NosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️ guillotine enthusiast

I swear, this is why I don't want superpowers.
I would fucking smite this person from existence right out of their call center and into the Marianas Trench and let them sit there for hours knowing they're going to die.
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2026-05-02 19:04:19 UTC

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Boomers are so useless.
Can we yeet them into space yet before we're Earthbound for millennia because of them?

2026-04-29 21:57:49 UTC

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Me, unemployed right now with no responsibilities to patch:
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2026-04-29 17:58:07 UTC

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100%
I don't doubt this for a single moment.
You could really boil it down to, "using AI is a greater security risk than..." and it would still be as accurate IMO.

2026-04-28 18:58:45 UTC

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fork_me.png
hot.

2026-04-27 18:51:38 UTC

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Some of us are so dumb we just use our real names out here.
I'm safe because my last name is encoded in super secret cryptography in my handle.
But some of y'all are fucking idiots.

2026-04-24 18:40:34 UTC

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Joke's on you! I'm still unemployed! lol

2026-04-24 17:12:34 UTC

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open source fuckbois, hmmm

2026-04-24 08:25:08 UTC

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Love you most of all the Corvidae lol (unless you make a post that causes me 6-8hrs of overtime on a Friday 😒 )

2026-04-24 08:21:18 UTC

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Me right before hitting "TOOT!":
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2026-04-24 08:20:34 UTC

I want to thank everyone that's tried to help me in any way these past 2 years. (JFC my life has been this fucking awful for this long? lol)
It has been noticed and I love you all.
Got some good leads on some positions I hope. 5 or so if memory serves me right, and an old coworker of mine sent me $300 on venmo unprompted and hasn't talked to me in 4 years since we last worked together.
It's little shit like this that I think stacked the scales in favor of survival the other night. I was legitimately walking into the desert with only a bottle of water. I'm ashamed, but I think airing it is important so that I don't repeat the mistakes of my brother.(s)
I hadn't eaten in a couple days, was feeling especially down, anniversary of my best friend's death a few years ago, blahblahblah long story short is that I decided I'm going out my way before my unemployment runs out and I end up on the streets. I'm not proud, but it's what I was thinking.
I'm fine now, promise. I am aware of this fight every single day lol I almost lost is all. Sorry, everyone.
Reiterating that I love you people here. You matter.

2026-04-18 22:35:13 UTC

So, anyone want to hire me? I'll work for 50k, you basically get a $150k IT/Infosec nerd for free at 50k
It's better than starving to death.

2026-04-18 21:36:53 UTC

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Jesus fucking christ this species is too stupid for its own good.

2026-04-17 03:02:18 UTC

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come get me too 😭

2026-04-14 10:40:25 UTC

Straight up not having a good time.
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2026-04-11 20:52:36 UTC

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😍
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2026-04-09 18:56:47 UTC

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I feel attacked.

2026-04-09 18:25:15 UTC

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:8bitrainbow:

2026-04-09 16:27:19 UTC

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am I gay if I got goosebumps a little reading that?

2026-01-20 20:54:49 UTC

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2026-01-17 02:50:34 UTC

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exactly.
Bluesky is now a Nazi bar.

2026-01-12 14:32:48 UTC

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this infuriates me to no end. Enshittification has occurred everywhere, nearly.
I'm my new community/complex/whatever I need an app to open the gates. There's no fobs, despite explicitly being listed as available in the lease.
So if your phone is inaccessible for any reason, tough shit on getting in with your vehicle.
My front door is able to be opened via NFC/rfid, which 2 physical fobs were given for that don't work for the gates. $75 to replace these little plastic pieces of shit, to which I'm just going to clone anyways.
(So far I'm happy here, but the encroaching Enshittification in everyday life is nauseating as much as it is enraging.)

2025-12-28 23:34:04 UTC

Second interview tomorrow meeting members of the team I'd be joining. I'm nervous because I haven't worked since October when I was laid off.
I feel like I don't even know how to IT anymore. I know it's not true, but I feel like it.

2025-11-25 10:18:02 UTC

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if that's where you want to do it, go for it. I think there's no judgment here. (or not enough to matter lol)

2025-11-17 14:34:08 UTC

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2025-10-04 00:04:31 UTC

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no. notes.

2025-09-06 16:59:44 UTC

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I am dead smack in the path of the worst of it West of Boston

2025-09-06 16:54:54 UTC

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ugggghhhhhhhh

2025-07-29 17:59:13 UTC

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I know I tell you this almost monthly, but I really love the artwork you pair with these articles/threads.
They're perfect.

2025-07-26 21:41:12 UTC

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not protecting sensitive data is not "a smaller issue."
It's a "you don't understand this enough to comment."

