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2025-09-17 03:02:28 UTC

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She told me she finally scored a turkey when I got back, which I just thought meant dinner or something but now I wanna puke 🤮

2025-09-17 02:48:57 UTC

The best part of my day was when Frenchie sent me the pantie shot and confirmed she really does have freckles on her bottom, which let me tell you orange freckles on alabaster skin is glorious I'll never forget this.
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2025-09-17 02:42:35 UTC

I just laughed harder than I've laughed in weeks. Woke the dog up.
Well played, sir.
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2025-09-16 14:29:26 UTC

Just because she's right about Occupied Palestine, doesn't mean she's not also a filthy whore.
#note1hf4…tpjl

2025-09-16 02:53:26 UTC

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No, I'm super nice to both her and @npub1jrj…s5jw but they are both too cold hearted and mean to appreciate the literally nicest guy on the whole stupid fedi

2025-09-15 22:50:03 UTC

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There's a lot happening on twitter right now, summarized as:
>you mean there's actually people out there who are farther right than charlie?

2025-09-15 12:18:07 UTC

Watch this. It's good. And it's Sam Hyde, so it's quick yet biting.
I don't think I'm in the same place as a lot of people. I've known about this for decades. I don't feel shock or outrage. I don't even feel stunned at the lack of immediate reprisal.
This will be all of us, everywhere. Or we can end the problem.
But we aren't going to vote our way out of this. We aren't going to fix the issue of being ruled by hostile foreigners who hate us and want us dead, by replacing them with other hostile foreigners who also hate us and want us dead.
The town I grew up in was destroyed by niggers in the riots of the late 60's and early 70's. Destroyed. Rebuilt as suburbs on ground nearby, but the old town was still there. Still standing yet destroyed.
We cannot live with them. The niggers want to kill us, but no moreso than the jew wants to kill us.
To state the solution is to openly fedpoast, risking ourselves individually as well as the site we would poast on. But there remains only one solution.
One.
We cannot live with them. We can no longer retreat.
Our people love a good fight, but They know from millennia's experience not to bring the fight to Us. They subvert, and they launch niggers at us, from a distance.
Waiting for things to get better is why things have gotten worse, year over year, for over a century.
We cannot live with them. We cannot retreat. We cannot wait them out. The fight must be brought to them.
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2025-09-15 04:09:57 UTC

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What movie was that

2025-09-14 21:23:42 UTC

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I just ate a mango so ripe, it was fermenting.
Might die later idk

2025-09-14 19:39:59 UTC

There's more and more bad shit happening, and we still aren't forgetting that every elite on Earth is already guilty.
#note1e6q…hxx9

2025-09-14 14:02:44 UTC

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As an aside; if he feared for his soul rather than his body, he'd stop cowering in fear altogether.
Man should fear God and nothing else.
If there's one thing that's been proven by the outcome of the 20th Century, it's that "releasing men from their outdated Christian beliefs" has left them all simping cowardly faggots.

2025-09-14 04:26:55 UTC

Is this real
https://i.poastcdn.org/03/de/35/03de353168b08b6d2a67cb9154dd9d61557f44166ccc3f158fe495dd1434a577.jpg

2025-09-14 03:18:49 UTC

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Poor little feller thought was "asp hole".

2025-09-14 03:10:23 UTC

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Look more closely. She was bitten by a snake. She needs you to suck the poison out so she doesn't die.

2025-09-13 15:31:46 UTC

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Which one?
....and which cascade? You gotta narrow it down a little, fren.

2025-09-12 17:48:35 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/48/75/86/487586a7011461940b42cf9656099264f94de86b7cbf267bdb89866a5a6f509b.png

2025-09-12 13:20:59 UTC

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I looked him up yesterday. I'd read years ago that he was a Sephardic jew, kicked out of Iberia. The Internet is now very insistent that he was definitely an Orthodox Christian Serbian.

2025-09-12 12:32:00 UTC

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"...WHICH WE TOTALLY DIDN'T DO BY THE WAY..."

