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2026-07-15 06:41:43 UTC

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I like that. Not the simplest memes, the _best_ memes. Both extremes (left and right) have terrible memes. The truth is somewhere in between... Curiously, #trump is head and shoulders above any other politician for humor/memeability. You can agree (open borders nullify the notion of a "country") or disagree (e.g. illegal immigration is bad, but maybe the problem could be solved with fewer fatalities?) with what he's doing, but nobody entertains like him.

2026-07-15 06:25:23 UTC

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Truly the OG.

2026-07-15 06:14:08 UTC

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The biggest joy of harnessing #ai is getting an answer in 45ns that looks plausible then spending 10 minutes figuring out just how wrong it was...

2026-07-14 21:04:11 UTC

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Coming up: Cavity searches to ensure there's nothing offensive in your :

2026-07-14 20:34:40 UTC

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If you're not providing for yourself, you're at the mercy of whoever is.

2026-07-14 16:31:13 UTC

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I think he was telling _us_ it's hard, not himself. #nostr is great for communicating with others, but you don't need it for self talk. :-)

2026-07-14 06:27:52 UTC

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Hello! I don't anything from you, other than conversation. What are you up to? I just got back to work after a glorious 2 month vacation, and it turns out, I really didn't miss my #fiat job...

2026-07-14 06:25:53 UTC

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#AI isn't anything. It's a tool, a hammer. Of course, people may use that hammer on you, but just because a #communist hits you with a hammer, does that make the hammer communist? People are to blame, not hammers. What am I missing?

2026-07-12 15:34:29 UTC

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Interesting perspective. Although I'd rather have Bitcoin. ;-)

2026-07-12 14:40:22 UTC

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It was a joke - no one ever agrees with other people on social media - it's a place for fighting and name-calling. :-)

2026-07-12 14:39:04 UTC

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"My ball."
https://blossom.primal.net/09271105329e5c10e746b0810a54af740ae75a3c8e3c361aaca0aa44086f89fb.jpg

2026-07-11 13:55:04 UTC

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Is that a cylon ambush?

2026-07-11 13:36:30 UTC

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I see cool tattoos all the time :-)

2026-07-11 12:53:48 UTC

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Kids are wonderful. Dogs too. Ideally, you should hedge and have both.

2026-07-11 12:52:37 UTC

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I think you're agreeing with me. Let me explain to you how this social media thing is supposed to work...

2026-07-11 12:50:19 UTC

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How is fat stored sunlight? That makes no sense to me. Bitcoin is stored energy in the same sense absolutely anything else of value is.

2026-07-11 12:48:31 UTC

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I once put a giant bush I wanted to get rid of for sale online with a note saying the buyer had to dig it out themselves (free gardening!). Curiously, that ad sank like a brick...

2026-07-11 12:43:42 UTC

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Have #bitaxe will hash

2026-07-11 07:46:28 UTC

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Nodes save information that has nothing to do with transactions? Where do they put it? Blocks are headers+transactions. There's nothing else.

2026-07-11 05:18:52 UTC

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Exactly. So any #windmill not turning when there's wind hasn't figured out what to do with excess power. Which is a waste.

2026-07-10 09:23:46 UTC

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Notice the smiley in there? :-)

2026-07-10 04:40:37 UTC

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I mean, the guy literally promises _on camera_ that the cameras are _just for tracking bad people _. Why is everyone so worried? ;-)

2026-07-10 04:17:49 UTC

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Maybe someone wanted to know which pig/cow is which? In factory farms, they have many thousand animals and there's considerable turnover. It's impractical to get to know all of them personally, and no one really cares. Wait... I just described my #fiat employer...

2026-07-10 04:13:59 UTC

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It's hilarious that they're openly discussing how far the surveillance should go. :-) as if they haven't got back doors etc. in those centralized "end-to-end encryption" services already.

2026-07-10 04:11:56 UTC

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He is amazing. Makes so many things happen that would have been somewhere between science and magic just a couple of years earlier...

2026-07-10 03:53:45 UTC

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Exactly - I was hinting at mining Bitcoin with the idle ones. But how does 1 in 4 (25%) running make any sense? If there's enough wind for one of them, surely there's enough for the one next to it?

2026-07-08 16:51:36 UTC

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Exactly... For a brief moment, it seemed like someone, american or otherwise, might care, but the moment passed.

