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Morten Lauritsen Khodabocus

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2026-05-19 05:59:07 UTC

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That's insane. So basically, cursing is a criminal offense? Wild. The police are going to have their hands full just with the kindergarteners...

2026-05-18 11:28:58 UTC

I needed to swap some files with the wife, so I copied them to a USB drive and popped it in her MS Surface. Big surprise, windows _still_ does not understand ext4. In 2026. Even with #Linux being an absolute force of nature, and MS cozying up to developers and being all "open-sourcey", they're still the old evil corporation underneath. The Kraken. You're not the client, you're the product. The difference between them and #Google is that #Microsoft never claimed not to be evil, I guess...

2026-04-19 06:50:33 UTC

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I mean, I'll dig around, find the most official-looking source code, and just start mining. Worst case, I'm solo mining ;-) #bitcoinmining

2026-04-17 22:17:18 UTC

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Crazy. Why wouldn't you be allowed to criticize them? Strange policy.

2026-04-17 22:13:56 UTC

#P2Pool sounds marvelous - decentralized mining, incorruptible by design. I was looking around, and it seems pretty dead. Anyone else interested in reviving it? #Mining #Bitcoin

2026-04-06 10:06:05 UTC

The #Chess boys decided to cancel the war and just sunbathe in the grass (#Dog is planning how best to murder the neighbors' cat...)
https://blossom.primal.net/ea1f1550f850b5bcb53bc2f68429d778febbb9fcd376a2dbc4387f86cbd04682.jpg

2026-02-25 10:55:14 UTC

OK, #bitcoin, I got my DCA in. Time to dive!

2026-02-18 19:52:54 UTC

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Yeah... Free someone-else's-ear-gunk... Great hack!

2026-02-18 19:43:56 UTC

If you don't enjoy #Dog, just enjoy the #Sunrise :-)
https://blossom.primal.net/843df868ac5c5fb435e33d2a0dd91306f19d1038489e9380b2246ff8ae1ffecb.jpg

2026-02-12 14:24:45 UTC

That feeling when #Bitcoin bounces back and the haters move on...
https://blossom.primal.net/e40dac548554bac0c71c3cb753f87e11f2e3d53d869a7f286b4ddd680e38efb2.mp4

2026-02-06 12:41:23 UTC

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This sounds a lot like a "bumblebees-can't-fly" argument. Just because we don't understand something or can't explain how it's happening does not mean it isn't happening. :-) The world was here first, it doesn't owe you an explanation.

2026-02-04 18:47:55 UTC

I taught her to show people how I feel about Bear Market humor... #Bitcoin #Dog
https://blossom.primal.net/752b5bbdd53fb0c39e7fa0ff2da09a0ff5be5aff587d10264e3c303c9d31f76a.mp4

2026-01-23 20:56:26 UTC

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I believe knees "bend"? :-)

2026-01-20 21:05:36 UTC

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Yeah... If ever there was a murky statistic, it's the one about random camera people's mums... RIP, but really...

2026-01-20 07:09:51 UTC

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In what country have people on minimum wage _ever_ been able to buy a house? Seriously. Where does this madness come from?

2026-01-20 07:07:47 UTC

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The nazi narrative is sooo boring. Get a point.

2026-01-19 05:41:59 UTC

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The (beautiful) dog concurs.

2026-01-08 05:39:47 UTC

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Now do the one about how the earth is flat and unicorns exist.

2026-01-08 05:38:57 UTC

I was on a research/investment call about the outlook for gold and precious metals yesterday that a major bank offers to it's clients (not important how I got there). It was mind boggling to hear the experts in white shirts casually reasoning in terms of "fiat" and "debasing". #Bitcoin is winning!

2025-12-22 07:34:59 UTC

Fun fact: since I started #Bouldering, my phone biometrics no longer work... :-)

2025-12-22 06:06:13 UTC

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You use an uncanny amount of words that I don't understand together... "Feminine Energetics"? What does "energetics" mean? I'll accept "Google It!" as an answer :-)

2025-12-22 06:03:22 UTC

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What about cities that where unwhite to begin with?

