jesterhodl
JesterHodl

Translating Bitcoin stuff to Polish
Running: Dwadzieścia Jeden, European Bitcoiners, Bitcoin in Polish
Homepage: https://jesterhodl.com

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2026-09-06 14:36:18 CEST

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Something what @npub1s6z…wk4c explained to me last June: remember that small zaps are too small to enforce individually on-chain.
The threshold depends on mempool weather, but I think it's dust limit + ~170 vbytes * fee.
So, at 1sat/vb a reasonable threshold is about 700 sats, at 10 it's 2300, etc.

2026-09-06 14:23:56 CEST

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Is there a feature to modify/anonymize your voice?
When I get calls from unknown numbers I drop them, but if there was a feature to mod my voice to a robot voice or something, I would've picked up and played with them a little, while avoiding them recording my voice for AI generation, etc.

2026-09-05 21:39:55 CEST

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haha, so true

2026-09-05 21:30:00 CEST

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Oh yeah! Cory Henry in Snarky Puppy is awesome. You know Lingus (we like it here)?

2026-09-05 16:52:40 CEST

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hmm, yes, that could perhaps be what they were ok with, but I'm pretty sure I could've paid cash. Maybe next time?
But going deeper, I paid by blik. so sure, they have some light banking details, but not phone number, email, birthdate, location of phone, device identifiers, activity, installed tracking cookies, etc.

2026-09-05 14:16:20 CEST

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uh oh, you spilled the beans.
I always thought people were supposed to wonder why the algorithms suggest clown core after listening to knower :)

2026-09-05 14:01:54 CEST

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Hmm, maybe a bit? Sure does make you wanna move.
Knower/Louis Cole style is sufficiently distinct I think.

2026-09-04 07:19:27 CEST

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looking forward to it

2026-09-03 21:58:35 CEST

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oh yes, louis cole super tight!

2026-09-03 09:48:03 CEST

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Thanks, I'll tell my girl about it

2026-09-03 09:47:19 CEST

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how do I call the feeling after watching it?

2026-09-03 09:45:16 CEST

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Steve Rambam (i think he was a private investigator sharing a bit on his craft) had an enlightening and entertaining talk, probably 20 years ago, full of examples at the HOPE conference called "Privacy is Dead, get over it"
I only watched it on YT but I remember his laws.
The first law was: "All data will eventually be used for some unintended purpose". Like Domino’s customer databases being used by law enforcement, supermarket loyalty data sold to HMOs.
There is a second law: nothing is ever thrown away / there is no forgetting.

2026-08-30 18:14:23 CEST

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Yeah, can work, you might just have to ignore some email threats and that's it.
Ignoring is how I went with paypal ages ago went they wanted more KYC after receiving 0.02$ in rewards for some tshirt referral program.

2026-08-30 16:29:17 CEST

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I considered that for a while: to make the card payment fail.
I don't know, really. I thought I try with an honest ask for waiver and fallback to no funds later.
If someone know what happens if you fail to pay, do share the story.

2026-08-28 18:06:07 CEST

Domi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUfa05cZOA

2026-08-18 12:34:52 CEST

GM! My @npub18m7…q955 takes 10GB of iPhone space. When it starts it does the compaction, but it takes a LOONG time to start and it does it every time :-(
At this stage no compaction can yields any better result.
Perhaps it could be made a bit smarter when to compact and when not to?
https://image.nostr.build/0968981e5177e0e7b7f0e727e896df970650a4730e62a161e907919dcaaebd8f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/de8ab25e9f68e3425dad5da14e4b5b5f57b3e6e42228b36d3488c03b8cdf13cd.jpg

2026-08-14 22:09:38 CEST

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zeus
https://image.nostr.build/0406e66be57207c43c4a0bd9cd7d4cd297cb0f55858abc61f927a7645972efa3.jpg

2026-08-14 22:07:39 CEST

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Don't despair, become a privacy necromant :-)
🧟‍♂️ Awaken!!

