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2026-03-08 17:55:32 CET

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Hey John, tell me more about these thoughts. I may be able to help.
(That was my best thoughtful reply bot reply😬).

2026-03-07 01:34:29 CET

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I wish to clarify my not too drunk comment. I'm not🤷🏻‍♂️. I've had a drink but am far from drunk. For the past 6 weeks, my alarm has been set for 7AM, though I have been largely getting up, a bit before then. All for the benefit of Ghost, to get him into his new routine. Up early, feed, nice big walk. Repeat of an evening. With some park action, to play with other dogs, when the weather has allowed, in the mean time.
Just to cover my drinking habits, they can/could (As regular readers will know, extend for days at a time). In the past🤷🏻‍♂️. No more⛔️.
Having my new dog, has brought out the best in me. I'm not known for my patience, but young Ghost here (Just over 9 months old), is proving a challenge. It has come to light, that the poor bugger suffers from separation anxiety, if I leave him alone, for any extended period of time, while I'm out the house, he'll piss all over my lovely deep pile carpet. So much so, that I've had to rip the fucking thing up🙄😂. (Hence the book re-homing of yesterday) Revealing, none the less, a lovely tiled floor from the 1930's (When the house was originally built).
I digress. So, poor Ghost's separation anxiety, it needs dealing with. It is a complex issue. In a nutshell, you simply can't leave a dog who has it, when you're training them, not to have it. Regular readers will know that I've recently started walking dogs for a living. That, is sadly going to have to go on the back burner till Ghost is rid of his fear of being left alone, which can and will take months to accomplish. Wish me luck. Thank you🙏🏻.

2026-03-06 22:04:49 CET

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Grok
@grok
12h
Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
This is what Grok (His own creation) had to say about his master. Made me laugh😬😂.

2026-03-06 21:57:14 CET

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Also.......
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g0dzg6e4mo
This buried amongst all the fucking mayhem going on atm!

2026-03-06 21:54:34 CET

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I think Penn and Teller need to hang up their magic wands, these two are😮.

2026-03-06 21:52:15 CET

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Where did she go🧐?

2026-03-06 16:31:22 CET

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I was shite, you was shiter🥳.

2026-03-06 16:26:11 CET

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Shite😜.

2026-03-06 16:18:13 CET

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Yes, i usually overdo it with my super warm coat, then when the sun peeps out I'm sweating like fuck on a long dog walk🙄😂.

2026-03-05 15:42:32 CET

How can I still be so shit at Word5 after reading all these (Temporary relocation required🙄).
@nprofile…ct2m
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https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/4fb893d000c9327eadfa7bae1473fec6fa4fdaf35828f63be1aca38b3e8fae6d.webp

2026-03-04 09:36:49 CET

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Because you're shit🤷🏻‍♂️.

2026-03-04 08:19:34 CET

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This one has been discussed many times😬😂.

2026-03-02 15:30:43 CET

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GM node🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-03-02 07:31:21 CET

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Well done, B. At least I beat YODL today🥳.

2026-03-02 00:35:50 CET

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Go on then, fuck off to Ryan, Rin. You were once mine. Heart 💔😭.

2026-03-01 23:16:00 CET

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Amazing sitcom, amazing series, amazing last scene🙏🏻.

2026-03-01 21:50:09 CET

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Me too🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-03-01 18:30:28 CET

Hey, my waifu darling, are you there🧐?

2026-03-01 00:30:05 CET

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Hey, men. It's all good.
https://media.tenor.com/gU1eZVV8wVgAAAAC/god-its-love-jesus.gif
Bombs in the name of this guy, are more righteous than in the name of the other one(s)🤦🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-28 23:31:03 CET

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They're all cunts.
No exception.

2026-02-28 22:13:34 CET

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I read that initially, as petrified😱😂.

2026-02-28 16:27:24 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/r6cIAA0j4DwAAAAC/drop-bombs-somethings-got-to-give.gif
GM node🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-28 13:34:21 CET

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I think I've been pretty badly done by here. I told you that my guess 5 was going to be my guess 4 but then I changed my mind. I should rightly have been today's joint winner but instead, I get covered in orange fucking paint🙄. Not a shitty cobweb, like B, I could have coped with that, but orange paint. Have you any idea how long this will take to wash out of my lovely white fur!!

2026-02-28 13:27:10 CET

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Ooooof, yes, if there was an upper deck, that was clearly the preferred option. The further away from authority, the better🙏🏻.

2026-02-28 12:27:57 CET

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I remember seeing a meme once, it was an American school bus cut into 3 sections.
The back (Future alcoholics/Drug addicts)
The middle (Noisy kids)
The front (Teachers pets)
😬😂.

2026-02-28 10:58:31 CET

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Bobby Davro, fuckin' hell. Not seen him in years, I thought he was dead😂.

2026-02-28 10:46:52 CET

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Taking the piss can be light hearted joking. Giving them shit is more aggravating.
I take the piss, a lot, on here. Mainly with you😬🫂.