2025-12-22 06:01:08 UTC

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To be clear... We love americans very much, but if the US were to disappear into the ocean, the vast majority of humanity would be sad, not dead.

2025-12-21 13:29:38 UTC

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People have been drinking cow's milk since before anyone can remember. How did you possibly miss that?

2025-12-21 13:28:43 UTC

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Considering the complete disregard for quality and customers in MS products, why would anyone trust BG to be involved in the food industry? Boggles the mind.

2025-12-20 20:30:28 UTC

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Actually, it was introduced just before WWI. The USA is not the world.

2025-12-20 20:28:56 UTC

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"Lower your expectations until you reach a goal" (Finnegan)

2025-12-19 21:29:05 UTC

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#Atheism

2025-12-19 21:28:42 UTC

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Atheism doesn't deny the existence of anything. It's a lack of belief, not denial. Get your god to come over and say hello, and I'll reconsider!

2025-12-19 21:23:59 UTC

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I'm danish does that count?

2025-12-19 20:57:57 UTC

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A billionaire making smart choices? Does that fit our narrative?

2025-12-19 20:56:50 UTC

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I don't think he ever said that. He's a billionaire you know.

2025-12-19 20:55:43 UTC

Just spent a family dinner debating the merits of #Bitcoin over fiat/gold/eggs... Challenging, and I may have to avoid mentioning the gold standard for a month or two, but it was great to have my lines of reasoning challenged. Thanks, family! :-)

2025-12-18 10:45:42 UTC

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What is this? Indistinguishable from a scam... How do I know this has anything to do with primal.net?

2025-12-18 10:44:25 UTC

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Should be good now... Thanks!

2025-12-17 10:28:48 UTC

#Bitcoin - interesting hit piece by the guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/nov/18/the-guardian-view-on-cryptos-latest-crash-it-reveals-who-pays-the-price-for-a-failing-economy they lump #bitcoin with all the other #shitcoins, and somehow they manage to frame all crypto as a "right wing thing"... And hilariously, they think fiat money is somehow better because it's backed by a "fiscal" authority. Not mentioning that that authority can print money at will, and devalue your assets without warning.

2025-12-11 16:53:21 UTC

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As opposed to other investments (stocks, bonds, real estate, ...) where there is no risk. Right.

2025-12-10 08:03:55 UTC

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That's why they're so eager to talk about being compliant - they don't actually have to do anything they weren't going to do anyway, they can just talk about how valorous they are. And we all know how much they prefer talking over acting... :-)

2025-12-08 20:59:01 UTC

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Yeah, ok. :-) I want to understand lnd better before I dive in, but I'll be back...

2025-12-08 19:41:28 UTC

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33 NGMs? Here's hoping '26 steps it up! :-)

2025-12-08 19:37:13 UTC

Visiting some friends who taught their #Dog to shit in the driveway... Why would you teach a dog that? Most people spend their dog-raising time furiously teaching the opposite. What's the competitive advantage of piles of shit where everyone will drive/walk the one time they want to visit you?

2025-12-04 15:34:10 UTC

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How often have you started to explain a problem you have, and before you get to the point, people are falling over themselves to offer advice that you obviously thought of and discarded before even considering asking for help?

2025-12-04 06:21:11 UTC

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Really? You can't think of a question that doesn't make me an antisemite? How did sourcing bears work logistically during a world war? I wouldn't know how to do that today, but admittedly I'm not a country...

2025-12-04 06:18:25 UTC

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Hunter was accepting bribes on behalf of his dad. How is that even remotely similar to brokering peace deals? Honest question.

2025-12-04 06:16:30 UTC

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Still... If you're going to be unhappy, better to do it while filthy rich.

