alina🐾💖✨🏳️‍⚧️

@nprofile…mv7s my potential future employer wants me to write a librados appliance, they call it Hetzner Object Storage
wont say which company though /j
(my third technical interview is in 14 hours may god help me i havent written C++ full-time in 6 years)

2026-03-22 22:00:10 CET

things that happened today
- i became depressed because of C++ horrors
- my roommate bought me am EMF ticket??
-- (hmm how do i pitch the concept of a Eurostar as our travel method)
- i tried an experimental nootropic that is usually prescribed for dementia, for reasons within cmake and librados
- we documented the Ethernet wiring in our walls
- i lit fireworks mounted to a Flora Mate bottle on fire

2026-03-21 21:29:04 CET

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@nprofile…d73q the GNU foundation
https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.md

2026-03-21 21:13:43 CET

how to recognize a healthy FOSS project:
- Cargo.toml
- flake.nix
- agpl-3.0.md
- hosted on Codeberg or single-user forge, not GitHub
- commits signed using ssh rather than pgp or web-ui
- main/mistress branch instead of master
- commit messages like "i do not take any responsibility for commits made while tweaking on bees at 4am" made by some anarchist autistic catgirl
- no agents.md, no AI-linkedin-speak

2026-03-20 11:21:12 CET

i think it's okay to admire weapons of mass destruction from an engineering perspective and still be heavily pacifist

2026-02-17 21:27:01 CET

chat i may have accidentally recreated object oriented interface factory consumer hell in Nix, my favorite functional programming language

2026-01-28 22:09:55 CET

fuck every single whitepaper publication portal that hides behind cloudflare, sciencedirect.com specifically

2026-01-26 19:35:40 CET

what in the name of fuck is this vape agdkacskdhshdksus
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/962/838/356/455/808/original/c742b4edc243c52f.jpg

2026-01-21 18:06:01 CET

from fdisk(8)
DOS MODE AND DOS 6.X WARNING
Note that all this is deprecated. You don’t have to care about things like geometry and cylinders on modern operating systems. If you
really want DOS-compatible partitioning then you have to enable DOS mode and cylinder units by using the '-c=dos -u=cylinders' fdisk
command-line options.
... did people in the past partition their disks with circular geometry?? what???

2026-01-12 02:01:04 CET

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@nprofile…mv7s woahh

2026-01-12 02:00:05 CET

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@nprofile…mv7s i would do anything for an EUV suit and an ASML photolithography machine so i can make my own RISC-V ASICs but i'm poor and too mentally ill to reasonably acquire one without money :(

2026-01-12 01:34:54 CET

i hate how almost everyone gave up on understanding technology or doing things in general, and then call me insane when i try to motivate them by throwing myself at it at full speed to show them that learning things the hard way is still possible

2026-01-09 13:03:25 CET

john winterstodon
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2025-12-17 16:16:52 CET

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@nprofile…syqt once i built my own electric arc furnace i'll send you a sheet of graphene to do QA with :p /hj

2025-12-17 15:59:08 CET

feeling very "adults are evil" core lately and suddenly people try go actually help me. what the hell

2025-12-13 18:58:28 CET

is it a cliché to call the S3 bucket or host for your Ceph's or postgres's write-ahead-log WAL-E

2025-12-13 00:23:04 CET

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@nprofile…syqt lmaoo

2025-12-13 00:02:07 CET

i should also look into DHCPv6 prefix delegation

2025-11-24 23:57:56 CET

is anything real

2025-11-19 17:04:10 CET

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@nprofile…syqt holy shit wow.

2025-11-19 16:39:19 CET

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@nprofile…syqt you can sniff PCIe?? i need to see that. or better, try is myself. will see whether i can find a logic analyzer capable of that somewhere in one of the hackspaces here in Berlin :3

2025-11-19 16:33:17 CET

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@nprofile…syqt nope! will check it out though

2025-11-19 16:30:57 CET

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@nprofile…syqt WOAH THAT'S SO COOL

2025-11-13 19:38:39 CET

alina in 4 frames summarized
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/543/837/925/726/755/original/0e69f543e844db1b.jpg

