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2026-06-14 22:41:44 CEST

https://youtube.com/shorts/iaaVmEyAlA0?si=8GRxEF-qMRsaFq1_
Interesting role play, the wetback is pretending to look for wetbacks.

2026-04-18 22:10:31 CEST

One-plus-five!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-over-1
Isn't it boring?
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2026-04-16 03:07:20 CEST

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We had a little hail here in Portland as well

2026-04-15 23:20:16 CEST

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/american-youtuber-jailed-6-months-south-korea-public-nuisance-charge-rcna331891
Why would he admit being Somali?

2026-04-15 02:27:48 CEST

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Get electrolytes. You can use bullion powder. or diet lemonade with 4 teaspoons of salt per gallon, if you make two of those teaspoons low sodium salt, you also get the potassium you need.
Wear an extra sweater, and force yourself to do some cardio, otherwise it is easy to get cold, as your body naturally tries to conserve energy.

2026-04-15 02:06:55 CEST

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2026-04-14 21:29:32 CEST

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Different rules for Democrats.
Their violence is just free speech.
Our free speech is violence. Also our silence is violence.

2026-04-14 04:40:51 CEST

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John McAfee is tweeting from the grave?
What a world we're living in!

2026-04-14 01:41:42 CEST

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I agree we would be better off if all illegals were repatriated to where they belong.
However the 13000 is the number of illegals and greencard holders (who are subject to deportation after serving the time for felonies) that have a manslaughter or murder record in 2024, not the number of such crimes committed by them in 2024.
Seems like this number includes convictions up to 40 years in the past.
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2026-04-14 01:12:11 CEST

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There is no doubt she is right, just would be better if both of them addressed each others' arguments point by point rather by verbal diarrhea and talking over each other.

2026-04-14 01:04:32 CEST

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This would be more impressive if each of them talked 50% of the time, and didn't talk over each other, say using a timer like in chess matches.
It is unclear if winning here simply means she was less polite and interrupted more.

2026-04-09 22:04:15 CEST

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BIPOC:
Who are these bisexual people of color?

2026-04-09 20:51:19 CEST

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I also got a tire changeover from studded snow tires to the all season I use the rest of the year for the XC90, the local chain, Les Schwab.
Miraculously, the misaligned wheels that they recommended getting an alignment for the last 2-3 times mysteriously aligned themselves.
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2026-04-09 20:45:19 CEST

The local Mercedes dealership is down in freebies, and way up in prices.
The waiting area used to be really well stocked with pastries, soda cans cookies.
All they had today was espresso and cappuccino from the superautomatic machine, and a vitamin water dispenser.
And brakepads for the front cost ~$200, and rotors $180 for each. It used to be that Mercedes parts from the dealer was pretty price competitive, but not anymore.
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2026-04-09 16:19:23 CEST

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The address was just an excuse to be in the neighborhood.

2026-04-08 17:36:17 CEST

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The tiny house scam has always appealed to innumerate progressives.
Pay 50% of the price, get 20% of the house.

2026-04-08 03:22:44 CEST

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I could swear I remember shit being a euphemism for weed.
But I cannot find an online reference to that for English speaking countries, just from France.
Perhaps I learned it in Norwegian?

2026-04-07 16:47:56 CEST

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Since the topic is good looking women of our grandparents' age, when visiting Puerto Vallarta, I ended up staying at a small hotel blocks away from the former Taylor/Burton house.
https://casakimberly.com/

2026-04-07 16:32:37 CEST

Practical tip for shitheads:
You can edit the wordle score before sharing with your "friends" via MMS.

2026-04-07 02:58:38 CEST

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The insurance companies might be in on the scam.
"Global tax to help paying for losses due to extreme weather".

2026-04-07 02:50:18 CEST

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What does EUC stand for?

2026-04-06 22:06:35 CEST

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It pays somebody.

2026-04-05 18:14:00 CEST

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Looks like I am not abnormal.
When I voted, Door was ahead of Kitchen, but the wisdom of crowds eventually worked.

2026-04-04 23:13:06 CEST

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I endorse this message.

2026-04-03 14:49:28 CEST

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We Norwegians must have better empathy, since we call today Langfredag (Long Friday). Perhaps that explains the European suicidal empathy.

2026-04-01 08:04:55 CEST

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It's after midnight where you're living!

2026-03-28 14:54:39 CET

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I see the taste the biscuit video.

2026-03-27 23:44:47 CET

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Jill Biden got the same caliber SS as Trump at his Pennsylvania rally?

