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maybe we could all pool our gas money and use it to buy just enough gas to burn this motherfucker down.
and his baal room too.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/energy-secretary-open-suspending-us-gas-tax-pump-rage-surges

2026-05-11 01:46:38 CEST

i see dead people.
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2026-05-05 15:48:52 CEST

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need to make this a zapper for my local pumps

2026-04-24 17:09:53 CEST

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i know. i’m just too sensitive to the dust in my eyes that’s causing the watering as i watch these bondings of love

2026-04-24 17:01:44 CEST

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i’m not crying you’re crying

2026-04-14 17:07:11 CEST

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Fang Fang in that pic looks like a guy tho

2026-04-06 20:00:29 CEST

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by not paying his student loans and using that money to fund Sandy’s OF account

2026-04-06 19:54:44 CEST

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it’s hard but i hope i can live up to Patrick’s example

2026-04-03 15:39:35 CEST

Good Friday schizo from the codependent girlfriend
or the Please Bro meme irl
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2026-04-02 19:45:34 CEST

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i know Easter's coming up but you're giving her too much credit

2026-04-01 18:06:04 CEST

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escalations must have accelerations

2026-03-23 19:50:42 CET

explain this to me like i'm @[email protected]
does "unprofessionally with world leaders" mean she did or did not rape kids in an Epstein fury like all western leaders have?
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2026-02-13 04:10:33 CET

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/da/c8/7b/dac87baab752924862c4d30eb55ac1674ef8f242a1f64440c891726f3fe3ceaf.mp4

2026-01-07 00:17:12 CET

>if you take Greenland you have to leave
how you get your level-10 clinger to break up with you using this one easy trick
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2025-11-24 02:04:16 CET

if they do it on a Sunday and no one notices will the pajeet still shit in the street?
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2025-10-08 17:07:19 CEST

about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like to cry about
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2025-09-24 22:00:14 CEST

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when the secret service shut down that NYC sim farm the other day it killed the engagement

2025-09-13 03:55:21 CEST

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Cobra Commander and Snake Eyes was my #1

2025-09-13 03:34:52 CEST

go go gadget real american hero who has the power (and something D&D)
#note1zdy…nnw0

2025-08-22 03:30:45 CEST

Cracker Barrel put out talking points.
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2025-08-21 03:38:55 CEST

gas. the. kikes.
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2025-08-13 21:13:36 CEST

"DC residents not used to being held accountable" is the newest word salad for niggers
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2025-07-26 04:01:03 CEST

enjoy your weekend
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2025-07-22 15:04:22 CEST

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“Are you still talking about Jerome Powell?!?”

2025-06-18 20:46:08 CEST

powerful
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2025-06-17 05:52:49 CEST

the new power couple
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2025-06-03 20:07:38 CEST

>The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional.
say what you will but this is beautifully savage.
happy pride month
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html

2025-05-14 02:29:22 CEST

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that inspires a new line of legal: combat divorce lawyers with kung-fu grip

2025-05-14 01:53:33 CEST

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are we counting combat and divorces or just the divorces?

2025-05-09 01:52:59 CEST

so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment
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2025-04-29 19:22:50 CEST

blah blah blah meanwhile, myth still not busted
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2025-04-08 14:53:06 CEST

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i now have the grey poupon commercial in my head - two limos pull up and the one asks “pardon me, sir. do you have any Aztec Milkers?”

2025-04-08 14:25:06 CEST

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that’s why they call the morning AM

2025-04-08 14:24:00 CEST

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but a Latina before noon is ok

2025-04-08 14:21:17 CEST

et tu pluribus prospectus?
gm

2025-03-14 01:27:10 CET

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i was going to make a joke and say he’s orange not red

2025-02-22 03:59:42 CET

welcome to HaaS - housing as a service
use my promo code 'bootstrap' to get 15% off your first month's *subscription
#note194a…yhm5

2025-01-29 21:53:13 CET

it’s only Wednesday, the 8th working day of this new era.
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2025-01-28 02:34:28 CET

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2025-01-27 19:44:31 CET

i wonder if the bigger Stargate play was to rugpull the shit outta all the insider traders (think Pelosi, et al) in congress and elsewhere in DC and have them suffer a big-ass loss…?
who’s checking to see how their personal fortunes are doing right now?

2025-01-24 19:04:52 CET

evergreen
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2025-01-22 01:57:44 CET

please help this faggot understand why he's gay and lives in Shittytown, U.S. of A.
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2025-01-21 15:46:24 CET

the Kindergarten Cop scene where the boy educates Arnold on biology is now mandated training for all federal employees
gm

2025-01-09 17:35:16 CET

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i'm gonna finally get a ticktoker account just to follow this guy because this is funny af

2024-12-02 20:20:28 CET

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i like to throw in the “huh...they never taught that in homeschool.”

2024-10-02 21:00:31 CEST

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do we have a Walz face react emoji for that because that’s what i’d use rn (at this moment if i cared enough)

2024-09-19 00:26:38 CEST

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20-30 has zero votes which means statistically we are all liars and alcoholics

2024-08-29 19:47:47 CEST

i’m thinking the Venezualan gangs taking over block by block rn (at this present moment) in Aurora is going to lead to Fallujah-style fun that won’t go well…
and…
this isn’t isolated to CO because it’s happening in multiple other places already but headlines just haven’t informed you yet…