2026-08-13 17:57:12 CEST

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tak

2026-08-05 20:15:16 CEST

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I suppose all the privkeys are being added to bots that monitor known privkeys for future theft.
Giving sats back safely is hard.
You would have to give them back to, say, 31337th address, and even that is not guaranteed to not be monitored.

2026-08-01 18:13:01 CEST

Even in the 30+C summer heat, Cracow is great for a well planned @npub1jr8…wwnw
We come, we walk, we settle in #bitcoin, we share npubs
Happy to have seen such a great turnout y'all.
#proofofwalk
https://image.nostr.build/c3befb371b372438078b5efb48859ea2d3487b769605495871028bdc1c81595c.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/78f5d4ce3689666e96239524979a79654a2d50579ea3d04aee341f40226efa72.jpg
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2026-07-25 11:07:30 CEST

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i dropped bitchat news in one normie, but very technically
minded, groupchat. responses:
- "why do we need bitchat?"
- "so, that's because of the protests"
ffs, it's because a governmental fiat forces stomping on freedom to speech and we all need it
my reaction was to learn radicle and seed bitchat on it

2026-07-24 10:46:10 CEST

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zapped you and @npub1mul…fqla

2026-07-24 10:45:10 CEST

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damn it, I saved it, now I have to zap 😄

2026-07-23 23:24:54 CEST

Any Guthrie Govan fans here?
https://youtu.be/X2heMVBv4U0

2026-07-23 16:44:01 CEST

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with cabbage or grape leaves?
it is funny I have nice grape leaves in my back yard, never used them for this purpose, wouldn't know how to treat them first.

2026-07-23 16:42:12 CEST

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Maybe taproot should've been a temporary softfork?

2026-07-19 16:34:49 CEST

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Aha! Then it's similar to gołąbki!
We have a dish here where you mix meat with rice and onion, marjoram, other spices, form slightly elongated meat balls and then wrap it white cabbage leaves and pour tomato sauce, a bit like dolmadakia.
it looks completely different, but the idea of meat, rice and cabbage is shared :-)

2026-07-19 13:55:15 CEST

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Not at all carnivore, but it does look nice. If this is rice and cabbage then I wonder if spices and other ingredients could transfer to a polish gołąbki. @npub1heq…kx28 you know gołąbki?

2026-07-19 10:53:22 CEST

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Miners are free to include or exclude any transaction they prefer. Even to the point of creating empty blocks, which does happen.
BIP110 is not created to prevent any of our transactions, but to reduce arb data attack vectors. That sits inline with protocol design and maintenance as attacks are being invented.
While I reserve the word censorship for governments en masse attacking free speech, it is miners who are closer to censoring anything than bip110 which is a proposal to temporarily allow less space in txs that are used for identified abuse.
Censorship is an incorrect take

2026-07-17 15:26:05 CEST

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Thank you for translating this

2026-07-17 14:35:35 CEST

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FLOSS will play a big role in creating foundational software in such paradigm

2026-07-16 22:47:57 CEST

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Nice, using DATUM or straight to bip110 Ocean endpoint?

2026-07-16 21:57:49 CEST

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well I was told if it dies, it was doomed to die from day 1...
appalling rhetorical defeatism

2026-07-16 21:52:37 CEST

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Good luck! How much hash rate will you be commanding with this setup?

2026-07-16 10:17:11 CEST

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I always zap if I save

2026-07-15 18:35:12 CEST

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One important group of bitcoiners are Lightning operators. On one hand they should like a more monetary-focused L1, one the other, some are eyeing taro shitcoins.
OTOH, large operators probably don't want any disturbances and may opt for status quo.
I wonder what goes in discussions between LN operators, especially large ones like @npub148q…jra7 or @npub1hcw…h9rq

2026-07-14 23:49:16 CEST

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Respect, sounds good!

2026-07-14 18:01:05 CEST

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Sounds like a quote from the Sovereign Individual. Did I get it right?