2026-03-25 12:59:47 CET

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The narrator talks of blondes, but most of the young ladies shown are brunettes or even Asian looking.

2026-03-24 15:06:27 CET

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"What beer does Ireland like?"

2026-03-22 16:48:58 CET

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You and Mark Wahlberg, separates at birth!
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2026-03-21 18:57:47 CET

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I think the issue is often format, and not size.
If I remember right, the video upload limit was something like 25MB, then it increased to 50MB.
I experimented a bit, if 1080p HDR, upload worked, if 4K video I would get the error: 422, problem with thumb image.

2026-03-21 16:34:01 CET

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Seems to be some format limitations, I can never upload videos taken by my pixel phone, even if small.

2026-03-21 15:56:20 CET

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"Never let a crisis go to waste".

2026-03-21 15:39:01 CET

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Who are they?

2026-03-20 22:24:26 CET

TMI!
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2026-03-20 02:11:11 CET

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Mojito?

2026-03-18 23:59:23 CET

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That's nothing, you were shortchanged 16 tubs of icecream.
Obama was shortchanged 7 states, he had campaigned in 57 states, but he only got to govern a country with 50 states.
https://www.politifact.com/article/2011/nov/30/perry-recaps-obamas-57-states-remark/

2026-03-18 00:02:55 CET

I remember after a few years of Biden covid fraud inflation, I was happy when it dipped below $5.
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2026-03-17 01:11:33 CET

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I guess so.
I never saw him before now, when listening to the clips on the NoAgenda show, it sounded like a lisping version of Jim Lehrer.

2026-03-17 01:00:34 CET

Who is the NPR guy with the lisp, Simon something, (warning incoming)?

2026-03-16 19:46:36 CET

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2026-03-16 15:29:05 CET

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For Eric Swalwell!

2026-03-15 00:51:12 CET

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https://youtu.be/koPEnaz0Qm8?si=31UYnI8M6Gr9k3pj

2026-03-15 00:47:33 CET

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I was watching in amazement, thinking those skiers wer Star Wars Stormtroopers or even worse, European socker players.
Also, when I stop in the middle of the slope, I always look uphill.

2026-03-14 03:07:11 CET

Did she have a pseudo penis?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis
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2026-03-13 05:29:00 CET

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Perhaps it would have been a good time to think out of the box and steer into the wind.

2026-03-12 16:55:16 CET

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ITFM

2026-03-11 00:42:53 CET

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Well deserved.

2026-03-09 17:52:24 CET

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By the way, subsidized petroleum products are the ultimate indicator of living in a shithole. Here is a list of countries that I know have subsidized gasoline earlier or still are:
Venezuela
Iran
Iraq
Turkmenistan
Russia
Libya
If the gasoline price is less than $0.50 per liter, it is likely that the price is subsidized by the government.
https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/

2026-03-09 14:04:33 CET

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You just listed the 10 day price increase, not the price.
Early morning here.

2026-03-09 13:57:42 CET

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Or is it pence, and you live somewhere with subsidized fuel?

2026-03-09 13:56:08 CET

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p=UK pound sterling?
If so, what the fuck?

2026-03-08 18:28:13 CET

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2026-03-08 17:55:42 CET

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It's not the same without 80.08.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MxmlNWdLfNM?si=GxHSCwJlbBQf0G5M
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2026-03-08 04:25:16 CET

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The old joke about Mexican food is that it looks the same going in and coming out.
I say that as a guy conversational in Spanish and happy to visit Mexico outside the resorts.

2026-03-06 19:17:08 CET

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pretty good substack link from X.

2026-03-06 16:19:06 CET

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In this proposed map, Kiev and Ukraine are different entities?

2026-03-06 16:07:12 CET

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Could you elaborate.

2026-03-03 16:45:35 CET

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How do you regrow your ass?

2026-03-03 15:57:00 CET

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Lake Michigan is not Superior!

2026-03-01 16:02:27 CET

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Need to add something like
T = int(10000*random,)
wait(T)
before the microwave power cycle.

2026-03-01 04:45:09 CET

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If you're old enough, you remember the Iran Iraq war.
A war of seven years, solely fought because both the illegitimate governments needed an external enemy to keep their populations from giving them the killing they needed and deserved.
It makes sense that USA destroys both those governments.

2026-02-28 16:16:42 CET

"From that time, they were inseparable and thrived on the stardom that remaining in the Quarter after Katrina brought them. Addie frequently flashed her breasts at passing police vehicles, ensuring they regularly patrolled the area. This, in turn, increased police presence and improved traffic flow in the area."
https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/
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2026-02-24 16:22:38 CET

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You could make sure you're packing.
Ask to get in on today's version of fast and furious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

2026-02-23 04:48:14 CET

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But all he stole was stolen money!

