Partisan Night Slut :pns:

https://noauthority.social/@PNS

The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.

Based in: Pakistan

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2026-08-28 05:23:53 CEST

That's a hospital. Where people go to get better.
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2026-08-27 14:41:28 CEST

That's super neat: get superfat and get a bowl cut.
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2026-08-27 06:14:33 CEST

CBC tells journalists not to call 9/11 a "terrorist attack" - WHAT?! - YouTube
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2026-08-26 14:53:22 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:20:49 CEST

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2026-08-26 03:51:19 CEST

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2026-08-26 03:42:33 CEST

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2026-08-26 02:29:49 CEST

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I couldn't even.

2026-08-26 02:25:20 CEST

How many icons do you have pinned to your taskbar? I have 32.

2026-08-24 19:38:07 CEST

Niggers: "They hate us!"
The Electric Company: "Yeah? You shot at our workers."
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2026-08-24 18:53:02 CEST

Well they're SO pleasant!
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2026-08-24 18:39:15 CEST

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2026-08-24 18:12:07 CEST

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I saw this yesterday and no one could say where it came from. THAT and the fact it's pristine, I suspect this is the work of AI.

2026-08-24 17:47:12 CEST

Jumper, no jumping! Korea.
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2026-08-24 16:35:38 CEST

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So her youngest was 8 months old, which is 8 months she could've gotten treatment and did not. You cannot tell me killing three kids was easier than asking for help.

2026-08-24 16:32:03 CEST

Lindsay Clancy: Psychotic Women Defend (and Praise) a Child Killer 💀 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHVL0y9CEio

2026-08-23 23:02:01 CEST

I suspect we're surrounded by these types...
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2026-08-23 14:39:40 CEST

Steve Buscemi winds up in the hospital after being punched by a random black man while walking down the sidewalk in NYC.
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2026-08-21 15:40:08 CEST

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2026-08-21 14:12:17 CEST

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2026-08-21 13:14:55 CEST

The system is a hammer and that's all it is.
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2026-08-21 12:47:14 CEST

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2026-08-20 19:40:51 CEST

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What'd you breaik/tear in your ankle?

2026-08-20 17:57:38 CEST

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If your rye bread is moldy, throw it out. Trust me.

2026-08-19 15:35:50 CEST

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Literally what makes it NA? The jingles?
I guess it's a three-way circlejerk on Sundays? Is Adam doing it once a week enough?

2026-08-19 15:20:54 CEST

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2026-08-15 14:21:56 CEST

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2026-08-15 14:02:25 CEST

This has to be the most abusive business practice you could inflict on a driver. Pedal your truck.
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2026-08-14 12:20:43 CEST

Nothing says privilege like being weak and unable to enforce your edicts but issuing them nonetheless and no harm comes to you.
This is all ego and cult of persona. She wants to be the face of D.
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2026-08-13 16:08:17 CEST

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2026-08-13 13:09:33 CEST

Canada's plan appears to be to disparage anyone who doesn't trust big pharma as racist, xenophobic, dishonest, misogynist, supremacist, and terroristic. This is the first salvo.
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2026-08-10 18:06:55 CEST

Pimp proposes to his top earner.
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2026-08-10 17:57:34 CEST

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2026-08-04 22:47:43 CEST

Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.
He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out
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2026-08-03 15:03:28 CEST

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2026-08-02 09:05:44 CEST

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I think the producers sit around brainstorming and workshopping shit.
"Well I really get depressed in the summer."
"Me too!"

2026-08-02 08:59:22 CEST

CBC is now appealing to, IDK, fucking weirdos who somehow take issue with summer.
Taxpayers paid for this crap.
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2026-08-01 02:20:59 CEST

What a fashion-forward wimp.
He's all worried about his outfits. His friends'll see.
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2026-07-31 16:54:27 CEST

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2026-07-30 12:10:20 CEST

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2026-07-30 12:09:59 CEST

Possibly the dumbest mother of all time.
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2026-07-29 13:43:06 CEST

Fuck he did it. He solved the gas crisis.
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2026-07-28 15:30:35 CEST

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2026-07-28 02:46:42 CEST

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2026-07-28 02:44:12 CEST

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2026-07-27 22:56:55 CEST

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2026-07-27 05:19:51 CEST

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2026-07-27 04:28:22 CEST

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2026-07-27 04:19:41 CEST

Tymay Lay
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2026-07-26 17:45:52 CEST

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IKR seems like a full-blown gay man.

2026-07-26 17:40:53 CEST

Proof you can stitch your arm to your crotch and still not be funny.
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2026-07-25 15:56:43 CEST

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Normies think it's a joke, but you can't raise an entire generation of kids on that and not wind up with constant crime.

