fever and the only cure is more hash
Thanks for the reciprocal tariff evasion @CryptoCloaks. And thanks for my Broncos node shell all those years ago!
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2025-08-25 18:31:04 UTC

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Thanks for the axe, note, and a copy of our manifesto. You’re a G. ⛏️⛏️

2025-08-25 18:19:58 UTC

Yo @nprofile…m6zq, your packing tape kicks ass dude
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2025-08-25 18:08:17 UTC

Mining like a mf ⛏️
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2025-08-24 23:50:06 UTC

Fall down 163 times, get up 164.
Closing up the shop for a while, this was my white whale.
“We go again.” -Tommy Fleetwood
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2025-08-22 21:50:27 UTC

Tropic Thunder 2 - it’s time

2025-08-22 15:13:34 UTC

Who’s back of the week:
Dr. Bull
#note1usy…9fyj

2025-08-21 14:14:54 UTC

Sometimes you just gotta go see about a girl

2025-08-12 02:11:20 UTC

One of those days
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2025-08-06 12:38:36 UTC

Gm from the CA/NV state line
Shitcoins are trees, Bitcoin is fairway. See the shot.
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2025-08-04 12:34:17 UTC

Our time
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2025-08-04 12:27:21 UTC

Gm, compañeros. Another week to be great!

2025-08-03 13:50:32 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/0oCEqFK9H3TZsxlj0jrGMf?si=5fZtz2fiTeGK9GAsEruljA

2025-08-01 17:17:38 UTC

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El Salvadorans that I’ve talked to in DC love this guy. Beats 40 years of gang war.

2025-07-31 13:45:28 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/4XMip32XS16zAngezD8bEv?si=O3Du28ZoQmyGF2aRHR-32A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2S1TTUATkAuCDld0tQjDpN

2025-07-31 13:28:24 UTC

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Dunkirk is so so good. Watched it again on a flight last month for the first time since it came out and it was even better the second time.
Call it the altitude, but the scene at the end when they put the friend’s name in the paper destroyed me.

2025-07-30 15:16:01 UTC

Just sent six figures of coin to my custodian. It cost me 17 cents and arrived in 20 minutes. In the year of our Lord 2025, how have people not figured out how fucking awesome this is?

2025-07-29 20:21:38 UTC

JFC, Saylor is putting on a fucking clinic while the rest of the world has their pud in their hand

2025-07-29 13:08:06 UTC

I don’t know what Cashu is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

2025-07-28 18:44:33 UTC

The only soap you can’t buy with cuck bucks. Thanks @npub1zzm…w5wy (and @npub1guh…6hjy for the rec)
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2025-07-26 14:02:49 UTC

Bitcoin because fuck being boomer exit liquidity
Let’s have a Saturday, gang

2025-07-24 23:03:55 UTC

15 years ago today my brother passed away in a motorcycle accident. 15 good ones for him today.
Miss ya always, Alto 🧡
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2025-07-24 16:46:14 UTC

My favorite thing that’s ever been posted on the internet
Legends never die
https://image.nostr.build/a1e3790389ac1612b01cbccc24cd5030c7f9aa3d5110ff5ec4e19d2ac994762c.jpg

2025-07-24 14:22:46 UTC

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Algebra rules, you’re regarded

2025-07-23 21:31:25 UTC

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Sick picture. Who took this, what’s the context?

2025-07-22 13:54:21 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/d89ddd74f15c2b858d422d7094e260ca8451fef2d01bcc350730b570260735cc.mp4

2025-07-22 13:14:53 UTC

Today I am grateful for:
1) Not having to run the rat race at a job I loathe to make ends meet
2) The ability to pick myself off the mat, regardless of how long I’ve stayed down
3) My family, who packed so much into the short time I was able to spend with them
4) The privilege to move my body and continue to get back into shape
Let’s have a day everyone.
Quote of the day:
“… fight some more.”
https://youtu.be/IezJHKUdIyQ?si=Ep8TVzA3-5NuPAcB

2025-07-21 20:44:08 UTC

Legs are starting to come back to life. Let’s fucking go.
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2025-07-19 16:44:18 UTC

Nasty work out there on the humidity. Down a quick 6 pounds.
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2025-07-18 13:36:53 UTC

Dangerously close to buying a chair again
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2025-07-15 07:17:35 UTC

BTC passed AMZN for mkt cap and the shorts got dog walked.
All the dickheads rushed in with leverage and got flushed the fuck out on the downside.
This is just the best, men. Stay humble and stack sats one time for us. I love this shit.

2025-07-14 16:58:38 UTC

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Sawft

2025-07-14 04:48:59 UTC

This is about to get so fucking tropical. Gn ostrich fam.

2025-07-14 01:30:05 UTC

The last bear market was so shitty we literally broke through the lowest bound of the rainbow chart
They had to add another color retroactively to justify its existence 😂
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2025-07-13 22:57:11 UTC

Honestly the only thing that could stop this rally in the ST is if China invades Taiwan

2025-07-13 19:38:23 UTC

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Every single person has an iPhone in their hand and AirPods in their ears. Idk about this one Uncle J.
They certainly are due for a course correction pretty soon here tho.

2025-07-13 19:28:34 UTC

😂😂😂
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2025-07-13 14:46:03 UTC

Going to be a big week

2025-07-13 14:42:41 UTC

I remember last bull run I actually sent sats to Willy Woo for his newsletter thinking it would help me time the top.
With all his analysis, he didn’t have a fucking clue. Nobody does. Trust yourself.

2025-07-11 17:56:53 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/6UmVu9VNdLr1BWkHElqTXG?si=rT9gmTA9SKmVNBBGxnmL1A

2025-07-11 01:37:31 UTC

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Ride or fucking die baby
https://open.spotify.com/track/02KFoxSm1qtEPIgXHDhwwX?si=fToWjnjBTsW4u0aKN-JV0w

2025-07-11 01:34:22 UTC

2x $58K gang, knock on wood if you’re with me

2025-07-10 20:51:25 UTC

New y-axis who dis?
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2025-07-10 02:56:09 UTC

… all your models are about to be destroyed

2025-07-08 17:15:57 UTC

About that time …
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2025-07-07 00:04:53 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/53XM8O6sQ4YzCq2jYgXuC6?si=Pis99Ml6SCGgPjtTWPiGNQ

2025-07-01 15:30:19 UTC

https://open.spotify.com/track/1dF5Y2dd7Wm4wZKvVjWBpr?si=AYq9KrWxRFC4DVF4iUe7lQ