falsefaucet

554413
bitcoin is for enemies
blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit
i like to post lyrics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Last Notes

2026-07-23 00:55:24 CEST

Crazy going through all the old electronics/games I had bought over the years. 60 bucks a pop most of em. Surprising just the last few years games started becoming 70+ for the disc.
Video games were either inflation proof for decades, or they were really ripping us off back then.
But also games would actually ship complete.
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/07603012267eefaad1c34fcfdff34c67d26e32a1876eedfbd8872a5c849f58ff.jpg

2026-07-22 19:00:33 CEST

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To to your dashboard then there is server url and streamkey for software like OBS
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/8cfb15a2831320f5fa824e683d3d229a25a7193dcc9a454f031bed9a257d9b71.jpg

2026-07-20 18:46:46 CEST

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From my understanding it allows them to mint fungible tokens on bitcoin in a 'less' data heavy way as compared to the brc20 crap.
So the rune transaction is just creating some OTHER token I do believe.

2026-07-16 23:41:51 CEST

🎶🎶
its funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most
not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes
there's no dollar sign on a peace of mind
this I've come to know
so if you agree that e a drink with me
raise your glasses for a toast
🎶 🎶

2026-07-14 17:09:13 CEST

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Excuse me for being fallable and making a mistake.
Seems you succumbed to the same thing tho fren.

2026-07-14 17:06:38 CEST

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I made the correction.
Did you even check?
Or did you make the same mistake I did?

2026-07-14 17:05:33 CEST

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2026-07-14 16:29:33 CEST

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After some more digging, seems this was related to their fiat product not the LN product.
So my bad.
But I don't trust Marcus regardless.
Oopsie poopsie.

2026-07-14 16:15:35 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/4sf7k0xbwVkAAAAC/dollar-bill.gif

2026-07-14 14:31:22 CEST

remember when people here were saying use spark.....
yeah no
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/ffb48667f9084456b2610e0a8b4013200f1adaf7a21e2b6aa335118ff273b501.png

2026-07-14 01:52:49 CEST

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Some us service member is currently in court charged with felony destruction of property for taking down 13 of them. Along with possession of burglary tools or some bullshit like that.
I believe his defense is they are unconstitutional. Follow the case.

2026-07-14 01:09:18 CEST

heard the term moral masturbation today, and i laughed so fuckin hard

2026-07-13 19:56:49 CEST

Buddy is shilling me penny stocks 🙃
What year is this.

2026-07-13 08:43:13 CEST

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Precisely

2026-07-12 23:14:45 CEST

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Gramatically correct English isn't my strong suit

2026-07-12 23:08:03 CEST

Critical thinking is more important now then almost ever.

2026-07-12 16:57:26 CEST

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Be wary of replay attacks when it comes to forks.
Got educated on them when I was asking about ecash fork.
I had just missed the bcash stuff back in the day so ecash will be the first fork I'm around for.
Side note
is dashjr gonna hardfork if bip 110 doesn't get consensus

2026-07-10 19:47:56 CEST

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Yes?

2026-07-10 19:47:45 CEST

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https://youtu.be/eEXlcNcMTAI

2026-07-10 17:44:25 CEST

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A classic

2026-07-10 17:41:48 CEST

https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/1cb544868bd29f76d5bed925e068072b7bbf054306a1c88d9235ee85b8d6bc42.mp4

2026-07-09 17:00:24 CEST

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Pay for your chipolte with 4 easy installments of $3.59

2026-07-09 16:58:21 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/NRvAuY9ug-gAAAAC/applause-clapping.gif

2026-07-09 02:33:36 CEST

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Don't worry they took him out

2026-07-09 02:33:13 CEST

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https://mlbbite.plus/

2026-07-07 19:57:15 CEST

okay now this is a fucking GAME.
good lord!

2026-07-07 05:15:01 CEST

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i was under the impression that they started doing something like that during this FIFA tourney.
not sure why they dont do it more often considering they already just let the clock roll, and add extra time.

2026-07-07 05:13:40 CEST

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im not a typical soccer watcher, so i really dont know the answer.
id leave that to someone more educated on the game

2026-07-07 03:44:08 CEST

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i can appreciate the skill they have, some of the stuff these guys do with a ball is insane.
just takes away from the game imo.

2026-07-07 03:42:16 CEST

as a hockey fan, this soccer stuff is really hard to watch.
they are better actors then soccer players
they should do more to get rid of the embellishments that happens all the time.

2026-07-06 22:10:06 CEST

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Right click then properties of the file in question.
Should work on Linux or windows.

2026-07-06 22:06:25 CEST

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Just don't take your phone with you. For the love of god, these things pick up on everything that comes within range.
Down with the flock.

2026-07-06 22:05:17 CEST

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They showed the way.

