Alignment: Chaotic Good Mail to: Matt Hamilton Box 129 Funkstown, MD 21734 -- "Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too" -Marcus Aurelius "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire "The measure of a man is what he does with power" -Plato "Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity" -Tactius
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Last Notes npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…wf68 @nprofile…d3qt https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/135/120/668/634/962/original/335109a67e982eaf.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…d3qt Omnidirectional handhelds (non-HF) aren't going to broach a mountain range without a repeater, especially if you're both in a valley. I think this ultimately comes down to what repeaters you can use. Hopefully there is a repeater on a mountain somewhere you both have line of sight to. You'll have to search repeaterbook or w/e. You may luck out with a conveniently placed LoRA: https://meshmap.net/ https://meshcore.io/map If voice is required, look for DMR repeaters. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Database has been weird over the last couple of weeks, so I'm going to take the site down for hardware maintenance tonight. Will probably be a few hours. Might even change the 500 error page, dunno. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…pfkn "One stick of 32GB has been removed and send back to client with unit." npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I saw someone describe the new No Agenda as "soulless". I didn't know Larry was a ginger too. They killed JCD to coup the show; it's a Hibernian conspiracy. When will we finally address the Irish Question? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/119/848/381/539/553/original/9310534c0fe6378c.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Smells like chicken https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/101/657/084/680/999/original/be7af89e60b24bfa.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Here's the Nighthawkinlight video on the membranes, their effectiveness, and even a demonstration of his own self-pressurizing hydrogen capture device using these membranes. IMO this technology is/will be a big deal for off-grid properties. I suspect his next video is going to be about creating larger flow batteries charged with a solar input. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq7fR9ISuCw npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Here’s why inflation and foreign wars fought for the exclusive benefit of our occupier are actually a good thing. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Uh, hello? This house was promised to us 8,000 years ago. We have the right to defend ourselves. We are the most moral spiders in the world. Yes we run an Internet pornography operation, but these days, who doesn’t? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/997/716/410/158/422/original/8d1ed53fd5f5205c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > John telling St Peter to hold on a second because he has to send a sad puppy newsletter to leverage his death for donos npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Day one hundred and forty four of two weeks to flatten Iran. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Absolutely 100% normal international relations of a rational and self-interested sovereign country. I love it when a foreign country is integrated into my counter-unmanned defense systems, machine learning, autonomous systems, directed energy weapons, cyber defense, EWAR, biotechnology, bio-manufacturing, medical defense, and missile and air defense technologies. I love it when they fusion my data. Your vote matters. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/958/994/188/676/856/original/73a5244f43262215.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Hm, haven't heard about nostr in a while. Let's check in and see how they're doing. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/953/755/034/228/350/original/5dea1e4b2902529f.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/949/202/709/196/186/original/e79bb9b1f1bb627a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton In 1911 the Feds set out to eliminate every Ribes (currant, gooseberry) plant in the United States in order to combat a bi-annual host-alternating fungus that may have damaged pine timber stands. Hell, we invented glyphosate. Killing undesirable plants and indians IS OUR CULTURE. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton All right, that’s it. This has gone on too long. It’s time to invade Canada, kill all the Indians, then burn every tree in the country so they can no longer disturb my air with their incompetent forestry management. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Pierre Paulin Ensemble Dune sofa. The sofa is made up of four distinct modular pieces and can be re-arranged. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/924/724/141/274/163/original/abeed8f03ea90211.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/924/737/443/721/539/original/8fa6f8a062447235.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Bye npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton It’s too hot to post on fedi. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…n5fe I get all my medical information from people who write in broken English and look like this, too. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/850/401/408/549/025/original/55137bfefb79b4ad.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Why is every pair of men’s swim trunks sold with that fucking netting that chaffs your thighs when you go to the beach? What is the purpose? To catch turds? I don’t understand. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Dreaming is the worst. “Yes, I’d like a torturous nonsensical Hell every night, possibly multiple times a night, for the rest of my life.” I’m going to start putting lead fishing weights in my coffee or something. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…j83d @nprofile…qqp5 “nooo you don’t understand, it’s a procedural matter. We just need two-thirds of the states legislatures to call an article five convention of states! It’s impossible to pass an amendment because we can’t get 67 people to vote against destroying America, but with 6,482 people in the states legislatures we can right this ship and save America!” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Oh, you have a smartphone and want to learn a new word each day? Yeah, we’re going to need your location, a semen sample, and an eternal contract on the soul of your firstborn. Unreal that Apple doesn’t let you filter all this dogshit out. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/842/599/958/172/831/original/990d17d647a27a9f.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u @nprofile…lsen substantiate this claim (I’m ignorant) npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The somolian nigger baby born yesterday is just as much of an American as you are, and in eighteen years it and its nigglet siblings will override your vote seven-to-one. Bend over and open your mouth. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton In a real society we would throw these sacks off the cruise ship and disperse what little they haven’t deeded to the private equity owned retirement facility back to their family. Then we’d execute everyone remotely associated with the private equity firm. In a real society. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/837/074/434/474/858/original/fc42a59a93378a99.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Any microwave that doesn’t immediately start upon pressing the “add 30 seconds” button is defective and belongs in the trash. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Tucker: “I want the last two years to be wholly focused the US, and not on Netenyahu’s concerns or Zylensky’s concerns, or anyone else’s concerns” Trump’s Social Media Jew: “I think it’s exciting what’s happening in Latin America” Beyond parody. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…5fvr “troon out to own the libs” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Amazon doesn't allow you to disable email shipping notifications because they have a back-room deal with Google to give them all of the purchase/sales info (via the Gmail monopoly). npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Watch for a nearby building having a fire where the structural office chairs burn and cause the building to collapse in on itself. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Soccer is for field-fairy homosexual Europeans and browns. “But the World Cup!” Shut up faggot, nobody who matters cares. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m sure I’ve posted his before (and too intoxicated to search and repost), but voting should be based on IQ. > they’ll cheat the vote against you! Yeah, as if that doesn’t exist now. Shut up. No more retard governance. 110 IQ and two generations of citizenship is the MINIMUM bar for allowing your opinions to threaten others with institutional violence. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Even in the face of Israel queering the deal of our God-Emperor Trump, boomers will defend our “greatest ally” until their dying breath. We can either take away their ability to vote along with their driver’s licenses, or we can wait for them to die and kill a mini-van with a woman and three kids. Boomers are too brainwashed; they’re fucking cattle. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > be me > parents forgot to latch door, wind blew it in, alarm went off > alarm company called, my parents said don't send police > parents call me, ask me to go latch door > quick trip, no need to change from yardwork atire: a tank top, pants, and full-size appendix carry firearm on display > get in car > pull up, FOUR MD State Trooper SUVs and SIX of them standing around idling > *look down at my waistband* > here_we_go.jpg > get out of car > "hey matt!" one says Being on a list has its perks npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/777/246/131/901/106/original/e78c186e54370d5c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Welp, 100mg doxycycline twice daily for 21 days it is. TTD: Total Tick (incl. Bill Gates) Death npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I hate white trash, wearing your pajamas everywhere, either fat as fuck or sunken-cheeks meth face. These “people” are disgusting sub-humans and should be confined to a camp. Without them making us look bad I could do what I love most: drinking while driving. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Later this week I will be signing the biggest ceasefire with Iran yet. Sixty days, this one is sixty days. The fake news media said it couldn’t be done, they said a deal was impossible. They’re low IQ morons who have no idea what’s going on. I’ll be signing the deal, the best deal of all time with Iran. I have brought a big beautiful peace to the Middle East, the likes of which hasn’t been seen in 4,000 years. Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. Thank you for your attention to this matter! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton If Obama had erected this monstrosity to host a basketball game people would have seen this for what it is, but since it’s a cauliflower ear convention put on by the big orange jew people think it’s great. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…3hmk call him a foreign agent and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…ypu3 if European countries and the UK are sufficiently degraded with serious internal strife (like lynching politicians in the street, not Retard Riots™️) as to not pose any military threat, then yeah it wouldn’t matter. But we’re still a long ways off from that and the threat of their intervention is the only practical reason the invaders cannot be sent back on boats. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I don’t think the undesirables in America can be remigrated until it first happens in Europe or the UK. If America righteously sends Jews to Israel, Africans to Africa, Chinese to China, etc, particularly if it is an abrupt political movement (which it would be), Europe and the UK would link arms with Israel, China, and Canada to (re)take colonies in America. While brown head-choppers are killing their serfs, they will say “Hitler has taken over America and he must be stopped! #NeverAgain!” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…cp6s NA art I made back in 2015. (Not) surprising how little has changed. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/738/197/075/139/825/original/2a35e7d815df0720.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…6449 rioters are idiots, no exceptions. Police response is always extremely predictable. They could just pour alcohol down the road and bait the cops into pushing people back until they’re standing in it, then light it. Riots are disorganized nigger behavior. It’s never coordinated. There is no plan. Ambushes are impossible. The only trap is getting retards to go with their phones so they can be put in a box forever out of the way of the immigrants who will rape their daughters npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Ireland riots are retarded. Don’t direct your anger up close and personal to the political slime that did this to you, no. Go burn some cars and throw rocks at your local cops. Do a nigger riot. That’ll show the government what’s what. Surely they won’t throw you all in jail forever for disrupting the Kalergi plan. Surely they will immediately capitulate and start representing the native population. Surely. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I still mark this as the moment the Jews wrote off any threat Americans may have posed to their occupation and went full-bore. Maybe the high-water mark was actually the maskhole gimp retards in 2020, but if so, getting the dot to pray to Virishna at the RNC sealed the deal. People got all butt hurt when I mocked Pajeet Dhillon “nooooo, she’s on our side!” No, actually. The thrice married Indian is not on your side. You’re just retarded. https://jewishinsider.com/2026/06/harmeet-dillon-antisemitism-ucla-harvard-ajc-global-forum/ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/735/302/253/742/621/original/8942d5a9d3225e56.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton “ChatGPT: buy the new funko pop” https://apnews.com/article/visa-chatgpt-openai-shopping-mastercard-d769dec86344cb4977c98789e8ec492f npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I declare fatwa against corporate curio slop. If you buy these things *knowing they're useless crap* with the intent to sell them to some other retard for more money later, then you're a swindler. You're not a "collector", it's not "storage unit arbitrage". You're a swindler. It preys on the retarded and mentally ill. Participation in the corporate curio slop trade is morally wrong. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Funko pops, lego sets, or anime figurines. Every SSRI'd up troon school shooter has at least one these things in their room when the photos are published. They're not "investments". You're not collecting them "ironically". Stop. Pick your hero. (yes, we both know it's Harry Potter, that's fine). Would your hero think "wow, those funko pops, legos, and anime figurines are based!" No. Stop. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton You are being systematically ethnically replaced by brown serfs brought here by Jews. American cities are nigger Hell. But yeah, let’s talk about who stole the Star Wars LEGOs. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I have a new design (that works in my head) for v2, the second tractor, which brings back the (almost) zero-fitting sleds from v0, hopefully making it easier to move. If this doesn't work, I have a plan for adding wheels to v1(.1) Also, why do people call these things "tractors"? Chicken tractor, bunny tractor, etc. I don't know a better word, but I don't think "tractor" is fitting. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…mmsf > acting like you’re homeless At these prices you won’t be acting long! I guess the target audience is city people who “escape”? I don’t get it. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > visit website of nearby campground > all people in the pictures are black or some kind of mudblood > single-day tent site price is greater than a night in a Hilton > includes a bonus $15 “resort fee” for your 10x12 gravel pad I hope every franchise-based business is destroyed. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Oh yeah, patriots take to the streets to jerk each other off npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Two down, ten to go. Only wanted to pull a few at a time as not to panic those remaining. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/721/736/051/942/160/original/0e1c836adde57911.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Wire is up, but as expected this is a lot more difficult to move than my first iteration. Going to have to figure something out. Oh well. Tomorrow I have to figure out how we’re going to get the first litter out of here and into the tractor. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/717/273/571/204/830/original/44b7dab942b08653.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…4p2j the only way to get newfag words to drop from the lexicon is for the “socks with sandals” crowd to start using it. I am an accelerationist. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’M TOESMAXXING! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/714/705/886/270/022/original/75d209847d593880.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Just about finished the conversion. As I suspected, the extra fittings on the sled make it much more difficult to move. For the first “production” unit (which will get paint and I’ll actually measure stuff instead of eyeballing it), I may weld the bottom six joints to the sled. That, or be lazy and use two EMT runs at the bottom and bolt the top one to the bottom using bolts inside the tube. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there. I’ll strap wire to the bottom after dinner. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/710/871/695/498/680/original/c5024ab48856dcd5.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/710/873/066/326/232/original/9d8b0d1bced2994a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Storm last night took the UPS that runs the DB and it never turned back on, so I switched things around before I booted it back up. If it happens again, I’ll presume the batteries are toast and I’ll switch everything off that one and order a new set of batteries. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton God demands I finish this project to a habitable standard by the end of the day. (There are more baby bunnies in the condo, heh.) “Like rabbits” 🐇 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Given it a bit more thought, and the other problem with the bends vs 90 deg. fittings is breaking strength under load. The back (the part not pictured) will have one, maybe two vertical supports which should help, but having those bends means it would take a lot less load (snow) to push them to the critical point where the metal creases and then snaps. If I lived somewhere down South, using bends like this would probably be fine. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Still need to add one more rigid brace before the frame is “done” (red). It started storming. But after looking at it, I might cut the frame-attached poles flush with the frame and then put the vertical supports inside so it appears more square and the roof provides an overhang. I thought using more bends would let me get away with fewer fittings, but I think it needs work. Good news is the single-piece skids make pulling it (~115lb) easy. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/705/235/190/644/041/original/aa970f222d95960c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton In Winter our hens slow down to almost no eggs around the solstice. I know people put up string lights to trick the hens, but I don't want to do that because it seems like the hens slow down when it's dark and cold for a reason. 🤷♂️ Someone linked a Townsends video the other day, I don't remember who, but thanks: https://youtu.be/yUYgguMz1qI?t=449 We'll store a bunch of eggs in lime water come Fall and hopefully have plenty of eggs during the Winter. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I love my wife. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton A 5 gal bucket of water and a battery + charge controller will be attached to the base of the tallest corners to mitigate typical wind. When a hurricane or strong storm is coming I'll be moving these under tree cover and/or using earth screw anchors and chain to affix it to the ground so it doesn't blow away. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton EMT rails attached and bent. Roof is mostly finished. Will caulk between the panels at the end. I’ll bend identical conduits for the “sleds” so there are no fittings on the ground inhibiting dragging it. The (small) vertical struts will vary in length to give me the appropriate winter angle. I will use T fittings to add horizontal members to create a box. Once they’re on I’ll use steel cable and turnbuckles to make it rigid, followed by welded wire screen attached using steel cable ties. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/681/784/323/355/272/original/471f2fb62b388ea2.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The start of the bunny grow-out tractor(s). EMT, one-hole straps, and cage wire (all to be etched and painted black) for the structure. I’ll inset a 8” wire/slat lip on the inside to discourage digging out, but we’ll be moving these at least once a day. Solar panels will run fans to keep the buns cool (since I’m not letting them dig to retreat from the heat), and in the colder months will run heat strips to keep the water tank/nipples from freezing. I’ll be brushing snow off in winter. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/670/712/425/487/743/original/d86d33b3f3dd4fe9.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Is anyone here a hammock camper? I want to get a camping hammock but I don't really know what I'm looking for; I've never done it. I'm guessing I want one with a ridgeline for a bug net and (separate) tarp over top for rain. Is there anything else important that I'm not considering? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Cheers fedi https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/655/043/232/897/017/original/c61d6c7adc518aca.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton It's advised to allow the mayonnaise to rest *at room temperature* for ~72 hours before refrigerating: https://cooking.stackexchange.com/a/33331 We'll pasteurize our eggs by sous vide-ing them at 139F for 70m. We'll also add a tbsp of sauerkraut brine to the recipe to encourage fermentation. Infusing the oil with rosemary / garlic may also help to keep it from going rancid. None of this will compete with the shelf life of soyoil product #57323, but it should help. Will follow up in a month or so. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Weird ask, but does anyone know where I can get an immersion blender with a narrow head / bell / blade (without modifying a larger one or creating one from "scratch")? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d @nprofile…e7kf @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2 > Quake Boomer Halo npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…e7kf @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2 As the gen Z on the thread (who is unable to determine age visually), I mark "boomer" as anyone with fully grayed hair. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I need to work on the car but it’s raining (AGAIN) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/646/773/430/421/772/original/0ee96bc3e10b5702.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m pretty sure the sunglasses truck serial Twitter MAGAt coaler is more first-wave Gen X, but maybe I just suck at estimating age. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/646/509/402/470/007/original/3917c3407f4b05d4.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…cjlg @nprofile…z99d I'm a fan of the spy museum npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…xuwe > design his landscaping project in Minecraft That's pretty funny. I bet there's a LIDAR/photogrammetry -> minecraft map tool out there, too. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…xuwe I've thought about this many times, glad I'm not the only one. People love them some simulator games, too. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…x8hu look how close the couch is. A 120” screen 5’ away it is fatiguing, dumbass. You may not like it, but this is the optimal size. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Phase II: TV obviation https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/615/179/901/720/373/original/abb0b31336c91d40.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…7svd Adam Curtis, right? It’s good. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Party game where you have a secret task that you must accomplish without it being identified by other players. If your task is identified by another player, they get your card (a point). All tasks involve the player coaxing another player into doing something. Ex: * Get someone to put their phone face down on the table * Get someone to stretch their arms overhead * Get someone to recite song lyrics * Get someone to send a text message for you * Get someone to ask you the time npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I bet I'm (one of?) the youngest fedi admins out there. I've said consistently that my generation (Millennial/Gen Z cuspers) was the last generation that would understand technology. Every generation post-iPhone is unable to understand technology because they've never had to. I still remember having to futz with the Windows drivers to get a CD ROM burner driver to work properly. Gen Z has never had that experience. They've never taken a computer apart, let alone assembled one. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton My followers are insane. Imagine being a newfag skimming at my feed. > racist rant, 4 likes > religious criticism, 0 likes > political tirade, 8 likes > mayonnaise recipe, 13 likes WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Imagine if I was an Adfluencer. "Yes, my intended audience is probably milennials and Gen Zers who I have the most in common with, but my actual audience is primarily politically-active Gen Xers and late-cycle boomers who hate my politics but tolerate me for some reason" npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I hope everyone is having a good weekend. I've received two political texts today so far. I promptly responded to both with "you're a nigger" and a few minutes later got "you've been successfully unsubscribed" messages. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. INVOKE THE WORD OF POWER AND WARD OFF THE DEMONS. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Everything in a jar, oil in last and let it sit a min to separate to the top. (Immersion) blend. Mayo. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/582/495/882/176/677/original/5c2b54bd7f27a66a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Progress pic. Lighting looks better in person than in the picture, but I need to wire in inline dimmers into the three leftmost lamps. I’ll post another picture in a week or so. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/582/130/019/391/992/original/ee55811318f1d8d6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Jordan Peterson is a retarded drug-addled snow-mexican hypocrite asshat. “Clean up your room” Watch, when he strokes out and dies from pharmaceutically-induced neurological damage people will post that he was such an inspiration and a good role model for male youths. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/577/070/775/211/206/original/a2a4ee3f29260d15.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Too Many Eggs book makes no mention of an immersion blender when discussing mayonnaise. Mimi wants you to spend 50 minutes making a pint of mayo that goes bad in a week. “The key is patience” Nah bitch, the key is an immersion blender. I want mayo for my sandwich not a new Sunday chore. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I guess I’m obligated to post pictures. This is almost a “before”, except I’d moved the couch. Previously the couch was against the wall opposite the TV, big mistake. Only the rear left corner is finished, - art. Walls need painted. Shallow table will go the length of the couch, side and back. Low stools along the shallow table behind the couch. Wall art + 2 low seats to the left, rug, low coffee table, poufs to the right. Ignore the TV, shelf, AV cabinet, cat tower, & bouncer, they’re gone. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/576/714/029/214/713/original/65014a4f30a4af2c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I spent a cumulative three hours last week watching middle-aged Ritalin and SSRI'd up interior design women narrating slideshows on YouTube. Since then I've rearanged the furniture in our living room, added some plants, purchased a few small accent pieces, and as a result our living room is already way more cozy than it was, and this isn't even my final form. So thanks, menopausal D.C. up-talking women, I guess. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u why ur a gay? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u not only does it need to support DOCSIS 3.1, it needs 64GB of memory to do it? Go back to asking Grok if this is true. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Most people on here are men, so: Go look at your curtains. Are they 2" above the window? Yeah. You're an idiot. Groan, then go get the drywall anchor assortment box in the junk drawer and move your curtains to be ~3-4" off the ceiling and increase the width of the curtain rod as much as it'll let you (if it's adjustable). You're welcome. - former idiot npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Definitely non-optimal, but it works I guess. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/566/038/930/884/266/original/525bf6cb7516076e.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m sorry if you don’t like it, but NAS downtime is the secret to time-travel. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > drilling Cinderblock > learned my lesson, wearing an N95 > finish drilling, pull mask off my face and up onto the crown of my head > sudden intense urge to poison wells and clip coins > realize I’m holding a drill > manual labor? That’s below my station > start climbing down ladder > overhead central air duct knocks the respirator off my head I think I just had an out-of-goyim experience.