2025-07-14 17:44:07 UTC

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I had this whole thing typed out about the size of the output, how infinite sets can be "less infinite" than others, and how even if there are infinite combinations and outputs; they're still incomplete and there's no collision possible outside of their "set."
I deleted all that nerd shit and said what I said lol but you already knew why.

2025-07-14 17:12:24 UTC

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I think it's straight up mathematically impossible, but I can't be 100% sure on that.

2025-07-14 16:57:33 UTC

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math do be a fuck, but not that fucky

2025-07-03 19:51:35 UTC

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I giggled a bit aloud, but then thought "Let 'em burn."
Because...ya know...*gestures around at the current Nazi-state my government is*

2025-07-02 23:15:36 UTC

Anyone wanna buy some hacker shit? I hate selling my things, buuuuuut it's getting dire out here and I'd rather have food/rent/etc. I bought these when my life wasn't shit and thought by now I'd be doing cool redteam shit. Well, yeah...
WifiPineapple MkVII - https://shop.hak5.org/products/wifi-pineapple?variant=81044992
It's basically pristine, comes with the bag, all antennas, etc.
I have an OMG Cable too. (CtoC directional payload, one end is active if you know what this does)
OMG Cable USB C to C - https://shop.hak5.org/products/omg-cable?variant=39808316309617
(I have the programming part that's required to set it up, too.)
I'm pretty sure I'm never going to end up using these for anything good, so buy them please? lol
I can ship them out in a few days when I get paid if you're interested.

2025-07-01 06:53:25 UTC

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my CEO is top-notch, and it's why I don't want to leave my org, among many reasons.
He genuinely gives a shit about us.

2025-06-25 17:44:33 UTC

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2025-06-19 03:03:40 UTC

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I'm sure many would agree that you're welcome here at infosec.exchange, and as much as @npub1vtx…e7wk hates me being here, he's great and so is this instance.
You won't regret it.

2025-06-19 02:29:40 UTC

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I am not a good person and I am not above schadenfreude. (Holy fuck I spelled that right first try? Yikes! I AM a terrible person.)
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2025-06-17 21:05:44 UTC

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Which is pure insanity, because the basis of "I'm a good cop" would want you to have a bodycam to prove this, to protect yourself, but we know that's not what's happening.
IF this were a better world, and I was a cop, I'd want a bodycam to protect myself. This is not that world, though.

2025-06-17 20:40:33 UTC

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No, we need to be stomping them into puddles.
There is no talking to, or about, Nazis. Violence is the only answer to a fundamentally violent belief/political structure like NAZIS. We fought an entire world war quelling the spread of fascism, but now we have to play nice? Absurd.

2025-06-15 20:23:28 UTC

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sure, that's just your opinion though. Art isn't beholden to just your idea of how it should operate in the social commentary space.

2025-06-15 20:06:47 UTC

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lol...it's a fuckin' comedy, not an educational piece

2025-06-12 01:19:50 UTC

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yOu cAnT coMpArE tHeM tO nAZiS

2025-05-27 16:20:58 UTC

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I am sure I am being feverishly reported and accused of "antisemitism" right this moment, but they can all get fucked.
Anyone siding with genocidal maniacs thousands of miles away from where they live, where they've never lived, and supporting a group tied together behind their religion as if it's an impenetrable shield from criticism; they can get fucked too.

2025-05-27 13:11:13 UTC

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exactly.
They tout their beliefs, but when it comes down to it, they'll still fervently defend their scumbag religious and political structures that are currently attempting to complete a genocide.
It's performative. (like most religious people)

2025-05-26 07:55:07 UTC

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pigs killing each other is a good thing.

2025-05-09 21:37:05 UTC

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oh shit this is out?
I liked what I saw in reviews before release.

2025-05-08 17:38:15 UTC

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This isn't even the first time this CEO has fucked his people.
"CEO George Kurtz said the decision to cut about 500 jobs was driven by internal efficiency gains from AI and multibillion-dollar opportunities in new market segments."
"...internal efficiency gains from AI"
Fuck that guy right into a hole and keep on fucking him.

2025-04-23 21:37:04 UTC

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Rolled back, like re-implemented?
Or rolled back like removed?
I feel like I know the answer, but want to be clear lol

2025-04-18 20:14:46 UTC

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Explicit exclusions on all apps unless opted in, by the fucking user, or "the org" if it's on an enterprise license.

2025-03-21 02:05:18 UTC

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always been a fan of him. I found him a year or two ago and I'm surprised I never came across him earlier, given what I do for a living.

2025-03-07 02:02:43 UTC

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I'm attempting to get a copy of one of the three(3!) that three different clients of mine have gotten.