2026-07-05 22:42:17 CEST

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testing my comprehension.
could you buy some bitcoin, post fork, consolidate it into your utxos. (yes privacy issue, but bear with me)
then the new fork wouldnt have this utxo. and moving bitcoin to a new seed, and using old seed to access ecash crap

2026-07-05 08:38:25 CEST

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Was just reading about the replay attack. 🙃

2026-07-05 08:13:00 CEST

Where is the market for this stupid fork?
Where can I dump these things?

2026-07-04 22:24:23 CEST

The scary thing about the kids act, besides what the text says, is the fast tracked nature of it.

2026-07-04 00:21:17 CEST

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Graci senor

2026-07-03 22:30:51 CEST

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Doesn't self hosted blossom servers fix this?
Am I stupid or something?

2026-07-02 01:31:56 CEST

Is there any precedent for the nodes in the meshtastic network to talk to 'bitcoin nodes for the pure purpose of forwarding broadcasted TXS.
Reading about Iran blackout of internet, and wondering about ways for bitcoin TXS to be propigated without the traditional internet system.
Also makes me think of this video I stumbled on last month.
https://youtu.be/6ibr7gm8uVA

2026-07-01 23:05:34 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/qdemCFsVnYEAAAAd/that-not-how-it-works-thats-not-how-any-of-this-works.gif

2026-07-01 23:03:44 CEST

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Big bladder ones were the best.

2026-07-01 23:03:04 CEST

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Parents had a waterbed and I always said I wanted one, they got rid of theirs for a traditional bed, then one random day when I came back from summer camp, there was one in my bedroom.
Always cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Probably terrible for support etc but man no better bed to lose your virginity on.
9/10 would buy one as an adult.

2026-07-01 16:43:32 CEST

the 'youll own nothing and be happy' is accelerating
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/a633d43001523cd1cf4fd7fd961375b926ebfaafa6b4e6741036f5b5d0b3b2f2.png
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2026-06-30 19:08:59 CEST

Tenor was awesome. But as soon as retard yielded no results. The writing was on the wall
#nevent1q…ljs7

2026-06-30 04:50:21 CEST

next time someone tells you flock cameras stop crime show them this
https://crimesolutions.ojp.gov/ratedprograms/license-plate-recognition-technology-crime-deterrent

2026-06-28 19:16:07 CEST

this has to be satire, you cant 'run out' of digital downloads
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/48d02d5a2c2363599af9f58ad32c16ef94345b9bb6a67d4fd887df02245c2263.png

2026-06-28 03:34:17 CEST

feel blessed to be in a situation where i can uplift my homies.

2026-06-28 00:49:30 CEST

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knowing this community, id expect a torrent within a week.

2026-06-28 00:46:03 CEST

https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/496fa04f1c47c1512cadb0669790da3132db39164cf12657ff982530b35001e1.png
https://media1.tenor.com/m/iOe0whBbSEcAAAAd/jew.gif

2026-06-28 00:44:05 CEST

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same but honestly dont give a fuck, super glad they got a block!!!

2026-06-27 23:17:51 CEST

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they fixed it for me.

2026-06-27 22:31:24 CEST

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just got an email.

2026-06-27 22:27:00 CEST

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emailed support as requested.
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/4dbe747cbb59c6b5feffbee94aeddf546881c21f11ab013bca377a92b29685c3.png
nothing but this.

2026-06-27 22:24:12 CEST

@npub1khj…2vsj
ya infrastructure sucks my dude

2026-06-27 22:22:20 CEST

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i paid a milly sats to stare at a error screen
lmao guess i get what i deserve

2026-06-27 22:20:32 CEST

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LFG
of course it was the one party i missed. but LFG peeps!

2026-06-27 22:19:09 CEST

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wait did the block party hit???
LFG the one i missed of course.
good shit peeps!

2026-06-27 22:10:08 CEST

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lmao i got scammed

2026-06-27 05:29:13 CEST

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nostalgic

2026-06-27 03:17:12 CEST

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comparing this to 911 is just dumb.
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/ad81211516ca600eab12e5b14ce56b5ba2ed609e12bedcdc0cdfa7cdfe0af512.png
vs
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/5464c7a70e28d4ddd329b2981bf434432c3a015ab51ebc4b05b435667177b194.png

2026-06-27 02:44:36 CEST

@npub1v7k…tfk0
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=ZD6Qebch/D3djO7Trml4Hw==

2026-06-27 02:29:37 CEST

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/house-kids-online-safety-bill-vote-teed-up-for-fast-track-vote

2026-06-25 18:45:05 CEST

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yeah ill hop on it later and send you my handle.

2026-06-25 18:44:31 CEST

i swear everytime i hit the broadcast tx button,
fees double.
every
time

2026-06-25 05:56:17 CEST

I'll say it again
If you keep talking about 58k it won't come.
Just let it happen.

2026-06-25 03:47:35 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/zqHbKTg9NxEAAAAd/ray-liotta-laughing.gif

2026-06-25 02:06:35 CEST

Can someone more educated than me explain why the gov is pushing for 15℅ ethanol blend to become permanent when the reasoning it was reintroduced recently, outside of its seasonal use, was from the war and oil not moving.