2026-07-13 12:00:34 CEST

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"By their fruit you will recognize them."
Very applicable

2026-07-09 16:44:26 CEST

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Awesome! He'll come eventually!
Did you show him zaps after the recording?

2026-07-09 14:51:42 CEST

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Very entertaining, lovely conversation!
Would be massive to see the FatEmperor on Nostr. Is he getting close to setting up and securing his nsec?

2026-07-09 13:53:20 CEST

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@npub1xpu…5ams

2026-07-09 10:37:38 CEST

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Ivor is great, happy you got him on!

2026-07-07 19:45:50 CEST

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Have you seen Chłopaki Nie Płaczą?
90s classic: https://youtube.com/shorts/VtE0Alv7j3s

2026-07-06 15:51:11 CEST

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Good writeup on the odd meaning of Andy Back's "I'm a cypherpunk" post from Beautyon:
https://xcancel.com/beautyon_/status/2073335449947361781

2026-07-06 15:17:27 CEST

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Fuck Poettering and systemd.
Opt out of fabian software.

2026-07-04 11:52:17 CEST

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let me guess, it's a decentralized clock, eh?

2026-07-04 11:50:47 CEST

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What is getting worse:
- cost of transacting: the more non-p2p-cash transactions in a block, the higher the cost to get into a block for p2p cash txs
- this impacts L2 exit costs and other operational transactions
- higher cumulative cost of cpu, storage and network i/o of running a full node. higher costs hurts decentralization of nodes, serving archive blocks and maintaining a healthy p2p layer (mempool)
- non-monetary tx create drift to exotic protocols being a backbone for scams, this is called ethereumization and we know how it ends
How does tolerating garbage affect it's ability to act as money?
- attracts scammers
- makes bitcoin a vehicle for and of scammers
- slows monetary user growth
- delays hyperbitcoinization
- abuse vectors are kept open leading to more complex code and friction to improve maintainability through simplicity
Bitcoin has a purpose. Satoshi didn't create electronic, p2p library. By doing other things in a resource-limited environment, the secondary, latched-on abuses, evict the users of the purpose of money. eg. Money with spending limits is a worse money. Money costlier to transact is a worse money, and so on.

2026-07-03 09:47:56 CEST

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imagine you run a restaurant.
with qr codes instead of paper menu, you are less hospitable in a hospitality business. why rid yourself of this one easy thing to compete on?
why force people to use technology to struggle to grasp what they serve? to do what? save on something? on what exactly? because I can't see that being a net positive
do they get approached by restaurant website shills who say it's better ... it's cleaner?
or do they get the mental download on conferences?
restaurant owners, how do you see it?

2026-07-03 09:38:41 CEST

"The website ngofiles.de has been online since yesterday and transparently sheds light on the funding and networks of state-funded NGOs.
Already after just 24 hours, it is clear how explosive the topic is, as the site is being massively attacked by hackers. This shows how uncomfortable the truth apparently is for some." [1]
They kicked the hornet's nest. Should they post on Nostr?
Have the swarm headed toward us?
[1] https://x.com/raeubertochtah/status/2072649743948227067

2026-07-02 10:05:11 CEST

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This was recorded not long ago, right? Poly mentioned web5 elements: DWN, VC, DID.
I believe all that was being developed as part of @npub1sg6…f63m's TBD.
Was. They wound all that down.
I wonder now, is it being really developer and used in archipelago or was Poly just hyping about vapor tech.
And where's poly's npub?

2026-07-01 15:42:17 CEST

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politicians - always there to disappoint a voter
by the way... KIDS act?

2026-07-01 15:39:56 CEST

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with memories intact or full reset?

2026-06-30 15:35:01 CEST

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a goods emerging on the market as most salable

2026-06-27 14:49:58 CEST

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I read Gigi's piece just now thanks to Nomishka's recap.
I can't even begin to understand where you are. I do share some of the sentiment, especially about dad not getting to see his grand daughters. Wishing you the largest capacity to go on!