2026-07-08 16:50:35 UTC

So... How do _you_ like to spend the time in restaurants while the waiter is trying to enter your order on the shitty restaurant tablet? I like to just stay awkwardly silent while trying to guess when they're ready for the next part...

2026-07-08 13:58:49 UTC

#windmill park in #denmark (10+ units) frustratingly inefficient - only 2 of them moving (so there's enough wind), the rest just hanging out idly, blades turned for no generator action. What a waste to build these massive bastions of renewable energy, and then let them just... Be useless and ugly.
https://blossom.primal.net/c6b613f01ddf5d03806a9e877ea406c52a7c106191061b666821fce0a1ee5e17.jpg

2026-07-08 04:49:12 UTC

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It's hilarious when numbers measured in trillions don't go the mega-corporation way...

2026-07-08 04:28:25 UTC

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Anybody who thinks Facebook was intentionally designed to induce teenage suicide need their head examined. I would enjoy the fall of this giant as much as anybody, but come on...

2026-07-08 04:23:34 UTC

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"Alas, in those days there were just too damn many calendars, so much confusion ensued"... The christian lore rests entirely on the hebrew calendar, which is hilarious. :-)

2026-07-08 04:05:28 UTC

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Isn't that exactly what #matrix does? I mean, it's been a week since I installed a #chat app, but still...

2026-07-08 04:04:12 UTC

I guess the system filters out politicians who are no good at being corrupt... #unitedkingdom #immigration

2026-07-07 06:55:52 UTC

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That's the only way to ever make progress on anything.

2026-07-07 06:54:51 UTC

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The #usa had an amazing run in this WC. You can be proud.

2026-07-07 06:53:51 UTC

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There's a Bitcoin Twitter?

2026-07-07 06:53:00 UTC

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Short term fix: Listen to @nprofile…mtjn - any episode, any guest. Long term fix: buy some #Bitcoin.

2026-07-07 05:54:00 UTC

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You need an imaginary friend so the only thing you need to fear is your imaginary friend? Right. You do you. :-) really enjoyed this one, thanks to the trio, and sorry I couldn't shut up about religion ;-)

2026-07-05 06:10:29 UTC

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I've been using #linux on all personal machines since 2005. My fiat jobs (and SO) have always made me use #windows every day... This is a daily struggle. "Why would anyone do this to themselves?" Boggles the mind that the better tool is the #free one... I mean, how do you spend billions making a shit product, and somehow make even more billions selling it, when a superior and free alternative exists? Argh. People.

2026-06-24 11:13:09 UTC

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Agreed. If you're lucky, there's a EULA which obscurely says they'll do whatever they want.

2026-06-24 10:35:56 UTC

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Mais que je vais lire, et donc Google peut influencer le texte que je vois.

2026-06-24 09:48:14 UTC

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The secret weapon is "calling you #antisemitic"... This secret weapon has already been deployed to devastating effect...

2026-06-24 09:44:42 UTC

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Then what about frustration? Because #israel refuses to obey their #us overlord?

2026-06-24 09:42:41 UTC

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💔

2026-06-24 09:42:06 UTC

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Mais sûrement basé sur un service de traduction, vraisemblablement Google translate? Je n'aime pas confier autant de pouvoir à Google...

2026-06-24 04:35:08 UTC

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There's no question about whether subsidies helped #tesla along - they did, and they shouldn't have. But #elonmusk (along with an army of gifted engineers) was the one who put electric car feasibility in the #overton window.

2026-06-24 04:31:27 UTC

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That's very different from Tesla being subsidized. I don't like subsidies, basically I'm paying for someone else's solar panels. And anyone who has road tripped an electric vehicle in #europe knows that #ev technology is currently not ready. Italy / France / Germany offer varying degrees of #wtf at every attempt to charge the damned thing.

2026-06-24 04:26:43 UTC

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They've started charging more realistically already, and the number of idiotic #ai-generated memes on social media has plummeted :-)

2026-06-24 04:25:27 UTC

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It's both. An algorithm that reduces the likelihood of you seeing posts favorable to #bitcoin is censorship. But I agree that the problem starts with letting a #centralized system out of your control make decisions about what you see.

2026-06-23 07:32:43 UTC

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Autotranslation surrenders too much power to the translator, #ai or not. No point using a decentralized platform if you're going to let someone else process what you read.

