:skeltaldoot: ӺꞦȺꞤҞ :skeltaldoot:

I've legit told most of fedi every stupid detail about me and so far no one has come to bother me.
Mother fuckers 🥺
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2026-04-11 00:36:25 UTC

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My God. What have you done?
This is dangerous.

2026-04-11 00:18:15 UTC

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I want one. I have a Bigfoot one on my Jeep that says "i hate people"

2026-04-11 00:05:50 UTC

@Decayable if you should decide to sell sticker packs i think this would sell like meth in a Kentucky trailer park.
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2026-04-10 02:11:42 UTC

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Don't. Don't take the bot road man. There are other paths to making people lard asses

2026-04-10 02:09:05 UTC

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Probably like M L XL XXL and FolkLore

2026-04-10 02:06:59 UTC

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So will you retire the old shop then?

2026-04-10 02:01:52 UTC

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I honestly just want to get some trucks and decay prints i can frame and hang up

2026-04-10 00:55:43 UTC

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We picked up an Epson one similar to this (the one with the big ink tanks) and it works really well.

2026-04-08 16:47:32 UTC

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Just be polite amd honest and if that doesn't work point to the picture on the bosses desk and ask "who's the cunt?"

2026-04-05 22:27:47 UTC

I finally have a pair of boots that are listed as waterproof and actually are. Now that is a nice feel.
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2026-04-03 01:41:31 UTC

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How about we motivate each other?
Of course that means I'll have to do a metric fuck ton more motivating but I'm game if you are.

2026-04-03 01:37:57 UTC

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Is that what you want to take away from this?

2026-04-03 01:24:57 UTC

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Nah man i definitely need to drop some weight. Going thru a divorce and then all the other shit i have the last two years didn't do my waistline any favors. I've been mostly eating those fancy ass salad bowls that the millennials seem to like. You know where you basically make a salad but like section all the ingredients in a big bowl then take a picture of it like your Ansel Adams at the Grand Fucking Canyon.
I think I've cut my caloric intake in half but have been drinking like 4 or 5 liters of water a day and increased my cigarette smoking to make up for it.

2026-04-03 01:14:16 UTC

I haven't eat since 8pm last night because i don't want to look like Folklore.
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2026-04-02 03:18:48 UTC

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2026-04-01 03:06:00 UTC

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Umm. I don't like Oklahoma or that other thing you said

2026-04-01 03:03:56 UTC

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I don't (i do).

2026-03-26 15:12:13 UTC

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my DMs are just Cumwipe saying lol, Dreamer trying to get me to send dick pix, you sending weird .rar files, and old Pixie messages.

2026-03-26 15:08:54 UTC

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We never even got to see his tits. :sadkot:

2026-03-26 15:05:51 UTC

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It was the yogurt pot what done him

2026-03-26 13:46:10 UTC

It rubs the holy unguents on the skin or else it gets the electrowhip again.
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2026-03-13 05:32:10 UTC

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I'll follow you. Forever.
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2026-02-25 12:25:11 UTC

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I got a hand cramp just looking at it

2026-02-13 03:39:41 UTC

If i haven't told you all lately, frank loves you. Well everyone except that one person.
You know who you are.
Ass-wipe.
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2026-01-25 05:42:00 UTC

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2026-01-14 03:19:32 UTC

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2026-01-04 17:36:20 UTC

Ha ha
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2025-12-29 06:14:32 UTC

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I've literally never eaten a hotdog that I've not cooked at home

2025-12-29 06:03:12 UTC

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How are the hot dogs tho?

2025-12-25 23:26:23 UTC

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Send juan wife pics.

2025-12-17 23:25:24 UTC

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Years ago i used to work security for a casino and they had s tobacco shop that I would get these clove cigarettes. They were a blend of french tobacco and clove. They came in this fancy retro sliding box. fantastisch!
I miss that.

2025-12-17 23:18:24 UTC

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What brand tobacco?

2025-12-17 22:44:49 UTC

I went shopping today.
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2025-12-17 01:11:52 UTC

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At first I thought you were talking about NPC and I was like whaaat that does sound right so then i read all that tiny tiny print and now am upset for having to do that.
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2025-12-16 22:37:51 UTC

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You (nor your legal team) can *prove* it's cum.

2025-12-16 22:28:14 UTC

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Ok here me out...
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2025-12-16 22:23:12 UTC

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"NOW WITH BONUS GOO!" And the font can spin around and bounce. Add some sort of stinger music. Give me a minute and I'll mock something up

2025-12-16 19:54:26 UTC

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big time disgusting merch opportunity! You can sell Suis bathwarter and tell people it's this broads.

2025-12-16 19:46:57 UTC

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2025-12-16 19:43:44 UTC

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Gib pozole recibe.

