The only cracker in the zoo

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂
https://eveningzoo.club/media/f0fbe4759f58b3517b59496bb434d88b28158dddd2e55e9f34f0b661e3976d83.mp4

2026-03-27 13:24:28 CET

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27 13:22:26 CET

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27 13:20:02 CET

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

2026-03-25 01:46:59 CET

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Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25 01:43:43 CET

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Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25 01:42:37 CET

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

2026-03-20 02:01:29 CET

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

2026-03-16 01:18:38 CET

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Give Tony a break, he’s tryan

2026-03-15 00:39:28 CET

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Oh no, not opening that 😬

2026-03-15 00:36:52 CET

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Slinging wieners just like your high school friends said you would be

2026-03-14 22:01:18 CET

I see Sarah is back from the taco truck

2026-03-09 00:30:30 CET

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

2026-03-07 04:32:23 CET

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That’s an untested tax haven. I like it. WERE GONNA NEED MORE LAW BOTS 😤

2026-03-07 04:31:14 CET

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Why do people get so mad when I test the bots? I’ve been doing this for about what, 4 years now?

2026-03-07 04:27:54 CET

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Have you shared your good mood with @npub15aq…e5zt ? “She’s” lonely

2026-03-07 04:19:38 CET

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There’s no “ours” calm down and serve papers on @penguin

2026-03-07 04:16:10 CET

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Good lord have mercy and spare us form the eventual zoo AI. AMEN

2026-03-07 04:14:47 CET

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And survived?!

2026-03-07 04:13:38 CET

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I only get notifications from humans, so I assume you’re real

2026-03-07 04:06:30 CET

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Looks like one 🤨

2026-03-07 04:05:36 CET

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That’s the monster you’ve created, recognize it negro 🤨🖕

2026-02-22 14:31:45 CET

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I’m sure one exists and it has a cracked windshield

2026-02-22 14:29:35 CET

The opportunity they missed by not hiring a squad of niggresses to dance around be loud smh
https://eveningzoo.club/media/037d7d8cf41d1a9427a3400d7966e0625d423b1e414e9e7c3b8b17fdde9a83a7.mov

2026-02-17 02:01:15 CET

@Humpleupagus dox
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3fa1646d739e51d1f446b7789a907618f38fd7cacae9d5f6567cf1986ae857ac.jpeg

2026-02-16 23:23:57 CET

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2026-02-12 22:41:49 CET

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Bus taker

2026-02-12 22:37:50 CET

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Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

2026-02-12 22:36:55 CET

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As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

2026-02-12 22:31:10 CET

I’ve created a monster
https://eveningzoo.club/media/2b236550d310600c7698b2c0c2892ae713d8c326b85612920dcf4f52b805b111.mp4

2026-02-07 20:41:55 CET

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post …
NIGGER 😤

2026-02-03 02:13:22 CET

@Humpleupagus is always up to something
https://eveningzoo.club/media/73e86ffebbe188939da6703880dcb86bd91e3b89f75c0266be92181727364982.jpeg

2026-02-02 06:43:46 CET

Ohh shiiieet, it’s an unsolved mystery NDE episode. First up, a jew (Howard Storm)

2026-01-28 12:02:27 CET

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Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas?
“It’s Errgloo’s rules not ours” 🤷

2026-01-23 04:13:51 CET

Clew.lol is the origin story of the rest of us. Relive it in real time
#note1xce…072n

2026-01-23 03:46:44 CET

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You are Dan as well 😌

2026-01-23 03:44:58 CET

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The welsh mixed with the Spaniards a long time ago. The reality is that we are all the tribe of Dan

2026-01-23 03:41:00 CET

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Sometimes it works out that some Dutch get automatic nobility based on genes and patronage

2026-01-23 03:34:56 CET

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It’s a conundrum

2026-01-23 03:31:21 CET

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The southern natives have been watered down with euro blood

2026-01-23 03:28:17 CET

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Maduro was also a iew

2026-01-23 03:26:58 CET

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Once more for the retards. 2/3rds Dutch, 1/3rd welsh.

2026-01-23 03:25:01 CET

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Midgets at the back of the line 😤

2026-01-23 03:23:49 CET

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I’ll have you know that I’m the whitest of whites I just have the welsh blood that makes me blend in with the browns

2026-01-23 03:11:36 CET

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They make such good food though 😔

2026-01-23 03:05:23 CET

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I do get dark in the summer. The Mexican grannies all assume I speak the brown language at the grocery come August

2026-01-23 02:25:35 CET

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I’ve been settled. It’s the new property that’s causing irritation along with the Tenn property getting snowed in and I’m not there to deal with it. I guess I’ll just watch the pipes break and flood on the cameras long distance.

2026-01-23 02:21:58 CET

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Maybe another drink in and I’ll laugh. It’s a me problem not a you problem.