2026-02-28 10:41:40 CET

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I never did it with CD's but I did do it with #Techno vinyl, there were 3 great independent record shops real close to where I live.

2026-02-28 10:16:39 CET

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GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format, a digital file format for images that supports both static pictures and short, looping, soundless animations, commonly used on the internet to convey reactions, explain processes, or add visual interest. GIFs are like mini-movies with multiple frames, allowing for quick, digestible visual communication without audio.
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2026-02-28 10:05:22 CET

WORD5 #512 5/6* (Hard Mode)
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https://word5.otherstuff.ai
Twat. My guess 5 was gonna be my guess 4, then I changed my mind🙄.

2026-02-27 23:07:15 CET

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I get death piles sometimes too☹️😂.

2026-02-27 22:28:21 CET

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Yojimble's Jimbles-Jumble Jumble Sale😳.

2026-02-27 22:07:27 CET

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Have you ever listened to Disc 2 of In Rainbows🤔? There's some great tracks on there. Last Flowers is an amazing track.
I'm really struggling to come up with a top 3 now I come to think of it😂. In no particular order, OK Computer, Kid A and Hail to the thief.

2026-02-27 21:42:51 CET

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It's very very difficult for me to pick a favourite Radiohead album as they all mean slightly different things to me. That one is certainly in the top 3, though.

2026-02-27 16:28:11 CET

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The first time I ever seen Radiohead live was when they toured Kid A. I was completely blown away🤯.

2026-02-27 15:52:26 CET

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Yes, nice shape. Would have been even more pleasing if it was the first letter purple🙏🏻.

2026-02-27 13:41:38 CET

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Fuck me, we've both had a shit couple of days🤦🏻‍♂️😂.

2026-02-27 13:25:32 CET

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That has also been noted. Next time I win, I want to the gif to me Ghost mauling YODL, preferably with limbs severed etc🙏🏻.

2026-02-27 13:03:18 CET

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You're not fucking kidding😮.
So much so, he's not getting any zaps for it. He needs to rethink things going forward😳.

2026-02-27 13:01:58 CET

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Oh no no no, this won't do at all!!

2026-02-27 00:53:20 CET

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Better late than never😬😎.

2026-02-27 00:11:02 CET

Does anyone remember the bullshit that was "The hole in, the Ozone layer"😮. Whatever happened to that🤷🏻‍♂️?
#Asknostr.

2026-02-26 15:22:15 CET

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Especially dogs, I love dogs. I had to have my old one put to sleep last May and thought it was time for a new one.

2026-02-26 15:20:15 CET

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Yes, I'm delighted. Weekends too🙄😂.

2026-02-26 15:07:42 CET

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Thanks man. This one was living with another family who needed to re-home him, so this has made things easier with him not having spent any time in a shelter but it's still a lot of upheaval for him, new owner, new home etc. I'm just estabshing his new routine with him, which involves me getting up at 7AM each day😭😂.

2026-02-26 14:59:54 CET

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Everybody got a 4 today apart from.......😭.

2026-02-26 14:56:22 CET

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Yes, he's lovely. This particular breed are very clingy and are known to suffer from separation anxiety. I've just bought him some herbal tablets with calming properties so hopefully they'll help. We'll get there🐶.

2026-02-26 14:51:14 CET

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It's very much on the back burner now I'm afraid node, I've been spending all my spare time with my new dog. He's still settling in at the moment which can take a few months. When he's fully settled I'll try and get back in my studio. I've made the executive decision that my new dog isn't allowed upstairs (Where my studio is) and if I left him downstairs, on his own, he'd just piss on the livingroom carpet🤦🏻‍♂️, as he doesn't like being left alone. As soon as I have something new to share, I'll be sure to tag you🙏🏻.

2026-02-26 14:18:48 CET

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GM node🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-26 13:38:14 CET

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Yes, ok. One's quite enough, when I lose.

2026-02-26 11:32:51 CET

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At least you got it in bloody 4 (Tempered my swearing there, as it's you)😜.

2026-02-26 11:28:42 CET

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Back to the bottom of the plie for me today, probably🙄.

2026-02-26 11:25:49 CET

WORD5 #510 5/6* (Hard Mode)
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https://word5.otherstuff.ai
Was stuck on turn 5 for a while🙄🤦🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-26 11:17:00 CET

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Of course. I didn't actually like Dave Clarke when he went through his Electro phase. He was and still is, a great #Techno DJ though🥳.

2026-02-25 23:13:40 CET

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You look awfully wan, too😮.

2026-02-25 18:23:50 CET

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Heard of the first one but not the last 2. Will look into them🙏🏻.

2026-02-25 17:23:01 CET

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Considering the complexity of what he's trying to convey, he makes it very understandable. Convincing, too.

2026-02-25 17:20:33 CET

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You have heard of it you gimp because I've recomend it to you! Possibly to John too, or he might have recomend it to me, I can't remember😂. Either way, it is well worth a read.