2026-06-25 01:33:12 CEST

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indeedy

2026-06-25 00:23:49 CEST

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@npub1vwy…zugd all about the farming stuff

2026-06-24 22:52:31 CEST

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actually love being able to dream/ remember i dreamt again

2026-06-24 22:52:06 CEST

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still gotta pass the piss test, but might be time to quit.
depends on their testing policy afterwards

2026-06-24 22:51:34 CEST

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graci senor!

2026-06-24 22:50:47 CEST

da fuq? lmao
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/6fe2e3dad806da04468e5b690b5117da1bf690956e1d280b23bb02e1b43b9954.png
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3572169/the-brazil-vs-scotland-world-cup-match-today-is-officially-a-must-watch-now-a

2026-06-24 22:48:15 CEST

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Bro as a white folk. Don't lump any group of people based of the actions of some.
The knife cuts all types of ways.
But we are in agreement. The narrative smells funky.
Your bank acct got drained after 'using' tor?
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/0ab2f912601e9980da5945dd7fb7ac26952933ca45f69ddacaa5f9ba1ec35adb.jpg

2026-06-24 22:44:22 CEST

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I bought a surround sound on random corner from back of a truck.
Still use it. Best 50$ I ever spent.

2026-06-24 22:43:38 CEST

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75k sats?
Or 100k if you handle shipping.

2026-06-24 22:41:44 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/dle8ZB7r0L8AAAAC/hand-bite-leonardo-dicaprio.gif

2026-06-24 22:40:36 CEST

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No, the narrative is needing to get this info out to the masses, IF that was the main goal, and not recouping some revenue from it, torrenting would be a no brainer.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/00m6tDSXeo4AAAAC/steve-harvey-im-just-saying.gif

2026-06-24 22:18:56 CEST

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SuPeRCyCle

2026-06-24 21:36:48 CEST

why no torrent for the movie?
if its all about getting the info out there.
@npub1khj…2vsj

2026-06-24 18:53:53 CEST

Anyone telling you what to do with YOUR fuck you money, is a retard
https://v.nostr.build/efulFqeqNqV81yfq.mp4

2026-06-24 18:27:50 CEST

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Such a classic.

2026-06-24 18:27:31 CEST

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/zqHbKTg9NxEAAAAC/ray-liotta-laughing.gif

2026-06-24 16:00:41 CEST

Just found out I passed my entrance test for the electrician apprenticeship program.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/-wVwXQKEJrQAAAAC/crushed-it.gif

2026-06-24 15:59:23 CEST

Just dont mention it and it will come.
#nevent1q…4t48

2026-06-24 05:19:37 CEST

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https://media.tenor.com/Tg1yz5xJx-QAAAAi/copege-copium.gif

2026-06-23 20:12:59 CEST

Sorry lady,
but if it wasn't for men hanging out.
you'd be using the metric system and be ruled by the British still
https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/266c09a9b3fb03ab900c49996ddc06640b5a04db781278d89eb902160200c814.mp4

2026-06-22 17:06:11 CEST

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Yeah you right just checked. but both goalies are UFAs and so are a handful of offensemen. We shall see.
I just can't believe they leveraged THAT much of their future for Brady.
Imo Ottawa took em to the cleaners in this trade.

2026-06-22 16:58:40 CEST

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Well Bradys is 8mil AAV and that puts em over iirc. So GM will need to do something for sure.

2026-06-22 07:21:06 CEST

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Contracts.

2026-06-22 07:20:59 CEST

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They are definetly going all in for next year.
Barely 7 mil for cap space. They will have to dump some cintracts.

2026-06-22 07:18:43 CEST

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3 first round picks?!?!?
What the actual fuck.
Florida window is kinda closing. But holy shit.
https://media.tenor.com/pAxTnCFlwD8AAAAC/damn-gif.gif

2026-06-19 04:21:16 CEST

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Who knows what's those crazies will do.

2026-06-18 19:15:04 CEST

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Beside the rebuild fund, I think the most hilarious thing is trump is now saying 'what country wouldn't want a nuclear program, they should be allowed to have one'
Was that not his WHOLE reasoning for this 'war'
Iran cannot have e a nuclear weapon. We must destroy their nuclear program.
The doublespeak is absurd.

2026-06-18 17:33:36 CEST

Gasoline sure as hell can go up overnight
Too bad it can't go down just as fast

2026-06-18 04:00:29 CEST

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Lost my mentor/uncle figure to melanoma in Sept of 24, .
Found out a week ago a good friend has lung cancer never smoked a day in his life.
Life just isn't fair.
🧡
Wishing yinz the best.

2026-06-17 03:27:51 CEST

https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/2ce625785c963884aac0fcebe47ab25306af919708372af7e52955eda245b12e.png
totally not a bubble

2026-06-16 04:49:23 CEST

KYC BOFA
#nevent1q…swu3

2026-06-15 17:52:21 CEST

Missed the hockey game last night.
Watching highlights
I know Vegas is still kinds new to the league, but they need to learn you gotta boo bettman.