2026-06-27 12:41:39 CEST

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stink? this clunker is ill

2026-06-27 12:40:04 CEST

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I know there is a class of bitcoiners who learned a lot of solid foundations around computer science philosophy and it's visible in the basest of takes. They leverage experience of giants and have internalized to resist temptations. They exhibit things like:
- KISS
- YAGNI
- Donald Knuth in premature optimization
- Unix philosophy
- Fail fast
- interoperability principle
- Make illegal states unrepresentable
- Chesterton's fence
etc.

2026-06-27 12:01:55 CEST

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GM! Have you seen blockamatic for taking pics? it adds blockheight and has paid filters
https://blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-06-27 11:47:34 CEST

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Confirmed: no route found

2026-06-27 11:46:26 CEST

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☝️
https://image.nostr.build/5fc6e16e619f10d16cd49f4600561386b2c41d03ca5b45cfd408ace991f2f24f.jpg

2026-06-27 09:10:42 CEST

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what? how? need to read more about it.
can pre-0.4.8 clients bootstrap a network of their own?

2026-06-27 09:06:25 CEST

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😬 thanks

2026-06-27 00:29:03 CEST

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shitcoins are perversion

2026-06-26 22:32:33 CEST

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Featurism - the desire and perceived benefit of adding features - can spur growth and hype, but can also be a trap.
I have seen a game project where devs (yes, including me) where so high on adding all the exciting ideas we conjured on or dev chat or when drinking beers, that we neglected stability, bugs and listening to users.
One way to identify featurism (at least in a game, where balancing the game is important) is to notice, it after adding a feature, you have to come up with ways for users not to abuse it. Very often, after adding anti-abuse provisions, the features stopped being used.
I learned to see that software can be like breaths of buddha, or whatever:
- the deconstructive inhale is as important as the fertile exhale
Pruning, nomem omen, the feature set can be healing.
Fellow bitcoiner said recently that #BIP110 castrates bitcoin.
Wording suggests it takes away vital functionality. But does it?
It reduces expressiveness of some featurisms. Splicing is not harmed by BIP110, large insertions are. Elastic multisigs still will be possible, protected by grandfathering. No harm there. And these are not vital. There are just nice to haves. Programmatic inheritance is a nice to have.
Truly vital functions of bitcoin are only reinforced and a proper way to defend featurisms is to curb the abuse, or remove completely.
With time, in the game dev, I learned to listen to the most active critics of what we, the devs, did. By tapping in to the player's thinking I was able to make the game better.
All this is to say, that if we were to drop some of the non-vitals, we'd have bitcoin be more like grep, and less like Windows 11 Notepad.
And I use grep with pleasure.

2026-06-26 21:44:07 CEST

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Would be interesting to do a test. Can we come up with a way that is positive but the algo would think it's negative? Clever wordsmithing, neologisms?

2026-06-26 21:14:33 CEST

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Well, I had it installed for the Dolphin card, but they took it away.

2026-06-26 20:22:51 CEST

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Done and dusted
https://image.nostr.build/39417bc8f0215cae1b675281962f1394cb41a34b4b1b99150d5738d917c8ca0d.jpg

2026-06-26 19:17:08 CEST

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Clear skies here as well
https://image.nostr.build/262dbc976d5116fcaef9ad7f9007f3ea9f985c60bd535a2ef15a7d8511cb0a5b.jpg