2025-03-04 04:11:58 UTC

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I've been home all day!

2025-02-10 16:24:39 UTC

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I think the "foot in the door" pricing, not even per user yet, was upwards of $34k/month when I heard it from Microsoft in a training session on it.
I audibly laughed and everyone turned to look at me.
It was some time back so I don't remember the exact number, but it was gross, so I apologize if it's inaccurate.

2025-01-15 16:39:30 UTC

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shocked pikachu.gif

2025-01-14 19:38:12 UTC

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THANKS IM CURED
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2025-01-14 19:37:57 UTC

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UGGGGGGGGH
This looks bad.

2025-01-07 02:17:00 UTC

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"lol look at the lives we've destroyed! SELFIE" -genocidal subhuman filth

2025-01-07 02:01:16 UTC

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Totally normal and not fucking appalling and ghoulish at all.

2025-01-05 21:33:31 UTC

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I gotta figure the average age of most threat actors/groups is barely 25.
I'd be surprised if many of them knew it before their life of crime, and if they do it's enough for a sole purpose and not for anything else. (I bet there's plenty of exceptions replyguys, but my point about the average still stands.)

2024-12-19 17:29:00 UTC

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2024-12-13 06:50:43 UTC

“To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.” -Luigi Mangione

2024-12-10 23:45:04 UTC

CVE-2024-49112 looks bad, but there's no details anywhere I can find.
Anyone got some juicy details? (LDAP buffer overflow)

2024-12-07 03:08:59 UTC

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glad to hear you're okay. I've had this happen to me once.
I had one drink, then woke up not too long later, very unsure how one drink laid me out. I think someone put it in the wrong drink. (I was out with women.)
The bar we went to was a few minutes, tops, on foot from the apartment. They said I could walk, but was clearly not in control.
I never left my drink alone again. Ever.

2024-12-02 19:17:41 UTC

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There's an inbetween where sometimes you know some of what happened in reality, and you can say whatever the fuck you want because you're still a nobody.

2024-11-29 21:34:32 UTC

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Yeah, that's what we fucking need, infrastructure of that scale owned by fascist billionaire scum like Zuckerberg and co.

2024-11-26 05:43:44 UTC

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I find Nazis walking down the streets of Boston they're getting more than a fucking cucumber, that's for sure.

2024-11-23 01:56:18 UTC

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in the exact same vein, negotiations do not stop genocides.
When you've committed to butchering tens of thousands of human beings, you're not going to stop because of words.
Israel doesn't give a fuck what anyone says, because no one is willing to stop them from slaughtering indiscriminately.
The ICC is right, but a lot of the world are complicit cowards.

2024-11-23 01:31:14 UTC

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haven't we gutted the IRS so extensively that it's basically toothless now?
The idea is sound, but the reality is likely very disappointing. :/
Decades of plutocracy have made it nearly impossible to go after the very rich, but that has a downstream effect that most people don't realize. (probably this, too)

2024-11-22 22:03:36 UTC

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2024-11-20 18:29:46 UTC

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Yeah, except that is not how it's going to be wielded.
They're just going to censor it whenever and however they want.
We see it here in the fediverse now. You can't even criticize Israel, that is currently committing a genocide, without hordes of scum reporting you for "antisemitism."
It's a literal playbook that they follow written up by Israeli policymakers, think tanks, and intelligence agencies.
Think that's absurd? Well, it's documented fact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boycott,_Divestment_and_Sanctions#Israel's_countermeasures
That whole article will outline just a few of many disgusting efforts by Israel to silence, even kill, opposition to their bullshit.

2024-10-31 14:45:37 UTC

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Any other vote or non-vote is a benefit to the latter.
The margins in which the Republican party rely on are slim. They know this and have strategized for it for decades.
They know that they are vastly outnumbered everywhere, even in states that they "win" regularly. It's not that there's more of them numerically, it's that they can more successfully suppress voting in those places coupled with gerrymandering and other sleazy methodologies.
If they can influence a specific number of the opposition to vote for 3rd party, or to not vote at all, that is as powerful as gaining a new voter.
They know this intimately.
Some of us know this intimately.
The vast majority of voters do not know this at all.
This isn't a conspiracy theory or anything either. This is just simple mathematics coupled with voter manipulation across many avenues. (social media, mail, TV ads, phone calls, email, etc.)

2024-10-31 14:41:46 UTC

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Which you can understand fundamentally, but reality doesn't care how we feel sadly.
Do I want to vote for Harris? Not particularly.
Did I? Absolutely.
Do I feel good about it? Absolutely.
The opposite only real choice is pure, literal, fascism wearing a lumpy suit.