2025-12-04 06:15:42 UTC

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Amazing presence. You can't sing that without 200% conviction. :-)

2025-12-04 06:13:03 UTC

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I recommend pitching it to random people while waiting for the bus. :-)

2025-12-01 15:31:45 UTC

Ambulance? Me? #Dog
https://blossom.primal.net/eee5b07cf00435aac9ad791f4841051f1bdd3d3d8868d02cc7ec7e6ad53b7884.mp4

2025-12-01 04:59:14 UTC

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Wait... I can still get radials, right?

2025-12-01 04:57:04 UTC

If nothing else, #bitcoin will cure me of any volatility-anxiety I have with other assets... :-) It's the Nitroglycerine of financial 🎸!

2025-11-30 21:07:52 UTC

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I mean... #Creation doesn't even _try_ to explain anything... It's a bit rich to call #Evolution out for lack of evidence. :-)

2025-11-23 21:43:03 UTC

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Life would be very different if skin color really mattered...

2025-11-23 21:41:19 UTC

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Affirmative - my son is 20 now, and I remember when he used to sleep on my arm, arms and legs dangling... Hint: If you hug them enough when they're little, they'll still hug you when they grow taller than you ;-)

2025-11-23 21:37:37 UTC

Keep your paws where I can see them. #Dog
https://blossom.primal.net/ebc44179089ebb2aa21ed51e9fd8fba67722b8abbd6d88aae9a4c63c60b53570.jpg

2025-11-23 21:36:12 UTC

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Argh. Alestorm are playing in Zurich on the 11.12, but I've already got a concert on the 14th, and there's a limit to what you can do before xmas... Choices.

2025-11-23 21:34:43 UTC

#Dog entered the "comfort zone"...
https://blossom.primal.net/d9f9b9ad91b4d2591d91f605ff113572900adc253487932070b6c08950e07fab.jpg

2025-11-23 21:33:45 UTC

Please consider donating to the Danya Memorial organized by the Charlotte Chess Club and his family: https://givebutter.com/naroditsky #Chess

2025-11-23 13:43:03 UTC

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Excellent!

2025-11-21 09:08:09 UTC

I'd like to apologize to anyone impacted by the drop in #Bitcoin /USD. I bought some SATs yesterday, generally that's where any drop in any asset can be traced to. I bought some. Sorry again. I'll try to do better.

2025-11-15 10:47:48 UTC

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Wait... How does a university afford 400+ million in Bitcoin?? Universities are where nerds go to become supernerds, right? Or is this some other kind of university I somehow never heard of?

2025-11-13 14:59:08 UTC

I have to stop talking to vegans on X. My feed today is _all_ vegan rants. And I really, passionately don't care what other people eat or don't eat. At all. Argh. The algorithm is terrible.

2025-11-12 15:44:00 UTC

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You don't like clouds?

2025-11-11 17:03:30 UTC

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Just amazing. What an amazing human being. Not everyone can claim to understand the game. No wait, actually anyone can! :-)

2025-11-10 14:19:07 UTC

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Because Instagram?

2025-11-10 14:17:51 UTC

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I bet it was 3x/day back when you were on X ;-)

2025-11-08 22:07:00 UTC

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How should the last sentence be understood? Start a business and pay themselves less? That sounds dumb?

2025-11-07 13:55:33 UTC

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Oh and thanks for making me aware of nostr, that was an unexpected bonus ;-)

2025-11-07 13:54:45 UTC

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I'm working my way through January '24 - it's fantastic. ;-) You're great at making people relax and just talk. I live in Switzerland and managed to buy a bitbox the day before you got the walker-5%-deal set up with them... Oh well. Anyway, thanks for the fun and informative content!

2025-11-07 05:50:46 UTC

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Is this like anarchy where the only job of the clickbait officer is to ensure there isn't any? :-) loving the podcast, I recently started listening from the beginning, and you're hard to catch up with! Super interesting though, gives a great panorama of the Bitcoin space. Thank you (I need to figure out how to make primal let me zap people...)

