Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way. Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say. There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❤️. I am a very silly billy. My favorite "conspiracy" recently is around the gifted and talented program some of us were in during elementary school. Did you get the pink drink? Did you listen to the gateway experience on giant headphones? Did you play the beep boop game to guess what happens next? Did you play the Zener cards or make pictures out of abstract blocks? As an adult do you notice you have stronger than usual intuition? Do you have extremely vivid dreams that are sometimes prophetic? Can you hear the click clicks? Do you still have imaginary friends? Do they tell you secrets that are true? Are you just intrigued by any of this? Let's connect and chat! Following hashtags: #authenticity #bloomscrolling #consciousness #meditation #electromagnetism #philosophy #faith #fungi #gardening #permaculture #privacy #psychonaut #psychic #dogstr #dreamstr #gnosis I unfollow if you're posting excessively about knots vs core; downer stuff like 9/11, racism, anti-semitism, Trump bs, etc. I try to only block bots and folks being abusive.
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Last Notes npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Alright I think the rizful wallet is now connected, could someone send me a test zap? ⚡ npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn So I don't think rizful is able to support recovering the primal wallet, but I was able to do that on wallet of Satoshi 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I got one set up just yesterday it was super easy! #nevent1q…l38y npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn This is an amazingly delightful movie and I think #dreamstr would like it 🥰 https://youtu.be/oo7pu5-s0-k npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I can!!!! 😁😁😁 https://blossom.primal.net/dd2a4baa4bedbca50bc7a3d10969a4c266fbb32d3721077ad207deb2261e9aae.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you!!! It'll probably take me a few weeks but I'm starting to think maybe this is doable for me too 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you so much! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I have a mini computer someone donated, I was thinking of putting it to this use. I need to get more memory or something for it 🤔 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I only used it because it was the only wallet that consistently worked for me. Alas 😭 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn @primal where'd all my sats go? They disappeared just a moment ago. I had over 30,000. https://blossom.primal.net/d8fdd5b2289d1d9b5ff996c78d0808f31fc6d3ea8df9f9ff157c69273d3e1917.png npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I'm feeling nostalgic tonight so I'm going to drop some lore. I was raised by the riot grrrl community. My mom was taking us to shows for as long as I can remember. From 97-99 I was taken in a stretch limousine filled with ladies to Lilith Fair. I was only in middle school but it was such an incredible experience to have such an avalanche of female camaraderie. Ani was my absolute favorite. She would have long pointed fake nails super glued on and reinforced with tape down to her second knuckle instead of guitar picks. Her style combined almost classical style picking with aggressive percussive strumming. I must have seen her two dozen times during this era of my life. This song would sometimes stretch to almost 30 minutes long, with the audience shouting out their experiences and she'd riff a lyric around it. Then each chorus the dollar amount would go up until we're all screaming ridiculous amounts like "$500,000 a song!!!" It was insanely cathartic 🥰 #ladiesofnostr #womenofnostr anyone else experience this magical bubble in the 90s? https://youtu.be/M3bFM2eTAAE npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I am now accepting Monero 😘 #nevent1q…h5rx npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/4d6cd366d157955b3bf4a8c889d26107e949dcf485c2892707841e5c3d04e848.gif https://blossom.primal.net/4bbf5e2a96ecc3265fb9f44dd7a0d9f5733e4ea782e81c2a19ba6c9f4a1eab62.gif https://blossom.primal.net/a9d67d816b3f471d8e202ea237afe44d84a10ee635435a83889299f5ec15268d.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Be careful this note feels like you're tempting fate 😱 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I really loved the west Coast of Ireland. I lived all over but that spot is the only one that still calls to me. But honestly I was nomadic long enough that I just still appreciate living now where the smell of the soil and the sound of the birds reminds me of where I grew up 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Why would you apologize instead of having your illegal lion attack them? 🤔 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I'm sorry, what? https://blossom.primal.net/58ac2dde08f5f28a312ca4f5d099256cd2bde858f028d4a98d201010b3063888.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I don't think that's accurate 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/661e9010579337394cf39dc1fb0aeffd34d759a4772e14c6e98c4663c5a93be6.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thanks Bfgreen! And yes, it is dangerous. Not as bad as when I was in Belgium, there the bakeries delivered so you could get moelleux au chocolat whenever the whim struck you 😱🤯😭 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Good morning Nostr 🌞 Last night I got really high and ordered stuff from the fancy bakery in town that only opens Friday -sunday and usually doesn't have their specialties when I arrive because the sell out immediately😁😁😁 https://blossom.primal.net/c580eaff222dbf0f1d793ef801c82a41a3e942b97481441c915460bf01ab2253.jpg npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Once upon a time I was so uncouth that I failed media training. This year at my new job I've been called a politically correct robot who's numbers are always right. At one point one of leadership fled the room lest my "linguistic wizardry" make him second guess himself. I have mastered the art of not answering your questions and still getting what I want 😈 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Look I only changed my pfp like an hour ago, did you forget? Put some respect on my name! 👑 https://blossom.primal.net/e0fb1dfeb25e9ec6b021ae4bd7da8a56963647fd196e4fc93c05e4bc841edc25.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Quick someone get me on a podcast, I shall become queen of the flat-earthers!!! 