🌈Magical Thinking

College loans should follow the same guidelines as a buisiness loan. Show collateral, have a plan, show your work.
If you have shitty grades or attendance or no support from family/community - no loan.
Resources should always go to those who use them best.

2026-08-27 13:44:52 CEST

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It should have been like wizard of oz, start out in black and white and add color a little at a time.
There's a version of Johnny Mnemonic in black and white and it greatly improves the story.

2026-08-27 07:56:55 CEST

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2026-08-27 07:49:56 CEST

Get ready for "cancel student debt"
https://thefederalist.com/2026/08/26/5-ways-the-right-can-start-fixing-the-student-loan-crisis-without-punishing-taxpayers/

2026-08-27 07:44:17 CEST

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still alive, living in NH when they arrested his girl.

2026-08-27 07:42:20 CEST

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2026-08-27 07:32:31 CEST

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those are BLM numbers, just sayin'

2026-08-27 07:07:39 CEST

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8/

2026-08-27 06:58:45 CEST

https://boundingintocomics.com/comic-books/john-carpenters-cathedral

2026-08-27 06:44:44 CEST

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Next comes the diarrhea.

2026-08-27 06:43:11 CEST

"MAGA is white supremacy."
Ayanna Presley
Also:
https://www.massdailynews.com/2026/08/24/pressley-husband-2b-springfield-courthouse-deal-cleared

2026-08-27 06:40:33 CEST

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Feminism is a sexual selection mechanism to find men who can ignore anything.

2026-08-27 06:39:28 CEST

nothing says, "I give up," like those orange crackers with the peanut butter.

2026-08-27 06:37:25 CEST

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Addams Family

2026-08-27 06:36:04 CEST

I can't wait to see how bad Neuromancer is.

2026-08-27 06:30:04 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:26:24 CEST

Dolly was Ozzy for women

2026-08-26 19:39:09 CEST

Dems want human sacrifices.
https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/08/25/alex-prettis-parents-sister-interviewed-seven-months-after-his-fatal-shooting/

2026-08-26 19:29:29 CEST

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/trump-administration-pauses-immigrant-visa-interviews-worldwide-sweeping/

2026-08-26 19:26:43 CEST

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Where I live they adopted a "vision 2030" framework which was mostly written by children and has cost us billions trying to complete.

2026-08-26 19:24:50 CEST

Did anyone else think Tim Curry and Raul Julia were the same guy?

2026-08-26 19:23:37 CEST

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*Ukrainian women

2026-08-26 19:19:47 CEST

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A lot of her audience was the older crowd, Branson, MO types.

2026-08-26 19:19:09 CEST

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One year they shipped everything UPS.

2026-08-26 15:08:54 CEST

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If you took one look at this groomer would you leave your kids alone with them>?

2026-08-26 15:04:27 CEST

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Sold out the back a week from now.

2026-08-26 15:03:13 CEST

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Imagine if the judiciary selected Senators today?

2026-08-26 15:02:36 CEST

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don't speak ill of Dolly bruh.

2026-08-26 14:56:11 CEST

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2026/08/25/photos-of-taliban-visiting-slutz-cheese-making-plant-in-belarus-disappear/

2026-08-26 14:51:45 CEST

Going to IKEA just to be in everybody's way.

2026-08-26 14:42:36 CEST

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pickle tickle

2026-08-26 14:41:05 CEST

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u on bluesky now?

2026-08-26 14:40:18 CEST

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back to school shopping!
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2026-08-26 14:37:53 CEST

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plinkett is the king of the innertubes.

2026-08-26 14:35:48 CEST

Ma got lowrider stamps, cuz she's the rad mum.
https://store.usps.com/store/product/lowriders-stamps-S_488204

2026-08-26 14:27:25 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:25:12 CEST

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election stolen?

2026-08-26 14:22:35 CEST

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Shiva, destroyer of worlds, is my co-pilot
🥶

2026-08-26 08:50:55 CEST

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2026-08-26 08:40:32 CEST

https://youtu.be/Lfo0XBrGgI0

2026-08-26 08:35:23 CEST

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they don't have insurance in England?

2026-08-26 08:16:29 CEST

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2026-08-26 07:51:03 CEST

https://youtu.be/k6mdRv0ZdR8

2026-08-26 07:35:52 CEST

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https://youtu.be/tTj0ZoIUaOw

2026-08-26 07:32:30 CEST

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leftoids

2026-08-26 07:31:07 CEST

Boston is interesting because it doesn't change slowly over time, it changed instantly on September first.
Because of the colleges, all leases and homes sales converge on September first, so 100,000 people will relocate on this one day.
We never know what we're getting until after it's over. Sometimes it's Koreans, sometimes it's Jersey girls...