2025-11-04 21:52:29 UTC

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What is happening...

2025-11-03 21:28:52 UTC

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Corporations are made of citizens.

2025-11-03 21:27:57 UTC

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The majority of miners hold the power. The cost of outmining them would exceed the value of the btc being stolen, because no-one would want their btc once the attack succeeds.

2025-11-03 21:25:33 UTC

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How do you mean they'd lose 15 cents per transaction? The idea would be that they would mine blocks containing fake transactions transferring btc to themselves, but the cost of dominating honest minees would be more than they can steal.

2025-11-02 14:19:57 UTC

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That government loses money. Admittedly, that seems to be what they do anyway. :-)

2025-11-02 14:17:52 UTC

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Mining is not profitable at current electricity cost where I live. I still plan to do it, for education purposes. ;-)

2025-11-02 14:16:37 UTC

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This would only work if the objective was to destroy Bitcoin. If the objective is to steal Bitcoin, the cost of doing all that work would exceed the value of what can be stolen.

2025-11-02 08:01:53 UTC

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It's crazy to think of government as an entity separate from citizens. :-(

2025-10-31 17:05:30 UTC

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And what has this got to do with atheism?

2025-10-31 16:55:33 UTC

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That you didn't break bones that is, not your age ;-)

2025-10-31 16:54:55 UTC

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I figured :-)

2025-10-31 12:36:48 UTC

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This is so good. Better than it should be and then some.

2025-10-31 12:36:15 UTC

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Good choice ma'm! :-)

2025-10-31 12:32:15 UTC

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So very cool! How many broken bones did you edit out? ;-)

2025-10-31 12:29:53 UTC

Not enough pets in here... So here's my dog begging for pancakes (not shown). ;-)
https://blossom.primal.net/d33e931519245d880151ed49888bbeb7cadba09b7489d376d36b7c625cb8c812.jpg

2025-10-31 06:07:32 UTC

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I have to let go of my Bitcoin? Yoda, how dare you! Bad Yoda, bad!

2025-10-31 06:06:44 UTC

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Someone recently questioned the sanity of my investment in Bitcoin. That same person just put money in a startup crowdfunding. I guess it was impolite of me to laugh.

2025-10-29 08:04:57 UTC

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Digital ids are so much more powerful than analog, so everyone should realize we can't just trust the government to not overreach... You don't want to enable them to debank you because you looked at the bus driver the wrong way...

2025-10-29 07:34:06 UTC

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Ah, inspiration for breakfast... Avocado with hairy stones... :-)

2025-10-29 07:32:59 UTC

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People keep saying religion is the moral foundation of society. So how come it's the religious people who keep murdering away? There's never been a war/atrocity in the name of atheism.

2025-10-26 05:23:34 UTC

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Grammes are more communist than ounces? :-)

2025-10-26 05:20:46 UTC

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I don't know what it is, but I think both Mario Kart and #bitcoin are cool... Where can I find more info? Thanks!

2025-10-24 21:43:01 UTC

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That's officially a bad day. Hoping for some proverbial sunshine in your future!

2025-10-24 05:41:25 UTC

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What was the question? Context is everything.

2025-10-24 05:39:49 UTC

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That is a beastly jeep sir! :-)

2025-10-23 05:49:48 UTC

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Do you have anything to add or is this the random-quotes-from-the-bible spot? Genuinely interested - why this quote?

2025-10-22 20:26:42 UTC

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Can we just agree to price gold per gramme please? :-)

2025-10-22 18:51:09 UTC

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Oh ok - I like those! :-)

2025-10-22 07:01:01 UTC

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Family can be ruthless.

2025-10-22 07:00:24 UTC

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Oh great, inflation has been defeated. I was worried about that.

2025-10-22 06:59:07 UTC

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How do you mean "if gold stays the same price"? There is no price - only different assets to put your value in. Valuing your assets in term of traditional (broken) money is setting the bar too low.