🤣🤣🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Like a table cloth with a wrinkle in it npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Someone better investigate this! Perhaps the land is elevated here because the leviathan trapped in Earth's crust is about to burst free? 🤔🤣🤔 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn The firetruck is here for an EMS call. The hill is so steep that the hose just fell out of the truck 😅 https://blossom.primal.net/33bbb2b00a52ba6602e8b8958617a5f4c9c2f2801aac6da4476bcc122c362704.jpg npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I launched Opossum Wire 😁 🙌 🤯 https://blossom.primal.net/1d24078ef5e8b0fde541e7f5ee6e3e27504d2c5f96a3c6a00352a51e7be8df5d.jpg #nevent1q…umyq npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Marketing for this Nostr is best done in person, I found when I was posting about it on legacy platforms my posts were removed almost immediately. In person most people here hate Facebook and want an alternative but don't see one. Enter Nostr and everyone's like 🤯🤯🤯 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn It's a work in progress 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/a6c7720c2388cbc3517fcc714a8357508b358ccad6900288f5c87829c7d5ce11.jpg #nevent1q…zkdj npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Shut up and meme Derek you heathen https://blossom.primal.net/5bf521638fe8cbddf0279929b71a0f07f0e4781bac0ef2f42a72ace347ab569d.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Nigel is me when I'm told Nostr can't scale and is DOA 💯 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Nigel! Nigel let go!! 🤣🤣🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I try 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn It is the absolute best! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I've been living in gremlin mode so long that I no longer own max hold hair spray 😭 (don't worry, instacart was made for this exact situation 🤣) Here I'm channeling the goat landlady 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/630d1529f1bee253dac7c95229c6bd02fcb1082e74e215ef26127839e7618d8e.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/cc7593412917fa470aeee7ac762c5297f697181f4b9a35317156cf6b97fda7f7.jpg npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Nah I just pursue excellence and take stewardship of public funds very seriously 😳 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you wizard friend 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn At least they seem to share my excitement 😅 And thank you... But the presentation isn't even done yet 💀 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Yea the conversation will mostly be "you wanted physical time bank tokens and I made them. Then you complained you wanted digital access to each other that is private so you don't get spammed, yet not an outside app because you were burned several times by SaaS. So now I've made you that. Use it and STFU, get to work!" https://blossom.primal.net/cc641734cb413581640380e3a77e5f717ab1ac731291ed58430f27438659fcd1.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn They probably have a list of 5000+ numbers and half of them are people that no longer work there and the numbers get copy pasted badly etc. When I was with a military contractor I audited our cell phone bills because of that exact issue. We were paying almost half of the numbers on the list 2-3 times over because no one paid attention. Most of them were no longer even used by anyone with the organization, just random ass numbers in 3rd world countries. Saved us over $100k 😁 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I see you 🕵️ https://blossom.primal.net/c774999341998f3fda1f52cd7575fdc5203587449b69de07009873db8ededb61.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn @nprofile…vu42 I was hit by a car and still can't twerk it's a sensitive subject for me 😭😭😭😭 https://blossom.primal.net/11a4a6b598f41257da11582e5a275e1cef7893dc4d9f4ec6866c010138ba372c.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn It's the first meeting of Queen City Resiliency Salon since I got hit by a car. So who knows if people will even show, my momentum might need to be rebuilt. But there's a lot of project updates even as I've been sidelined. And I built a Nostr platform for us so I'm going to present that too. I love this community and these people but sometimes I present on X, y, or z for 30 minutes and at the end the first question is "but wait what is x, y, or z?" And I'm on stage thinking "ah shit!" 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Now who's the Fed 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I used to get a lot of text messages with very sensitive details of ongoing murder investigations in DC. I tried to explain this was the wrong number, but the police apparently couldn't figure that out. I ended up getting a new phone number 🤷 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I'm doing a big presentation for my group. I hope to restart the momentum that was going before I got hit by a car 🤞 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you and yes I do! 💪💪 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Wish me luck today I feel so nervous 😱 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Good morning Dan! Today I am hosting a community meeting and we're going to have some big announcements! 😁 I hope your day brings you closer to excellence! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I use someone else's node and still it feels challenging a lot of the time 😅 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Probably pays better 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/85fe45f69e13221f9cad6fbdb22232c9db83a548825c1ca7975f26480543e2e5.