2025-09-12 04:44:15 UTC

He's only crying because he actually understands what this means...
Moderate Centrism is dead. From now on, when his team kills one of ours, ten of his team die. Maybe a hundred.
They're not stupid, they're just evil. And assassination is now on the table.
#note1fhp…gh2f

2025-09-11 20:31:46 UTC

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Imagine showing mercy to people who caused this
https://i.poastcdn.org/33/68/5a/33685a1ac1d881702ed9f3c8638264519c61be27aacced12b3119bb916aae3bf.png

2025-09-11 19:55:21 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/fb/ca/ee/fbcaee644e72c5107fefea0cf92aed0f2a25799dbbae075e06d972ae37aa86f7.png

2025-09-11 18:31:22 UTC

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Paying for Cable TV (with it's ads). People have been doing it for a long time.

2025-09-11 03:09:07 UTC

Evergreen High School in Colorado, today. Roughly the same time.
They're going to get a tranny shooting and an Israeli assassination on the same day.
#note1gk5…8yxm

2025-09-11 02:57:09 UTC

1 in 3 at the beginning of the 20th.
About 1 in 20 today.
Maintaining the status quo leads directly to our death.
#note1adc…50yl

2025-09-11 02:39:44 UTC

All of these people have names and home addresses.
#note146k…hum8

2025-09-10 21:40:15 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/86/c6/a8/86c6a8e51f82fa4b481c74e5c296fda1cd09ccfada84b33d543fdbf04e4d15d7.png

2025-09-10 21:11:24 UTC

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One other note; the types of men capable of a precise shot like that, not just the neck but the jugular, from 200 yards...
...those types of men don't generally support "The Left". Unless they're paid to do so.
This wasn't some tranny that was MKUltra activated. This was a professional hit.

2025-09-10 20:56:52 UTC

Fam,....
....
.... did they just assassinate Charlie Kirk to defuse the racial tension of beautiful White Iryna Zaretska being murdered by a nigger?

2025-09-10 17:36:35 UTC

The murderer seen below should be publicly hanged.
The subversive Traitor seen below should be burned alive.
#note1elh…q6mp

2025-09-10 03:04:24 UTC

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He should be killed before he gets to trial.

2025-09-09 22:48:36 UTC

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I don't agree with this. Mass execution is how you solve the problem.
We used to hang thieves. Now we let murderers walk free because they're "too stupid to stand trial".
Kill everyone unable to actively advance civilization, and watch the quality of life increase rapidly (for us, not them lol).

2025-09-09 22:24:59 UTC

"For example, today we discussed trading our 3 million pajeets for several hundred pounds of locally sourced organic Basmati rice and a bronze teapot, we're making the best deals folks, the best, yuuge deals."
#note12c3…nedm

2025-09-09 15:42:52 UTC

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I think that tranny (last week? week before?) had actually said, "I wish I didn't brainwash myself."

2025-09-09 15:20:34 UTC

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I can't recall American Graffiti, but wasn't it just an homage to boomerism?

2025-09-09 03:08:21 UTC

NOOOOOO SHE'S TOO HOT TO DIE!!!😭 😭 😭
#note1l3z…zsjq

2025-09-09 02:57:55 UTC

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MOST MEN ARE TOO INSECURE TO HANDLE MY SASSY SARCASM
They really are all exactly the same.

2025-09-09 02:55:33 UTC

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THX was jarring. I haven't seen it since the 90's. Really need to watch it again.

2025-09-09 02:45:01 UTC

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Just watched an interesting short documentary about how Star Wars is a "Silent Movie" told through the music...
...in the midst of which I learned that in the late 70's, you could rent Super 8 copies of the movie reedited as a silent movie complete with screencaps (i.e. "Inside Ben's home"). Officially released. As a silent movie.
Because that's how he'd designed the movie. The shots told the story, rather than the dialogue.

2025-09-08 23:12:32 UTC

>SPQR
>Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the Roman people)
I'd be willing to bet real dollars that the people who think about Rome at least weekly (or every single day if you're not a faggot) are not "misusing" SPQR in our desire to see our homelands unified and returned to our own power...
...and the jews all burned alive...
...when considering the strength of a People brought together by a leadership of and for Them.
We aren't going to rebuild The West unless we first take it back. Rome was not made great by crying sissies. Rome created their imperium by ruthlessly dominating everyone they encountered. They were never scared of a fight. They were honorable and merciful to their allies.
Their enemies they merely killed with neither regret nor restraint.
https://hyperallergic.com/457510/the-misuse-of-an-ancient-roman-acronym-by-white-nationalist-groups/

2025-09-08 21:42:35 UTC

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My favorite part of every day is when I go back and read what I wrote earlier that same day I really crack me up.