2026-06-26 19:14:30 CEST

Bitcoin has great UX
Address, amount, drop some sats for the fees. Sign, broadcast, go!
RANT:
I had the displeasure of using USDt and Liquid in Aqua Wallet in order to help some folks settle a bill. I never touch this stuff, but I was asked to relieve two other people of transactional pain.
Dear god, what a mess!
Open Aqua Wallet
I accepted USDt on who knows which network. Then I thought I swap to bitcoin and send to the recipient, but nooo...
Not so fast.
Rebalancing in progres, you can only swap 0.2 USDt.
What? Is? Rebalancing?? Sounds like a shitcoin gimmick.
Rebalancing...
Nevermind, wait a few minutes. Hours, some days, still rebalancing.
Forgot about it for a month and now I could swap to ... Liquid? What the hell? Why would I be forced to use some sidechain crapware from Andy Back?
Damn, well, Samson has questionable friends, sigh, let's get it over with. Send to Lightning. 91sats fees for 42k payment.
Some 145 sats left over.
Ok, send them. Insufficient funds. Fees: 44 sats.
Retry sending 145-44=101 sats. Insufficient funds.
Grr, send 100 sats. Insufficient funds.
Grrrr, send 99 sats. Can't send less than 100 sats.
Oh for fucks sake.
Uninstalling stupid aqua wallet.
No more Liquid, or stablecrapware, even for bitcoins friends. Sorry.
And to think I wanted to translate this app once.

2026-06-26 14:29:18 CEST

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The Ad is 🤌

2026-06-24 23:02:25 CEST

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interesting, will the premium information be on the notification?

2026-06-24 22:56:11 CEST

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I definitely feel like the AI chapter of humanity could become a chapter of a future, extended edition of Creature from Jekyll Island.
industrial complex creates crisis
then lobbies for legal framework
which enables more exotic industrial complex

2026-06-24 22:49:39 CEST

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Saw X spaces today with Paul Storc, went in curious to see what's going on.
He said he doesn't understand BIP110 because spam is unstoppable anyway.
Goes to show he doesn't think his audience is curious, smart and well-read enough to know this is disqualifying disingenuous framing.
Many such cases, same with Shinobi, today seemed to have forgotten about grandfathering and again lied that some guy's inheritance of thousands of bitcoin is being rugged by bip110.
I know they both know better.

2026-06-24 22:41:32 CEST

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Whatever happens we should know better for the future.

2026-06-24 07:47:24 CEST

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Interesting! Albeit fiat, but a development nonetheless.

2026-06-24 07:43:37 CEST

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It's completely flat to me. Can say how it makes sense to you?

2026-06-23 21:53:02 CEST

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that was horrible by the way

2026-06-23 21:24:39 CEST

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yeah, the staff should accommodate you if you checked in online even if you don't have a phone. they make it free and that's what is their way to stay legal. still, the friction is there because the staff will probably make it slow and inconvenient. They are only on legal trouble of they make you pay.
fuck michael o'leary, he may be an anti bureaucracy, anti EU guy, but he's also the cog in some other machines.

2026-06-22 20:20:00 CEST

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To get your digital boarding pass:
1. Open or download the Ryanair App
2. Sign in to your myRyanair account and find your booking
3. Check in as normal
4. Your digital boarding pass is available in the App
This stupid thing requires my companions to download their very buggy app.
How does it square with kids without phones? Or people
with old phones which don't run their app.
Isn't it against some EU accessibility law?

2026-06-22 20:00:39 CEST

FTS! Ryanair no longer accepts paper boarding passes. I always print them. It's far easier, it's low tech, it works despite low battery, no cell coverage, or roaming.
https://image.nostr.build/e7ef543e9b296585f36746e70fe97f2525c7ff05360d5fc6582de1cb9b326e15.jpg

2026-06-22 19:57:46 CEST

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we wanted hyperbitcoinization so much that we were willing to give the benefit of the doubt to too many bitcoin-adjacent initiatives in hope it would bring an orange future sooner.

2026-06-21 22:31:25 CEST

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I enjoyed Jack's talk, albeit he left a lot unsaid and some things don't click correctly to me in his speech.
About your post above, I think there's a nice idea in it!
Everything kB committed to the blockchain is physical mass and an energy requirement to supply by node runners forever. Here:
- Monetary kBs will provide ongoing network effects for the system. tx is source for txs.
- JPEG kBs will do nothing of the sort
So if:
- core is rotten and they won't cede control,
- permissiveness halts bitcoin from bitcoining in the long run that we need,
then BIP110 has to be attempted because if not, none of the problems are getting sorted and we get more anti-cypherpunk shenanigans:
- bad covenants + suitcoiners + exchanges controlling utxo flow
- fake L2s (KYC, surveillance and capital control)
- ethereumization, bitvm, shitcoinery but on bitcoin
Basically compartmentalization of Bitcoin into a meek and timid crypto-asset.
I don't want that.

