ThePirateQueen

Update: Noggers, I'm at a loss. I have maximized legal maximums of Xannies and will have to procure alternative mind-altering substances elsewhere.
Wish me luck.
*whimsical fairy music ensues*

2024-08-09 07:14:15 CEST

Being naked literally makes the fear of being anally raped come screaming up from the innermost parts of your mind and cripple you in paranoid fear.
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2024-08-09 01:19:03 CEST

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I just want a man who doesn't cheat and isn't 300 pounds. That's all. That's my criteria. I hate how people nitpick the shit out of other people. Over 80% of men are probably great picks.

2024-08-09 01:11:29 CEST

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I legit only speak to maybe 8 people on the phone. If you have my phone number, you're special.

2024-08-09 00:55:55 CEST

I have an unlisted number. Nobody calls me. Lolz
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2024-08-08 07:52:23 CEST

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It's gorgeous outside if the main cities. Portland broke my heart, but only because it was dirty and had lots of people who looked spun out. Same in Seattle. The only city that was mildly affected by the rot was Spokane, Washington of all places and it was a fairly decent sized place/city. I liked the homes and architecture too. Tacoma scared me honestly lmao. Utah is kinda plain until you actually make it to bigger city. Not beautiful like the West.

2024-08-08 07:38:07 CEST

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I drove all the way up to see my Dad's place 20 miles from Canada. Went out to the coast came up and looped back. So many normal cool White people. People are grouchy when you get to the south and it's busy and hot, but the weather and climate in the PNW must be preserved and maintained for White people at all costs.

2024-08-08 07:30:20 CEST

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The funny thing about most of California, Oregon, ans Washington is there are so many normal White people. Even in Utah and Arizona. I think maybe they're lying about all the brown fuckers coming in. 🤔

2024-08-05 08:02:33 CEST

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God is with us.

2024-08-03 18:43:47 CEST

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Limp noodles? Sounds like my last sexual experience. Ok I'll see myself out.

2024-08-03 17:24:14 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/3e9699466cc4f7a5181705cbdf349cadf09b1410632309a62297de1349342778.jpg

2024-08-03 17:22:41 CEST

My neighbor is the same nation as me... literally the same blood. I'm not obligated to forgive the spawn of fallen angels.

2024-08-03 05:14:21 CEST

Today I sweated so hard during my workout that I was completely drenched. It felt amazing.

2024-06-24 03:59:50 CEST

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Diet, hygiene, mental fortitude and control, fitness, etc. If I feel like I need a prescription, I'll drink and fuck until I feel better.

2024-06-24 03:47:41 CEST

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Describe to me how you were diagnosed with cardiovascular disease? Because these doctors will put literally anyone on drugs if they're dumb enough to take them. Rule No. 1, never take their pills.

2024-06-24 00:58:34 CEST

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Wow.... when did you find out?

2024-06-24 00:53:25 CEST

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Yeah, men are aggressive. My neighbors' son legit sexually harasses me every fucking time I see him. Not all men are pigs, but what the fuck!

2024-06-24 00:32:53 CEST

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Not really. I like what I like. It's okay to like what you like mmmmkay.

2024-06-24 00:31:44 CEST

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Doesn't sound like me. Take screen shots. Mmmmkay

2024-06-23 20:33:19 CEST

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I'm out of the know, man. I live in my own head most of the time because people disgust and disappoint me. I'm literally a lonely wolf.

2024-06-23 20:27:36 CEST

Is this a joke?RT:
https://social.piewpiew.se/users/ohyran/statuses/112667298849239278
#note1w4v…8jrw

2024-04-01 20:43:30 CEST

Pistachio is an undervalued nut.

2024-03-17 06:01:32 CET

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Wanting to see someone's butt hole means we are devolving. Our DNA is unraveling. We are becoming .... primordial goo