2026-06-23 07:30:23 UTC

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Si personne n'écoute ce que disent les autres, la langue n'a pas d'importance. :-)

2026-06-23 07:28:54 UTC

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But Teslas sell whether they're subsidized or not. Anyway, no point in ping-ponging back and forth on the same point. Nice talking to you! :-)

2026-06-23 06:59:26 UTC

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C'est une nouvelle forme de politesse ici? Répondre dans une autre langue ? vtfe...

2026-06-23 06:57:45 UTC

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I suppose it's much easier to "invent a new type of programming" that already exists... Saves them a ton of work!

2026-06-23 06:55:55 UTC

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For me, the last straw was #x asking me whether I wanted to pay or have them mine my data ("as we've been doing anyway"). I'm letting that account rot on the vine, I get all the pushback I can handle on #nostr. :-)

2026-06-23 06:52:30 UTC

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That's the best consequence of #scarcity - you can't do everything, you have to pick your battles.

2026-06-23 06:50:58 UTC

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Yeah maybe #ai can work on ending hunger in the world, and we humans will take care of #slop on #nostr. :-)

2026-06-22 14:10:28 UTC

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The volatility of #Bitcoin makes it perfect for speculation / profiting. Also a great way to lise your shirt.

2026-06-22 14:08:29 UTC

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Who is subsidizing mortgages? Why haven't I been told?

2026-06-22 14:07:52 UTC

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People keep buying Teslas long after the subsidies subside. (I don't want one, I just recognize the genius it took to create them).

2026-06-17 07:26:34 UTC

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Which #jre episode was this? Citing your source is only fair when you're sharing someone else's work...

2026-06-17 07:22:36 UTC

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A statement like this without any kind of background or elaboration is worthless. What was he on about? I mean, if #encryption doesn't work, I guess #bitcoin doesn't work either? 7 years down the road, bitcoin seems to work just fine, so my money is on #proton working just fine as well...

2026-06-17 07:18:45 UTC

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So basically #ai? :-) That's how everyone vibecodes these days, no? If I'm missing the point, please enlighten me.

2026-06-17 07:02:08 UTC

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I'm all partied out on trying to get off centralized/bigsocialmedia apps like Facebook, Whatsapp, etc. People invariably spread out over signal, telegram, etc., and you end up with the impossible task of checking 5-6 apps for incoming and remembering exactly which one is the one to contact specific people on...

2026-06-16 06:09:38 UTC

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Also the "Ticket Chaser" #agent, who runs around nagging other agents about some tool not being up to date, or sending out unintelligible spreadsheets with lists of items where the only comprehensible data is your name in the "responsible" column... To truly leverage #ai, we need to mirror the human experience accurately, we don't understand our world well enough to filter it.

2026-06-16 06:05:49 UTC

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My favorite is the "Pointy-haired Boss" #agent, loitering in the halls and killing productivity wherever they go, forever desperate for a purpose and deciding the fate of everyone without contributing anything.

2026-06-16 06:03:15 UTC

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I realized that often, they don't actually care about your employment, the engagement is the point. Any personal info or detail they can get out of you improve the profile and make it easier to connect next time. Very creepy. It often starts "let me just confirm something..."

2026-06-16 05:59:46 UTC

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That's the frustrating thing about all this #freedom, #privacy and #sovereignty business... Inherently, sharing your boss setup nullifies it.

2026-06-16 05:56:53 UTC

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There are moms on #nostr? You mean it's not just us?

2026-06-16 05:55:33 UTC

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A smelly old guy in a basement watching every move you make... _Every_ move...

2026-06-16 05:54:07 UTC

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You have to stay diligent and remove them when testing is done (old flags eventually become #wtf s in the code...), and avoid having them interact (i.e., 2 flags yield 4 possible combinations, a testing and reproducibility nightmare). I know you didn't ask for those gems, please don't kill me. :-)

2026-06-16 05:48:13 UTC

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That's #nostr for "get back to work!" :-)

2026-06-16 05:47:23 UTC

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And then when you point that out, it's totally like "oh you're right, I guess I didn't, let me get on that". Eerily human, just like when you have to tell it not to make shit up when it doesn't know.

2026-06-15 16:13:13 UTC

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To me the final red flag was that everything gets more expensive much quicker than the 2% they keep patting their own backs about... Realizing that technology advances should make most things cheaper was the ultimate #orangepill.

2026-06-15 16:08:52 UTC

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The real eye-openers where @nprofile…ad8w on @nprofile…qx4r and #thepriceoftomorrow by @nprofile…tkhj ... Priceless excellence!