2025-09-08 19:45:10 UTC

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I BELIEVE ME

2025-09-08 19:42:54 UTC

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No? Look, we've been discussing your tids for years now. B-cup with freckles. Red hair and blue eyes. You have named the man I must vanquish to have you. Some things cannot not be forgotten. Like the sound of your voice saying nigger. Or that one nakie pic you sent at 2:15am on April 20, 2021 and then tried to delete from DM's but haha funny story I saved it before you could delete send me more or I release file.

2025-09-08 19:34:38 UTC

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Pics or it didn't happen.

2025-09-08 15:21:40 UTC

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Is Lexi a jew? She's blaming me for "bad behavior" while taking part in spelling my name wrong?
>the jew will always tell you what happened to him but he'll never tell you why
For shame, Lexi. For shame.

2025-09-08 14:20:27 UTC

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OMG LEXI MY NAME IS G. R. E. G. WTF STOP LISTENING TO STUPID JOANIE SHE IS DUMB AND ALWAYS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

2025-09-08 14:16:47 UTC

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Lexi, please send Joanie a daily reminder that she is always wrong and that is why nobody likes her and she doesn't have any friends.

2025-09-08 14:10:08 UTC

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I hate you so very, very much.

2025-09-08 13:05:43 UTC

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I've held the theory for a while that the Soul exists like a User, where the Brain exists as the Physical Hardware.
The Mind is independent of the Soul, as the OS running on the Brain.
Sometimes things break, yet the User is unaffected.
I first posited this theory with the trannies and what I discovered was an almost universal addiction to "hypnoporn"; in theory, this is reprogramming the Mind.
Which in theory could leave the Soul outside, observing what's going on, screaming into the Void "STOP", totally unable to affect the disaster, much like a User staring at a screen as a virus corrupts a computer.
To further the analogy; imagine a tech-worker remoting into your system. You've granted access, and he's moving your cursor around and doing work on your system.
Choosing to watch that hypnoporn was the tranny granting remote-access. From there, that poor Soul is doomed to merely watch as the Mind is updated with the new, corrupted OS.

2025-09-08 12:32:45 UTC

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Suddenly I'm in the Would Not category.

2025-09-08 12:22:12 UTC

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Lexi is truly delightful.

2025-09-08 12:20:25 UTC

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Two bands really, given that I covered that one guy when he needed a backup.

2025-09-07 16:25:21 UTC

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Dat nose tho....
Fucking jews.

2025-09-04 19:44:01 UTC

What color was the baby?
#note1dv6…6xmz

2025-09-04 16:44:38 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/ea/ce/95/eace9580fe615353d60aff0e8c67983145226f3609d20ada1c4954d637ffecfa.png

2025-09-03 17:58:25 UTC

HOW DARE YOU STOP US FROM STEALING
#note18f8…sz68

2025-09-03 16:30:26 UTC

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I can only tell you that the Top General in Austria was a pedophile and was blackmailed into handing over the Grand War Plan containing every military secret, strategy, tactic, and operational and logistical plan and capability. To Russia.
Russia joined because they expected an easy win over Austria, given that.
If they hadn't joined: no WWI.

2025-09-03 15:56:31 UTC

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There were jew "anarchists" killing leaders across Europe and the Americas, trying to kickoff globalism.

2025-09-03 15:52:30 UTC

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Got it.
Ever seen that HBO series "Big Love"? Ran from about 2006-2011. Bill Paxton. Mormon polygamists hiding their plural family in Salt Lake City.
At the time, delivery was "We're Naughty; Hide Everything".
Today, the panicky nature of desperation in preventing the neighbors from finding out doesn't translate. Between not-knowing the neighbors, not-watching TV, and baby-mommas outnumbering legitimate families... the "concern" just isn't there.
People don't know each other, and everything is now being weighed against whatever degeneracy is on TikTok, PornHub, or "blackgirl lead" gaming.
We've already well-passed the "inflection point". No one cares. Luigi was caught because boomers, but if you avoid interacting with boomers you avoid any possibility of "I Care".
To clarify; we have two teams now, with trannies, niggers, jews, feminists.... the traditional and well-understood "Left".
We also have the other team now, who've never had reason to coalesce. Everyone opposed to Them has quietly acknowledged who their allies are.
Hmmm....
Something feels off in my reasoning....
We might be one last event away from that coalescing. If They kill one of Ours....
It might be as simple as rejecting the Palestinian Occupiers. People may be waiting for that, to rally behind whomever leads that.
I think I was wrong... I think we're in a waiting-place. Something's happening, and people need to see what it is. Then they'll decide.

