Softwarewolf

Furry on main. I mostly make dumb jokes, bark at squirrels, and gripe about tech. Introvert up for adoption. 18+ only please.

Webbed Site: https://faolu.in
Pronouns: He/Him

Public Key

npub1ht09qn78h26dz7ash0fkqzcvus0s87aw0phl8gsexqqav8m09ddqfmfdqd

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqst4hjsflrm4dx30wcth5mqpvxwg8crlwh8smln5gvnqqwkrahjkkspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds8jfp68

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-07-20 01:31:26 UTC

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You're the guy with glasses, obviously you're supposed to be The Smart Guy
#Monsterdon

2026-07-20 01:19:34 UTC

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Do you want your eyes pecked out? 'Cause being mean to crows is how you get your eyes pecked out.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-20 01:13:43 UTC

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Just gonna hide Sisu's dragon gem in my toybox for later
#Monsterdon

2026-07-20 01:08:31 UTC

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Mark Hamill was a better The General.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:32:34 UTC

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Thank you Mr. Exposition
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:30:17 UTC

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Pubbies!
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:28:59 UTC

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🐺 7
🤷‍♂ 0
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:25:24 UTC

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Where the werewolf ass tho
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:24:32 UTC

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Good lord they even got a mooning joke in
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:16:38 UTC

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Somehow the sex scene is even worse through wolf-o-vision
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:54:03 UTC

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Red on the out-- jesus christ fuck this cop
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:51:54 UTC

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Hell yes let's meet the wolv--
Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:48:00 UTC

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ORANGE SPOTTED
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:47:14 UTC

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🐺 5
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#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:33:21 UTC

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🐺 4
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#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:31:09 UTC

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Because lie detection is so notoriously accurate.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:28:07 UTC

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That look from the food cart vendor, lol
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:23:23 UTC

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Good dog!
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:14:49 UTC

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Hee hee, see if you can sniff out anything, like a wolf
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:12:41 UTC

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Fly you fool
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:11:02 UTC

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🐺 3
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#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:05:10 UTC

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It always amuses me how computers, TVs, and phones in a fancy car were like the pinnacle of wealth and trchnology in this era.
Like my phone is more powerful than all of that stuff now.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 01:02:31 UTC

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My werewolf hopes and dreams being demolished along with this neighborhood #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 00:48:00 UTC

I'm so excited for #Monsterdon and am totally not biased about Wolfen 🐺

2026-06-15 01:06:40 UTC

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Production budget couldn't afford to put this radioactive dude on your porch huh?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 01:04:36 UTC

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I wonder what the mutants are doing right now.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 00:58:55 UTC

Okay but is there Nuka-Cola?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-05 23:22:02 UTC

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Ford, a.k.a. Found On Road Dead. I can only dread what acronymn we'd give to their nuclear reactors.

2026-06-04 17:34:21 UTC

New pride portrait from @npub18ht…k3z6 !
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/116/693/036/697/152/155/original/f05246c23d8d06b6.png

2026-06-01 02:16:56 UTC

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Finally some goddam explosions!
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 02:12:52 UTC

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I'm telling you, gasoline and an ignition source would work *worlds* better than a bunch of UV light
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 02:11:29 UTC

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Yeah throw the disconnect *after* poking exposed wire around in there, that sure is OSHA compliant
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 02:06:14 UTC

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Aaaa you got bbq sauce in my eye
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 02:01:47 UTC

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How much funnier would this have been if they bled maple syrup and people started hunting the seeds for sport?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:59:53 UTC

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Well, so much for them I guess.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:58:34 UTC

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If it bleeds we can kill it
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:55:27 UTC

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Title drop
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:46:51 UTC

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Hmm, kinda short for a TF sequence if I'm being honest.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:44:24 UTC

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Giant plant seeds famously survive the harsh conditions of space and atmospheric entry
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:37:12 UTC

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"Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest"
Gonna just slip that one into my back pocket for later use.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:36:26 UTC

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Yup this cop sure is a bastard
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:33:25 UTC

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I kinda like the crazy guy, ngl
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:30:39 UTC

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"Please let me flirt with you after I have tried and failed several times so far"
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:28:39 UTC

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Plant crites!!!
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:25:07 UTC

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Was he... trying to hit this guy? What even happened here?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:23:13 UTC

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I can almost smell the dust and cigarette smoke in this town council room.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:22:16 UTC

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Death by Beaver Nuggets!
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:21:12 UTC

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"What in the ding dong heckamadoodle"
New hillbilly jargon unlocked
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:18:11 UTC

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Why does this young girl have access to what is presumably expensive camera equipment, as a toy?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:13:04 UTC

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Momsterdon money shot!
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:11:22 UTC

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I don't think "a difficult age" involves being super paranoid about specific people. Way to listen to your little girl.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:10:09 UTC

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Videotaping people when they aren't watching, how rude
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:03:48 UTC

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Not the first or last time government has interfered with healthcare
#Monsterdon

2026-06-01 01:00:43 UTC

This production sure seems seedy
#Monsterdon

2026-05-16 19:39:19 UTC

Getting a job interview through your friends at a furry convention, that's a refurral

2026-04-29 16:03:58 UTC

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Just a few posts down in my feed is this artist, who did a lot of the adorable artwork for a rodent-themed game called Squeakross. Maybe a good fit?
https://possum.city/notes/alnrjwxo434p03ki

2026-02-13 10:44:45 UTC

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I'm a dog person and also a cat person!