2025-11-03 18:44:32 CET

i need a hazmat suit

2025-10-12 19:36:12 CEST

pros of listening to music exclusively as a scripted pile of FLACs that you continuously scrape and torrent using the metadata your old streaming services provide that lists all songs you have ever liked on the account on their systems:
- if there's a song you dont like you can write a kys script to tell the file to kill itself and shred it into a million pieces
- the algorithm wont force you to listen to it over and over again despite the fact that you tried everything in your power to block it
- there is no algorithm
- you are the algorithm
- seriously what the fuck is wrong with Spotify and Tidal

2025-10-12 07:52:50 CEST

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@nprofile…pl7n they basically saved my life one or two times and got me into drugs and out of homelessness and into sooo much drama in my friend circle

2025-10-12 07:49:07 CEST

i'm still not sure what software to run on fedi.alina.dog hmmm
akkoma would be comfy but from what i saw it might not be as compatible with my laptop's tablet mode as Iceshrimp.NET... but i also dont wanna use iceshrimp because the devs are people from my irl and i dont want my infrastructure to depend on them

2025-10-12 00:45:03 CEST

what was this about again? like genuinely i forgor
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/357/950/818/575/152/original/60a17ebaa134198f.jpg

2025-10-07 03:51:17 CEST

rate the puppy's setup :3
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/330/374/537/877/536/original/82e929a07be57274.png

2025-09-12 07:45:36 CEST

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME
CANT WAKE UP

2025-09-12 07:09:02 CEST

[ERROR] stdout) Sep 12 07:08:25 arielle systemd[1]: Started qbittorrent BitTorrent client.
[ERROR] stdout) Sep 12 07:08:25 arielle systemd[1]: qbittorrent.service: Main process exited, code=dumped, status=6/ABRT
[ERROR] stdout) Sep 12 07:08:25 arielle systemd[1]: qbittorrent.service: Failed with result 'core-dump'.
wehhhhh

2025-09-11 14:29:01 CEST

i'm confused whether i should use podman or buildah

2025-09-11 13:28:08 CEST

i'm gonna spawn a systemd container with valve's gamescope wayland compositor running a AAA game on a cloud compute VM with a datacenter grade GPU, and stream the wayland session to my laptop via waypipe and no one can stop me
yes it will have a nixos module and package build helpers for packaging fitgirl repacks with proton, i've done that years ago already when i was still a script kiddie writing bash scripts for our GNU/Linux game piracy scene group jc141
if i can spawn unlimited compute VMs for free i might as well make use of it

2025-09-10 13:52:38 CEST

is there any good material for cutting boards
wood can't be put into the dishwasher
plastic scrapes off and gives you cancer
glass has no grip

2025-09-09 15:22:04 CEST

in Berlin we have dozens of shady businesses that basically just slap Lieferando/Uber Eats couriers, pharmacies that sell weed, and hilariously easy online surveys together so they can send you a mail after a few minutes saying a real doctor™️ approved it
then the weed gets delivered to your door step for like 7€ per gram, by a random food delivery service that doesn't even ask for your ID
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/174/533/045/635/716/original/4d57a4b50c67dd18.png

2025-09-07 12:59:38 CEST

chat you have exactly 10 minutes to suggest me media to download for my 12 hour train ride

2025-09-07 01:41:43 CEST

so as it turns out the cw sh doesn't stand for everyone's favorite POSIX shell

2025-09-06 11:05:04 CEST

swiss trains have their own janky ahh GRUB bootloader theme lmao
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/156/546/816/896/704/original/29afdcc92dee76b3.jpg

2025-09-05 21:48:27 CEST

neobots get neopats

2025-08-28 19:46:57 CEST

lmao lichess gives you a full tutorial for various ad blocking options on the modern web
https://lichess.org/ads

2025-08-28 18:57:09 CEST

is it morally ethical to make Sims 4 characters of your friends and ship them

2025-08-26 08:34:38 CEST

i think my Pixel 8a with GrapheneOS will be my last phone
not just because it is very good in almost every aspect, but because if it ever breaks i will just not buy a new phone
phone's suck, a small laptop with an LTE modem would be much more useful and healthy to carry with me all day because the barrier to opening it is a lot higher since i have it in my backpack instead of my pocket
i dont want to look at a screen every time i dont know what to do, i want to escape the electronic anaesthesia they put us in

