🌈Magical Thinking

Be the change you want from this world.
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2026-05-02 23:27:12 UTC

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every cop

2026-05-02 23:24:33 UTC

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John Denver as Luke Skywalker.
https://youtu.be/eSy9lo2Yw80

2026-05-02 23:15:16 UTC

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https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY

2026-05-02 19:31:06 UTC

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How it feel, m'knight?

2026-05-02 19:28:30 UTC

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I can feel the monkeypox setting in.

2026-05-02 19:26:12 UTC

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don't you get fresh wit me.

2026-05-02 19:21:54 UTC

I got a flat and had to call AAA to change it because the lugs were too rusty to budge.
I'm a little girl now.

2026-05-02 19:19:09 UTC

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2026-05-02 19:15:27 UTC

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to protect their 2SLGBTQQAI+ voters?

2026-05-02 19:09:18 UTC

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oh.
I thought it was a miss piggy and kermit star wars - which would be amazing.

2026-05-02 19:08:38 UTC

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Your singing was a little flat that time. Barry, why don't you play an A for Steve.

2026-05-02 18:54:24 UTC

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star wars muppets?

2026-05-02 06:33:59 UTC

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did you really link a Taylor Lorenz article?

2026-05-02 06:30:15 UTC

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see the Ganges and die.

2026-05-02 06:24:22 UTC

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2026-05-02 06:22:58 UTC

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Let it be so.

2026-05-02 04:41:01 UTC

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black wind, fire and steel... it all makes sense now!

2026-05-02 04:37:15 UTC

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she's gonna run

2026-05-02 04:34:01 UTC

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end daylightsaving

2026-05-02 04:31:27 UTC

in 3 weeks I grew a beard to make the rest look like gramma's bush.
machismo supreme.

2026-05-02 03:50:15 UTC

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Artemis II and the Trump assassination attempts are FAKE tho!

2026-05-02 03:49:00 UTC

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is that from the pill or AIDS?

2026-05-02 03:45:24 UTC

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how did those primitive people manage to pile rocks on top of each other? the answer will surprise you.

2026-05-02 03:43:12 UTC

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extra virgin

2026-05-01 17:49:10 UTC

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Portland, the Detroit of the PNW

2026-05-01 17:43:42 UTC

This story keeps getting weirder.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/business/chirayu-rana-former-jpmorgan-banker-at-center-of-completely-fabricated-sex-slave-allegations-against-lorna-hajdini-left-new-job-3-weeks-ago/

2026-05-01 17:41:45 UTC

Happy gay May day y'commie pukes

2026-05-01 17:41:10 UTC

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persevere.

2026-05-01 17:40:21 UTC

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I would totally pay $20 a month for unlimited fires.
God bless America.

2026-05-01 17:39:14 UTC

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dropped it, eh?

2026-05-01 17:38:17 UTC

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that's my man.
🇺🇸

2026-05-01 08:52:34 UTC

The waiter asked if we wanted bread, but brought no bread. Normally I’d ding his tip, since he suggested it in the first place.
This is the dawning of the age of lowered expectations.

2026-05-01 08:50:25 UTC

When i can’t sleep i will imagine a fall from a great height and wake flat on my face like wiley e coyote.

2026-05-01 08:48:57 UTC

Don’t take your guns to Costco, son. Leave your guns at home, bill.

2026-05-01 08:47:28 UTC

People will still listen to kamala harris talk?
Whyyyyyy?!

2026-05-01 04:45:15 UTC

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'float earth'

2026-05-01 02:47:22 UTC

To make prefab homes popular you must first get the wealthy to live in them. What begins as a luxury for the rich becomes a necessity for the poor. Flat screen TVs, cell phones, etc. Thy must start out as a high dollar, scarce resource and then people will want it.
https://www.dwell.com/article/from-the-archive-british-prefab-apartments-744a358d

2026-05-01 02:38:27 UTC

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might only work if he were cut along that sagittal plane.

2026-05-01 02:23:30 UTC

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got home from the fish place, smells like y'mom.

2026-05-01 02:21:19 UTC

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"...but I ain't no dummy."

2026-05-01 02:19:32 UTC

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that's some good out of context posting.

2026-05-01 02:14:13 UTC

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copper based blood is a good start.

2026-05-01 02:10:13 UTC

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that is weird.
I was thinking punk mom is a pretty good mom.

2026-04-30 17:42:10 UTC

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I wish I'd spent more time in the metaverse, I was a fool.

2026-04-30 17:40:54 UTC

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Those laws passed, in the height of the civil rights era, assumes that our current system is still the height of the civil rights era. They should have been dismantled 20 years ago.