2026-01-26 22:51:56 UTC

The Windows PC is dying
The Linux PC struggles to be born
Now is the time of Digital Monsters

2026-01-25 03:03:06 UTC

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In-cat-pacitated

2026-01-16 15:47:39 UTC

@npub1fdr…lvhs I'm finishing up Ed Zitron's CES podcast series, and at one point you brought up some functional items you like to use when traveling such as a cable bag and a pair of chopsticks.
As someone who travels frequently for work, I'd be interested to hear more of your travel tips and recommendations. Do you have (or would you consider) a blog post on more stuff like that?

2026-01-01 21:55:03 UTC

I'm really tired of hearing terms like "digital detox".
We don't need to "detox" from digital. We need to wrest control of digital away from the capitalist oligarchs who have corrupted it into a torment nexus.

2025-12-07 08:51:35 UTC

I think I say this about once a week, but my cat is so cute when she snores.

2025-12-02 21:04:43 UTC

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https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/651/996/197/891/781/original/bbe246a6e0d849d3.jpg

2025-12-01 18:25:34 UTC

"Dear Santa, I have been extra good for christmas this year, all I want is the destruction of the techno-capitalist-surveillance state, thank you, Timmy"

2025-11-25 04:06:12 UTC

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Oh you mean every SCADA system ever
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/608/352/779/498/389/original/eb775b382c3729a9.jpg

2025-11-16 01:11:24 UTC

https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/556/707/451/900/855/original/13179407c253b280.jpg

2025-11-12 17:11:32 UTC

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https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/115/537/834/116/407/891/original/884d7083955963ce.png

2025-09-03 23:21:17 UTC

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https://toggl.com/blog/build-horse-programming

2025-08-27 11:26:29 UTC

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This is almost as good as the "Icelandverse" ads Iceland released a few years ago.
Gorgeous photos!

2025-06-23 19:41:29 UTC

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Oh no!

2025-05-21 20:42:21 UTC

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https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/114/547/754/879/472/617/original/39df985cf0cc64e2.png

2025-05-11 01:58:39 UTC

Company is here this weekend so the queen's throne has been relocated.
#Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/114/486/715/559/472/473/original/83261c6be90381bb.jpg

2025-05-04 21:05:12 UTC

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2025-05-01 18:23:10 UTC

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:blobfoxpat:

2025-05-01 17:43:15 UTC

*Gestures at fedi* With creatures like these, who needs friends?

2025-04-25 08:53:33 UTC

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https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/114/397/751/506/834/037/original/54ea9c260eb2f530.jpg

2025-03-05 10:58:22 UTC

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https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/114/109/449/815/518/926/original/885dde47ebc48c85.jpg

2025-02-12 18:17:37 UTC

A quick resistance task for you and everyone you know:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. “Gulf of America" will be the top Google answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of “Gulf of America.”
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf of America" text.
6. Select "Inaccurate content."
7. Select "Incorrect" and type this in: "The correct name of this body of water is “Gulf of Mexico."

2025-01-20 19:01:41 UTC

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It's not a homelab, it's an emotional support production environment.

2025-01-16 04:32:09 UTC

🐺
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/113/836/148/683/235/446/original/3464a5a2e1254fcc.jpg

2024-11-19 16:22:07 UTC

On today's International Men's Day, please consider:
- Men don't have to be gay to hug each other.
- Men aren't always tall or muscular.
- Men don't need excuses to enjoy colors, flowers, fruity drinks, and cats.
- It's okay for men to cry and be vulnerable.

2024-11-10 20:14:52 UTC

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The boy!

2024-11-02 23:01:12 UTC

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I do not like the cone of shame

2024-10-29 10:26:11 UTC

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Seconding @npub17lf…3uhj though I can't speak for its folders feature.

2024-09-22 17:44:10 UTC

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ALT+F4

2024-09-16 13:34:13 UTC

Don't forget to take your meds this morning
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/113/147/482/039/961/610/original/918c9536d60f1e79.png

2024-09-03 15:58:28 UTC

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If they don't pay for human oversight, "AI" makes the up front labor cheaper, which is quantifiable on someone's bottom line. The resulting product is worse and the behind-the-scenes cost is actually higher, but these costs aren't as easily quantifiable and are too abstract for short-sighted managers and investors to care.
It's like how for the last several decades, products have been produced more cheaply by cutting corners on materials and labor costs, and quality has gone downhill as a result. You can quantify the cost savings in a single number on a spreadsheet, but you can't as easily quantify the loss in quality and its impact on buyers and the environment. And so, buyers and the environment lose.

2024-08-27 14:29:33 UTC

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Oops. I say the first syllable of "character" as "care", this was a "hot take poll" and I didn't think about adding other options. x.x

2024-08-27 14:05:58 UTC

Hey SQL nerds: How do you say this data type? varchar

2024-07-31 13:10:54 UTC

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FixFox is a fun, cute little game. :blobfoxhappy: My only complaint is that it gets a little repetitive in places, but it's a minor gripe. Also surprisingly enjoyed the music in it (particularly Life, Death, and Data).
Did you find the digs at cryptocurrency and NFTs?