2025-08-24 13:54:54 CEST

fuck Spotify. Navidrome is meh. i just throw FLACs into my S3 bucket that i have mounted on every device, they have proper metadata and i wrote some neat fzf scripts for launching them with mpd and rmpc
by being a network and infrastructure engineer i can just use and operate on data in whatever form i want, and the best and most widely supported form is just regular ass files

2025-08-22 18:34:00 CEST

hot take: programs in $PATH should be case insensitive

2025-08-21 13:24:11 CEST

decaffeinated Monster whennnn

2025-08-20 22:29:42 CEST

it is 2025 and Cogent is still not peering over IPv6 with Hurricane Electric, which today for the first time ever, has mildly inconvenienced me
guess my AS being announced in ARIN has to wait for a bit then
but this is a great opportunity for me to resurrect the original thread of how it happened that i have found in my thousands of bookmarks
https://mailman.nanog.org/pipermail/nanog/2009-October/014017.html

2025-08-20 19:49:22 CEST

nvim was my first and only text editor ever and i feel stupid for never managing to get comfortable with IDEs that have a shitton of features
i dont even really use any plugins, just rawdogging rust and nix
someone told me i should start using an LSP at least, i hope it wont be too much of a distraction

2025-08-19 01:18:56 CEST

WHO SAYS I CAN'T USE A DISHWASHER AS A WASHING MACHINE

2025-08-18 12:26:29 CEST

please take a look at this absolute cutie dragging along a single IC(?) wagon
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/049/280/450/862/683/original/5fd44e58531debd5.jpg
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/049/280/521/658/378/original/7c6381f2afd70a7c.jpg
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2025-08-18 12:21:54 CEST

please remember to clean your shaft
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/049/265/527/928/271/original/6964a759001a64a8.jpg

2025-08-16 21:48:28 CEST

unsure whether i want to implement my desktop client interface as a wayland compositor or TUI
i kinda want to be able to use Vulkan shaders and have proper SVG rendering and dynamic updates
but besides that i could do fine with something that runs in a terminal, and i also wanna be able to run it over ssh after all

2025-08-16 12:43:36 CEST

Berlin Centraal
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/038/026/942/330/316/original/39eb0fe35fcc7722.jpg

2025-08-14 14:48:45 CEST

so apparently i have 519 accounts according to bitwarden. how do people who dont use a password manager keep track of anything
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/027/193/352/572/642/original/ba25baa79b8559e5.jpg

2025-08-13 18:53:02 CEST

puppy has taken a shower! everyone say good girl
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/022/489/274/819/058/original/d569a92795db7723.jpg
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/022/489/306/876/726/original/1a938536d15fa896.jpg
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2025-08-13 17:12:15 CEST

i do the puppy head tilt thing when im talking to people. its so over.

2025-08-13 16:46:36 CEST

recommend me good mail clients for android please
it should look relatively modern

2025-08-13 15:16:21 CEST

"autism speaks"
wrong, autism barks

2025-08-13 14:44:05 CEST

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@nprofile…vpe5 pretty!

2025-08-13 12:16:05 CEST

leak your home screen and i'll rate it, here's mine
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/020/923/205/818/099/original/6ed879b51bc18b7e.png
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2025-08-11 13:28:53 CEST

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@nprofile…zn5x the jade from the village i'm at WHY2025 ^^

2025-08-11 00:51:39 CEST

jade is a psyop by big gay to sell more gay

2025-08-10 11:07:40 CEST

alright where do i get breakfast at WHY now

2025-08-09 13:50:19 CEST

forcing proprietary software onto people should be illegal

2025-08-08 18:04:17 CEST

dutch people CANNOT be serious
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/993/990/078/737/564/original/14679437efb7368b.jpg

2025-08-08 16:12:14 CEST

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@nprofile…vpe5 @nprofile…enrd that's just misinformation

2025-08-08 16:06:55 CEST

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@nprofile…enrd wait doesn't everyone host their own nameservers, that's like one of the first things i set up in my infrastructure because i was tired of having to manually adjust my dns records in njal.la's web interface each time i did a new deploy