2025-12-13 20:05:11 UTC

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Yes. Hippies either died of syphilis or became yuppies that now own 5 houses and squander their family wealth on old cars and whatever other dumb shit boomers waste their time on.

2025-12-13 19:41:53 UTC

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For you but now she is walking about with big dick energy

2025-12-13 19:39:31 UTC

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Gee i don't know, maybe because its -5 out and my social apathy won't be accepted as payment for gas?
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2025-12-11 11:51:51 UTC

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2025-12-11 11:50:11 UTC

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So moist

2025-12-11 11:34:44 UTC

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I got something for you to feel
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2025-12-11 08:49:16 UTC

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I suppose if by the same you mean it has beats and rhythm then ya sure it's exactly the same

2025-12-11 08:14:20 UTC

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2025-12-07 20:02:29 UTC

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Wait, so you're not Tony the Painter anymore?
Why didn't anyone tell me!😒

2025-12-07 19:55:04 UTC

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Geez Tony, i think your cats might be a little retarded.

2025-11-24 02:02:55 UTC

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man, Coleen's work has gotten really abstract lately.

2025-11-24 00:06:04 UTC

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It was all divide and conquer and all directed at the USA

2025-11-23 23:42:05 UTC

Turned out most of the force fed internet is indians, Bangladeshi and Israel pretending to be maga muricans. Strange days.
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2025-11-22 04:55:59 UTC

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2025-11-21 23:38:09 UTC

🚨 BREAKING: The Department of Justice will HIDE certain names on the Epstein List for "National Security Concerns".
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2025-11-19 19:07:22 UTC

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Ol' lemon dick they called him

2025-11-19 18:57:56 UTC

Man i miss those black and white tabloids that were at the grocery store check out. We need another batboy
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2025-11-19 00:47:57 UTC

"The files are a hoax, but we can't release them unredacted because they are also full of national security shit also trump was an informant for the files that are a hoax because of Russian collusion and he never even met Epstein and why didn't Biden something something Democrat shut down and stimulus checks."
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2025-11-17 11:39:37 UTC

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"oka..claaaough...k" fugn Basics are harsh

2025-11-17 10:21:53 UTC

Said something out loud for the first time in 6 hours.
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2025-11-16 22:03:55 UTC

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2025-11-10 03:01:01 UTC

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You get your shit together. There's something in the sea.
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2025-11-07 12:07:07 UTC

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2025-11-07 07:14:47 UTC

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2025-11-06 19:39:53 UTC

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I like how RFK did a Shaggy "let's get outta here man"

2025-11-06 19:15:29 UTC

*Dude croaks in the oval office*
Trumps face = 😒
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2025-10-31 00:51:07 UTC

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2025-10-30 04:08:26 UTC

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The funniest part of this is Dagnar thinking a guy like this had any dignity to begin with.

2025-10-30 03:57:05 UTC

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The jar gets what the jar gets.
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2025-10-30 01:41:45 UTC

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Mini painting used to be my jam. It's how i paid for most of my armies.
Now it's like my apricot marmalade. It sounds good until you try to eat it.
That was a terrible anology because apricots ate delicious. Change that to ass flavored marmalade..

2025-10-30 01:28:31 UTC

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That reminds me. I have like 600 bucks worth of Raging Heros sisters i need to paint and throw away

2025-10-30 01:24:38 UTC

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This is so cool. Why did they have to ruin it Doll? I used to be the biggest 40k nerd in nerdland and they gave it hyper AIDS

2025-10-29 21:38:52 UTC

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2025-10-21 07:58:40 UTC

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2025-10-19 22:58:57 UTC

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Nice 80s vibe

2025-10-19 22:56:35 UTC

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2025-10-16 05:57:00 UTC

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2025-10-14 21:44:43 UTC

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I'm only poking fun so people will notice me. 🥲

2025-10-14 21:41:59 UTC

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2025-10-14 02:47:02 UTC

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You can trust me. I am sane and not affiliated with any agency.
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2025-10-14 02:42:29 UTC

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how many latex condoms full of black tar did you bring back

2025-10-13 02:37:04 UTC

Benadryl, bourbon, bed. Goodnight.
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2025-10-12 03:28:29 UTC

☺️
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2025-10-11 21:36:16 UTC

It's pretty good. I don't know what all the fuss is about.
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2025-10-11 02:49:19 UTC

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This is why i consider everyone an adversary.

2025-10-10 10:57:39 UTC

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2025-10-07 08:32:29 UTC

@[email protected] wanna go fishing?
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2025-10-07 08:27:20 UTC

This insufferable night feels like the inevitable heat death of the universe will happen before it ends. 😊
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2025-10-05 23:12:38 UTC

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2025-10-03 20:00:04 UTC

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2025-10-02 06:25:22 UTC

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But it could, right?