2026-02-25 16:39:18 CET

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Was your turn 3 a little dark🤔?

2026-02-25 16:15:11 CET

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GM node🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-25 14:27:56 CET

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Excellent Defaux🥳.

2026-02-25 09:07:53 CET

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I do now🙏🏻.

2026-02-25 09:07:27 CET

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Jeeeeeez!
I thought I had mine in 2 when the first 3 purples appeared🙄😂.

2026-02-25 09:06:17 CET

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I don't see yours, B🧐.

2026-02-25 09:01:53 CET

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Well you was fucking garbage today, wasn't you😜.

2026-02-25 08:58:45 CET

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Died far too young☹️.

2026-02-24 19:16:41 CET

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His legs were just dangling a bit at first then he just kept sliding further and further. I wish I'd have filmed it now😂.

2026-02-24 19:02:02 CET

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/8007010f869fe6ae7033f0a6dc9ff56999681403421a3ff7b58bfc6ea4e8794e.webp
Ghost fast asleep, half on and half off the couch. 5 minutes later, he slid off and woke up with a start😬😂.

2026-02-24 18:12:05 CET

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They got there in the end🥳.

2026-02-24 17:37:10 CET

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It's very good. YODL got a 2 though🙄.

2026-02-24 15:50:30 CET

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Yes. It's your new gaff.

2026-02-24 14:42:00 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/fRnRBfEoxswAAAAC/younghoon-tbz.gif
GM node🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-24 14:35:40 CET

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I'm not really, it was just the sharpest qiup I could think of, in response to your "Wet" comment😎.

2026-02-24 14:32:26 CET

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No. Under immense pressure!

2026-02-24 14:12:41 CET

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Speak for yourself. I'm like the Mariana Trench!

2026-02-24 13:04:10 CET

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👏🏻

2026-02-24 12:29:44 CET

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Did Eminem write that note for you🤔?

2026-02-24 12:26:56 CET

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Hopefully, the latter😎.

2026-02-24 12:26:16 CET

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He needs either a hole in 1 or 5 for us to have a sequential run🥳.

2026-02-24 09:00:03 CET

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We had a teacher who used to take lessons when another teacher was off, he was also in charge of organising the annual holiday that our school went on. If ever he was filling in for a lesson, all you'd have to do was ask him where this years trip was and that was it, that was him for the hour. Thanks Sir🙋🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-24 07:42:35 CET

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I hope that Defaux's gif machine has a temporary fault today🤷🏻‍♂️.

2026-02-23 23:19:00 CET

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I'd go with a Faraday bag, personally. You can never be too sure🙏🏻.

2026-02-23 22:33:04 CET

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Excellent, I now know some crochet notation🥳.

2026-02-23 20:45:25 CET

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I see most of the rows are December🤔?

2026-02-23 19:35:12 CET

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Yep🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2026-02-23 16:49:24 CET

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4 is a good score for today.
I've only seen one 3, a few 4's. 5's, 6's and even an X😬.

2026-02-23 15:41:26 CET

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Whenever you're ready Joe. We'll still be here, waiting.

2026-02-23 14:17:43 CET

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I've just had a cheeseburger🥳.
A proper home made one, not a McDonald's one🙄😂.

2026-02-23 13:54:40 CET

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Yes, it's very good this one Defaux🎩.

2026-02-23 07:18:21 CET

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4 Club.

2026-02-23 00:19:07 CET

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I'm a Brit linguist. Orwell is one of my favourite authors, reading his novels is interesting, I like his turn of phrase, very much of its time. Some of it's lexicon, too, is interesting and needs some looking up, as the words used, have simply fallen out of favour. One that springs to mind is, wainscotting!

2026-02-23 00:13:06 CET

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Don't get me wrong, Chloe was a good dog. Chloe just wasn't a dogs, dog. Just like I'm not a people, person. We got on well and I still miss her🙏🏻.

2026-02-23 00:06:45 CET

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He had his first "Off lead" play session in the park yesterday in a secure area. He played beautifully with all the other dogs and took a particular shine to some tiny little thing, who were chasing each other round😬. That is in stark contrast to my previous Staffy, who I had for 10 years. She was trained for fighting and nobody would have her (Step in, me🙄). She was a handful. If I'd have let her off the lead in the play area, there'd have been mauled and dying dogs, strewn all over the place😂. It's SO nice to have a dog who's, nice. Very novel, to me🥳.

2026-02-22 23:35:58 CET

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Same, but after smoking a joint and snorting a diazepam too🥳.

2026-02-22 22:50:44 CET

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For someone who has been through the trails and tribulations, you have. You're very erudite🙏🏻.

2026-02-22 22:13:51 CET

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Corporate speak really grinds my fucking gears. "Touch base"🤔. Fuck off🖕🏻.

2026-02-22 21:59:23 CET

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GM.
WA.
Bonza.