2024-10-30 20:13:58 UTC

I was just told by a literal genocide apologist here (EXACT QUOTE FROM THEM, WORD FOR WORD COPYPASTE):
"The war in Gaza has a historically low civilian/combatant ratio by any measure."
Why is this lie allowed, but the truth is "hate?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_genocide
Facts are on my side.
History will be on my side.
Others are attempting to silence me for speaking out against 180,000+ butchered human beings, tens of thousands of which are CHILDREN, but this person can openly attack me, call me "antisemitic", hateful, and whatever they want while they lie about the depth of evil being committed in Gaza?
This is a problem and we're letting it happen to good people because of fear.
Fear of being labeled something we're not, because that is their weapon against the truth.
Truly ask yourself which is worse?
Speaking up for the ones being murdered en masse?
Silencing those speaking up for them?
#GazaGenocide #IsraelWarCrimes

2024-10-28 04:24:55 UTC

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I still have friends that think voting is a waste of time.
Close friends that I've known since childhood that I've done my best to reach with logic.
They're still on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, et. al. so...I feel like propaganda has won over logic and it's depressing.

2024-10-25 12:45:34 UTC

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I wish my voice was worth that much, even when I wasn't specifically selling it lol

2024-09-25 21:55:16 UTC

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It was with DART, coincidentally
I did apply, but that was almost a month ago now. That shit got filled or my resume wasn't even looked at lol

2024-09-25 21:50:23 UTC

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I was already hesitant to even apply, but now that I have I'm more annoyed than hopeful.
I've never remotely touched an org that large, but I know their shit really well (I feel.) and I'd love to learn more as they "make security top priority."
I'm basically now firing off my resume at every possible SOC, Detections/EDR, Threat hunting, DFIR, whatever position I can and I just truly think no one is actually hiring.

2024-09-25 21:45:56 UTC

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Microsoft has open posts in every major city in the US (but remote tagged) and I actually don't think they're hiring that many IR Engineers.

2024-09-25 21:45:09 UTC

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I was just literally posting about this.
I don't think SHIT is hiring right now, despite the dozens of open positions being posted everywhere per organization.

2024-09-23 18:48:02 UTC

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It's frustrating to no end that I feel like I have been hit very hard with cognitive impair, but it's so intermittent and varying in degree to the point it's almost laughable to try and describe aloud to anyone.
"Hey, some days I feel like I can't think in straight lines."
-- Are you sure it's not just your ADHD?
"I can't be sure of anything, because this was always an intermittent issue and now it seems like the extremes are occurring more often."
-- Could it be stress?
"Of course it can be stress. It can be any number of things, but what's been added is a near constant flux of my mental state that I can't even be sure existed before Covid, but feels more extreme and occurring more often since Covid."
-- "Huh. That's weird."
"Cool, thanks."

2024-09-20 20:40:12 UTC

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My insides churned reading this lol

2024-09-10 18:25:54 UTC

I don't know if anyone ever gets hired from these sorts of posts, but please boost as I am motivated by enjoying such things as "eating food to stay alive" and "being able to pay my bills to have a roof over my head."
I've been a Sr. Infrastructure Engineer for roughly 4 years now, at the same MSP (THAT I LOVE, but may not be able to move upward/get paid enough to support myself and my family any longer. :\ ) We focus almost entirely in the Biotech/Life Sciences space, so I have special knowledge of laboratory networking, compatibility, patching, software integrations (on-prem, hybrid, and cloud) etc. It's a very small world, but useful knowledge.
I am looking for a full-time security position whether it's in ops, ops-adjacent, outside of ops entirely, whatever it may be. I just want to make a difference, use my talents, and more importantly, grow. I know that my experience in all things ops can be very useful.
I can do almost everything in the Microsoft stack from M365/Office 365 administration, Intune, to spinning up entire Azure environments with IAM, Conditional Access policies, App Protection, etc. from scratch. If I haven't done it already, I have probably administrated it after it was spun up by a member of my team.
I have experience in Defender (and its myriad products across the Endpoint/Office/Cloud/Azure/Entra space), SentinelOne, Sophos, Cylance(vomit emoji), you name it.
I have basically been running incident response as best I can solo for years, I've wrote a rudimentary Vulnerability Management process for my org for SOC2 certification. (we're being audited right now and my processes were accepted, so good? lol)
Open to requests for my resume, links to job postings, etc. (I will redact my address and number of course because...safety reasons.)
I am currently in Boston, MA. Looking for remote roles, as transit into Boston is a no-go entirely.
#fedihired #infosec #cloudsecurity

2024-09-10 18:22:35 UTC

2024-09-09 17:19:41 UTC

Looking at the network settings for the Azure VM that got popped in the incident that ruined my weekend:
201 RDP 3389 TCP Any Any Allow
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