2026-04-30 11:17:44 UTC

The birds at the feeder doing influencer shit. “Hi guys, its lit here at the feeder with my squaaaad!”

2026-04-30 11:13:01 UTC

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No one in the usa washes their hands because of the no-touch faucets that never work. Wiping hands on the ass of your jeans suffices.

2026-04-30 11:10:18 UTC

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All liars

2026-04-30 11:09:35 UTC

You’re a pee-on union

2026-04-30 11:03:32 UTC

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Inflation will make us all millionaires soon

2026-04-30 11:00:31 UTC

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That’s painful

2026-04-30 10:58:58 UTC

Peffrey Pepstein

2026-04-30 10:55:58 UTC

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Netflix cast Leslie Jones as Rambo

2026-04-30 10:54:33 UTC

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I’ve seen this.
A dude just got the new rayban meta glasses but has nothing to film, so he did this.

2026-04-30 10:51:18 UTC

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You drew my grindr pic

2026-04-30 10:50:20 UTC

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You leave cuz it’s hot

2026-04-30 10:45:58 UTC

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You’ve never been to LA

2026-04-30 10:44:04 UTC

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peter dinklage

2026-04-30 10:40:14 UTC

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Her constituents are already dressing and behaving like mad max: road warriors.

2026-04-30 10:36:37 UTC

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Pow Wow Chow

2026-04-30 10:35:55 UTC

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PR is a US territory, they travel to the US with a drivers license.
Keep telling her she’s right and they’ll send her to CECOT.

2026-04-30 10:30:42 UTC

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Full time employment

2026-04-30 10:23:10 UTC

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Mcdonalds should make her their new hamborger clown

2026-04-30 10:21:29 UTC

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Lauren Sanchez would make an Indian man blush.

2026-04-30 07:25:34 UTC

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that guitar, so heavy, so simple.

2026-04-30 07:25:08 UTC

I can feel every millimeter as this beard grows in.

2026-04-30 07:23:52 UTC

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https://youtu.be/lQWiMqdlmrw

2026-04-30 07:21:58 UTC

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poppy, I like it.

2026-04-30 07:20:41 UTC

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screaming angsty blues?

2026-04-30 07:19:12 UTC

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https://youtu.be/zE_n02T_GAA

2026-04-30 07:12:19 UTC

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https://youtu.be/NPihnJBngZs

2026-04-30 07:09:31 UTC

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https://youtu.be/mDmNPOJp2T4

2026-04-30 07:09:22 UTC

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ahh, a classic

2026-04-30 07:07:59 UTC

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https://youtu.be/MLOYQ7HY5mg

2026-04-30 07:04:23 UTC

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https://youtu.be/xoTCNiNn1d8

2026-04-30 06:55:51 UTC

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you are a sick ape.
https://youtu.be/Jh2v5XN5HDk

2026-04-30 06:44:36 UTC

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https://youtu.be/4FHSpDyATJs

2026-04-30 06:36:35 UTC

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i dunno bro.

2026-04-30 06:36:24 UTC

https://youtu.be/EXFCHrlyyzQ

2026-04-30 06:17:28 UTC

Fuuuuuuuuuck.
I liked that ice cream.
FUUUUUUuuuuuck...
https://notthebee.com/article/popular-ohio-company-jenis-ice-cream-holds-a-pro-abortion-ice-cream-social-to-raise-money-for-abortions-in-ohio/

2026-04-30 04:47:42 UTC

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I suspect they wanted the criminals to flee with the money rather than face US justice because a trial is expensive.

2026-04-30 04:36:46 UTC

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They had plenty of time to destroy evidence, don't ya think?

2026-04-29 17:00:09 UTC

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no furlough, sue me.

2026-04-29 04:55:34 UTC

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2026-04-29 04:39:15 UTC

Off the air by June.
https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/04/28/trump-calls-out-abc-fcc-drops-early-license-review-as-kimmel-controversy-erupts-n2201802

2026-04-28 05:17:01 UTC

There was video of Zohran Memdani eating rice with his hands and NYC still elected him Mayor.
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2026-04-27 09:03:28 UTC

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The last time i green a beard it was to convince a lady that iv would be faithful while traveling.

2026-04-27 08:21:56 UTC

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why have a beard if I have to wash it?

2026-04-27 08:15:50 UTC

I grew a beard and the ladies love it, which is weird because it's itchy and smells bad.

2026-04-27 08:13:58 UTC

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the fistbump is an abomination.

2026-04-27 03:53:43 UTC

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you don't trust the lioness of judah's financial sources?