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn What hardware is recommended? npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thank you for all of this information! My hope is to start running one eventually but I have to be honest about my current technical level 😅 The hub and spoke design would actually work well for what I'm trying to set up, so while your comment highlights the challenges I'm even more curious about running one now 🤔 Give me a year 😁 any advice for beginners? npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn #asknostr why do some folks here dislike lightning? It can be annoying sure, but zaps are a big part of why Nostr was so appealing to me when I first discovered it. After all, money makes the world go around 🤑 https://youtu.be/SRUU-dX_uUo npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I find meditation helps a lot. I do a few different kinds. But yea these days I'd rather be a little roasted than be on oxycodone too much. npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn It better all around. I took a break from THC because I was overindulging in that. But since the accident it's back on like donkey Kong 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Cheers to no longer drinking! npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I literally love the Ren faire so much. But I always overindulge in mead 🍺🍯🍻 https://blossom.primal.net/7e0069bb2a1f0cb3eb17ca69966cf95957debc2c48d3d394b89626409f0c6fcd.jpg npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Knowing how to whip a poem out of my ass is one of my top skills. Doesn't pay well, but I win most limerick based drinking games 🤣🤣🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Good sir, take no glance in mine direction and you will belay these palpitations 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I did study medieval poetry 🤣🤷 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Yes...err... I wrote the prompt that made ChatGPT write it, I think that counts 😅 https://blossom.primal.net/b13dca52d4f007254eab72bbea436611b8ccc3afe6dcbfcbf9e0028652d28785.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/589e8ebb7be5dc82140677b7d95b0d35999eac6447c52465f2f9f7288e50d40b.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn You gotta fake a limp so the fed cameras can't track you well 💯 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Ok I got too ambitious and will be very sore tomorrow but we walked the full block! First time in 3 months!!! https://blossom.primal.net/58673fdd15e614192ac561a240142660b5ccc2975945eed225b5e35a4dfded00.mp4 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Maybe for you, not for me 💅 And they say only God can judge but... Yikes 😬 https://blossom.primal.net/b64ce7a4ebf904c964e1ac1481f47e8129ea6e1fbae90cfd16d881b4292d6fdc.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn **A Maiden’s Choice** Forsooth, give me a man of modest spear, Though small his pride, yet life be dear. For ne’er shall I, by night nor day, Choose a dead man o’er wee John’s way. 🤢 Better a little wand that yet hath breath, Than grandest staff made cold by Death. npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I've heard women complain of things being too big. I've heard men complain that things are too small. I think there's a mismatch there due to locker room comparison rather than actual hetero demand 🤣 But even if someone had a sad micro thing... It only gets more sad injecting it with dead people like come on 🤣💀🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I thought you were starting a ye olde English poem about it there for a second 😂 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I've only ever heard of dudes that care about that 🤣 doesn't seem worth it to me. It's gotta leave some sort of scaring too it's not like it wouldn't be noticeable 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Who in hell wants to get fucked by a flesh tube filled with dead people????????? npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Why?? I like the zaps the best about the protocol 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn On it! 💪 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Gosh. Think of how much good she was able to do. What an absolute role model. RIP npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn They're just curious 😜 your mystique must be alluring to them. npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I'm so happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!!! 🙌 https://blossom.primal.net/895c43591c80c2194dce8f02d76e666b857742ed42e5cc4df1b34bec6f6567fb.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn The current subject of our 2 minutes hate https://blossom.primal.net/d3f599221f16852ea8e7ab0e2d8504bd33edaf6a44b37f05c47d6dd3a0d0fec7.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn RIP. Jeeze what am I going to do with my time now 😞 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I ate it all immediately 🤣 sorry new to INFLOOOENCERing 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/17ce7692cf179cb9b43fb2fb4b61955ffaed2f7e4ddcd6b82c97482e945390be.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I fasted for 30 hours. Then I felt hungry so I ate a pound of beef and bacon. Will the Primal influencers accept me now?? Am I one of them, am I an official Nostrich now?! Oh wait 🤔 they went back to Twitter didn't they? 😜 THAT MAKES ME INFLOOOENCER BIATCH! FAST, EAT MEAT, WORKOUT! NOSTR RAWR!! https://blossom.primal.net/192fdd7a400a8b3faffa5079b4d24657965a7e4ed4aac5ca9f20af8cfb07165b.gif npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Depending on the time I think it could be fun 😊 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn For me it's just a general constant philosophy of "fuck Belgium" they have a lot of broader issues. But on a personal note, I was accused of inciting an international diplomatic incident and nearly kicked out of the country. So yea, fuck Belgium. npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Belgium knows what it's done 😑 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Hey look. Change is hard and not glamorous and mostly gets us a lot of flack. Complaining while piously pretend yearning for change is easy and socially rewarding 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Man fuck Belgium 😞 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn https://blossom.primal.net/97fef044761bf29788ebc1f1047f9b59da7a2559a25faaa3087ce885c75dbc68.jpg npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Dang even Amber thinks I post too much 😭 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Thanks I think so. I'm hoping they succeed and can be used as a model for others. npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn I hope you don't mind, I shared this with the group chat. A bunch of young folks who lead permaculture classes are organizing to get land and affordable housing to host a permaculture school / short term housing for digital nomads that want to get back in touch with agriculture. You've made them very happy 😁 😊 🥰 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn What a great picture! 😍 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Sometimes you gotta do it for the bit 🤣 npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q Kip Ashlynn Sometimes lazy plants need to be called out 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/3b3edf870428ed68fb8e6344a75c81aa14f8c7a6befd5e44fc13959a83bbbbea.mp4 #nevent1q…vz2q