2026-02-23 03:04:53 CET

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Harsh but true!

2026-02-23 01:03:55 CET

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The Mexicans are protesting the devastating Canadian loss today!
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2026-02-22 20:20:58 CET

@npub12cs…p3fq
Hey, did you celebrate the victory with a brandy?

2026-02-22 17:38:30 CET

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Women's soccer team reminds me of a now verboten joke:
What's the difference between a band of pygmies and the women's track team?
One is a band of cunning runts .......

2026-02-22 17:32:18 CET

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Even Gretzky is a better American than those punks!

2026-02-22 00:32:42 CET

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2026-02-21 16:40:35 CET

Too many eggs.
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2026-02-21 06:13:31 CET

So we are in the age of Aquarius according to Adam Curry.

2026-02-16 05:07:26 CET

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No , the taxpayer's money goes to fucking the taxpayers.

2026-02-15 02:53:31 CET

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What do you mean by 1982 standards?
I would think that all the fat chicks today, standards must have dropped

2026-02-12 16:27:02 CET

How about them Norwegians?
I am happy both of my fatherlands are doing well.
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2026-02-09 05:28:36 CET

How about them Norwegians?
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2026-02-08 20:18:57 CET

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Yes, but the Antenna input has been replaced by the "Live TV" app, which is a mix of online TV Guide, streaming channels that are add supported, and the local over the air channels, and I was unable to browse to the local channels unless I deactivated TV guide and streaming channels.

2026-02-08 20:14:10 CET

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True.

2026-02-08 19:15:34 CET

I am utterly disgusted with my smart TV.
Instead of being able to choose "Antenna" as an input source, there is a "Live TV" app where they are mixing free streaming channels with adds and the online TV guide that only points to these "free" channels, and I cannot find the local over the air channels.
At one point, I was able to disable free streaming channels, and the TV guide, and the over the air channels appeared.
The solution was to turn off the internet traffic to the TV using firewall.

2026-02-08 16:01:10 CET

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I think Adam Curry got it right.
There might be some victims, but most of those women were simply attracted by the high status of rich men and celebrities.

2026-02-07 19:40:09 CET

This guy is a beast. That seems to be about 675 pounds leg press.
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2026-02-06 17:57:04 CET

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I don't know if my neighbor can tell crowing from cackling, but I certainly can.

2026-02-06 07:33:14 CET

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2026-02-06 07:16:14 CET

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2026-02-06 07:10:16 CET

After buying 20+ chicken over the last decade, I finally got an accidental rooster.
The guy to the left, was both bigger and more dominant.
A few days ago, at age of 8 months, he crowed for the first time.
Sadly, my Jewish neighbor is a snitch, and our city doesn't allow roosters, so I had to get rid of the rooster.
I gave him freedom, probably applauded by the friendly neighborhood canids.
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2026-02-05 22:00:07 CET

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In short, never tag and douchebags?

2026-02-03 16:50:38 CET

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You should practice listening.
They divided between minors and non minors.
And pointed out the expected problems with prosecution until you can identify a specific victim and perpetrator and find a crime within the statute of limitations.
This is analysis, not claiming things were all ok!

2026-02-01 23:02:42 CET

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that would be in Portuguese

2026-02-01 05:16:21 CET

She's a man eater!
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2026-01-31 03:28:58 CET

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Love it. Sadly, my garage doesn't have that much headroom.

2026-01-29 22:09:46 CET

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Thanks, that's the one!

2026-01-29 17:08:50 CET

Where is that picture of 4-5 clean haircut undercover slightly metrosexual undercover FBI dudes staging for January 6th?
I need it soon, so please boost!

2026-01-24 16:25:00 CET

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"The wonder years"

2026-01-24 05:05:27 CET

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Would be better if she got a few words in.

2026-01-23 17:43:42 CET

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Electrolytes:
Half gallon crystal light sugar free lemonade with 2-3 teaspoons lite salt (half and half sodium and potassium).
Also, bullion powder dissolved in hot water for more sodium.

2026-01-23 14:49:15 CET

[@Murray_N](https://noauthority.social/@Murray_N )
Hey, I just finished 80 hours of fasting, now I am going to the gym.

2026-01-22 07:06:38 CET

This is a pretty moving cartoon.
I believe it is autobiographical.
https://xkcd.com/3172/

2026-01-15 14:49:59 CET

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You don't do like me when you get a tailgater, just slow down to way below the speed of the traffic?