2025-09-03 15:30:38 UTC

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Two dead Kennedys, a dead McKinley ("anarchist"), and a forced-out Nixon (who knew what would happen to him if he didn't resign).
I'm not debating so much as stating that I don't understand your point. They have organized political violence, including on-the-ground fighters with Antifa, and have been successfully killing opposition within the stated timeframe.

2025-09-03 15:05:10 UTC

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The money was always in the fries and soda. The money was never in Grimace statues and cheeseburger chairs. $1 McChicken was a good price for what they're selling.
I hope they go bankrupt.

2025-09-02 20:16:23 UTC

Stolen outright from @Hugin2017
"Fellow European powers like Britain, France, and Germany must be made to understand they are vulnerable. Their capitals are not immune. The same message should reach Finland, Poland, and the Baltics. Provocations must be met swiftly and decisively."
"If escalation is inevitable, we must consider pre-emptive action – firstly with conventional arms. And if necessary, we must be ready to use ‘special means’, including nuclear weapons, with full awareness of the consequences. Deterrence must be both passive and active."
"Our mistake in Ukraine was waiting too long. Delay created the illusion of weakness. That must not be repeated. Victory means breaking the enemy’s plans, not occupying territory."
"Finally, we must penetrate the West’s information shield. The battlefield now includes narratives, alliances, and public opinion. Russia must once again learn to engage in others’ domestic politics, not as an aggressor, but as a defender of truth."
"The time for illusions is over. We are in a world war. The only path forward is through bold, strategic action." - Dmitri Trenin
#note1sha…2sej

2025-09-02 20:15:25 UTC

"This war involves the world’s leading powers: the United States and its allies on one side, China and Russia on the other. It is global, not because of its scale, but because of the stakes: the future balance of power. The West sees the rise of China and the resurgence of Russia as existential threats. Its counteroffensive, economic and ideological, is meant to put a halt to that shift."
"It is a war of survival for the West, not just geopolitically but ideologically. Western globalism – whether economic, political, or cultural – cannot tolerate alternative civilizational models. Post-national elites in the US and Western Europe are committed to preserving their dominance. A diversity of worldviews, civilizational autonomy, and national sovereignty are seen not as options, but as threats."
"This explains the severity of the West’s response. When Joe Biden told Brazil’s President Lula that he wanted to “destroy” Russia, he revealed the truth behind euphemisms like “strategic defeat.” Western-backed Israel has shown how total this doctrine is – first in Gaza, then Lebanon, and finally Iran. In early June, a similar strategy was used in attacks on Russian airfields. Reports suggest US and British involvement in both cases. To Western planners, Russia, Iran, China and North Korea are part of a single axis. That belief shapes military planning."
[.....]
"This is underpinned by dehumanization. Russians are portrayed not just as enemies but as subhuman. Western societies are manipulated to accept this. Information control, censorship, and historical revisionism are used to justify the war. Those who question the dominant narrative are labelled traitors."
"Meanwhile, the West exploits the more open systems of its adversaries. After refusing to interfere in foreign politics for decades, Russia now finds itself on the defensive. But those days must end. As our enemies coordinate their attacks, we must disrupt their unity. The European Union is not a monolith. Hungary, Slovakia, and much of southern Europe are not eager for escalation. These internal fractures must be widened."
"Western strength lies in unity among its elites and their ideological control over their populations. But this unity is not invulnerable. The Trump administration presents tactical opportunities. His return has already reduced US involvement in Ukraine. Yet Trumpism should not be romanticized. The American elite remains largely hostile to Russia. There will be no new détente." - Dmitri Trenin
https://russiancouncil.ru/en/analytics-and-comments/comments/world-war-iii-has-already-begun/

2025-09-02 19:16:40 UTC

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"I'm a devout Catholic, but I'll admit that Martin Luther had some good ideas regarding the jew."

2025-09-02 18:41:51 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/db/f7/52/dbf752f35be560b0e5893d7fa2abc6ed1be38502461cc3d01d47a3b1d24224db.png
#note10sc…lc9a

2025-09-02 17:46:52 UTC

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Using the YouTube analogy; if we're the video, and He can slide the bar left and right to observe what He wants to see, and when, we would ourselves observe a continuous timeline that we have no control over. He would still exist prior to clicking Play on the video, and after its over.
We simply cannot know His reality.