2026-08-26 07:27:59 CEST

Something died in the cellar and I don't want to deal with it.

2026-08-26 07:26:13 CEST

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It is so.

2026-08-26 07:24:43 CEST

Dolly was great because everyone liked her. She was a feminist and a country singer and had big tits but wasn't a skank, a happily married woman and successful businesslady. Literally everyone liked her.

2026-08-26 03:25:17 CEST

Someone asked my coworker to do something and he’s losing his shit.

2026-08-26 03:24:25 CEST

Every chick who never listened to dolly crying rn

2026-08-25 14:57:56 CEST

I skipped a meeting with the lady who called Thanksgiving, "indigenous peoples day."

2026-08-25 14:50:32 CEST

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... when there is no second date.

2026-08-25 14:39:35 CEST

I put the remainder of the birthday cake out for the birds and they want no part of it.

2026-08-25 14:37:09 CEST

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Let it be so.

2026-08-25 14:36:07 CEST

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Soccer, if played on a basketball court, conversely, basketball played on a soccer field, might be amusing.

2026-08-25 14:30:53 CEST

basketball and soccer are stupid.

2026-08-25 14:26:18 CEST

The physical therapist that comes by the house to help mum isn't really doing anything and says mean things. As a confidence building exercise, I'm having mum fire her today.

2026-08-25 14:23:11 CEST

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this is funny until it becomes a real commercial for Home Depot.

2026-08-25 14:17:43 CEST

Some kind of technician is supposed to come by today so we bosses are all wearing suspenders and bowties and we're gonna stand around asking, "Why the hell did you do that?"

2026-08-25 14:16:27 CEST

Having FREEDOM (french) Toast

2026-08-25 08:47:13 CEST

my lady got GTA for the nintendo switch. she carjacks a taxi and drives people around instead of doing crimes.

2026-08-25 08:43:45 CEST

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don't touch him for gods sake.

2026-08-25 08:34:38 CEST

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https://noauthority.social/@magicalthinking/117143539443182140
#note1w9j…ycaq

2026-08-25 08:33:28 CEST

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🤯

2026-08-25 07:55:44 CEST

OOOOoooooo...
arthouse scifi.
https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/9256-art-house-sci-fi

2026-08-25 07:47:55 CEST

https://hackaday.com/2026/08/22/the-shutter-makes-this-3d-printed-camera-special/

2026-08-25 07:46:30 CEST

https://newengland.com/yankee/magazine/heirloom-apples/

2026-08-25 07:43:33 CEST

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2026-08-25 07:40:17 CEST

I brought corn on the cob to work and microwaved it. I don't know why more people don't do this.

2026-08-25 07:38:59 CEST

Did you know:
You can wash those funky sneakers.

2026-08-25 07:37:16 CEST

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Open borders in the US was basically every south american country emptying it's jails and asylums. I imagine the same was true in Europe.

2026-08-25 07:36:01 CEST

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Aren't they classified as terrorists now?

2026-08-25 06:26:36 CEST

https://babylonbee.com/news/england-welcomes-meghan-markle-back-with-mandatory-burqa/

2026-08-24 13:19:36 CEST

AOC gets fat and loses election

2026-08-24 13:18:29 CEST

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Isn’t tiktok banned?
Wtf?

2026-08-24 10:37:21 CEST

Chicks want 6ft+ guys because we all have bad backs.

2026-08-24 10:35:42 CEST

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Brutal
She gonna kill u

2026-08-24 10:32:15 CEST

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Modern women are trained cameraman

2026-08-24 10:31:32 CEST

Milk + coffee in jar.
Shake vigorously.
Latte.

2026-08-24 10:26:07 CEST

New postpartum depression meds coming to a doctorb near you.
Vaccines are out, trans-kid surgery is out, immigrant fraud no longer works…

2026-08-24 10:23:05 CEST

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Aromatics are ruined by heat. Salt is ok, fresh herbs and even butter should wait until the end. Pepper is a particular peeve, it turns to ash.

2026-08-24 10:01:01 CEST

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that's an admission of guilt if I ever saw one.

2026-08-24 09:55:08 CEST

Lindsay Clancy just made the filter.
I don't need that shit in my head.

2026-08-24 09:43:43 CEST

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when everyone wants attention so I just stay at home.

2026-08-24 09:42:11 CEST

I put pepper and spice on AFTER the food is cooked. Doesn't the heat destroy the flavor?

2026-08-24 09:26:33 CEST

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technically it's morning, but yes.

2026-08-24 09:25:51 CEST

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... wait.
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