2026-07-24 16:47:53 CEST

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2026-07-24 15:55:32 CEST

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2026-07-24 14:55:53 CEST

I do a lot of surveys in my province wherein respondents are asked their orientation.
You would not be surprised to know how few immigrants are LGBT anything. Maybe a few of their university indoctrinated kids are. But there just aren't any gay refugees by my count and I've been keeping a rough tally for 15 years.
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2026-07-24 13:02:01 CEST

Oh, man. Point on the timeline to the last time a liberal was polite to us...
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2026-07-22 15:34:04 CEST

If you grow your delightful weed grass tall enough you can shelter in its generous shade. What's more, Darvish here prolly makes all his event posters using AI.
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2026-07-22 14:14:44 CEST

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2026-07-21 13:52:43 CEST

The public should have the power to fire these useless lady cops when this happens. "WE FIRE YOU! YOU'RE NOT A COP ANYMORE!"
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2026-07-20 23:47:33 CEST

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2026-07-20 14:49:12 CEST

Welcome to bartending, where outcomes are vastly different for the sexes. Get over it, or get a different job.
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2026-07-20 11:42:56 CEST

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2026-07-20 00:19:21 CEST

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2026-07-20 00:14:32 CEST

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2026-07-20 00:11:06 CEST

Sir you can't leave your juices everywhere.
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2026-07-19 12:11:25 CEST

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Retirees view the young the way whites see niggers. Imagine having some tatted up layabout living in your formerly understandable hood.

2026-07-19 12:10:02 CEST

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Hey they did the right thing: they moved away from the young so they weren't causing problems for people not their age.
This bitch is too dumb or too lazy to cash out and go live somewhere more suitable.
Sure she can try and hammer her square peg into the round hole. But she's an idiot.

2026-07-19 11:53:29 CEST

Just sell it dummy. Like your quality of life is going to appreciate living with people 20 years your senior who don't like you.
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2026-07-19 03:23:48 CEST

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Loved Victor Buono in everything he did, The Wild Wild West most of all.

2026-07-18 03:09:39 CEST

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2026-07-17 05:13:07 CEST

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2026-07-16 14:45:23 CEST

Our society allows these apes to devolve, every single day. Their selfishness is malignant and metastatic. Nothing is too trifling for them to insist on their satisfaction first. Their strain of cancer spreads EVERYWHERE.
Three full minutes of, "Oooh they messin' with the wrong bitch."
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2026-07-15 15:44:21 CEST

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People from around the world don't go to the Calgary Stampede to see New India. The fuck are they doing? They're all retarded.
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2026-07-15 15:32:54 CEST

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It's always the same fucking song.

2026-07-15 00:33:59 CEST

Hey Trumpy! The niggers are dismantling the middle class, piece by piece. Any comment?
Five black women in DC were caught on camera breaking into a Chick-Fil-A and destroying the restaurant.
Police are asking for the public's help in identifying the suspects.
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2026-07-14 13:22:49 CEST

I nuked the audio because the AI narration is noxious, but Coke, WD40, dish soap and baking soda will clean years old grease enamel from pots and pans quickly and easily.
Use with care on steel items. Often once the patina is gone, those items will begin to rust.
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2026-07-14 03:22:58 CEST

He'll be so surprised he has to buy a new kitchen. He went off to work thinking he'd be ahead when he got home.
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2026-07-14 02:08:56 CEST

Don't stop them ruining a sterile environment or anything. Or consuming materials. Or creating work for the nurses. It's all a magical learning opportunity.
Bar none the least appreciative fucks on Planet Erf.
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2026-07-13 20:33:14 CEST

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2026-07-10 15:56:53 CEST

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2026-07-10 14:34:36 CEST

I hope they never know how gratifying it is to hear them whine about us non-stop. It's a real shot in the arm. It's like finally, somebody noticed.
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2026-07-10 14:10:31 CEST

Guys, don't help her. Let her do it. She has to learn.
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2026-07-08 05:23:43 CEST

Toronto. He groped a woman and stole her phone.
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2026-07-08 01:14:22 CEST

Dimension N: As though black kids are at ANY risk being around white kids. These people are a universal joke.
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2026-07-07 15:05:28 CEST

Vacuous doesn't BEGIN to describe this woman.
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2026-07-07 03:21:50 CEST

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Correction:
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2026-07-06 23:52:18 CEST

Brain of a goldfish.
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2026-07-06 16:39:11 CEST

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2026-07-06 16:38:45 CEST

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2026-07-04 01:47:34 CEST

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2026-07-03 20:56:54 CEST

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2026-07-02 08:12:26 CEST

Modern woman makes party punch in a fucking kiddie pool.
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2026-07-01 17:25:12 CEST

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2026-06-30 04:08:18 CEST

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Did somebody say skiing?

2026-06-29 14:11:39 CEST

If they're wearing their tactical gloves, they mean to abscond with ya.
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2026-06-29 13:55:11 CEST

Jesus how much debt is he in?
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2026-06-28 14:53:05 CEST

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2026-06-28 01:22:01 CEST

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2026-06-27 03:09:05 CEST

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2026-06-26 13:07:09 CEST

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Yeah like I'm gonna stay chill with every guy in the zip code gawking. I do not get it.