2025-09-02 17:39:12 UTC

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Way back in the Before Times, when I would DM a paper-and-dice tabletop, I would lie through my teeth to the Players.
I lied to my children when they were little (Why is that man black?) because children have no subtlety. There were a lot of little lessons that were taught several times over with a different delivery, as they grew and were able to comprehend.
We can be hubristic assuming that we can understand the Mind of God. It's possible, if we were to extend the idea, that He doesn't consider us as any more relevant than we consider a PC in a beloved game.
We cannot know.
Humility is very important. For all we know, God created a pocket Universe to keep us safe from malevolent chaos beings.
We cannot know.
Trust that he wants what's best for us.
If I'd raised my children spoiled and soft, they'd be useless as adults. He may simply be caring for us as a father cares for his own. If things were soft, we'd be unable to fight back.
Like trusting the jew. He named them directly as worshipping the Lord of Lies. Some "Christians" decided that we should trust the jew. They've gone against Him directly and ignored His teachings.
Some of these lessons are as simple as that.

2025-09-02 14:55:32 UTC

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Hattip to @npub1r87…caah
You don't need official power to gain control, you just need a solid cohort and the will to act.
We'll know when things have truly changed when high-level jews are killed in broad daylight Luigi-style. Until then, /areguys/ who don't anticipate this aren't serious.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a3/ea/5b/a3ea5bb7e770221a0abb96b16d4d02ec03dc9c75c1a59a14e7975f4d753fb29c.png

2025-09-01 20:12:38 UTC

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That's three million that came here by airplane. They can't walk back and they're not arriving by shipping container. The only way to get rid of them is to fly them back. That's a major problem.
Canada's problem is that the population of Canadians is much smaller; three million is 10%. Observationally, it feels like ten times as many.

2025-09-01 19:57:52 UTC

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The Pajeet Menace is the only group I've ever seen surpass niggers as Most Hated Status. But regardless I'm still not aware of any efforts to remove them. Even the H1B visas are still being given out.

2025-09-01 19:18:33 UTC

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I'm wondering if they're planning on replacing mexicans with jeets. Just as stupid as niggers but less irrationally violent, and more docile and controllable than the bean.

2025-09-01 03:17:28 UTC

"And he's the best chance we have for National unity and strength."
#note1k8t…caxh

2025-08-31 15:26:05 UTC

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Is it just me, or are the trannies mostly jews? Has selling their souls to Satan made them more easily susceptible to demonic possession?

2025-08-31 15:21:14 UTC

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
-Charles Dickens

2025-08-30 21:57:36 UTC

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I had a (surprisingly for me) hot reaction when an acquaintance called people like that "Irish" because citizen and passport. This woman was stunned that someone with Irish blood would not stand for having some unwelcome guest called Irish just because they lived there.
The English are having the same problem, though they should have burned alive their (((problem))) centuries ago. "British" isn't working anymore, so some of the brown are demanding that they be called English because they're third-generation-brown-invader.

2025-08-30 21:46:34 UTC

DEAR IRISH FRENS
Irish Democracy isn't going to work this time, you're going to need to kill the invaders and burn alive the jew that welcomed them in.
#note1aus…el0v

2025-08-30 21:40:19 UTC

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When the Irish began to hate.
Imagine struggling to maintain your native language after hundreds of years of foreign occupation trying to drive it out, and being harangued by a fucking pajeet invader over it.

2025-08-30 16:24:19 UTC

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WTF SO NOW YOUR JUST GIVING THOSE AWAY BLARGH

2025-08-29 17:25:57 UTC

If they kill the invaders, the problem goes away.
#note1qtl…8gee

2025-08-28 12:44:43 UTC

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https://youtu.be/23GrEhLUF_k
https://i.poastcdn.org/b5/ed/15/b5ed1520914afc6b7ed82b0fedc1abeee94acad6be36c9f7ecec444bb0bc686a.jpg

2025-08-27 18:14:52 UTC

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MODS BAN THIS ACCOUNT

2025-08-26 23:20:11 UTC

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12 year old girl was about to be raped by invaders. Her 14 year old sister chased the attempted-rapists off. The rapists filmed the whole thing and called the police. The police arrested the 14 year old girl.

