Bad Neighbor

Couple weeks ago I had to train a guy to do an easy (and easy to fuck up *bad*) task to do while I was on vacation. Came back to work today and found he did it perfectly. Made my Monday real easy. Weather was perfect and had homemade pizza for dinner.

2025-09-10 03:36:08 UTC

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DanDaDan has really good comedic timing in the anime, they did a good job.*
*I have not watched season 2

2025-09-09 21:48:48 UTC

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Dude you weren't kidding there are some people with their panties in a serious twist today.

2025-09-08 22:06:14 UTC

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Subset of white people who don't bathe. The other branch is juggalos.

2025-09-07 11:51:25 UTC

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>a Canadian has no maple syrup
The West truly has fallen

2025-09-04 22:25:30 UTC

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Work tasks all done early and wife was off early due to holiday week so we're spending extra time at the bar before buying raw goat milk at the market. They already have Oktoberfest beers on tap so I'm enjoying German beers today.

2025-09-01 16:26:46 UTC

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I once got a job offer to be an "insurance sales associate" and at the second interview found out it was a pyramid scheme. I was so damn angry.

2025-09-01 16:16:33 UTC

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I really can't think of an export I would want from India. Only thing that comes to mind are low quality textiles and awful spices. No thanks.

2025-08-29 18:17:43 UTC

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Yesterday did my usual go to the market, drink a lot, and eat burgers. Then this morning shidded it all out at high velocity. Currently on liquid and bread diet until the storm subsides.
Also scheduling meetings to train team members how to use ...robocopy.

2025-08-28 13:11:02 UTC

Bathroom is kind of long and narrow with the trash can on the opposite side from the toilet. The toilet paper holder is a bar spring-fit into the holder. Pretty standard for when the house was built. I got into a habit, whenever I need to replace the toilet paper roll, of taking the bar off and using it to fling the empty roll across the bathroom into the trashcan. I'm only at about 10% accuracy, but that's beside the point.
Just did the usual and used the bar to fling the empty roll toward the trash can, lost my grip, and whipped that fucker like a throwing knife. Smacked it into the wall, compressing the spring, which rocketed it straight back at me.
Not my proudest moment, to be sure.

2025-08-25 16:14:54 UTC

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Gonna go drink a beer right now in honor of Mike

2025-08-25 13:32:07 UTC

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"Three clicks! No more, no less!" I remember my father saying when we were under the house trying to fit copper pipes.

2025-08-25 12:48:08 UTC

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The monotonous repetition of "NINTENDO" carved out a section of my brain and lived there for years, throwing its empty beer cans over the fence.

2025-08-19 01:13:54 UTC

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Every AI announcement can be summed up as "It's not *completely* garbage!"

2025-08-12 21:10:37 UTC

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God I love staples in my ass. Only thing better than staples in my ass is a broken collarbone.

2025-08-12 14:33:16 UTC

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Before they were limited by manpower, but this makes it way easier to go after John Q Retweeter. And if that weren't bad enough, imagine if reddit were in charge of your personal information. The data will be fed into the most psychotic AI to find patterns that don't exist and will undoubtedly be leaked to subhumans as soon as convenient.

2025-08-12 14:25:15 UTC

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Age verification is the smokescreen. The point is to van (or just shut off access) anyone trying to anonymously post proof of all the heinous shit governments do with our money.

2025-07-27 15:30:08 UTC

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If only this was a transparent background.

2025-07-25 22:15:54 UTC

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Looks good but not sure I agree with the whole ass carrot.

2025-07-23 00:45:37 UTC

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Yeah, it's still pretty good.

2025-07-17 17:49:17 UTC

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I've never seen that brand before. I've only ever used Buffalo Wild Wings sauce for wings. Franks is best left to Hoppin John.

2025-07-14 19:26:37 UTC

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Suddenly the last 48 hours makes a bit more sense.

2025-03-14 17:43:14 UTC

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When I go mushroom hunting I bring a trash bag. Either way I'm leaving the forest with something.

2025-03-11 23:14:41 UTC

I ate too much roast beef sandwich

2025-03-10 12:58:47 UTC

Knowing that the necro'd posts are the result of someone searching an account, what the fuck are you people searching?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b7/62/40/b7624074f452796d596c137e0a76ecf5bbfc12faa4a3ed2baadf044dff563df4.jpg

2025-03-09 18:10:05 UTC

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ZEY1gtao9eGzvAD3KEh2x

2024-09-04 23:47:17 UTC

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>Zarzaur Law claims that he was previously involved in a “wrong-site surgery” last year, where he mistakenly removed a portion of a patient’s pancreas instead of performing an intended adrenal gland resection.
You know I think I could get there and back in a day.

2024-08-28 03:16:07 UTC

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And if this is a copypasta or some shit I swear to god

2024-08-28 03:14:59 UTC

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I've done the same thing for similar reasons twice in my life and I am far, far better off as a result. In my opinion it is absolutely not worth maintaining the relationship. You are better off making new friends and you'll be happier for it. These sound like miserable people that want to drag you into their misery.
What's unusual is that one of them is reaching out. In my case all they did was spread rumors about me and mine. Easy to ignore once I learned the only people who listened were of the same caliber. For the one guy putting in effort to contact you, he earns the prize of a curt, no bullshit explanation. Something like, "You have been trying to reach me for a while so I will give you an explanation. The group was a consistently hateful environment and I no longer have the energy to tolerate it. I hope you understand and can change for the better. Until then, please leave me and my family alone." Let those close to you know the situation in case he doesn't take the hint. Afterwards hydrate and be prepared to take a massive dump when all that stress leaves your body.

2024-08-25 20:26:52 UTC

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That is a massive agouti. The ones I've seen are half that big. I feed them peanuts.

2024-08-17 01:49:01 UTC

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Post-nut clarity is something else innit

2024-08-12 11:44:43 UTC

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There is a lot less paperwork for a dead body in a pile of rubble.

2024-08-12 11:33:04 UTC

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Every time an American uses a gun against the government the retaliation is so overwhelming that it makes international news.

2024-08-08 13:11:43 UTC

I need to figure out a way to reduce work stress because every time I complete a big project I take a massive shit the next day. This can't be healthy.

2024-08-06 14:22:17 UTC

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Do you need an explanation?

2024-08-06 12:07:37 UTC

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>rogue
There you go, making positive assumptions.

2024-07-07 10:47:25 UTC

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~532km on ATT residential fiber
https://i.poastcdn.org/a1d8e748a99479842e0824fed1e0efafe20bc0de6d39050606edd3f14c8f0301.png

2024-06-30 21:59:38 UTC

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You really marked up a screenshot for a throw away joke, huh.