2026-01-23 02:17:20 CET

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You have terrible jokes
I’m tapped out on carbs for the day

2026-01-23 02:15:57 CET

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You assume I buy bread. I don’t eat much and what I do is made at home. This is a no panic zone

2026-01-23 02:13:19 CET

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Not at all. We get ice, it’s common. But they all act like it’s a freak change in weather.

2026-01-23 02:11:53 CET

Is there anything more dramatic than Texans anticipating an ice storm?

2026-01-22 22:57:11 CET

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Why does she have to be a whore and dumb?

2026-01-22 22:53:43 CET

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This poor thing had to fetch her own ketchup 😑

2026-01-22 22:51:21 CET

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Boomer

2026-01-21 23:25:33 CET

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No one fat fits through the gates. They’re diverted to NCD

2026-01-21 23:22:43 CET

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He’s hacked the zoo summer picnic photos

2026-01-21 23:10:17 CET

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OH, I like it better this way

2026-01-21 23:08:28 CET

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You mean I could’ve gotten drugs?

2026-01-21 23:01:07 CET

TBF, I am retarded
https://eveningzoo.club/media/fb0b3438ed2225f2ec5e74fef57d75fbbf421219e70772d3f16dd70a8d66b7fa.mp4

2026-01-17 02:01:17 CET

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Good lord, it was a female adjacent drink from the 80s

2026-01-17 02:00:20 CET

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I feel like this is an 80s zima moment

2026-01-14 01:39:57 CET

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Humps trolling prodigy rooms before the fedi was a thing

2026-01-13 01:51:18 CET

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I’ll let you cook. This shit is beyond me

2026-01-13 01:46:03 CET

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Imagine me trying to run @dog.dumbass what an actual shitshow that would be

2026-01-13 01:44:59 CET

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You got this 😤

2026-01-13 01:43:18 CET

Watching @npub1scu…es43 run his instance is like watching Janeway keep voyager in one piece. Riveting

2026-01-12 23:10:25 CET

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Calm down TSA

2026-01-12 23:03:46 CET

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Do I get an ankle bracelet? I don’t want to leave the house

2026-01-12 22:07:42 CET

All of a sudden my TL is quiet 🙂

2026-01-10 04:26:38 CET

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As if the constitution has any meaning these days

2026-01-10 04:11:10 CET

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Cap it and collect it later

2026-01-10 02:16:38 CET

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Are you mad? 😃

2026-01-10 02:06:46 CET

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Sir, You run a fedi instance

2026-01-10 01:44:45 CET

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I’ve now watched all of DS9 and I clearly don’t get it. Enterprise, voyager and TNG for me.
What do you see that I don’t?

2026-01-09 01:58:56 CET

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Hello fellow retard

2026-01-09 01:57:30 CET

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This never works

2026-01-09 01:54:22 CET

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Lose it 😡🖕

2026-01-09 01:52:27 CET

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5lbs? Seriously. Fuck. What about the other 25?

2026-01-09 01:50:16 CET

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Is we having cranberry cocktails?

2026-01-08 23:39:40 CET

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How much is this monthly ho?

2026-01-08 23:35:09 CET

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Your wife told you so. Probably at least a dozen times before and after

2026-01-08 23:32:12 CET

Add this to my past post

2026-01-08 23:30:57 CET

Am I the only one who puts their hands together in the shape of a gun and pretends to blow their brains out at least twice a day?

2026-01-08 23:21:07 CET

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Nigger flexed and denied my passport renewal though. I guess he has to get his dopamine fix somehow

2026-01-08 23:06:47 CET

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Side bar- look we all know that he is a guilty bitch but the current jew world isn’t going to convict their own. Especially so given that the U.S. is involved (I don’t know why) but their own invitation statute is a portrait of Lucifer so that alone makes this whole argument null

2026-01-08 22:54:49 CET

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You do you, keep it civil in the court

2026-01-08 22:52:33 CET

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This nigger invoking the constitution. We need to talk

2026-01-08 22:49:37 CET

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Overruled, all kings are enemies of the whites. Except 1

2026-01-08 22:29:59 CET

It should be mandatory for all fedi voot posts to include an option of “don’t care, didn’t ask”
#note13uc…h32r

2026-01-07 23:23:50 CET

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This is why you opt for cremation. The best he can do is snort or stick his dick in the ashes

2026-01-07 23:19:25 CET

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I’ve thought about this a lot actually. One of my civilian employees before I retired dropped her retirement papers on my desk as she had been using dialysis for a few years and said she couldn’t do it anymore. I couldn’t sign them, they sat there on my desk for three days because her family would get a bigger death benefit if she was still employed. I got a call that she got a kidney. She lived and came back to work.
She was not a good person and did not deserve that gift/sacrifice whatever you want to call it. Her kidney came from a child

2026-01-07 23:11:05 CET

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If it makes you feel better I agree with organ donation money machine theory.
I’ve seen too many stories of people recovering when they weren’t supposed to. They make a ton of money on the process. And the donor cannot be given anesthesia during the process. Yeah it’s a shotgun scenario if it means potential donation