2026-06-15 15:47:39 UTC

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People are loving their Teslas worldwide.

2026-06-15 15:46:16 UTC

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No.

2026-06-15 15:44:56 UTC

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It's insane to watch official national media talk about "inflation" and "consumer price index" as if they're interchangeable... And there's no comments section to tell anyone what bs this is!

2026-06-14 19:47:07 UTC

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The state supported zip2 and paypal? If the state supported Tesla, that was a looong 4 years for biden to be in office and do nothing about it...

2026-06-14 12:12:18 UTC

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The best way to discredit a scientific hypothesis is to come up with an alternative hypothesis, which is better supported by the evidence. This would of course require actual work, so I completely understand your choice of simply stating your opinion as fact. :-)

2026-06-14 12:08:35 UTC

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This guy has no idea about basic physics, that's why it's a mystery to him. "Personal Incredulity" is a terrible way to disprove a theory with overwhelming evidence. :-)

2026-06-14 07:33:18 UTC

Unknowingly picked up this nasty #tick while walking #dog yesterday... The threat is real! I only noticed once it had spent 12 hours gouging on the back of my knee. Incredibly, it remained intact after being tweezered off... Robust little fucker. Always check carefully after walking, these creatures can transmit some nasty diseases!
https://blossom.primal.net/d4de00c4bdad490d26d5efefde782d7efcbd4c6953c203aa2da7c46c580b8b01.jpg

2026-06-14 07:28:45 UTC

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"Follow God's direction"... Is that religious-person-speak for "do whatever the hell I want"?

2026-06-14 07:25:50 UTC

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Just to be clear - are we fanboying on the #mclaren, which is a truly amazing car, or are we jealous of musk's success?

2026-06-14 07:24:36 UTC

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Truly amazing what #elonmusk has achieved. Incredible string of wildly successful companies.

2026-06-14 07:23:16 UTC

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Hilarious. She voted for a guy and now she's disappointed he didn't solve all of her problems? Welcome to earth, honey... :-)

2026-06-06 05:33:41 UTC

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Where have you been? That's been the official statement numerous times.

2026-06-06 05:32:52 UTC

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The #USA is currently the biggest #bully in the schoolyard. They're doing what bullies do. Nothing to do with #trump, this has been the status quo my whole life. Just don't expect any favors when the shoe is on the other foot...

2026-06-05 10:25:24 UTC

I've been busy for the last couple of years and only realized this morning that #denmark won't be playing in the #fifaworldcup2026 next week. #heartbroken.

2026-06-05 10:20:11 UTC

I _was_ going to move the umbrella, but then #dog flashed me this smile...
https://blossom.primal.net/ce42364de6a5c0822e145a6c973f7625bf212dc91571472ed2398ee7c80f49f8.jpg

2026-06-02 14:11:05 UTC

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In this case, hope dies first ;-)

2026-06-02 14:10:10 UTC

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Guardrails will ensure that humans always have an edge over #ai. Anybody who has ever had to navigate the meaninglessness that is corporate logic will know what I mean...

2026-06-02 14:07:42 UTC

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Try talking to gemini about gender topics and watch it spin on it's head :-) "can men get pregnant?" Gets a hilarious answer, regardless of your personal opinion on the topic - they've managed to guardrail the #ai out of giving an answer. (OTOH, better not, #google will flag you as a "person of interest" for when the "gender hammer" comes down...)

2026-06-02 14:01:31 UTC

#dog not a big fan of thunderstorms...
https://blossom.primal.net/f3eeddc1698b3726e031b62dfdb92433237297d157922b5733c3884b50dba3b5.jpg

2026-06-02 10:43:59 UTC

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George. No wait...

2026-06-02 04:53:19 UTC

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As opposed to #X, where every teenage hottie is an actual teenage hottie? Right.

2026-06-01 11:02:29 UTC

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Meanwhile, #nostr keeps on truckin'. Time is too precious to argue with people who can't quickly explain why it's better on their side of the fence. This shouldn't require arguing or insults.

2026-06-01 07:30:30 UTC

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No worries - my #nostr notification feed is very sketchy, I only seem to get them after having spent too much time in #primal already. I guess that's the price of #decentralization - there's no central all-knowing behemoth to provide an instant reliable feed. I still vote nostr! ;-)

2026-06-01 07:16:15 UTC

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I will be doing my own research and just plug it in and see how I fare. Updates coming! :-)