CARLA
CARLA⚡️

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eccentric woman

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2026-03-12 10:12:08 CET

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thank you 😭😭

2026-03-12 10:07:16 CET

guys I’ve been really sick for a few days and barely sleeping so if you’re not sick and are sleeping just take a moment to appreciate it. a big deep breath and a wow, this is great despite other things.

2026-03-10 15:50:40 CET

Guys the box elder problem in our house has escalated. I’ve called people but they said all they can do is spray for them in the fall and once they’re in they’re in. I literally woke up with one crawling under my nightgown last night. They’re coming from recessed lighting or something cracks in the windows idk. sticky traps aren’t working. I’m losing my mind.

2026-03-10 02:25:09 CET

I love when a piece of toast flies high out of the toaster. It’s like it’s excited to see you.

2026-03-09 02:25:38 CET

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😂😂😂😂 long live #footstr !

2026-03-07 15:43:56 CET

who remembers puppy chow

2026-03-06 12:51:49 CET

I absolutely adore this.
#nevent1q…ynsc

2026-03-06 12:49:20 CET

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Yes I would SPILL ME YOUR SECRETS
HBD beautiful you have a lot to celebrate!! 🧡🥂

2026-03-06 12:47:51 CET

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that’s a vibe but it’s still gnocchi

2026-03-06 12:28:20 CET

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They don’t know me at all.

2026-03-06 12:27:19 CET

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Poll: you receive a menu, it only has two items, gnocchi or ribeye, what are you choosing?

2026-03-06 02:55:49 CET

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Accurate

2026-03-06 01:25:38 CET

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😈

2026-03-06 01:19:40 CET

the real me: ahhh I hate gnocchi it’s like shitty cement eraser nuggets ahhhhh!!!
#nevent1q…ecxl

2026-03-06 01:02:20 CET

Also strawberry jam. Its existence is a flex. How are you so good.

2026-03-06 00:40:05 CET

I could never link my nostr and X to crosspost. X can’t handle the real me.

2026-03-05 21:36:49 CET

these last two weeks have been CHAOTIC man. Looking forward to some chilling and poasting this wknd. Except maybe not cuz it’ll be warm out. Idk.

2026-03-03 03:11:03 CET

I’ve been recording for months and still find myself going “Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?!” like Yzma from TENG

2026-02-27 18:33:48 CET

Friday mood
https://image.nostr.build/60d21638f9519dda731619757cac92f849cd0866afac147495af99088b96e9c4.jpg

2026-02-27 09:45:35 CET

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Sure is!!!

2026-02-27 09:42:06 CET

good…morning..? 😑

2026-02-27 01:50:21 CET

I gotta say I wish y’all could hear the behind the scenes/bloopers sometimes
Tho @npub1cj8…rz4u probably disagrees
Narration is hard but funny, especially doing it with your spouse 😆

2026-02-26 23:55:02 CET

I AM SO EXCITED FOR Y’ALL TO READ/LISTEN TO THIS BOOK.
You have no idea what you’re in for.
Right after I finished reading the manuscript I sent Lyn a video for feedback cuz I hate typing but it was literally just me making faces and giggling and sighing because I was actually just speechless at how good it is.
It’s an honor to voice these awesome characters 💜🥹
#nevent1q…2x8w

2026-02-26 16:40:48 CET

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I think you are right.

2026-02-26 15:59:57 CET

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there’s a lot to unpack here 😂

2026-02-24 04:09:31 CET

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Acceptance is not joy.

2026-02-24 02:18:30 CET

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u rite

2026-02-24 02:18:23 CET

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Will definitely keep that in mind! Should’ve done that back in 24

2026-02-24 02:17:21 CET

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That’s part of what I love about this place!

2026-02-23 20:37:12 CET

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Right? I love it.

2026-02-23 20:36:34 CET

We’re good fam 🥹😌
#nevent1q…2k0e

2026-02-23 04:13:50 CET

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Still waiting

2026-02-23 04:07:34 CET

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Go on then

2026-02-23 04:05:41 CET

Has anyone here eaten squirrel?

2026-02-23 03:54:41 CET

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Some more than others 😏

2026-02-23 03:37:09 CET

started watching Alone cuz why not

2026-02-22 18:02:49 CET

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I just learned about the stomping!!

2026-02-22 04:46:43 CET

TIL moose are assholes

2026-02-21 17:03:24 CET

Idk why this one part of me didn’t grow up but I still love plushy toys. I think that’s why all the Punch stuff is gutting me even more. I get it, Punch. I get it 🥹

2026-02-20 13:46:18 CET

😭😭😭
https://image.nostr.build/8bad948405d45b8454aa1de5d54af5a6e30e87916785093865bafe8dc309b972.jpg

2026-02-20 04:06:41 CET

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#footstr

2026-02-20 03:16:52 CET

I’m feeling less overwhelmed now and back to my usual musings. Why do we bother with chives? They often just fall off and deliver little when they are there. It’s always the ingredient I’m missing. Cilantro is a better garnish.

2026-02-20 03:14:45 CET

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Starts with an F

2026-02-19 19:48:48 CET

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Honestly major aura. Would be weird if not around Easter tho.

2026-02-19 19:48:16 CET

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Lmao

2026-02-19 19:47:46 CET

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

2026-02-19 17:32:32 CET

GUYS I need some good vibes. I’m waiting for some test results and the anxiety is weighing one me heavier than usual.

2026-02-19 04:27:02 CET

and mine is so annoying 🥲
https://image.nostr.build/ee10ee258c653bac94c0de9685b18f3244634671c9cd022ed1dda970333ef545.jpg

2026-02-18 14:15:41 CET

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the world needs more whimsy!!!

2026-02-18 14:11:29 CET

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It was a problem for me looong before motherhood haha

2026-02-18 11:35:49 CET

the insomnia is in full force tonight.
I have given up and opened Apps

2026-02-16 03:26:18 CET

Nvm I’m too tired.
#nevent1q…tj28

2026-02-16 01:42:15 CET

Ok guys. You have motivated me. I will do one box tonight after I put the kiddo to bed. FOR YOU. ❤️‍🔥

2026-02-15 19:28:16 CET

Guys I have so much clutter and boxes I need to sort through and it’s giving me so much anxiety and I know the answer is to just start but I CAN’T OK I CAN’T!!!!!!! I need a deadline. I will begin in April. April Fool’s Day. Mark it. If I don’t start by then then I’m the only fool.

2026-02-13 01:18:35 CET

Just got the best Valentine’s Day gifts ever from the boys 🥹 I’m sick in bed atm so plz excuse the lighting lol
https://image.nostr.build/0d778897ebf61aeecf86586bbb2f85b4abd76855940e547dbe08e6b1cbfccf55.jpg

2026-02-12 03:33:08 CET

Man I wish I could ice skate

2026-02-12 02:59:00 CET

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That is correct

2026-02-12 02:32:48 CET

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It’s not because it’s true

2026-02-12 02:04:24 CET

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I’m serious. They all taste the same. Like chili.

2026-02-12 01:59:06 CET

I don’t understand how there are chili cook-offs. Chili tastes like chili. Tastes like chili.

2026-02-11 15:28:06 CET

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I think some people just need a lot of engagement to make things feel worthwhile while others enjoy just screaming into the void. I like to scream.

2026-02-11 03:06:23 CET

The only way for me to stop eating cinnamon rolls is to eat them all right now so there are none left.