2025-08-08 13:26:48 CEST

do you still like me

2025-08-07 12:04:11 CEST

i wanna get into emacs because of org-mode and org-roam but it's so unintuitive and ugly and hard to configure because i dont know how to write any elisp
(am currently still using neovim/nixvim)

2025-08-06 16:07:00 CEST

i made a big pot of curry with pak choi, red bell peppers, a beeg leek and lots of udon noodles :3
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/982/204/448/038/102/original/8091ccb0eb394bed.jpg

2025-08-06 00:41:18 CEST

i just sent my crush a 4 minute long voice message where i explain various Bavarian dishes in Bavarian. they probably hate me now help

2025-08-04 10:22:18 CEST

today's fit. fully equipped puppy ready for more cloud bullshit
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/969/518/559/554/545/original/748e3667dcbad18f.jpg

2025-07-29 01:30:13 CEST

hey i got invited to an apartment viewing for a flat that is the same size as my current one but costs 1000€ less

2025-07-06 20:42:52 CEST

kholing to breakcore would fix me

2025-06-22 15:12:10 CEST

in case anyone is wondering how it's going with enabling support for RFC9250 in unbound
C was a mistake
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/727/181/886/918/637/original/99a58b284d070dc4.png

2025-05-03 13:28:13 CEST

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@nprofile…kqey hmmm like 28-30? :o

2025-05-03 11:06:15 CEST

what is it always with me and crushing on 34 year old people, thinking they're only a bit older than me
how do they look so young wtf

2025-05-03 10:15:59 CEST

this can't be real, i'm probably just dreaming and should hopefully wake up soon right

2025-05-03 10:07:30 CEST

awawawawa
maybe i should just stop live posting and head to the ER.

2025-05-02 20:29:48 CEST

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@nprofile…0g2w it's called petrichor and yes it's amazing

2025-04-30 22:06:16 CEST

this is the second time im my life i'm moving to Berlin all by myself to start a new life, and i'm not even 20 yet lmao
i already left behind two universities and got a corpo FAANG job without a degree
i've been homeless, i almost died so many times, my whole body was engulfed in flames twice, i've done like every drug there is (except psychedelics)
i learned 5 languages and travelled far and wide across most of Germany, and soon hopefully the entire world
i'm going to beat this game no matter what

2025-04-30 09:24:07 CEST

i should really learn to charge my shit before i go to sleep, because for some reason every electronic device only lasts for a few hours

2025-04-29 20:31:00 CEST

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@nprofile…eqa5 smol AND dutch >~<

2025-04-29 20:19:10 CEST

my passport says that i am probably taller than most of you :3
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/422/627/458/943/338/original/69a6b5b07f30588b.jpg

2025-04-29 18:44:59 CEST

i'm so glad i don't have to admin anything microsoft related

2025-04-29 15:46:15 CEST

did ypu know: i'm pretty and hot and soo cute and grabbable :)

2025-04-29 08:23:38 CEST

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@nprofile…cmkj yes i just corrected it, typo oopsie

2025-04-28 14:36:28 CEST

i'm puppy :3

2025-04-28 07:50:35 CEST

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touching grass :o
(i really love this cyberdog rave spraypaint croptop >.<)
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/414/020/229/528/019/original/035ecce82e13b19d.jpg

2025-04-28 07:39:54 CEST

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@nprofile…j23f i'm a puppygirl, of course i do matrix
although the conduwuit project is kinda dead now since a few weeks so uh not really anymore

2025-04-28 07:37:53 CEST

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@nprofile…28qm what

2025-04-28 07:25:52 CEST

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@nprofile…hd2u why plumber? 😭

2025-04-28 07:22:37 CEST

chat what do we say of today's fit
i feel like a walking cliché of a german hacker
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/413/908/112/165/138/original/cf7f44fd4a43f689.jpg

2025-04-28 06:57:19 CEST

meowning~

2025-04-27 17:19:10 CEST

does nail hardener also work for girldicks

2025-04-27 10:57:54 CEST

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@nprofile…9rpf they're making another one??????
also, 2005, i'm turning 20 in July

2025-04-27 10:33:57 CEST

hydraulics are called that because they originate from the ancient hydra. means that if you cut off one pressured gas tank-*explodes and rips alina into pieces*