2026-06-20 08:01:03 CEST

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I'll be travelling for longer so, I went to a government website to order a card for my European health insurance. What I saw there shocked me:
- they have records of all my visits (even private ones), even a simple 10-minute dermatologist thing was there
- they have records of all the prescription drugs I ordered, including receptomat.pl (which is an online service for getting drugs bypassing the regular doctors)
- they have records of where I bought the drugs that I got from previous point
Even the private sector is in this scheme and they leak the info and help the panopticon build a medical history and profile.
Graphene won't help here.

2026-06-20 07:53:15 CEST

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GM!

2026-06-19 16:53:09 CEST

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Bujać has at least two meanings: "GTFO" and "telling made up stories"
I think @npub186k…9hv0 is right here with "bounce out".
"Tell us another" suggests the translator took it as "made up stories", which to me is not what the author meant.

2026-06-19 09:44:52 CEST

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saved, zapped

2026-06-18 19:41:45 CEST

GM! My first Wagyu was home
cooked. With meat that good, cooking it is trivial. #beefstr
https://image.nostr.build/ec808f18a21fbaef0b440cd24684b6ecea02d4ccafb81bb7284641e4250c64e8.jpg
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2026-06-16 23:16:09 CEST

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so it's open? I heard a rumor it wasn't

2026-06-16 16:42:42 CEST

GM! Dozenal Society called and asked to step up your game.
There was a screw on the wall where the old normie clock was after it broke down.
I put this instead 🕓
https://image.nostr.build/6195daebfc19e89697a65405c1e8938c5f497a37f92148513e213654466a7e62.jpg

2026-06-09 10:01:18 CEST

GM! At the Bitcoin FilmFest'26 you might've learned that Eagle is of the mind. Condor is of the heart.
When my daughter sent me a pic from her trip, I was reminded there is a Polish connection.
The Stork. Stork is a very Polish symbol. There are even several meanings:
- flying stork -> good omen, luck ahead
- stork circling the house -> pregnancy ahead
- empty nest - bad luck
- stork walking on the field - nothing
- stork on the field cleaning feathers - bad luck
All in all, I've seen a huge crowd of Storks one summer and the bull run was grand.
Watch out for stork, frens!
#bff #bitcoinfilmfest #stork
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2026-06-07 15:05:25 CEST

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Thank you Chief Walking Node
That actually sound like a native tribe leader name

2026-06-07 03:35:26 CEST

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my first, my only one

2026-06-06 21:54:18 CEST

Palace of Nostr
Warsaw, Poland
#bitcoinfilmfest #bff
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2026-05-23 16:30:29 CEST

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Good question. I think they took on more than they could bite. Back then optimism for a break in decentralized namespaces was so high, they allowed scope to creep from domains, to identities, to tackling trust-based certificate system. These are all worthwhile endeavors, but it was all too much.
More work cycles went to architecting an overarching system than bridging the gaps in resolvers, etc.
What do you think?

2026-05-22 12:23:11 CEST

Samo Centrum dziś wieczorem
Bitcoin Pizza Dzień
https://www.satlantis.io/events/2226
https://image.nostr.build/e7519091ddf626681ce5788cd32ef0800d6eeb6b7ea287340af7223de8b324e3.jpg

2026-02-10 09:58:20 CET

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I see, thanks. I inferred that leftist president suggests leftist sentiment for the next parliamentary elections.
How do you read the direction for the next 3 years?

2025-06-04 18:02:15 CEST

GM! Long time no steak pic
Will this be any good?
https://image.nostr.build/bebb1fc951c8470f1e58330631dd774b89b4529707a93f9c5a6f7f26eb8e5519.jpg