Christmas Dame, future patron saint of bachelors, fact-checker
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Last Notes npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Without mailed ballots: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The Gateway Pundit is claiming it *does* match. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Now do classical music. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Okay, thanks! I had all the job requirements, but they were kind of vague, so my neighbor's cat might have also met them. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye My son is mildly autistic - just enough that people who don't know the signs think there's something wrong, and people who do assure the first group it's okay. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I actually am German. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I know how this ends: npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Sometimes there's good memes at the end. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye He's really glad about it, but he's also annoyed because I do this a lot - he tries to get an appointment for something, and after he gives up I make a few phone calls and have him set up in the next day or two. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye In California, when there's a petition the government doesn't like, the first step is to claim all the signatures are false. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye They did it. Alberta secessionists have collected enough signatures to vote on leaving Canada. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Many years ago we had a cat who liked coffee. You had to keep an eye on your cup, or a paw would stealthily reach up and over the side, dip in for a soak, and Erika would happily lick her paw for the next hour. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye You can send a kid to college, but you can't make him think. Same for adults. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye The new Harry Potter will be more representative npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye TBF, the famous bowl is pretty lit. It's like a chicken sundae - mashed potatoes topped with corn and gravy, topped with popcorn chicken, topped with cheddar cheese. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I think some people just can't get enough of looking at toe fungus and follow him for the really dumb lulz. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye It's spring! That time of year when a young man's attention turns to... HOA violations. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Mom in the middle is wearing what we used to call "a Polish brassiere". npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye But think of all the lesbians you could meet with an Outback! npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Lots of cabbage for sale everywhere today. And it's going to stay on sale because no one likes cabbage. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I prefer science fiction. Hit me with your best titles. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Oh! He also did "My Italian Bulldozer" which was an absolute delight. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Okay NA.S. I've told you what books I'm reading / listening to. What's your suggestions? npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Yeah, driving is a good time to maintain situational awareness. I'll give it a try in the car, and switch to Kindle if needed. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Thinking of trying the book version of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". The movie was pretty intense, and I heard the book is twice as crazy. Might be a little much for commuting. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye At the grocery store today, some random guy asked for help finding tuna. I get asked for help a lot, so I just roll with it (I had already been asked this trip by someone else if the store sold yogurt). npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye I don't know how many of those Persians are still left in Iran. Many of them weren't Muslim and left after 1979. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Of the folks I know who have gone into the military, not one has mentioned college. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye They already did Apple. The verdict was that Apple could force users into its store, but it couldn't force sellers into its payment system. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Looking for good recipes for wings in the air fryer or oven. Nothing too spicy. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Darn it! He did the old "I voted against it before I voted for it." npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye They aren't objecting to the eating of eggs, they are objecting to the chicken's labor being taken without consent. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye From an article announcing the death of someone vaguely famous "...died suddenly after battling cancer for 2 years..." npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye My male housemate wants to start female hormones because he is self-conscious about his looks. Obviously, I'm not supportive of this. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Sigh. The house I just left had offered to renew my lease for an extra $300/month. I see now they are offering it for $100/month less than I was paying. npub1h94648pz9g26dusfgtxkudkwlmlx4twy7t6qhgunvt7l44yhn5lqm6m03n TJ of the Side-Eye Another view of the Star Wars saga