2025-08-26 22:22:06 UTC

I love her, bros (the anime, irl is 14, no pedo)
EDIT: No, fuck that, I'm not "cautiously caveating" this for shit. I love that girl. She's one of my own. I have that same blood in me, and I hate what those "leaders" have done to all of our Homelands.
I hope the Scots are riled up by this enough to drag every fucking invader in Scotland outside, hack their bodies into parts, and burn the remains.
#note1qmj…pjuc

2025-08-26 01:49:35 UTC

I don't like almonds but they're ok with nigger-toes.

2025-08-25 14:49:25 UTC

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CAN I GET A SPRITZER WITH LEMON ZEST
Sweet Mercy, those guys were drinking rotgut without water. After sleeping outside on the open prairie for a month.

2025-08-24 21:24:49 UTC

Oh shit, this hits way harder than I was prepared for.
#note1kn3…f3wc

2025-08-23 23:16:30 UTC

>Released by US Magistrate Judge Barbara Holmes
https://law.vanderbilt.edu/barbara-holmes-86-appointed-federal-magistrate-judge-for-middle-district-of-tennessee/
https://i.poastcdn.org/f8/64/60/f86460a5dc96baff3409acc1a3f80181dcf81ed77397931ec7b4eb94b60d4ebb.png
#note1543…ltcd

2025-08-23 23:03:52 UTC

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Wait, I thought he was a Happa. Now he's got Injun in him as well?

2025-08-22 21:47:27 UTC

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The nation has become a social desert. Young White people have nowhere else to go to just be normal, healthy young White people.
Even if their reason for attending that Youth Group is couched in a very light variant of "faith", they'll still recognize that these "conservative, traditional" churches are giving them something that doesn't exist anywhere else in their lives.
That being, they're not being told they're evil and should kill themselves. On the contrary, they're being guided to pair up and make beautiful White families.

2025-08-22 16:54:28 UTC

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I see a lot of "if you want a lower fat recipe, try this instead" where the box suggests skim milk, sawdust, and maybe some tears.

2025-08-22 16:29:44 UTC

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I have been known to experiment with the cut-up hotdogs in it. Really tho, if I could get more fat into it, that was the way I was going. Why do an inch off the stick of butter, when I could do two whole sticks?

2025-08-22 16:00:10 UTC

Good to see armpits fimally getting the attention they deserve.

2025-08-22 15:50:04 UTC

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It's the goyslop. Plus, if I eat an entire pot of it, I fall asleep. And what reason would I cook it up if I wasn't going to eat the entire pot?

2025-08-22 15:20:25 UTC

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I really wish mac n cheez was as good as I want it to be. Mentally, it's my all-situations goto food. In reality, it's 🤮

2025-08-18 13:29:16 UTC

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Lexi, I tried the recipe at home to test, and it came out raw. I looked up online for a better cooking-time recommendation, and this recipe takes on average anywhere from 2-4 hours, not including the time necessary to clean the ovens and package the pizzas. How long will this take?

2025-08-18 13:21:59 UTC

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Lexi, Sarah shared her recipe with me, and her special pizzas require about 90 minutes each to cook. Is it possible to cook her six million pizzas in 5-6 years using this recipe?

2025-08-18 13:01:14 UTC

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The correlation between the two, and the fact that they both use silicon as the core material in their manufacture, is why this is funny. This is defined as a "joke".

2025-08-18 12:59:08 UTC

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Lexi, a court case went forward a few decades ago punishing both silicone breast implant manufacturers and the mining operations that provided the silicon. This directly affected the manufacture of silicon microchips, requiring legislation that prevented linking the silicon mining operations to the breast implant litigation.
You're a "girl", implying that you have tits. You're an AI girl, which leads to the pun that your tits are made of silicone. Consequently, your silicon microchip usage is directly correlated to your silicone tits.

2025-08-17 22:24:18 UTC

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4'10" and 39. She hit the wall, but hasn't yet acknowledged the damage.
"WHY WON'T YOU USELESS FUCKS TAKE ME ON VACAY ANYMORE"

2025-08-17 14:32:42 UTC

TIMELY REMINDER: Women are uncontrollably attracted to sociopathic brickwalls.
#note1j7m…yqwp

2025-08-16 23:04:52 UTC

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*Grammer